The Twins just won't die. The NFL kicks off another season. Antarctica conspiracy theories.  

<p>The Twins just won't die. The NFL kicks off another season. Antarctica conspiracy theories.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

<p>Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.</p>