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What’s the dumbest thing your ex has ever texted you?” and you guys absolutely delivered.

This episode is built around your submissions, and some of them are genuinely unhinged. From late-night “I miss you” texts after doing you dirty, to straight-up delusional messages that make no sense… we break down the funniest, most painful, and most ridiculous things exes have ever said.

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What&rsquo;s the dumbest thing your ex has ever texted you?&rdquo; and you guys absolutely delivered.
This episode is built around your submissions, and some of them are genuinely unhinged. From late-night &ldquo;I miss you&rdquo; texts after doing you dirty, to straight-up delusional messages that make no sense&hellip; we break down the funniest, most painful, and most ridiculous things exes have ever said.

Welcome to the Relatables Podcast with Jake and Ottie! Your metaphorical shoulder to cry on, the soundtrack to your hot girl walks and your pick-me-up... Come with us as we try to navigate this funny place we call ‘life’. Our aim is to light up your day, find a sense of belonging and support all the girls in their quest to understand the modern man. We're the most relatable guys on the internet.

Welcome to the Relatables Podcast with Jake and Ottie! Your metaphorical shoulder to cry on, the soundtrack to your hot girl walks and your pick-me-up... Come with us as we try to navigate this funny place we call &lsquo;life&rsquo;. Our aim is to light up your day, find a sense of belonging and support all the girls in their quest to understand the modern man. We're the most relatable guys on the internet.

Welcome to the Relatables Podcast with Jake and Ottie! Your metaphorical shoulder to cry on, the soundtrack to your hot girl walks and your pick-me-up.

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EP 19 - WHAT DID THEY DRUNK TEXT YOU THIS TIME 

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Raw Dogging It is back and this one goes everywhere. We debate the real question that could end a friendship: would you ever name your baby after your best mate? We get into why life is all about perspective, the small mindset shifts that genuinely change everything, and the moments that made us realise we’ve been taking things way too seriously. Plus all the usual chaos, questionable opinions, random tangents and stories that somehow spiral completely out of control.

Raw Dogging It is back and this one goes everywhere. We debate the real question that could end a friendship: would you ever name your baby after your best mate? We get into why life is all about perspective, the small mindset shifts that genuinely change everything, and the moments that made us realise we&rsquo;ve been taking things way too seriously. Plus all the usual chaos, questionable opinions, random tangents and stories that somehow spiral completely out of control.

EP 20 - WOULD YOU CALL YOUR BABY JAKE? 

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This week on Dilemmas… we’re tackling one of your spiciest questions yet: “Should I do it?” — but with a twist… there’s a 10-year age gap.

Is it hot, harmless, and nobody’s business… or a situation that’s going to get messy fast? We dive into the pros, the power dynamics, the red flags you might be ignoring, and whether age really is just a number (or very much not).

Plus, your other chaotic “should I do it?” submissions — from risky texts and ex hook-ups to big life decisions that could either change everything… or completely derail it.

Jake & Ottie break it all down, give their honest takes, and help you decide: is this a send… or an absolutely not?

Because sometimes you need a sign, and sometimes… this is it.

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This week on Dilemmas&hellip; we&rsquo;re tackling one of your spiciest questions yet: &ldquo;Should I do it?&rdquo; &mdash; but with a twist&hellip; there&rsquo;s a 10-year age gap.
Is it hot, harmless, and nobody&rsquo;s business&hellip; or a situation that&rsquo;s going to get messy fast? We dive into the pros, the power dynamics, the red flags you might be ignoring, and whether age really is just a number (or very much not).
Plus, your other chaotic &ldquo;should I do it?&rdquo; submissions &mdash; from risky texts and ex hook-ups to big life decisions that could either change everything&hellip; or completely derail it.
Jake &amp; Ottie break it all down, give their honest takes, and help you decide: is this a send&hellip; or an absolutely not?
Because sometimes you need a sign, and sometimes&hellip; this is it.
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EP 18 - DILEMMAS: AGE GAPS ? YES/NO

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This week, we’re officially the Vanilla Boys… but not for long. We’re stepping way outside our comfort zones and trying to expand our horizons (sexually and mentally), unpacking what “vanilla” even means and whether it’s holding us back. From awkward confessions to curious questions we’ve never dared ask, nothing’s off limits. It’s honest, a bit chaotic, and very much a learning experience. If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re playing it too safe… this one’s for you.

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This week, we&rsquo;re officially the&nbsp;Vanilla Boys&hellip; but not for long. We&rsquo;re stepping way outside our comfort zones and trying to expand our horizons (sexually and mentally), unpacking what &ldquo;vanilla&rdquo; even means and whether it&rsquo;s holding us back. From awkward confessions to curious questions we&rsquo;ve never dared ask, nothing&rsquo;s off limits. It&rsquo;s honest, a bit chaotic, and very much a learning experience. If you&rsquo;ve ever wondered whether you&rsquo;re playing it too safe&hellip; this one&rsquo;s for you.
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EP 17 - SPICY VANILLA LATTE 

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EP 19 - WHAT DID THEY DRUNK TEXT YOU THIS TIME

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