The Twins whooped up a batch. Having sex before a game. Five Torts. 

<p>The Twins whooped up a batch. Having sex before a game. Five Torts.&nbsp;</p>

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

<p>Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.</p>