The Twins whooped up a batch. Having sex before a game. Five Torts. 

The Twins whooped up a batch. Having sex before a game. Five Torts.&nbsp;

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

Randy Shaver

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The Wolves roster looks a lot different. The Twins fans are still PISSED. World Cup fans are obsessed with ranch. 

The Wolves roster looks a lot different. The Twins fans are still PISSED. World Cup fans are obsessed with ranch.&nbsp;

Beaver Liquors

The Twins are on a heater. A big trade in the NHL. Fine, we'll watch 3-on-3 basketball. 

The Twins are on a heater. A big trade in the NHL. Fine, we'll watch 3-on-3 basketball.&nbsp;

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Brad fills in for Randy. Changes to the Home Run Derby. Twins are on a heater. 

Brad fills in for Randy. Changes to the Home Run Derby. Twins are on a heater.&nbsp;

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