Bethenny takes on annoying people, discusses a massage therapist flying “too close to the sun” and admits to being a regifter.
What about rushing the holidays When I back in my day, people were still getting their tree on December. I get the rushing the tree because then you get to enjoy it long. Or same thing with the decorations. I do my Christmas shopping in October. I mean like I'm in like a secret support group, like I don't want to admit it to anybody. I'm in the witness protection program of early gift givers because I'm so insane that everyone's done in October. Um sales there were used to only be sales December twenty six, there's a sale the minute that the D the D letter comes out on the goddamn month, there's a fucking sale. And then there's a Thanksgiving sales. So it's really and when the end of November, like we rushed the sales, we rush, we rushed the tree, we rushed the decorations. Thanksgiving has gotten fucking blended in. It's Christmas Giving, Thanksgiving and Christmas or one holiday now that used to not be the case. Thanksgiving God his own moment. And you know what, I'm not upset about it because I don't love all the murdering of turkeys. Don't get mad at eat turkey. I just don't love like an organized slaughter of turkey. It's not like now we're gonna make a holiday where we're just gonna kill an innocent group of animals. So I don't love that about it. I like being thankful, but thank but thanks Miss has become one holiday. Let's just all agree it's one hollid thanks you. I thought I think it's Christmas right now because Brent and I went ice skating. We went to the ornament store. We talked about holiday gifts. It was cold, there was a sprinkle of snow. It was it was it was thanks Miss. We made a Thanksgiving dinner. I mean it was thanks Miss. It's all blended in the rushing of the holidays. I just want to know what you think about I like it, but I mean like I I'll be I'll be thanking. I'll be buying presents for for Valentine's Day. Now. I am a full fledged ree gifter. I want you to know too, not from people, not like a friend gives me a gift and I'm gonna go give it to Paul like not that. But brands give me gifts, I will re gift them. So I will add something to them. There'll be a nice beauty. Beauty kit I've I've reviewed, I've looked at it, I reviewed it. They gave me twenty more products. I'm giving it to somebody with a candle. That's just what you're gonna have to accept, somewhat one brain. As you make up brushes, I look at them, I review them, I talk about them. No, I'm not giving away use brushes. Thank you for asking. They always get send a time. So I'm going to review the brushes, tell you what I think about them. I might not even try them. If I think it might be a good gift, then I'm gonna combine them with a gorgeous face palette decided today, the Laura Geller face palette together with the b K Beauty It's over the b K Beauty brushes. It's over two gift the more Fai palette bought with my own big girl money, with the that I bought. By the way, I don't only read gift. You do not understand. I've I spent thousands of dollars at Christmas time. I am a crazy, crazy gift giver. No one gets left behind. I buy Amazing Dot Kids. While it's cardholders for men. Why they're light and easy to ship. I give people bottles of wine that, yes, I have a brand Forever Young of Wine. But I'll buy the cheeseboard, I'll buy the jams and the chocolates to go with it. I buy the wine. I buy like really gourmet, beautiful, artistic chocolates to elevate, elevate the gift. So if I never ever send just like only a re gift, it will be an elevated regift. And even the thing that elevates it is often more expensive. But I I'm like the I'm candy spelling. I just don't have I do have a gift room. I do have a room. It's not a gift wrapping room. It's a gift assembling room and a gift organizing room. But I live for gift giving all year round, and people always ask me what I do with all the beauty I give it all the time. Yesterday had a massage woman was nice, asked her how older kids are, went to get some of the Claire stuff they sent me that I had given to brand and some extras because I don't spoil her, and I spread it out, gave her some Claire stuff her kid, gave her a nice beauty kid for her, gave the guy who owns the company. Give it to your wife. Was at an ornament store last week, gave her a lip gluss trio. One nice woman. Why not spread the cheer. I'm out a hoarder. I like getting rid and giving, so I give, I move it around, and then I'm doing marketing for these brands because all these people are gonna love these brands because I gave it to them. They think it's great. Also Black Friday, I don't use it to buy for myself. I use it to by ten of something that's on sale that's amazing, A gorgeous candle, a nice wallet, a nice makeup bag. That's how I use brack Black Friday to my advantage for gifts. That's another way to elevate the beauty gifts. I buy nice makeup bags then put the beauty gifts in the makeup baggs. I am a professional gift giver and I love it. Is being annoying a fireball offense. Aren't there just people in life and in work that just fucking annoy you? And they don't. It's an energetic thing. It's like one person could just be near you and be around you, and you're totally fine with that and anything they do, you're just like yeah, and you giggle. And they could be like near your body and like touch something that you own, or just be And then somebody else who's so wonderful and could maybe they're not wonderful, nice, but just some other human being could just be fucking annoying. Do you find that right? Just like or it could be like your kids, friends, or someone's wife or just whatever, Like are you a person that is? Do you get easily annoyed? I'm not. I'm not going to tell you something. I am a difficult person, but I am not an annoying person. And I know that makes sense to you because you don't know. You have to know which one you are. You could be challenging, you could be difficult, you could be um, yeah, I guess a nag would be annoying. Yeah, I'm not annoying. I'm just challenging. So which one are you? Like? Annoying? Is someone just like up your ass on you either not just just like so just like in your world, in your space, in your life, Like, I'm not like that. All I want for nothing, from nobody. That's and it almost just freaks people out. Let's talk about the massage therapist who I found on an app, my sistant found on an app. Some it's happened a couple of times. And guess what I just found. It's always a man and they're massaging you, and I don't know what I have to wear underwear during massages. People get massage naked and just you're under sheet and they're not touching your vagina, so you're it doesn't matter. But like I just forget sometimes to wear underwear during a massage that it's always my sheets. Don't start judging me in different directions. But I mean, I know people to get massages naked. Maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong, but so and even if I had, let's rewind the tape, even if I have underwear on, there's a massage sharpis and it's happened before. When they start massaging like your butt, fine, that's it can be a tight area. And then they start getting close to like your groin, like close to your groin. And did you ever play that little game on your arm where like someone tickles your arm and you're supposed to with a little kid and you're supposed to say when close your eyes and say when it gets to the elbow, And it always feels like it's closer to the elbow than it actually is. So I wonder sometimes and someone's like, you know, in my groin or somewhere near there because there are muscles. They're like how, And I start to clench up. And then you start to like move the blanket because they always like diaper it inside your legs. But I still feel like there's a hand not so far from my vagina, Like I'm aware of what my because I know what it feels like when a man that I want to be touching. It feels like, so I know how close it is. I can kind of estimate, and it's like, you're really close to my vagina right now. And it's like these massage therapists that fly too close to the sun. So this one then gave me a book they wrote and and meditation and meditation cards in a box and a gift. When I left, I felt like we had had sex. I felt like, wait a second, I'm supposed to you know, hello, how are you? But I'm not like chatting about our life my my, I don't get into too much intimate. I don't mean intimate like I don't share too much or talk too much. Besides, hey, how are you? And yeah, and you know where I live is great and deep tissue and wonderful and it's been nice, and you know, small talk I'm out into like hey, has your career and has your grandmother? Got? Like I don't start talking and serious talk. So when a person flies too close to the sun in their massage and then as they're leaving hands me a gift with a book they wrote and a stack of meditation cards, I feel violated, Like that was the That's the last thing. I just want to know, Like, just have you ever had a massage and they flew too close to the sun? That's basically what the question is. Freaks me the funk out. And I'm sure people like, you know, do the happy ending with men or women, but I am not that girl, And I don't know if that's like is that like is that is that a check of are you available? I already feel like the person knows that my body is like because they're literally touching every inch of my body. So then when they're like sort of close and massage, like, is that a necessary How essential is it to massage my groin? And then I always look if I say something that's gonna be awkward for the rest of the massage, but I'll yeah, you don't need to massage right there because that's like New York and New Jersey is my vagina. So I feel like those states are really close. So we could stay away from New York just because it's right next to New Jersey. Like, you can massage one state away, Is that okay? Why don't you stay Why don't you massage in Connecticut?