Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.
We chat with Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Whiz fertilizer. Vikings are going with the Red Rocket.
The Wolves picked up a big win on the road. A Third Bang Bro? Reckless with your neck.
The Wild stay hot. The Vikings need a quarterback. The worst free-throw you've ever seen.
Hickey from Kenickie. Best fan traditions. The Russian Kid had a great October.
How are they 6-1? Pigs continue to stack Ws. The Gophers lost a heartbreaker.
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Billy Ripken. Nerd Clusters rule.
Cheers to Milwaukee. Wolves without ANT is not off to a great start. Referees are getting attacked.
The World Series goes on. We are down a Bang Bro. The Russian Kid keeps scoring.
The Brewers are on the verge of history. The Vikings are frauds. Poor Osseo.
Recapping a wonderful MN sports weekend. That weird Quinn Hughes guy. Hating cucumbers.
Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola joined the show. Best fried rice in the Twin Cities. Milwaukee is drunk.
The Wolves had some laughs in Miami. The hottest NHL crowd ever. Da Bears. Originally aired Thursday, October 22, 2026
We ranked the top 10 Timberwolves ever. Trading cards have gotten out of control. Haunted hotels.
We officially have a World Series matchup. The Wolves roster is set. Randy got terrified by his wife.
Brad is heading to Amsterdam for his anniversary and we have some ideas. The Wild stay hot. NBA kicks off this week. Originally aired on the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Monday, October 19, 2026.
The Russian Kid got smoked. Golf cart accidents. ANT is hyped.
ANT gives out his yearly Believe Dat Awards. The Brewers are up 3-0. Tom Cruise does NOT have a cabin in Crosslake.
Video games have gotten complicated. Yelling at the couch. Wild took a 3rd period dump.
Sports parents are the worst. Monday Night Football was a classic. All-time hottest NBA players.
The Vikings are 5-0. They are partying in Wisconsin. RIP Mike Ditka.
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola joins us a day earlier than usual. MLB playoffs heating up. Shaver's grandson is a movie star.
The Wild are no longer perfect. Hot for Hockey. Letters to athletes.
We wish the Vikings Bang Boat a happy anniversary. We are actually rooting for the White Sox. ANT got pantsed.
The Vikings are undefeated but.....The Wild have started off hot. Controversy in Milwaukee.
We have our weekly chat with Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Wild pick up an opening night dub. There's cheating in baseball!
We got another drunken postgame video from our new favorite baseball player. Steel rod to the corn pouch. NFL Minecraft.
Scary situation for Brock Ferber. The Lynx crashed and burned. New MNF documentary.
The JJ McCarthy era is finally over. MLB Wild Card kicks off. The NHL season is already happening.
Vikings win ugly. PJ Fleck is a nutbag. Thank you, Pohlads!
We had our weekly chat with Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. The Twins have the chance to be dicks. The Packers suck.
Lynx first-round matchup is set. Twins season is coming to a close. Josh's all-time crush might be coming back to the NFL.
Milking an injury. The Wild extended contracts but not the one fans want. Bang Bros.
Kyler Murray is back. Teams that have moved from town-to-town. Pigs are back.
The Vikings beat the Bears in a throwback game. Herpes outbreaks. Tallest football players in history.
Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Testicle trouble. Weird Quinn Hughes keeps being weird.
An NFL MVP is scared of spiders. Silver-linings for the Twins. Bucketless hockey players.
A-1 from Day-1 has a new show. Twins are done and dusted. That Mahomes guy returned.
We have our first chat of the season with Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaula. Hazing sucks. Now or never for the Twins.
The NFL opened with a clunker. Athletes that have hosted SNL. That weird Quinn Hughes guy continues to be weird.
The Twins just won't die. The NFL kicks off another season. Antarctica conspiracy theories.
Brad at the Fair. The boat is being rowed in Dinkytown. Darth Vadar makes an appearance.
We handle sports without the boys. Youth sports coaches keep giving us more material . Row the Boat!
Youth sports might need to end. Bang Bros running wild. Shaver is going to his favorite place on earth today.
Baseball equivalent of an empty-net goal. The JJ McCarthy situation is getting weird. Wild have a new TV home.
We catch up with our good pal Clay Matvick. The Vikings set their 53-man roster. Hockey is coming.
Now or never for the Twins. Famous college football pranks. Painting the anchor.
The Wolves starting five is set. The Twins might be cooked. The hardest positions in all of sports.
The Twins season is fading away. The latest rumors on the weird Hughes kid. Playing sports over the age of 55.
Entertainer C Willi Myles. Twins picked up a dub in Sacmental. Robots are taking over.
Twins had a forgetful series in San Diego. ANT is knee-deep in child support payments. Joanie loves Chachi.