Free The Nip! (Minisode)

Published Nov 27, 2023, 11:00 AM

In this holiday episode, Gizelle and Robyn talk about Cyber Monday, nipples, and allocating TV time!

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Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shaity. I am Joseelle Bryant.

Why are your eyes closed?

I'm not, I don't know, taking a nap. I'm just taking out like looking at you, I like, what is happening? I can't talk with my eyes every time.

No, okay, but you realized you were your eyes were closed?

Yes, I think I took a low nap. Should we start? No, No, we're not. This is Robin Dixon. Thank you, thanks once.

Again, thank you for being here with us.

Yes, Happy Thanksgiving, Happy thanks freaking happy Cyber Monday, Cyber Monday. So was there anything that you were feeling like, Oh my gosh, I'm gonna buy it on Black Friday because I'm gonna save fifty. No I never do that ever, Yeah, never me either, ever. But it's good to that the option is there. I agree.

Yeah, but but it's only if you're buying like some big ticket item that like is on sale. But even like a TV, yeah, TV or a video game or something. Yeah, because the sales last the whole freaking into Christmas.

Yeah, but this is the thing people think they're gonna sell out, right, yeah?

True?

Remember Beanie babies?

Yeah?

Do you remember cabbage Patch.

Doll Oh yes, I used to have those are my things?

Yes, there used to be fights in Tarja, yes, cabbage Patch kids, the whole Barbie dolls of course.

Yeah, yes, no that's true.

But cyber Monday, I lived forward. I love me some cyber Monday.

Do you realize how sad it is? Like our society is like so weird. We used to go to the store Toys are Us and all the stores like, I don't Toys r US doesn't even exist anymore, right, Yeah, but you buy toys at Target.

No, you buy them online or online. Yeah, I'm an online girl.

Oh no, I'm you know me? Yeah, I got packages.

So this is our this is our super Bowl. Cyber Monday is legit super Bowl.

Cyber Monday is a super Bowl. I'm on a Poppin thirty percent.

That's why this podcast is gonna be very short because we don't have time to be talking about Monday.

And the crazy thing is, I'm not shopping for gifts. I'm shopping for myself.

So well I do because I always my traditions with kids, like after Thanksgiving, you're gonna tell me what your list of Christmas gifts are and I knock them out and then it's me okay, yeah, or if I like buy them shoes, I buy me shoes. Yes, so the whole thing.

Yeah, I definitely buy myself more stuff than I buy cumulatively cumulative?

What's that everyone else?

Cumultively? That's is that the word cuma cumlative?

Okay, So y'all don't know, but I have said at hotel in Las Vegas, wrong forever, Okay, there's a hotel in Vegas. It's h A R r a h.

Yes apostrophe, yes, and there's one in Atlantic City, Okay, And okay, so I call it hurrahs.

Yes.

We were like talking about something and she says, I mean, where's your receipt from hurrahs? And I'm like, you mean harahs?

What hurrah? Hurrahs? Harah is actually a better pronunciation. It's not you would need a U for it to be Hurrah. No ah ah, Hurrah he what have to hard a? Okay, I like Hurrah better.

Hurrah is hu like hooray hu are a it's hooray.

We're moving on. We're about to talk about nipples. Okay, are you ready? Yeah? Okay, So we talked about Kim Kardashian's new bra.

A couple of weeks ago, Skims came out with a bra with nipples built into it, so it looks like your high beams.

Are on right, So we thought it was ridiculous. Yes, and we asked you guys, like, what do you think? Right? And Derek our guy, Derek Dash, that's why we call him Dash. Okay. I didn't know anybody called him Dash. Karli calls him Dash okay, So we asked you guys chime in, so he did. He said, hey, ladies, great pod today. So I wanted to write in about two things. One, I totally support the Skims nipple bra. I personally know some women that had breast cancer. Oh I didn't think about that and have went through all the surgeries that comes along with it. These bras can be looked as a great as a godsend. Most women lose their nipples during the mess ectomy, so bras can be uplifted. So these bras can be uplifting to women. I'm sure this wasn't what she had in mind when she created the bros, but again, this can be seen as a great thing. Oh, thank you, Derek. Kind of thing about that, yep. And second thing is Robin get a Balsam Balsalsam Hill, Bosom Hill tree. What's that?

So that's a it's a brand and Derek, I have been on the Balsam Hill website for hours and hours at a time because I cannot decide which one to buy, Like that's what the Christmas trees for Christmas tree. I love Balsom Hill. I love their trees, and I can't decide. Do I want a frosted tree? Do I want a regular tree? What side?

What height?

You know? I have a two story living rooms. Yeah, I want like a super tall one. If I do where I'm gonna put it? So yes, I am all over Balsom Hill, Yes, and I still can't decide.

So I was at Ashley's Houth not too long ago, and she has one of those big trees that lights up like you had last year, but hers comes it's already pre tree with like glitter. Oh there's glitter everywhere? Oh really it's I don't borderline too much.

Yeah I don't want that. Yeah, I don't want glitter, but the frost glitter slash frost Okay, okay, yeah, the frost ones. I'm scared that that that will get everywhere too. Yes, so did I recommend you not get those? Just get a real tree? No, no, no, just say not happen.

Okay, well somebody else was talking about. So thank you, Derek. We love you and your wife, by the way, who we never see because you're always in the videos when we see you in TVA. Moving on and Peters says, hello, ladies.

Wife doesn't love us like she loves likes.

Yes, he does. You said on your most recent podcast that you wanted to hear from men about the nipples. Okay, I'm a woman and I had to type this. Who cares what they think? Nipples are a natural body part and if you show them through your clothing, then they show. I gave up bras many many, many, many many years ago, and if I'm gonna spend money, I don't need to spend on nipple covers and other crap because someone might be able to see that I have nipples. Please stop shaming women having normal nipples. Miss nipples show through their clothes and nobody cares, so please stop applying ridiculous patriarchal standards to women read it, it's like that because that's what she says.

She's angry because she is angry. Okay, nobody's shaming anybody. No, I am not comfortable walking around with my high beams on period. I'm not shaming you for doing it, yes, but I don't like that for myself. We're not shaming you and Peters, right. And the question really was like why would they make it?

So?

Why is this a thing? Why are they making a brawl with the nipples? And is it? Is this fashion?

And I don't know, Tory. I asked several men. I did a survey, a man survey Oka and okay, fine. I asked Jason, and I said, would this be attractive to you? Right? If you women are walking down the street showing their nipples And he said that he feels like they're he felt he felt like that was trashy. Yeah, and he felt like they were what do you call it, like when you're when you wear booty shorts, like when you wear some provocative He felt like.

You know, you're trying to attract you're trying to attract that attention.

Yes, right? And he no, he would not, he would he would not be attracted to that woman, he would feel like she's.

Trashy, okay, if she was intentionally.

Just walking around with her nipples sticking out right, yes, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm just it's not I'm not shame.

We're not shaming anyone. It's just I'm not comfortable with that for myself.

Yes, But I remember we were filming one time and Ashley had on this dress and we could see her nipples and I was like, yo, you some nipple covers, and so she was like, no, just that my nipples are natural, my nipples. She was all excited to show her nipples. So maybe it's a generational thing.

Yeah, I mean, maybe a generational thing. Maybe some people are just more comfortable than others. I don't know. Maybe it's just like Anne Peters, you know, she's she is who she is, and she's proud and she's not going to cover them up. And I get that too, But for me, it's a comfort level. No, not walking around because honestly, I think that if I was walking around with my high beams on, everyone's eyes would be looking at my high beams. Yeah, you know, they would, that's where they're looking. I'm like, I don't want to attract that.

Yes, and I don't want men walking around I can see your balls.

Right, And that's the thing I'm like. I think about, you know, if you see a print, like if someone has on some extra tight something, right, you see their print. Yeah, I don't want to see that.

You know. When I went to go see the Whiz in DC, not on Broadway, one of those costumes, I could see like the guy had like a print and I was like.

Distracted, You're just looking at that the whole time?

Yeah, yeah, yes, and it looked like it was large. I was like, go ahead on with your bands. Okay, okay, anyway, this person right here want some advice. Definitely want some advice. Hi there, longtime listener, first time riding in. I love bringing my son to school on Mondays because I get to listen to your podcast after I drop him off. I have a problem I need help with. This is me and Robin Specialty, and I immediately thought about you two could give me some advice. One piece of background information. We have one TV in our house. It is small. My husband and I have two little children, and so far we've been okay with one TV using our phones. If we want to watch something else on our own. A new TV is in discussion, but we need to find the budget first. Here's the story. So I'm watching the premiere of the new Real Housewives of Podomac season. After my husband went upstairs with my son to get them to sleep. I spent the day doing laundry, baking bread, making dinner. Kids kept bothering me and saying my name five thousand times while my husband watched football, soccer and American football kind of sport. Yeah, we know football. We live in Baltimore, and the Ravens played and won in the afternoon, so I thought Ravens. At about eight pm, it was finally my turn on the living room TV to watch our h oh and the.

Peak Sunday night football y'all.

After my husband got my son to sleep, the man came downstairs and asked me if he could watch some other game on TV and claimed he had been waiting for this game all day. Altogether, I had fifteen minutes of watching what I wanted to watch on TV.

So here's my problem.

RHLP time slot is Sunday evening at the same time as primetime football. Apparently husbands want to watch all the football games, not just the Ravens. I wonder how long she've been married to this man? Okay, because she should know that, right, right, So this isn't anything new. No, how do I get time on the TV to watch our hop when my husband thinks it's only for football. Lastly, Robin, you do say literally a lot, but you use it appropriately and therefore do not change a thing. Thank you, and Giselle, I agree. Read When Gracie Met the Grump by Marianna Zapata. I think you'll enjoy it. Why is she telling me that am I grounp? I don't know what's that about anyone else? When Gracie met the Grump? When Gracy met the ground? Okay, okay, I have to pick that up. Maybe she knows I'm a reader and no one else in this room is okay, moving on? So okay, this is this is actually a very real situation.

Real situation, a very common problem. Yes, in a lot of households my house, I don't put on the Real Housewives of Potomac on Sunday night at eight.

Okay, but there's a different reason why you don't do that, Robin, because you've already seen the episode. A couple of days prior, you don't need to watch it.

True, but even if it's like, okay, the all right, I don't watch a ton of TV anyway, but I am one real house House of Beverly Hills comes back on. Yeah, I want to watch it. Okay, if the men, if the young men, if the men, the old man, the young men, if they're in my house, they are turning my TV off, like they It's like Housewives is nails on a chalkboard for some of these men.

Okay, but let's say you're watching it and they walk and they're not in the room, and they walk into the room, they're gonna turn the TV off.

Well, the problem is, okay, we have fifty million TVs in my house. Yeah, so my problem is not the same as hers because she only has one TV.

Right, so they need to get a new TV. Deah, they're not that expensive, right, that's true. Yeah, TVs are very cheap these days. Yeah.

Yeah, so get another TV for number one. Yeah, because you do deserve your time.

Yes, get Potomac. Forget watching the Real Housewise Potomac. She has, as she said, done all the chores, cooked all the food. Like, if you want to do that to relax, right, then you deserve that.

Yeah, but if you want to kind of like pick your battles and not you know, a fight.

Oh, it's going to be a fight. Football games are not important. Football games are live TV, Yes they are.

Okay, so you can always watch The Real Housewives Potomac later. Why should she.

Have to sacrifice? Why should she have to wait? Because because they can see that game on replay?

Who wants to do that? It's not as fun. No, you're not watching a game on replay because by the time you watch like Sports Center in the highlights, you know what happened, you're not watching it.

Okay, fine, so but we need our ratings, so I'm not telling these women to let their men just watch the football. Well, she can watch it the next day, watch it at our ratings. Okay, fine, yes, okay, we watch it.

I hope you have a DVR so that you can record it. Yes, but I don't. Yeah, it's kind of I think it sucks.

Well, or I mean you could do like I used to. Well I didn't used to do this, but she can get naked and stay in front of TV. That's my suggestion, and like see what your husband thinks you'd be like, Okay, you have three options, jump me, Potomac or this dumb ass football. And if you watch the football, you'll never jump me again. Right, see what he see? What he picks? Which'll think he's gonna pick?

You don't need to get another TV in your house. For sure, he's gonna put up a fight because it's live football TV. Like you know, it's not like you can can watch these you can watch the hospitals Potomac later. You can't watch live football later. So he's gonna put up a fight.

Okay, And yes you do, but they don't need to do it together. She could just watch Potomac somewhere else in the house by herself.

That's why I said they need another Okay, okay, gotcha. Yeah, there's no solution here with one TV. No, it's not you're not gonna I don't know. I don't think you're going to win with one TV. Or or because aren't that expensive? No, or he has a phone. I'm sure he can watch the game for that hour on his phone while she watches Potomac on the big TV. Because you need to see my full face on a big screen. I like that. Yes, Okay, so put that out there to him. Can he watch it? Can he sacrifice for an hour, watch the game for an hour on his phone? Yes? And then once once it's off, switch over it's his turn. Yes, I like that.

And then after it's all over, they have sex and everybody's happening, everybody wins. There we go, Okay, so we have cyber shopping to do, so we have got to go. We absolutely love y'all. We know this is a little bit of a mini episode, but you know it's the holiday season and it is what it is.

Yes, yes, better than nothing better than.

And we love y'all. Home exactly, and we're gonna be back next week. Don't ever forget to live your life reasonable and shady. H reasonable or shady or both. Bye Bye m

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