Just B Rant: Absolute Insanity

Published Jan 26, 2023, 5:00 AM

Someone attempted to steal Bethenny’s car. Hear the scary tale and what she did afterwards!

Plus, Bethenny shares the story of one man’s real-life absurdity and how it wouldn’t even be believed if it were the plot of a Hollywood movie. 

Last week, I was at the nail salon and I had been there three minutes and a woman came flying in, like literally like flying in just and she asked about the type of car. Does anyone have this car? And I said me And I thought she was gonna tell me I was in the wrong spot, and she said, somebody was just inside your car trying to steal your car. So let's get into this. It was a parking lot, small salon. I had been in there three minutes and there was a man with a hood and a mask inside my vehicle. This woman was shaking and she said, this just happened to me a month ago on my property. Saw them crawling onto my property and um, they took took my car and smashed through the gate. They couldn't even get through the gate because she had shut the gate or the gate was shut, or I don't know what. I guess the automatic gate opener wasn't fast enough and she was chasing her house, was chasing after him, so he smashed into the gate. So this has been a rampant thing. Car theft, desperation, disparity of wealth, poor rich, no middle, all of this, and these guys have I don't know what I'm saying. Guys, guys, girls, But this was a guy have these rings where they take these cars and either chop them up if they're cheap, if they're expensive, they're putting them the next days over the next day on a boat overseas. So this guy was in my car and I ended up being happy that it happened because it got me on a real security plan in my life. Like I think we're two lax. I'm that person that would just set my purse down thickets fine in a card at a store and the doors locked, but not twenty four hours a day or it wasn't the alarm is on, but sometimes I forgot and this set me off. Thank god to Erika, that woman who who saved me. But this set me off on such a path of security that I am so empowered. Uh. My assistant had taken a self defense class and I did that years ago. And this guy that I know who's a former marine police officer who's going to work for me as a house manager part time, Um, you know I I and that's not that relatable and that everybody can get that. And by the way, it's not that many hours, so maybe it is not as unrelatable as you'd think. Um, but just to be alert that I needed the right glass outside my house because when someone breaks in, they're in already, but if they have this barrier, this glass barrier, then they first hit an alarm. Or the way you're posting on social media to say where you are and where you're not, and it that it shouldn't be the exact time that you're away or from vacation that you should there should be some sort of delay or make sure you have security at your house and as your alarm up to date. And did you know that people from thirty five ft away can get into your fob your car thing, because if you keep them by your front door, also someone can get into your house and just take steal your car. So now they're in a secure box so someone can't get the censer off of them. Like just it sounds too alert, but we have to be alert. Someone was inside my car had been in the salon three minutes, so they can get into your car, they can get into your house. Invest in the alarm, invest in the ring or whatever, security camera, invest in good lights, dog signs if you have a dog, make sure that's very clear apparently, And I heard this from the cops because I spoke to the cops. If there are five houses next to each other, the one that's well lit is not going to be the one that you're going to come for. The one that has dogs is not going to be the one. They don't want aggravation, they want path of least resistance. Some people at the front door open keys, you know, car door opened, no lights on its car, blunch, So let's just start getting a little more alert. It was really way more important to me than three gym habits, my security habits, and not playing any games and the doors locked all day even when people are in it, and everyone around understanding how to deal with packages coming, and just to just not be an idiot because it could happen to anyone and everyone. And as I posted about it, everyone said it had happened to them, So I realized, what it what I've been to lax. This has nothing to do with me even being a public person, just as a person. There was a girl that got in trouble on TikTok for going to a hotel. Let's call it like the Surrey. I forgot what it was called in London and it's two thousand a night and her water wasn't working and she went over there and everyone got mad at her. And now they started like this is where gets sanctimonious now that people on TikTok were telling her about the homeless crisis um and the heating you know, people don't have heat and London. Okay, fair, but I don't understand what the line is. TikTok is the land of bragging. People do hold up ten bags of luxury goods that would be someone's salary for a year, like it's nothing. So like, let's pick figure out what we're gonna do. Are we gonna we go into like admonish and abolish talking about lucks goods? If not, then we then then like if the girls go into the hotel all for two thousand dollars a night, the bags everybody's hawking are way more expensive than that. And the bags that girl got famous and popular for hawking, or any outfit she wears any day is way more expected than the hotel. It's just the land of weird alternate hypocrisy. People make up their own rules, like we're gonna get really mad about this girl saying this we're all banding together and saying that, or the girl Mikaela got in big trouble because she said try being in influence for the day, just try. Okay, whatever wasn't the most popular thing she's saying, like crime a river. Then you have other people crying into the camera because they're they're Chanelle bag strap broke, and you know they can't get a fixed. Like it's just you can't make logic at a bullshit like so every we all, everyone has to be superficial or totally be sanctimonious, but you can't just so there's like, cancel logic that doesn't make any sense. Let's cancel this girl who talked about staying in a hotel for two thousand dollars a night when yesterday talked about her fifty allar bag. No one cares. It doesn't make any it doesn't make any sense. It makes no sense. It's top logic. Should we talk about the man who googled how to decompose a body, bury a body, hide a body? So God knows what actually happened and what happened with that woman, but he's home in the house. And did you see that show with um Steve Correll where the therapist is like burying bodies in the basement and hiding bodies. And it's not that he's a hide a body. So what that man killed somebody? He's going to pick up a dead body and put it in his trunk and dump it in what river with with like bricks on the ankles, like us to go to the store and get bricks? Aren't their cameras everywhere? Like what would say like I understand him googling all that because I mean I don't because it's so stupid, and people didn't be like, oh my god, I've never seen a Google search like this. Obviously he'll get caught. How else would he know? What's he gonna do? Knock on his neighbors or like high guess what? I got a weird question? How do I dissolve the body? Like? Was he gonna go to the New York Public? I mean, was he gonna go to the Boston library and go look it up in the library. It's so crazy how everything is so connected now. If you wanted to, you know, everything we've learned is from movies. If you wanted to to bury a body, you gotta like cut it in pieces burn it, like I don't know, he should have set his house on fire. How fucking crazy are people? So what was that night? You think he was awake that night thinking about what he's gonna do with the body in his own God's damn house, Like, honestly crazy. The things that people do in real life are crazy. Movies don't even do it justice

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