Just B Rant: Head Case

Published Apr 6, 2023, 5:23 AM

Bethenny dives head first into the Gwyneth Paltrow case, but the side she takes may surprise you. Plus, find out whose calls and texts she has no intention of answering and why!

Gwyneth Paltrow. I said from the beginning that the ski accident with Gwyneth was a smash and grab job. You're allowed to not like Gwyneth. You're allowed to think she's elitist and promotes things that aren't relatable to the masses. But the people on social media are so hypocritical and contradictory. TikTok is the land of bragging. Social media is the land of bragging. Look at my chanel Beg, Look at what I bought on vacation. Look at my expense of this, my yacht, my Ferrari Rolex, all of this, And then you're gonna single out Gwyneth Paltrow for being the one person who represents wealth. She works, she's standing around wearing no makeup. There are other people that are totally filtered within an inch of their lives, and those people are celebrated. The Kardashians are wrapping cars in gold and silver and pink, and you know, filtering bones out of their bodies and wearing airmez all day and doing these expensive things no problem. Gwyneth Paltrow goes into court with no makeup and has talked about bone broth and wheat grass and everyone hates her for it because she's a NEPO baby. Last I checked, it wasn't illegal to be born into a wealthy family. I'm not sure how she reverses that she doesn't go out and shop all day at Prada. She work, She has a business and none. Everybody is relatable to all. Airmes is not relatable to all do your blush and sixty dollars highlighter and Charlotte Silbury pillow talk is not relatable to the people that want to buy wet and wild. Gwyneth Paltrow is not relatable to people who shop at Walmart. Okay, there's a seat for every s. But she can't start hating on her and making fun of her and making fun of her appearance because she's telling you the truth about what she ate for bone broth. You may not like it. Oh, she's in a position of power, so she's influencing young people to, you know, eat in a way that's not realistic. Well, is Chloe Kardashian wearing an Aramas bag influencing tweens that it's okay to have a fifteen thousand dollars bag, or is Chloe allow to be rich and live her life and your tween should know the difference or just not. That's not her content. I just I'm saying, like Gwyneth Paltrow did not settle with that guy, which many people took issue with, because she doesn't want to be the example of someone to come and just fuck with because she's famous that you're gonna say, I'm gonna sue her. I'm gonna sue her. I'm gonna become famous and she's gonna settle, She's gonna give me money, and then everyone's gonna think I'm guilty. Gwyneth Paltrow for seven years had to endure people think you should fucking hit and run somebody on a mountain. Now you cannot like her. I don't know any I don't know her. I know nothing more than what you know about her except that her scalp scrub is good. But I do know that I've been to court and I've had to endure my reputation really taking a fucking hit, and I wanted my name cleared. She wanted to not be the person who hit somebody on the mountain when only her and that guy knew the truth was, which is it was a fucking money grab, smash and grab, and good that he had to pay her law, that he had to pay her fees, her legal fees. So don't like Gwyneth Paltrow. That's fine. She can't come attacking her physical appearance, which she's probably so stressed out. It's been seven years and this thing finally came to fruition. Johnny Depp didn't look like a picnic on trial either, because he had the same type of experience. He was fucking dragged. Then he became a hero. Now Gwyneth will be the big hero of the universe because she won. Because the Internet tells you, guys, how to think about something, how you're going to react. Guess what people thought Gwyneth was the devil now the pendulum swings. The Internet told us he smash and grabbed her. Just like everybody's so fucking hippoco critical and they're sitting in judgment. And it's, as Chris Rock said, selective outrage. You can celebrate and consume and indulge in and watch the content of girls going to buy new Range Rovers with hand stitched quilted interior and with their amaz bags, and you're celebrating them. Then you're gonna get mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for saying she ate bone broth and for telling you to get cupped cupping because you don't think it's relatable. It's not fucking relatable. Neither is buying tensionel bags on vacation and talking about it on social media. But that's happening, and you're just consuming all of it and deciding cherry picking who you want to fucking be mad at. It's so crazy. People are eating caviare all day long on TikTok. No one gets mad at them. Someone drinks bone broth and they're a fucking villain. It's so hypocritical and such bullshit. Gwyneth Paltrow has been made an example of for no fucking particular reason. She was born rich, she knew Steven Spielberg, he was her godfather. Okay, the fuck is she's supposed to do me Benjamin Button and Rewind and go back in time and beg to have come out of someone else's vagina. The fuck makes no sense. Oh my god, planning to people on vacation. People but I don't associate with at home texting me I'm here too, Who cares? I don't see you at home. I'm here too, Okay, text me in New York back, I'm here. I live here too. I know we don't hang out here, So why are you telling me I'm here too in another country that I waited on line and had clear and fucking global entry and a passport and a big suitcase and have to go through costumes to go to I'm already aggravated. I'm internationally traveling with expanded suitcase. You think I want to see you here. I have a limited number of days on my vacation. I would have liked to stay another day. It was expensive. It was so expensive in my hotel. You think I'm gonna take some of that real estate time and see you. I don't see you at home, just once in a way tell me, hey, remind me I also live in the United States of America, or I also live in New York, or I also live in Boston. Because when if you told me that, it wouldn't mean I'd get any sooner to seeing you. Are getting together with you for a drink in the United States of America? What are the fucking aunts I'm gonna want to see you in another country? Who cares? That you're here. I don't care. I don't see you at home. People are fucking weird. I'm a I'm in a place that I have to pay to come to, pay to stay at, pay to go out to all my meals, or pay for room service. Now, so I have a I have a more rare time here, Like my minutes are more valuable here. I don't take time out of that not valued real estate time. I'm just fucking doing nothing, doing beauty reviews, sitting in fuzzy pajamas from old navy. Why would I That's the time i'd see you. If any and I don't see you there, that's the time I could fuck around and do nothing. It doesn't matter here. I got valuable, valuable, valuable real estate time, Like this is valuable. Don't fucking text me if you're another country and I don't see you on our own it doesn't make any goddamn sense. The last place you want to see someone that you don't already talk to is on the vacation that you've waited up and saved up for, like it's valuable time, Like, oh my god, only two prin days a vacation. I'll wake up and look at print in the morning to be like, oh my god. Two more sleeps were like crying and panicking. You know what I want to do today, Brian. I want to go to the beach. I want to go shopping. I want to see the taj Mahal, and I want to see someone that I don't fucking care about at home who texted me that they're also here. Does that make any sense at all? It doesn't. Oh, I saved my whole life to go visit the Pyramids. I waited my whole life to go visit the Pyramids. I planned something, I spent a lot of money. I have an itinerary. Maybe I have a guide. Brin and I are sharing this meaningful experience. I went to a private island. I have a room that looks over the water, and I could see fish under my feet. You know what I want to do? Hang out with someone that I don't hang out with at home. They're not high enough on my list that I don't want to hang out with them when I have nothing to do and I'm bored at home looking like a fucking train wreck. It's the weirdest thing. Do not text people that happened to be in the same place that you're in. If you don't text them at home or you don't see them at home, it doesn't make any fucking goddamn sense.

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