Bar and bought Mitzvah's. If your kids go to schools that have a significant or even not so significant population of Jewish children, they're going through the bar and bought Mitzvah circuit. Let me explain to you what that circuit is. So the Christians win with Christmas. The Jews, the Jews, and I'm Jewish, I'm allowed to say it, but Jewish people, just the Jews have not done well with Hannekah Harry, the Hanukah bush, the dradle, the guilt, the eight days of this presence, like we don't understand what's going on. It feels like piecemeals, like a bunch of small gifts versus something good. You know, the Jewish population really has not been able to keep up with Christmas, Santa Claus like one tree, one amazing exciting day, the sleigh the night before, like the Spectacle. It's always like an add on at at Radio City, like when they did did you know at the end they do like the Hanaka portion, It's just always like a throwaway. Let me tell you what. The Jews have really really botched the December holiday program. Christmas just wins. It just wins from a marketing standpoint. I'm not talking about religious background, I'm not talking about meaning. While the Jews have really screwed up the marketing of Hanaka Hanaka Harry Men Shawn a bench copying you know, elf on a shell. Just Jewish people have taken over Hollywood. They can't find a marketing company to bring Hanaka into the forefront. But let me tell you what the Jews have mastered. This bar and bot Mitzvah tour that goes on in schools. It goes on six and seventh grade. It's like the American Idol tour, okay, where you almost want to put your child in a Jewish school for this the whole program. Okay, Yes it has religious meaning. It's a it's a coming of age, it's a it's a birthright like a religious coming of age. Um. Great, But what it really is it's a day for kids to have nightclub parties on Saturday nights. So everybody in the grade goes to a nightclub. It's a disco like a DJ and and and ship popping in the air, and they're getting decked out. Some people are taking their outfits in their bags because their parents can't see what they're gonna wear. They're going to studio before every Saturday night, and the parents win short of the process of having to drop them off and pick them up. The parents are winning because you've Saturday night, your kid is done. They have had a social event. It has been New Year's Eve every Saturday night. The next morning they're exhausted getting up late. You get half the day to yourself. Saturday night you can do whatever the funk you want, watch whatever TV you want. You don't Saturday day they're getting ready half the day. You don't have to worry about play dates and activities. It's just it's just a it's just a great social scam that really you can work the system. I said to Britain and to some of her friends at school, I said, go make friends with kids the grade before you go make friends with kids younger. Because I want this program the whole next year. I want the Botton Bar and Boton Misfa circuit. I want the Christians to get on this. I want there to be thirteen year old parties like you know they have Keen Signet's. I want I want the Christmas I want the Christian social program to call it what we want Figure it out, figure it out. What do you know? It's first its first communion is what when you're like seven? Yeah, the confirmation, I think, but it's not that cool and popular. I don't know. All I know is that Christians need to get a Saturday night holiday because these kids, you won't have to see him for a Saturday for the rest for for the fucking no. Actually no, the Jews have have six and seventh grade cover. Let's let's let the Christians take eighth grade. Whatever it is. These kids go to a non alcohol well actually they are selling alcohol. They are selling out serving alcohol to the adults. It's just this program where I watch this and I'm like, wow, someone started this scam. It's like, well, well the Jews invent to camp too. Catholic kids. Christian kids don't go to camp in the summer. Jews came up with this freaking scam where they're like, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna send this the clock strikes summer. We're shipping our kids on a bus on a plane. We don't give a ship on a rickshaw. These kids are going on a horse and drawn wagon on a bus. We don't give a good funk. He they're getting there, they're going, we're dropping them off. It's party time. We'll see you in August. We're marketing this as a cultural, independent, amazing experience. We don't really care what it actually is because we're home. You guys are hoarding candied, you know, in sleeping bags, you know, going down rivers and doing whatever you're doing. We're home whooping it up. Women in the hand having affairs with their tennis instructors. They'd never be able to get away with with these kids at home. The husbands are in the city working while they're out there. Like this camp scam. It's a whole thing. It's like the bot Mitzvah scam, but for the whole summer. I am not a camp mom my daughter goes to camp mommy. We're together every day. We go on the boats, we go on the paddle boards, we do the whole thing. But it's more exhausting. I will tell you that it's more exhausting. But if you know many people have worked that camp scamp, and you know those parents, you see them. I just drop the kids off from camp. You don't see them sobbing. Like the kids went to college. They are ready to go. They got the tassels on the titties, they got the half top chain link, ready to go out because they are free for the summer. That's something Jews invented. So this is why when I think about Christmas and Hanukah, I just think it doesn't make any sense. They've worked every other system, they can't work that one. Kendall's on here. She's telling me her parents got to pay her and she's in the Adirondex. That's a scam. Like they're acting like, well, yes, it's great, you'll be independent, you'll see other children's body parts. You'll learn so much when you're like getting mosquito bites and lice and ticks and all the ship in the bunk. We're going to the Eiffel Tower and we're eating Coco van and duck a larage and k Royal's for the whole summer. Enjoy. Yeah, what a scam. That's the scam of all scams. It's great. So I have a good staff that we understand each other and we have like a good dynamic, and sometimes we talk about people that haven't worked out here and why And one of the things that we all share is that We're not big on a lot of four play like and if you make it here, you learned that even if in the beginning you want to like be part of the group and like talk about how the sausage gets made. We you know, we get things done, like we all do. We have a there's a whole team in every area that you can imagine, um, and we get things done. But it could be like there's a team that's on my podcast. Here, I have a team that helps through social media. I've got my assistance, I've got you know, brand people. There's like it's not a million people. But I'm just saying we have a tight team and everyone gets their own ship done. But what doesn't happen is everyone need to hold each other's hand and tell everybody what they're doing. Right. So I had this problem today and I was going running up against this and I thought this, but I don't know what I wanted to talk to you. No, we're not doing that here. We do things differently. Here. It's a proprietary formula called we don't care how the sausage gets made. If you really bump up against a roadblock or hit a dead end, then come to us, because You've just tried every key on the chain and it won't open. But we're not interested in holding hand, singing Kumbaya and working the problem through. We like to divide and conquer. We're not big on for play. We like the main act. Do you understand? We don't like small talk. We like big talk. You feel me also throwing my one of my assistants under the bus. Young women are living on TikTok. By the way I say, I don't okay, I like a Picasso ten times a day. Guilty is charge, and I'm more guilty because I'm over fifty. So let's just say that. But I'm gonna take a caveat because I use it for my social meds. A word I made up, A word I made up. It hasn't caught on except for within my own staff. And I'm fine with that because I don't need it to. But I'll say it's at the level. It's not at the level. I say these things and then they become like things on social meds. But one of my assistants said, at least at least nine times in one day, slay and then adding other words that's a slay. No, no, you are now now you're on a slate. Now you can't say slay at all, like you punished. Yes, so she whispered to my daughter and said that the slay, but she knew she was like gonna be in the in the quiet, like in the time out corner. Like, no, we can't overuse TikTok words. We can't say what are the other ones? Let's talk about TikTok annoying words, the ones that bother me. Like people the word moist bothers them. Grow the funk up. It's the only way to describe something like that's like, you know that's moist, So find another word, tender moist. I don't know what it is, but I'll tell you the words that annoy me. I'm going in with with the makeup like everyone copying everyone's words. First, I'm going in with like it's just it's the lingo that's become the new corporate douche speak. Okay, going in with what's another one? It's giving? We could say it once in a while, but like every minute it's giving. It's giving. Walking in like, what are other things people are saying? Right in? Let me know? Because certain lingo I don't know why it bothers me. Um like, I don't mind, like get ready with me. That's just sort of an action that people are doing. But like going in everyone is like, it's just and it's funny because um I eat Cavier. I like Cavier. There's an influencer on TikTok that is very famous for doing caviar and she's done really well and she is a business and and so I made like this chip caviar post and someone's like, it's giving Danielle, it's giving Danielle. I'm like, okay. So Danielle is very popular for caviar and done an amazing job and made caviar a more mainstream. Um I have eaten caviar this summer. I could call my lawyer and show the receipts from when I was at caviar roos and aid a caviar stuff to baked potato. I live under the covers, like worried about posting that because someone's like, you carry cobby this person. Then I thought to myself, what the fund is everybody doing on TikTok. Where did everybody get this lingo? It's giving? Going in with they made that up. Everybody says that's hot. It's giving Christian Siriano. Oh no, it's what did he say? Hot mess? Hot mess is giving Christian Siriano, that's hot, as parasulted. It all started sucking somewhere. So it's just funny that, like you do a video and now you know everybody what Emily Marco made the tuna? Uh what I'm what I'm thting that is tip TikTok is an app for copycats. It's what it's literally about. But you should give credit to creators if you're like, if you're copying what they're doing. I do agree with that, but that that's like the wild Wild West, because once it becomes a popular thing, Like if I say that's hot, now it's been around for so long, I don't credit Paris. If I say, here comes this person and their bag of bullshit, I do credit Cathy Griffin because she did say that, and it's more uh nuance. But Paris Hilton said that's hot first you heard it here. That's a fact, and Christian Siriano said that's a hot mess. But I do say that and not credit them, because once things really become part of the vernacular, you're not crediting the main person, and that's a rant

Bar and bought Mitzvah's. If your kids go to schools that have a significant or even not so significant population of Jewish children, they're going through the bar and bought Mitzvah circuit. Let me explain to you what that circuit is. So the Christians win with Christmas. The Jews, the Jews, and I'm Jewish, I'm allowed to say it, but Jewish people, just the Jews have not done well with Hannekah Harry, the Hanukah bush, the dradle, the guilt, the eight days of this presence, like we don't understand what's going on. It feels like piecemeals, like a bunch of small gifts versus something good. You know, the Jewish population really has not been able to keep up with Christmas, Santa Claus like one tree, one amazing exciting day, the sleigh the night before, like the Spectacle. It's always like an add on at at Radio City, like when they did did you know at the end they do like the Hanaka portion, It's just always like a throwaway. Let me tell you what. The Jews have really really botched the December holiday program. Christmas just wins. It just wins from a marketing standpoint. I'm not talking about religious background, I'm not talking about meaning. While the Jews have really screwed up the marketing of Hanaka Hanaka Harry Men Shawn a bench copying you know, elf on a shell. Just Jewish people have taken over Hollywood. They can't find a marketing company to bring Hanaka into the forefront. But let me tell you what the Jews have mastered. This bar and bot Mitzvah tour that goes on in schools. It goes on six and seventh grade. It's like the American Idol tour, okay, where you almost want to put your child in a Jewish school for this the whole program. Okay, Yes it has religious meaning. It's a it's a coming of age, it's a it's a birthright like a religious coming of age. Um. Great, But what it really is it's a day for kids to have nightclub parties on Saturday nights. So everybody in the grade goes to a nightclub. It's a disco like a DJ and and and ship popping in the air, and they're getting decked out. Some people are taking their outfits in their bags because their parents can't see what they're gonna wear. They're going to studio before every Saturday night, and the parents win short of the process of having to drop them off and pick them up. The parents are winning because you've Saturday night, your kid is done. They have had a social event. It has been New Year's Eve every Saturday night. The next morning they're exhausted getting up late. You get half the day to yourself. Saturday night you can do whatever the funk you want, watch whatever TV you want. You don't Saturday day they're getting ready half the day. You don't have to worry about play dates and activities. It's just it's just a it's just a great social scam that really you can work the system. I said to Britain and to some of her friends at school, I said, go make friends with kids the grade before you go make friends with kids younger. Because I want this program the whole next year. I want the Botton Bar and Boton Misfa circuit. I want the Christians to get on this. I want there to be thirteen year old parties like you know they have Keen Signet's. I want I want the Christmas I want the Christian social program to call it what we want Figure it out, figure it out. What do you know? It's first its first communion is what when you're like seven? Yeah, the confirmation, I think, but it's not that cool and popular. I don't know. All I know is that Christians need to get a Saturday night holiday because these kids, you won't have to see him for a Saturday for the rest for for the fucking no. Actually no, the Jews have have six and seventh grade cover. Let's let's let the Christians take eighth grade. Whatever it is. These kids go to a non alcohol well actually they are selling alcohol. They are selling out serving alcohol to the adults. It's just this program where I watch this and I'm like, wow, someone started this scam. It's like, well, well the Jews invent to camp too. Catholic kids. Christian kids don't go to camp in the summer. Jews came up with this freaking scam where they're like, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna send this the clock strikes summer. We're shipping our kids on a bus on a plane. We don't give a ship on a rickshaw. These kids are going on a horse and drawn wagon on a bus. We don't give a good funk. He they're getting there, they're going, we're dropping them off. It's party time. We'll see you in August. We're marketing this as a cultural, independent, amazing experience. We don't really care what it actually is because we're home. You guys are hoarding candied, you know, in sleeping bags, you know, going down rivers and doing whatever you're doing. We're home whooping it up. Women in the hand having affairs with their tennis instructors. They'd never be able to get away with with these kids at home. The husbands are in the city working while they're out there. Like this camp scam. It's a whole thing. It's like the bot Mitzvah scam, but for the whole summer. I am not a camp mom my daughter goes to camp mommy. We're together every day. We go on the boats, we go on the paddle boards, we do the whole thing. But it's more exhausting. I will tell you that it's more exhausting. But if you know many people have worked that camp scamp, and you know those parents, you see them. I just drop the kids off from camp. You don't see them sobbing. Like the kids went to college. They are ready to go. They got the tassels on the titties, they got the half top chain link, ready to go out because they are free for the summer. That's something Jews invented. So this is why when I think about Christmas and Hanukah, I just think it doesn't make any sense. They've worked every other system, they can't work that one. Kendall's on here. She's telling me her parents got to pay her and she's in the Adirondex. That's a scam. Like they're acting like, well, yes, it's great, you'll be independent, you'll see other children's body parts. You'll learn so much when you're like getting mosquito bites and lice and ticks and all the ship in the bunk. We're going to the Eiffel Tower and we're eating Coco van and duck a larage and k Royal's for the whole summer. Enjoy. Yeah, what a scam. That's the scam of all scams. It's great. So I have a good staff that we understand each other and we have like a good dynamic, and sometimes we talk about people that haven't worked out here and why And one of the things that we all share is that We're not big on a lot of four play like and if you make it here, you learned that even if in the beginning you want to like be part of the group and like talk about how the sausage gets made. We you know, we get things done, like we all do. We have a there's a whole team in every area that you can imagine, um, and we get things done. But it could be like there's a team that's on my podcast. Here, I have a team that helps through social media. I've got my assistance, I've got you know, brand people. There's like it's not a million people. But I'm just saying we have a tight team and everyone gets their own ship done. But what doesn't happen is everyone need to hold each other's hand and tell everybody what they're doing. Right. So I had this problem today and I was going running up against this and I thought this, but I don't know what I wanted to talk to you. No, we're not doing that here. We do things differently. Here. It's a proprietary formula called we don't care how the sausage gets made. If you really bump up against a roadblock or hit a dead end, then come to us, because You've just tried every key on the chain and it won't open. But we're not interested in holding hand, singing Kumbaya and working the problem through. We like to divide and conquer. We're not big on for play. We like the main act. Do you understand? We don't like small talk. We like big talk. You feel me also throwing my one of my assistants under the bus. Young women are living on TikTok. By the way I say, I don't okay, I like a Picasso ten times a day. Guilty is charge, and I'm more guilty because I'm over fifty. So let's just say that. But I'm gonna take a caveat because I use it for my social meds. A word I made up, A word I made up. It hasn't caught on except for within my own staff. And I'm fine with that because I don't need it to. But I'll say it's at the level. It's not at the level. I say these things and then they become like things on social meds. But one of my assistants said, at least at least nine times in one day, slay and then adding other words that's a slay. No, no, you are now now you're on a slate. Now you can't say slay at all, like you punished. Yes, so she whispered to my daughter and said that the slay, but she knew she was like gonna be in the in the quiet, like in the time out corner. Like, no, we can't overuse TikTok words. We can't say what are the other ones? Let's talk about TikTok annoying words, the ones that bother me. Like people the word moist bothers them. Grow the funk up. It's the only way to describe something like that's like, you know that's moist, So find another word, tender moist. I don't know what it is, but I'll tell you the words that annoy me. I'm going in with with the makeup like everyone copying everyone's words. First, I'm going in with like it's just it's the lingo that's become the new corporate douche speak. Okay, going in with what's another one? It's giving? We could say it once in a while, but like every minute it's giving. It's giving. Walking in like, what are other things people are saying? Right in? Let me know? Because certain lingo I don't know why it bothers me. Um like, I don't mind, like get ready with me. That's just sort of an action that people are doing. But like going in everyone is like, it's just and it's funny because um I eat Cavier. I like Cavier. There's an influencer on TikTok that is very famous for doing caviar and she's done really well and she is a business and and so I made like this chip caviar post and someone's like, it's giving Danielle, it's giving Danielle. I'm like, okay. So Danielle is very popular for caviar and done an amazing job and made caviar a more mainstream. Um I have eaten caviar this summer. I could call my lawyer and show the receipts from when I was at caviar roos and aid a caviar stuff to baked potato. I live under the covers, like worried about posting that because someone's like, you carry cobby this person. Then I thought to myself, what the fund is everybody doing on TikTok. Where did everybody get this lingo? It's giving? Going in with they made that up. Everybody says that's hot. It's giving Christian Siriano. Oh no, it's what did he say? Hot mess? Hot mess is giving Christian Siriano, that's hot, as parasulted. It all started sucking somewhere. So it's just funny that, like you do a video and now you know everybody what Emily Marco made the tuna? Uh what I'm what I'm thting that is tip TikTok is an app for copycats. It's what it's literally about. But you should give credit to creators if you're like, if you're copying what they're doing. I do agree with that, but that that's like the wild Wild West, because once it becomes a popular thing, Like if I say that's hot, now it's been around for so long, I don't credit Paris. If I say, here comes this person and their bag of bullshit, I do credit Cathy Griffin because she did say that, and it's more uh nuance. But Paris Hilton said that's hot first you heard it here. That's a fact, and Christian Siriano said that's a hot mess. But I do say that and not credit them, because once things really become part of the vernacular, you're not crediting the main person, and that's a rant