Welcome to episode 41 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
Having to record an episode again
Housewives of Potomac
The StreetsTalking on Mr. Ink & Mia Breaking Up
Blood In The Water
Craig & Paige Being Done
Michael vs Knicks Ownership
Kebe's Conspiracy Theories
Watching The Golden Globes
Being on Only Murderers In The Building
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Give me a test, baby testing one, two, three, testing.
Okay, we'll play it back and see. Well, I'm gonna play it.
I mean you need to know, like if this is actually working or not.
All right, let's just roll into it. I think it's working.
Boom, Hello, rap a Ports Reality is here.
Have no fear. My name is.
Michael Rappaport and I'm Kiev rap Up for It, And.
This is Rapaport's Reality where we Kibi and myself discuss, breakdown, analyze all things popular culture, all things reality TV, and some curated specific tidbits from our relationship. The reason why you heard that audio in the beginning is because full transparency.
This is the second time, this second time it's happened somehow, someway.
I just moments ago we finished recording a podcast.
Yeah, I don't know how, And well we thought we were recording a podcast.
When I'm not making eye contact staring into your beautiful brown eyes when we're recording, where am.
I looking down at that little thing? I'm always looking at it. It's red right now.
And you've made me very paranoid that if I we're not together and I ever have to do this alone, all the little things I do to this little recorder thing. By the way, it's very archaic looking. If you ask me, there's no way to see if you're actually recording.
Oh you can see it.
It's recording now, and I'm praying that it doesn't happen again.
But we just recorded an illustrious podcast.
And now we're gonna redo it. We're gonna do totally new stuff and a totally new version because you can't. You can't capture lightning in a.
Bottle, just record, cannot recreate magic. But I feel so bad at you see, these things don't necessarily bother me because I think everything happens for a reason, and it's an opportunity for like any kind of growth or like doing something better or redo. Right when in life do you always get a redo?
This is what we get.
So but you come home and you're like pissed and you're read and you're fuming.
Was I read? Yeah?
And then you're gonna stare at that thing the whole time, and you know, loosen up. It's gonna be fine.
I know, I know.
But the thing is is I tell this people all the time, and I said this on this podcast before, and I say it all the time people say, and I get asked this a lot.
Yo, I want to start a podcast.
You have any advice, and I go if it ain't recording, that's rule number one, two, three, and advice one through ten. You need to record it and then save it. I don't care what you're talking about. You could be talking to a UFO, you could be talking to anybody in the world, any guests, talking about anything.
The most eloquent you say you did though, Babe, you saved it.
I saved it, and somehow it didn't get saved. And I'm so I'm gonna be honest. I don't like to curse on this podcast.
I'm so fucking.
Scared right now. But I tested it. I I did it over and over. I'm looking at it right now.
Maybe we need like to be with our producer professionally when we're doing this like this is we're sitting on the couch and our pajamas now covered in blake because brick cold outside is freezing, and we're worried about whether this this is a real business here, isn't it. I mean, we're professional professional, so we got to make sure it records and listen, this is your woods.
Well, I think it's recording.
I'm hoping that it's recording anyway, I know and I trust, and I'm looking that we're recording.
And you know what, I gotta be honest.
No one said, we've never described this podcast as a technical juggernaut.
No one gives a.
Shit, nor are you a technical wizard.
I'm good at recording. This is, this is you've been.
Doing this for I don't know, ten, twelve, thirteen years.
Miles, Miles, Miles Davis are our Producer's name is Miles Davis as Asian.
Yes, and I say that because the.
Name Miles Davis, that's his actual name. I know that, and even if he wasn't Asian, it's just a it's a bold name.
Yes, I love it.
He said he's never heard of what happened in the aforementioned podcast, that that's neither here.
It's a new year. It's twenty twenty five. It's a new year. Happy New Year, Happy new Year to everyone.
And we're probably when we see you out on the street, we're probably not going to say it because we have a rule.
Yeah, I think it's over. It's over, Happy New Year.
I think a lot of people like to say happy New year to a person that they haven't yet seen in the new Year.
Yeah, but you could be doing that, but it could be February.
Yeah, and I can see you and say happy but we cut it off.
Yeah, we're not doing Happy New Year past this episode, but happy fantastic New Year. And I'm glad the new year has started because there was a little a dry spell for reality TV.
But we are back. We got through that, We got through that Real House is a Potomac. We got to talk about this.
Yeah, you know that the streets are saying, the bloggers are saying, obviously it hasn't been confirmed or denied, hasn't been confirmed and or denied. But Mia from the Real Housewives of Potomac, there's a rumor the streets are saying that her and Ink, mister Ink have broken up, and.
Did she make a statement or this just this course not this.
Is just the streets talking, as they say in Potomac and in the Atlanta the streets are talking.
I mean, did you think that uh, mister ink a k I n c ak Applebox was going to stick a boxing boxing was going to stick around having to deal with Gordon? I mean, I wouldn't no, like this is too much. It lives in the building. It's just too dysfunctional, I think. And you know, listen, they've had.
Their run and well apparently, yeah, they've been.
They've been running while she was running with Gordon.
They've had a long run.
We don't even we're not even sure who her son is from.
That's her words, not even allegedly. She said it.
And so the whole thing is very dysfunctional. I think in order for her to grow.
With Gordon, grow with Gordon, grow in her.
Co parenting ways, she can't immediately have someone post it up with her.
And it's not even a new someone. This is someone who he knows, Gordon knows. It's dysfunctional. Shit that this guy could be my son's father allegedly.
And I want to say, despite the fact how mister Ink was sort of introduced to the world of Real Housewives of Potomac fans, he seems like a level headed, nice well to do that, Yes, he doesn't seem because you know, when they were talking about mister Ink and he had DJ and DJ, you were like thinking, like, yeah, this is.
Going to come in there. You know, he's been very chill.
I think he's been very compassionate to the situation. He understands the situation. Yes, when he's been on camera with Mia, he's he's even keeled. When he's been on camera with Mia, the kids, NGI, Gordon, he's been even keeled.
Yeah, even when Gordon's acting crunk.
Yes, you know. So I want to give a shout out to Ink and Uh.
I don't know what's next on the horizon for Mia, but she took a beating.
This episode, this last episode.
They're like coming for her now because they're saying if the cancer scared.
When there's blood in the water these women, the sharks will come.
And in the Real Housewives world, when there's blood at the slightest, just a bit, if they smell blood.
You know, there's saying that.
I said, the sharks will come and you keep going and all I'm thinking about and then you go if they're blood in the water, and I'm thinking about, Yeah, like if you're approaching your period and swimming, the sharks will come.
Like it's that serious the thing. Yes, Oh, hell, sharks smell blood. Did they mention that when you're swimming, Like, don't go.
I remember that when Jaws came out.
Oh, that could be a myth jaws came out. I don't know.
I was told to never swim in the ocean when I had my period.
Don't you swear by?
When we were in Hawaii on a trip, once you saw a shark?
I did, but I didn't want to say anything because the kids were snorkling.
You actually saw a shark? Yes, who does it? How big was a shark? It was a small shark. It was small, but you definitely.
And I'm thinking to myself, do you know that if that would happen to me, I shit in the water, I would be that lived.
There when I went when we went to Lee and Craigs afterwards, and I told them and they were like, well.
Duh, yeah they say that, but they when you go on those.
Tours and the boats, they were like, there's no sharks, Like you got.
An idiot, Like, exactly what it got ocean it's their home. The no shark.
If you go to Sardaine, yet there's usually not sharks. There's you know, maybe jellyfish and stingway, there's other dangers.
But in the Pacific Ocean, I believe there's sharks. Like that's just crazy.
Yeah.
So anyway, but it's because I think it's her fault. Oh yeah, and she I don't know that she's forthcoming. And then her sidekick, her best friend.
Yeah, and they shared, man, they shared, they shared there.
Now we know they may have shared ink.
They may they can't remember it, can't remember. Yeah, it's it's I think they remember. I think Mia can remember.
The other me is always looking over at her going shut up, like shut it, but.
Me and Mia took a bath.
Although there was a great moment about her blond wig which is a six one.
Three or she was wearing a six six thirteen.
Six thirteen color? Yes is it four thirteen?
No?
No?
Six? Are you short?
Six six thirteen six thirteen? Which I no, I didn't really know. Oh, it was the best moment of last night. This week's episode. Let me tell you something.
The wigs.
She had a bob wig that was platinum bomb, but one of those wigs where the roots are showing. And Wendy Zen when was made a comment and Stacey, the new girl, who I just think is perfect for the show, goes.
What's the six thirteen?
No nobody knew, and then when doy He pointed out that's the color blonde that they're wearing and she said only Lagron Dam could get away with wearing a six.
She know what she meant, absolutely not. I do not wear wigs. That's a specific color of blonde, and you know it's.
Got to be a specific color of like a wig company.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't think it's perhaps there's you can get your hair dyed with using six thirteen, which is a platinum I don't know.
That's like an R and B girls group from the nineteen totally great name for singing groups like s.
WV six three six an area code and like, no, they all got the blonde and then diversity when six one three they're like, yo, they they're no longer wearing blonde, but how could they still be called six one three? Like that's like some Joe to cy sw V? What was there the group that the Supergirls group? I mean there were so many of them, but.
Fuck not crap.
And Vogue six one three, Like yeah, would they'd be like a tear below and Vogue?
Yeah, this would be a ratchety you know, because one not everybody looks good in a six one three.
No, And it's a commitment that's definitely a commitment, like you're very You're tied into a specific look for a specific amount of time. But shout out to the six one three color, the blonde six one. You would never rock six one three. That's too you look crazy.
At one point I thought about cutting my hair very short and doing like blonde because it was the thing in the nineties. But I, you know, came to my senses.
Yeah, you keep it natural, you.
I just yeah, you keep it too much? Is too much, you know what I mean.
I love you and braids, though last.
Year you have not happening. Stop talking about the braids.
They're dope on you. They look so pretty, they look nice.
That's very nice to say. But I think you're the only person who thought I looked pretty. I thought I looked like a budget Lisa Bonet. Okay, And also they are gross when you take them out, there's all kinds of fuzz and I feel like it's very very not sanitary. I understand it's a protective style and a lot of people have to do that, but I also have very thin hair, so fine hair, so that weight even of the little like few spooly braids that I had in my head, it did.
Not hold, maybe you get like a six nineteen, Like I wonder, is six nineteen a different color of blonde?
And is six the blonde? I want to find out about that.
Somebody suggested that I braid my hair and then put blonde in some of the things. But I was like, okay, that's my name is Kebe, not Keisha.
Anyway. The braids are not happening.
All right, The braids are not happening anyway. So me and mister inc may or may not be on the outs, but Craig.
And definitely, Yeah, he just made a statement on video, Yes, on camera, on camera. You know, it's interesting. He made a statement and he was smiling the whole time. I think that that's just his thing where he smiles a lot. You know, he's one of those people.
That like, I'm sure he did more than one take, I'm sure, but.
Maybe he thought, if I smile, it looks like I'm a reflective person and I let bygones be by gone as I take what comes my way with ease. Because in this statement, he made a lot of quotes that were like a lah aa a lah you know, self help, you said several in a.
Row, say this.
People say that Maverick Miles Jordan play a little bit of Craig making his first This is his first public statement, Yes, since breaking up with Page.
Hey everyone that's up.
Oh figured that's finally time to check in with everyone. Sorry about the del This has all been very very unexpected, to say the least right before the holidays. I was very shocked.
And it's okay.
It takes two people to be in a relationship and you can't control our people. You can only control how you react to it. So I'm going to be kind to Paige and me and yourselves and all of that good stuff, you see what I mean.
But like, it's very like the guy who has the forum to like teach people to have a better life, And I'm wondering how he really feels because he was really into her. Yes, I didn't believe in the relationship, you know that how I felt. I felt like he needs somebody really ready that's local, that wants to have kids. You know, she don't want to have you know, be excited about the garden and pick vegetables with him and roll around on his pillows that he makes.
He's not.
She is an everything girl. She is out here in New York. We saw her with Hannah Burner sitting on the wood court.
Side, sitting in our seats, in our.
Seats that we will no longer sit in. We that's a sore subject with me. I don't want to talk about it.
I know, just to fill people in, I have gotten myself off the the list of celebrities that are allowed to get court side seats to the Knicks because some of.
My antics, verbal antics, disruptive antics.
About the Knicks and the ownership. To be a little bit more specific.
Straight up ownership owner.
Okay, the owner is not a fan of you because of what you've said about him and his band.
I think.
That's more to it than that. Let me just tell you something, babe, the FAUNI that I cannot go to the eye.
We have to work that out. I got to. We have to work that out. And they're good now, the Knicks are good. You should send him what flowers?
Like we should you know, we should send him what is the guitar?
Our player? Bass player? Maybe we send him like we find a great base, like we get somebody whosillionaire owner of the New Yorker.
I don't know, Like what kind of base could we afford it have to be like he already has it.
Yeah, I don't know, it's never gonna happen again, but it really really I know, and you know I don't like going anywhere but that I loved going to Knicks games. We go to the top, have dinner first, go down and.
Yes, maybe I reach on and be like, hey, man, who know we're moving forward.
We've tried. No, I haven't. I haven't. I got to figure that out.
You can call the guy, the NBA guy and ask him because he likes Toot, the Adam Silver guy, and you can talk to him and maybe set up a meeting with Dolan and you can apologize.
Yeah, I'll go with you. Yeah, maybe it easy. I'd be good.
Yes, it's better if I go because I can say this fucking asshole here. I didn't agree with anything he said. You know, I deal with this all the time, James Dolan, like, I I understand your pain, but we're here to apologize. I mean, I will throw you so far onto the bus.
It'll be great. We should set that up. Shit, okay, because it's you know, living in New York, it's like what is there to do? And they're good now and they're so good now, and it's like, so.
I didn't even like going to a Lakers game. I've never even been to a Lakers game with you, but the Knicks was our thing, and you took that.
Away from us. I'm sorry, big mouth, I'm sorry, grown ass. I don't regret what I said and why I said.
Oh you should because it's taken away great date nights.
Okay, Okay, you're right.
Yes, it's taking away date night. And I wouldn't have said it have you lived here, and I've known it was going to take away date night only for us, not for me. Not for me because the hassle and the haggling and everything that comes with being court size.
It's it's easy.
At the Knicks, it's like your It was like your house, you know, you know, like one step away of being the next Spike Lee, of always being.
There like they treat you so nice.
It was very easy to come in and out and very you know, it was fantastic, easy night.
And the last time I was at the Garden for a knixt game, I was with somebody that had bought tickets courtside. The security was like, you're back. They were so happy.
They know a lot, I know, and they know you're back and how.
We love you.
But we have your picture in the front, like you know, they have like pictures of people.
I know, I know, I know. Anyway, Hanna Burner.
They looked like they were having a good time sitting on the on the court.
Of course they were.
She's gonna work her ass off, make tons of money, grow her brand this page disorbo and she's gonna do fun. They'll both be fine. I think they'll both. It's the best thing.
And then later.
See you can see that page can grow her brand based on her personality.
Yes, somebody.
Who can't and will not grow their brand on their personality has a new show, and that is Megan Markles somehow, some way has a new show that is coming out.
Well that's part of that probably one hundred million dollar deal they got, like it was a lot of money. So she has to deliver shows. I think she tried to do a kid's show or they did or whatever. But it's painful. It's painful, so painful to know about. And they're killing her on the internet.
They are killed.
No one wants to no one wants to see it. However, everybody will watch it, you think, oh yeah, including me, because I know how bad.
It's going to be. I don't think you'll get through an episode. No, No, I don't think you wanted to.
Watch her and forty five thousand dollars worth of Julie go out to her curated. Somebody else did, like, No, I'm not interested. No, at least I know Martha Stewart had some real skill. I trust her implicitly.
When we're talking about Paige Seros brands and People's brands.
Martha Stewart started all that shit.
Yes, but Paige has a personality. She's biting, funny, she's gorgeous, she's got mad style. I'm like a sickophant for her. You guys know that I love this girl, but this one here, Megan Marko.
No, she blew the.
Wall when she left the Royal family, and I know that sounds they were racist day were they? There's racism everywhere, guys. I think I can't deal looking at her because I think that.
Poor Harry Harry ball game, he was.
Left his family, and I think he carries a deep satness around it. And only money and women can ruin your life. And I think that she may not listen. She started off by saying she she didn't know who he was.
Was ridiculous. I know trust I don't trust the chick. I just don't.
I think she's in it for herself fame. I think she is about about it and it just comes across.
She doesn't have it.
It's zero inside empty, like and I don't have to see somebody that doesn't have it gardening.
What is she going to fucking make pancakes?
I don't know what she makes?
What does she make pancakes?
Pot?
I want to see her down and dirty. I mean, this is a girl whose mother allegedly went to jail for selling pot.
The next documentary like Harry and Megan Mark are like, Yo, they're living in a rental and like shit's fucked up.
That's the show I want to see. Like, girl, where are you from? Like, I know where you're from.
Mom?
You had to go live with daddy because mom went to jail, right, didn't she?
Is that is that true?
Yes?
Wow? And the follow is crazy right? And the dad he's not on a list right, but he was. He was like a gaffer or a lighting guy or something.
Nuts.
I don't know if he's nuts. According to her.
She's a strange. Imagine your you go with the royal family and like, I mean, it could happen to me.
This could happen to me.
Yes, you gotta be careful, like where I suddenly you and I are like the jay Z and Beyonce of the world.
But would world, but they can't even get to the garden for free tickets and the nicked but go on, But like.
And my life looks like it's like, you know, a monarch level, and I'm not talking to any of my family members.
It would make them crazy. They would go crazy. So I can't say that. He's try to like show up. So he wrote stuff and letters, and he did press.
And didn't you like a podcast or some ship.
He did press. He's done the daily mail every five seconds. He tried to be make amends with her by writing a letter.
Listen.
But he took care of her. This was her daddy. She was a daddy's girl. When her mom was in the clink.
Was she actually don't assued me.
Was she allegedly in the clink?
Allegedly allegedly people have said.
This may this may be from my deep dark web, but I'm sure she did time or she went away. They say she was out of her and when she was away she may have went allegedly.
Out of her life and going to jail. No, because she there's what are you talking about.
There's a gap of time where she was absent and we don't know where people.
With people that you're a conspiracy theorist like that you watched like some crazy like your your tics.
I know it's really awful. Wait, so I go.
I mentioned the Daily Mail, Like Daily Mail is like, that's not even on your radar.
That's lightweight, like your your TikTok feed.
Sometimes I lit my algorithm is really messed up. And I did notice something really odd that there's not a lot of P Diddy on my YouTube feed like it was I was getting in it with the Jaguar rights and that I was getting inundated with that, and now it seems to be disappeared.
What do you think that's about?
What do you think when you're asking that you sound cuckoo? Okay, now do you think it's about it?
I don't know, but this is how I led me to look for P Diddy. And I was like, where So I read that he's in jail and he's actually jealous of Luigi, Yes, baby, because he's getting more attention.
I don't know how that works, thank goodness. But I'll tell you one thing.
As cold as it is on the streets of New York City, imagine.
How brick ja Because it's already cold, that metal toilet seat is freezing. I mean, if your your asses, you piss on the toilet like you're known to do, and somebody sits on it, you're bound to get stuck.
Yeah, that jail in Brooklyn, because the wind in New York right now is just it's screening.
Literally was howling. You know when you hear howling wind. I was like, what are the noise? And it was the wind?
Yeah, it was. It's no joke out right now. They have an emoji you know that I saw. I never saw this before on the weather app. I looked like, how cold is it going to be today? And it had a wind emoji like a shit was.
Like blow on that.
It just was I never saw that before. You've seen that before. I never saw that before. I was like, what did they made it?
Like?
It's that cold?
No, it's just those lines with the little swarrets on the Weather Channel.
They have that on the Weather Channel. I never saw it on my my Weather app.
I want to also give a shout out to Demi Moore, Yes, who won the Golden Globe for Best Actress, which you didn't see that part of it, right, I didn't because I was clicking back and forth between the game, the game and the end of the Golden Globes.
Of course we watched Nikki Klaize who kicked as.
She killed it looking fantastically beautiful and when you talk to her, tell her and I thought it was just enough. She pushed it, but not too much. It was clean enough. So it was a light light light roast and it was it was. She did a good job. She's really in the really really talented girl.
And I feel like people know what to expect with her, and I think she did it just enough where it wasn't like the roast roast that she used to do on Comedy Central, because you can go hard body, yeah, but I think they like she had like the sweet spot for that.
Kind of way. We did have a sweet part.
It wasn't like super Ricky Gervais like WHOA, Like that's really really true. It was the kind of light you know, which I was happy for her because you know, she probably wants to be asked back.
She did a great job and Demi Moore won Best Actress and her acceptance speech was great. You know, she talked about a pert User told her thirty years ago that she's a popcorn actress, which means you're a movie star, and these things she like, these awards and nominations.
Were never accessible to her, yes, right, and so you know, I mean she's had a career.
She's had like highs and lows and you know, divorce and superstar and the fame and yeah, she's you know the Vanity.
Fair cover with her naked and slops and comebacks and you know, is she getting old?
And she kicked ass in The Substance, which again we highly recommend that film. Great film, and she totally deserved to win. I feel like Margot qually, she's not gonna win any awards she's been nominated, but I think her performance although again we didn't see Amelia Prerez, which won a lot of awards, and Your Girl she won the.
Zoe Saldana, who I love in the Lion Asked Show, she.
Won for that.
Yeah, her margat quality and I didn't see that but I gotta tell you, I'm thinking about Marco Qualley's performance.
That was a fucking challenging performance, totally challenging, and.
I was she was playing human but really kind of like a robot, right, so she was and she was.
Part of robot seductive and she's naked.
And kind and like, I mean, she went at every corner of what the essence of a human being would be.
And she's doing like Jane fond of workout stuff and naked and they.
Were both butted grass naked, but not like but.
In a sexual way it sometimes but like in a sick way.
The substance is dope.
And I was just glad to see that Demi Moore one and uh that we didn't really watch most of the Golden Globes because we had to focus on Real Housewives and Potomac and the game and of course, uh, you know, we're back in in Real Housewives land and that's what we're back with Rappaports reality where we no, I was just.
Saying, we did that, and then we kind of skipped over and we watched a little blow deck below Decks Failing, which is our favorite one because who doesn't want to see a boat almost tip over and the chef go crazy because all his ship flies off the table. I mean I literally watch it for that reason. Yes, it's so entertaining. Aside from the kids getting drunk and slopping spit with each other, it's a fantastic show. And this year it takes place in uh.
Abitha, and the captain loves to say Abitha, Abitha, Abitha. That's how you say it? But is it the way? Because I almost feel like he's making fun but no, he's trying to do it properly.
He likes to say it. It probably feels good to say it for him. He says it a lot. But that's that's the correct you know, it's the.
Abitha. But they all have a list. It's a it's a it's a type of dialect, you know Spanish.
It's a type of Spanish dialect where certain things are enunciated and pronounced.
It you have a list.
I think you know cost Us.
Well. He loves he loves saying and it's really funny that he's.
Always like, oh, I didn't know, I didn't. Like, they're like is that where am I?
Yeah? Like you're in yeah, And he does it with no accent. He thinks he has an accent, which I don't think he does.
He's on that ship with no accent. He's just doing it with the list part. So he goes Abitha. So that's you know what.
I'm saying, Like he's no rolling up the tune. Anyway, we love that show and we love the captain. It's a little predictable.
It's a little predictable because the boat's never gonna tip over.
Well not yet.
We keep watching, I mean, God forbid, but no, it gets close and you know that they have little bumps and scratches and when they got to throw the rope they miss, you know, when they're docking.
So it's a great show.
The best are you watching rich people go on to a boat with the group of friends and having their demands and all their dietary needs.
Yes, and there's always like a problem with the chefs are like the wide receivers of the NFL, Like they're always temperamental.
Uh, they're like debutantes. They they have such egos in there