QLS Classic: Desus & Mero Pt. 1

Published Jul 18, 2022, 4:01 AM

Late-night comedy duo Desus and Mero sit down with Team Supreme to rehash their journey from Bodega Boys podcast to Showtime hit.

Of course. Love Supreme is a production of I Heart Radio. This classic episode was produced by the team at Pandora. What up, y'all, It's like ea and this week's q l S classic is one of our most requested episodes. Oh yeah, we'll be in the reviews in comments. Uh so, yeah, you asked for it. And here you go. Here is part one of Davis the Merrow from May one, nineteen. This is episode thirty three, l and Doing. Okay, you know, if you hear my voice at the top of the episode, it's going to be something different. Love Supreme may contain language that might be offensive to some listeners. It's not work safe, especially this episode. Mom is probably gonna disown me, but hey, we have fun doing it anyway. And now a very special question. Love supristoma frema role called suprema su frema role, suprima sub prima role called sub prima so sub frema role. What's love and crew? Yeah, you're ruined Jesus? 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Yeah, no longer where subprima rogue call, so premurem roll call man, before we get started, Before we get started. Everybody's listening to this, Go to the bathroom right now, right now. Keep your headphones on where you go. Yeah, don't if you've been listening to this show, I hope you know not to listen to us, like at work, put your headphones onhones? Are you gonna explaining? I think we're putting too much pressure on how Rogue Show is going to be. I'm just giving people fair warning, you know what I mean, Like just it's a lot of blackness in there. Ye look many ladies and gentlemen. Um, this is gonna be one of those episodes that buckle up my mom not to listen to ladies and gentlemen. We be one and only. It's taking so long to make this to happen. Two years two. Yes, this is our dream. This is our dream moment. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Jesus Mural, happy freaking free since you had now i'man technically we have been talking even before we did the theme. But where did I walk in on? Though? Like we were discussing. We was talking about Blockbuster, were talking about games, We talking about video games and had it was certain video games that just we couldn't afford. So like somebody that Neo Geo was like it was the Bitcoin of nan whatever, Wait, what is Neil so Neil Gil was this? It was this? So it was this our game console that this is like, what Nanni that and you had one game? Yeah, and a game console? But what was the game? Hans? He was probably no Box Adventure with Tembographics team. Yeah, New York Geo was like Fatal Fury right with that with a Ponytail and yeah, I think it was that one. But it was this crazy expensive like yeah, normal people didn't have it. Yeah, I don't even legally you could. White people bought it. Yeah, you own one. I did not, but you knew you knew people that like I do several. It was like a dish several. What was like, you need the drug deal is in my neighborhood didn't have. Yeah. The thing about Neil what was those The thing about Neil Geo is that they had the Neil Geo machines in the arcade where you could play the games and you could finish the game at home. Yeah that's too much, that's too much rich? Yeah, yeah, it made my met my meek voice? Are you rich? Rich? Okay? Oh you're saving the ship at the arcade and they're taking it home. Okay, you're say there's a game I could play at Well, there's still arcades at NINETYSK. I can't it was a rich I don't know how it works. It was how would you finish your game at home? I guess because you had the console. It was like the first SD card type ship. You just put the card in the machine at home and then you would the game. And the way the way my parents got out of not buying that there was like that's a Babylon thing. You can there's no way that's going on. Where the hell was that? And then too man, you he was like in Europe, like now I got it. He was using out here doing doing big things, making videos and ship. He was like past the popcorn. I feel like the whole episode is gonna be like this, you guys gonna just talk about manship that I've never experienced. So none of you all had Neil. I think for me it ended out the I had the regular Nintendo and then I didn't make it the Super Nintendo. But I didn't get take of Genesis. That was like that was like a parallel move though, yeah, yeah, it was a parallel. And then from now and I don't think I jumped back on it until well I got p S one p S I got back in around Dreamcast. You know what he had changes. I still have it works. Yeah. Yeah, Like I bought the Dreamcast and then a week later they announced stay with dis continue the damn the Dreamcast, and the thing was the first to get there with the online like they were they was a game. They had the two K with the wild polygone hands or you shoot your fly like that, Like we laughed back then. We was like, yo, you can see all five of Kobe fingers. They are never gonna top these graphics. Yeah, I never I would not. I can admit. I spend a lot of time watching gameplay throughs on YouTube, like games that like I never got to beat like an eight year old they do it. I watched the Yeah there's a dude, they beat Metroid in like twenty minutes. Yeah, well I never would have did that. To this day, I go back and I played Nintendo games I didn't finish as a kid. I'm like, these games is hard. Hard. Yeah. And did that ship on purpose because it was like, yo, let's make this ship dumb hard because we don't know what to do at the end, Like we don't know how to end this, how to wrap it up? Someone just it would just be words like I'm learning that now now I'm feeling like I'm bringing up the ancient games because how is that just cover No, no, no, Dragons Layer two? Okay, dragons too. What I got sequel, it's the sequel to remember the Dragons. They came out with the second one, Great Dragon Layer two. Yeah, the one that was on the lace with this. It was but it was like play Space. It was one of the most expensive video games ever made because they they thought people would pay to play it at home on a laser disc. And that's a little the big wild. Wow, that's wild, and that's well I'm saying now you can play it on your your iPhone. And for some reason, I still can't master I can't get to the end those games impossible. That's killing those games. Like I was playing a Super Mario. Honestly, was just like the news and that I rocked that ship. But you recommended that to me. There's just positive where it turns into the first Mario. I was just like brona trigger, I'm swaying ship like no, not because the ship your PTSD. Yeah, it's way there's a hidden screen that takes you back to so like in a certain level, it's certainly know you go through a pipe. It's a four D, two D, three D eight D. It's all up, Like you know what I'm saying, what I just said. So are you guys still active game players? Yeah? I like I bought I bought the switch back two years ago now and I haven't played it in about six months. Yeah. I got it for my kids and I played more than them. We're still on there called the duty called duty, and you know what, I'm nice with it. So like I'm like torturing sixteen year old kids and the name my name is clearly Jesus online. It's not hoiding it. I took. He was like, that's why you watch your show. I was like, that's why I quick spoke to you. You want to want PS four Xbox Xbox, you know what? Funny? And then I thought I was popping and I saw a tweet from iced Tea because someone was like, yo, what game system you played? He was like both. I was like wow, but I did the same ship because my man was like, my man was like, you gotta get off the Xbox. That was cool, you gotta get on p S four. I was like, I don't know, and I guess he made a plane with my wife to get it for Christmas. For Christmas and it's lit now. I was just like, wow, this is so which of the Xbox PS four, which one is the I Phone and which one is the green Box ship. That was like I never like I banged with PlayStation one and didn't really that was my thing. G T A three and all that stuff and God award, that was when I jumped on that first got to go. But the first happen Sexbox that she was like two. It was around I had to shout out a f A teen exhaust. Man. It sounded like when when the Jet Blue played backs up. I had one of those. I think I probably turned it on maybe three times. Yeah, it was the first like wow, Xbox Yeah on Xbox like I had, like NBA Street and all that. Yeah all right. Also, if anyone listening, we would like to bring back NBA Street Hello, Yeah, we already got stretching bobs that come on till we get a cross over, like can we get deaf jam Been dead back? Did they bring back? Did they bring back NBA jam recently too? They're trying to do the k game, Like I would kill to play NBA jam t again. Yeah, put up a branch, Which which one in my and where why you gotta go? Y? Flex? And Bill clear me? Have you seen where I parked my Puggatti? No, I'm not flexing. I wasn't a gamer, but they asked. They were like, we'll make you a character and just to be smart. And I was like, all right, make me like nine feet tall and I can shoot all threes and occasionally I'll get a tweet or whatever like I'm playing with Wow, I don't is an NBA hope for the right now? You played for the sixers. No, it's it's like a random It's like it makes two. It's like two two. If you want to know how weird the world used to be Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Yeah yeah, Jeff bad I think it was in there. Yeah yeah, they were all Hillary out. She stepped over you like Alan I was in the pants suit. It's like, come on, what would you? I want to get back into the game world, but I'm afraid that I won't be as productive as I am. You won't. But if you turn on Red Day Redemption, he's not playing Red Redemption. And I'll tell you why why This is D'Angelo song in it I don't even know why. Why does that matter? I don't know. I don't know y'all y'all in good terms or not. Y'all seem to be to be back and forth. I think he changed his number. I mean, oh damn, I'll see him at you know he knew if you know who did? I ask the question as someone knew to Hollywood? Is that like when people change their number and they'll tell you you are you allowed to feel some kind of way about this? Is that like the Hollywood curve? Here's because like there's never got people that I've texted. I'm like, yo, yo yo, I'm gonna tell you what to do. Two phone dues. Always keep you always keep. I always keep my original phone on something? All right? He knows he still knows where he came from. Hollywooder on us. But I might have a few bet phones. Does your original phone have a Philly number? Oh? Both my drains got Philly on purpose, Like I gotta go Philly. I don't want I'm gonna calling long distance. I'm not from what is the Philly area code? I've only album? Are they from Philly? Might? Really? I believe black thoughts from reading I think lives in South Orange. Now I knew I was in trouble because I was like in the Bronx and I'm saying I was like, what is that? I was like, I don't know this, I would be saying it, and I'm saying it now. I was living in Indiana running a website called well I'm sorry, you know what's up? All right? So every time I went I went to your speaking of Philly, I went to your recommendation spots. You told me where to get uh the chop cheese, chop cheese. Where we're going to and you told me, right, so check it. In fact, it was it was after a Saturday night live taping, was like two in the morning, and I was like, I wonder if I state up that spot now. Now, of course you know, I pulled up to the joy No No chop cheese, chop cheese, New York chop cheese. Yeah. So I went to the spot, and first I cased to place out from inside the car to make sure I was smart. That's that's the first one told me. But it's weird. It's it's the spot you told me is quasi gentrified now, which one uh okay, granted it was across the street from a project. The spot could be gentrified. As long as the cat is there and the owner is not American, you'd be good. It was somewhere between Spanish Arlem and the Bill Autograph to take to the Water. No, it was. It was a legit chop cheese steak spot. You gave me the spot, and now like, I wait until two in the morning to try. You know, I'm not mad at the chop cheese. There you go, I'm not mad at you know. You know what the thing is like, Philadelphias will kill me for saying that. You're like, it's not it's not comfortable to anything in Philly, but it does the trick for it gets you through it. You know, it's the perfect drunk meal. It's like it's like it's like a it's like a Bronx burrito. Be like, could you actually explain what a ch cheese It's like. It's like you take a cheese burger like a burger patty and just chop it down, chop it up, just go through the whole. You got to use the oil that he used in the morning to fry the bag. If you don't toast the bread, you don't respect you. Yeah, if you just, if you just They asked me if I were want to toasted on toast, toasted, and what kind of cheese did you get? Um see him, Philly, we use American cheese. You gotta use the triple pepper pepper Jack. Well, no, listen, I'm gonna say if you only use pepper jack cheese and Philly we use American cheese, but I use pepper jack cheese. If your butthole was not quiver in the next day you shipped it out, that was not a good chop. If you're not naked on the toilet sweating like whoa. But I'm gonna tell you something before you go tell you something, I'm gonna tell you something. There's a spot in Brooklyn, Okay, Williamsburg a ball places. Oh, willis Burgers tried super official with their chop cheese. What's still like a hood spot. It's Williamsburg, That's what I'm saying. You talk, you're talking to my neighborhood. We're let me find it on my phone. Yeah, Williamsburg is weird because like you'll see like a old scoop bl daka. You go inside and like they're just selling penicillin for real? What is this? Fam Like you turn the corner and there's eight Dominican dudes drinking and shut out of staring phone cups and you don't know what it is. You know what I'm saying. And then you turn the next corners to dude and I bike with no breaks and the handkerchiefs. Okay, I break this down for me as as a Jamaican brother diesus. What is it with Jamaicans and animals? Because like not not that, because that was just always a thing, like because in the South, I mean we would have dance hall sets and you know, we go out whatever. But it was just I just always thought of him. It's like, yeah, that's the manimal, Yeah, lion, tiger man, lion like the lion, and know it was it was all. It was the zoo. I'm like a lot of our cultures about like sucking like animals that you can't dance. You watch it's not overpopulated, but you gotta watch. You gotta watch the movie Rude Boy. It's a straight to DVD movie called Rude Boy. I don't know how to me a straight to DVD DVD shot. The fixed music I scooped that shut up with the big pun like documentary like basically just like his wife being like, yo, he beat my ass like mother used to sheet rock a type of crazy. Yeah, yeah, Oh he's hug like like yeah, like he would just wild out and just like tear a piece of sheet rock off the wall and he's wild. They had to beating us something, talking like yo, he came through one time. He had a gun under his titty, like all this wild stuff was wild. He was like all the stories like a jets real like heard the stories. I've heard stories remember like a teen that Jimmy's Bronze Cafe or Jimmy's Bronx Cafe not resting and I was dying parasos with the stripe on and pun and Joe came out and it started doing twins, but Punk came out if Joe came out first, like yeah, motherfucker man animated Punk comes out, puts a stool down in front of the mic thedle, but he was just in the stool the whole time. But everybody's like Nicks and Durino boots and ship like we're all fifteen and the ship wild the funk out. So we got the Camptain went to the TikTok Diner and bounce on the bill before before, before Dice, we're all gotta on adrenaline on things for all apart Pun was supposed to be in that slot. Wow, and for some reason, like he called the studio twice. We were waiting for him to come and do his thing and he called, he's on speaking phone. I was like, uh, I mean, you know, the one in the morning at least, like you know, we're still here, we're working on another. Uh yeah, it's okay. I was shocked. I knew it was like Charlie Brown, you don't say it's like we too bears thinking of the walls. You can't look at us. And then around twelve, but based on the tone, and then around twelve, I was like, you know, I was like, yeah, we gotta turned the record in so you know, no, no, no no, And that was it. Yeah. Yeah, adrenaline was a trap on that Yea. I remember I heard that because you know, like off the root ship. I was like, yeah, this, I was like, wow, it's nice Neil so spit or whatever that golo oh here with the crack crack clean clean the house to uh instance, I gotta real quick. Um. I don't know if I ever told you all the story about when Tarika Mallick got arrested at Millersville right before we went on stage because of Mad Lion. Okay, every day it was the Millersville homecoming show, the Roots of matt Lion and whose headlining we were because here's the Toka Mallick treka uh Treka Mallick were Millersville students. So they try to play this up as like the the home like the return of our very own. Now here's the thing when they were students at Millersville. Maybe it's some sort of last day of school revenge mission on like one of the campus cops or something. I don't know. It could have been a bucket of water over the door, could have been egging of houses. Whatever happened back in on like last day of school. Man, we're gonna get they got whatever revenge on whatever correctional officer that was the campus police person. And they've been marking the days off in the book when like when they come back school, so at least they have faith that they become stars and come back literally the presidents like I'm out here, you know, I'm very proud to back Malik uh Malik uh Abdul Bassett and to reach out and known as the Routes. And as soon as they came out, says, the cops came on stage and like arrested them, thus forcing Matt Lion to come back out and redo his entire set one time. You know I'm gonna do. She was literally waiting that whole time, like, as soon as they came on stage, I'm gonna walk out and arrest them. I'm gonna try. Yeah, that's yeah. She probably doing a live got his council joke like that too. So the whole point was that, yeah, I've seen a Matt Lion concert twice the same day. Cruel he was, though he always started show off with we are taping a lot. He said, I'm recording my live album. That's my dumbask for it. And I was like, yeah, we shaid tell everybody we're doing a live album every time you know we can, I ask up. Okay, Now, I wasn't gonna do any business talk, but I'm curious and for you know, for our listeners that are listening, how did you two meet high school? Uh summer school in New York City. Summer school thing is in New York City, like you can go with whatever high school whatever they have like maybe five summer schools for each Boro. Summer school was not really about going to school. It's going to hang with your friends that you hung with in the school year. In schools also that too, so we go to hang, you go to some school for failing anything you could fail Jim. I used to cut Jim all the time because they gave me square dancing, true stories squar. I was like, I'm gonna s dancing. That used to be a big thing in facts and it was like a real but the teacher didn't gave a funk. He never did ship. He's like square dance Jim, motherfuckers. So I was like, fun this, I'm gonna go to next door to the gym and hoop with my friends. So I would just fail Jim and then have to go to some school because I failed Jim. We weren't We weren't even friends then, but we were like friends of Jason, Like I knew people that hung with him, but I wasn't like he has to do that be with my man. That's you know I'm saying. He was first, that's a very loud tomic in and I hope when he grows down. But I took gym in summer school one year because I didn't want to take it during the regular year. It's well, it's why easy. It's like it's like it's like when you get not for something that you get community service and the dude that's running the community services, why cool. He just let you signed in the bounce, you know what I'm saying. And he's just been like, you'll come back around five and sign out. I mean it's the middle of the summer, so we was doing swimming, so you know it's women in the summer and the summer. I missed getting into Bronx High School Science by three points, and they said, you can do this summer school program all summer and we'll let you go in. And my parents was like, whoa, I guess you're going. I was like, you thought run the street to my hood and friends. You might have been earlier if you into Bronx size, because you're just you're robbing me. Clinton was right next to my school. Clinton was right next to the Bronx Science and that ship was like a buffet. Was got like four north Fish Jackets off the bron Sciences like the Creme Della Cremin New York. So it's like all these smart they school parents they have like north Face jackis uh uh yes MSNBC. School with him was the nexus of many things I've learned. Chris Hayes. I was. I was in school with Chris Hayes from second grade two, I want to say seventh grade. Were in the Extremely Gifted program. It was a magnet school for really extremely like some X Men ship called nerds. It smart. It was like it was. It wasn't so much nerd stuff because we were in regular schools, so you couldn't be a nerd school. And I'll say this to say this, nobody ever pumped Chris Hayes at school. No, Chris Hayes went to a all black school with Coops City in the Bronx, and Chris Hasan was cool with everybody, not everyone in MS everyone game. But I was like, Chris Hayes had girls in love with him. He was like a cool kid. He was like he's being highly he was being honest. That yeah, Chris Hayes was cool. He was a quarter of Nexus. Yeah, because he didn't after he went. He went to Hunter with Lin Manuel and uh, mortal did you Did you have the mortal technique bullying recite hip hop versus thing? Did you have that? When he came on the show, he told us he was like, yeah, I put the motherfucker in a trash care because I recited black Moon versus that's hip hop, that's hip hop. Look if you if your album came out in the nineties and the title was not misspelled, He's not really happy. Who got the props? The who's got the prop? D a pole a whole shot? All right? Crazy? Come on, there is a dark side? Yeah, what happened to the sound boy? Back? Is that a French dessert? Back? Get super specific and we're gonna reference when Smith when Western became Coco Brother. Yeah, yeah, you can't. You can't put no classic album titles in our phones. No. I like what I spell them. I spell them correctly. You're like red Man, there is a dark I'm mad though, because now I'm starting to spell fabulous names. I started I started telling that about the word fabulous like so many first grades. It ahead of his cadus. You're like a US sign the word the worship ludicrous and the worst ship I do not on lude Chris, but the first the worship was when I miss spelled genuine. Yeah, I don't know how you spelled his name with with a wit, I would change my king what like the name of one of your sims, Like, yeah, that's due to pony. Like alright, wait a minute, I gotta say. Uh. Ms Elliott, who I didn't realize was active on Twitter. Uh. She she didn't creep in my d m oh about the list christ she wrote me talking about me at Karan size. No. I mean we ended nicely, but I didn't realize. Like ms Alli is a person who won't budge to do a concert unless you're paying the high six figures. So I I would think that she'd be reclusive enough to not be on social media. She tweets everybody. She's like, yo, everybody, like you got everyone because that was that's right, you've been off of hip hop d X? Who who it was? Hip hop d X? They did? They did like a strong move they did. Yeah it was. I mean, so they did a list it was like the top twenty female rap albums and put on the list. No, missy the list they took Lauren off the list. They took Lauren off the list. Miseducation as R and B it is? I mean it kind of so wait miss being a rap album because that album made me a strong black woman freshman year college. I was like, my pressent cross like film, what was on the list that should made me Missy's first three records like three to and one that wasn't wasn't that yeah, and so it wasn't that of Snark and Missy. But I was just like, if you're gonna include misses albums on this list, then you also have to include Lauren. But then it's like the whole what is hip hop? What it's not hip hop? Like? I didn't consider Arrested Development a hip hop? Wait? What were you about to say? Was that your first opt out single? People that are gonna make fun of me, mister Windows, Shut the funk up, Contacted, it's a problem. Shut up. You got Bill building, ship build. I love that. White people love that love arrest Development like white people love d O g O paid. I said the words arrested Development, and your whole body language got in some stance like you know why, it's because he's white. You don't know if you talk about the group or are we talking abou like je's the baby I'm talking about time. There's always one in the This is not my inner monologue. I know. I love to be like because you know I got cute up. If we do hit it, go ahead, Oh my god, I have a story to tell about my random about Wait stop going to the best part. Here we go. A step mother is Jamaica. It's true. It's true. My stepmother is Jamaican. Yes, so hit it and Jamaican? Do you have a path to listen? Listen to from Long Island? Wait real quick? And I think I brought this up. I think I brought this up last time. All of the uh Jamaican nannies that are watching kids in my building dog and this not flex It kind of was no I heard of. One of the kids has a slight accents. It happens. Dude, Are you saying that this goes from nanny the kid? It does? It does? It does? Because my nephew, even though you know my family making in my family talks hard car Jamaican, his nanny does. And so like my nephew comes to visit me and he dropped some water and he goes no no, no. I was like, you're a six kid, you're a woman that Oh no, it's sad, it is possible. I know that my dad goes to Jamaica with his wife and considers himself a Jamaican in a completely racist way. It makes me uncomfortable, Like I love those people that people come up to me in the bar they're like, oh, you're Jamaican. They're like, brother, I went, I went once and you know too long I and I has toiled. Let me tell you I went to Sandals amazing, amazing. Man, would the worst. You would never want to have sex again. Go to Heatonism. No, Headonism. It's it's still around. It's the worst. Not only is that not only should they not be naked, they're super comfortable with their bodies and they're trying to get super comfortable with your Yeah, we got booked twice to play Heatonism three, and I remember you didn't. The money was awesome. You should have done when you yall y'all played for a crowded full the North when you were the most part. How did you get this chilly? They were like, you know, didn't do it. The whole hotel feels like a whole std You just want to walk around with like slides, you have go like feet and bleach. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I took you to that l A and that's what happened. I'm good, Combo, I'm glad you guys here. I'm gonna get back to the rest of them. That's how we were moving on. But in the Bronx, what are is the Golden Ladies still thing in the Bronx? Unfortunately that was a landmark Golden Ladies clothes down since Condos Club w you still there if you listen, if you want to, where is the spot? I hear Bronx still has the greatest strip clubs. That is not true that if you are trying to commit an arm robbery number one hands now have you ever seen you ever seen that? You ever seen wear a north face? Oh wait wait what you ever had a dance to call to you? Like yo with hip hop? She signed a big step from my name got she was she standing at us outside of fat beats before she got she got a messaging back for the finals and ships like yo yo, lady like that was back because New Yorkshire clothes are wack. Because you can't you gotta cover up a lot of stuff and naked. And then once you go to a strip club outside of New York, you never never ne yor two clubs will have like pea like, yeah, that's not what I came here for. This is one time, like you really should be here because she used to wat the Queens. You know what was that? Like, what was managing this club? Like managing you mass because every marriage scoresies. But no, it sounds like it's like, oh my god, I know it's like you're in charge of like these half naked hot girls. I was like, they're irresponsible. They stage on time that their caddy fights people fighting over I'm dancing to this Beyonce song tonight and now you gotta break up a fight in the locker room, or somebody brings a glass in the locker room it breaks, and now someone cuts their foot and now she can't go on stage, and you got things to shift for Someone tries to bring their daughter to the club and they can't get a babysitter, and I'm all burnt out. Also like ship is whacking fucking people want enjoyed And I actually lost an appreciation for titties working on how long did you ask? Years? But I was bouncing all around nightlife because apparently I'm going to for a while too. I was DJ and I was doing security. I was doing everything. Bro, I was real Jamaican. I was like, if you if you job with the home deple, I would leave the strip club and just go put on someone's roof. All right. Helped me because there's still one spot that I d J at just for kicks. Okay, but what have you ever played def leppards poured some sugar on me or that? You know, damn the look you have. You ever had the owner come into the d J booth and like, hey, yeah enough hip hop, play good stuff and then they bring a bell and then some girls poor like shots in her mouth and You're like, this is hell, that's wild, and you do have to. That's why Manhattan show clubs are because that's what they're like. You know what I'm saying. It's just a bunch of like Russian shorties that don't speak English. I got f cup titties, and I remember when I was the opposite the Queens. Yea, I didn't know that Skinny was the new Atlanta, like it's New York club like the finance broke up there like, yeah, yeah, you gotta go to the underground strip clubs and Brooklyn shake that long. But underground, underground when you got back ship are you on the mother? Why? Why are you looking at the floor when you gave me that time, I wasn't looking at the looking at you. Okay, you underground. To go to underground, you would be one in the brons that it was just straight up a closed down bodega, like it was a bog in the daytime. Underground strip clubs, that's the thing. Yeah, yeah, but then you could you could drink all night, you could gamble, you could do all drugs. And when we got that, we call that now because we are Christians and responsible. I just know about this because people have told me shut up. I read an article. I read it. I read about it. It was in New York. There was a medium article about it. But you maintain that Queen's is the best spot for Yeah, the story. That's why we didn't want Amazon to camp. We didn't want to disrupt. That was AOC is real. She was like, they're gonna shake up, They're gonna break up the booty Shaker. We can't have that I now see. So I'm bay Bill. Yeah, all right, so you're fine with the arrested Development. Back on that our arrested development hip hop? Is that was that discussion we're having? Well no, no, I'm just saying that the arrested Development would tell you that they were a hip hop group. They would, of which I was like, I don't know, right. So my whole point when I when I was trying to make a point on Twitter, was that I felt that Lauren Damn album deserved We were talking about that, Well, I try to I think Lauren Hills hip hop. I'm trying to jump out of the rabbit hole. I think that people somehow like gotten Missy's speared to be. Of course I'm talking about you that, you know, which wasn't the case. I was just saying that if Missy Elliott is hip hop and so I and I agree with that, but I think that they only did it for click. But yeah, there were three Little Kim albums on the list. It was Notorious. No, it was the first, like Phone, but it was like it was the first one, which is that's the one? Then it was like they put Labella Mafia and Notorious. They put naked truth on there because that's when they got five months I think, I think I can't remember, but to do have be Devil's advocate. Lauren Hill loses points because those songs were about white cleft. Wow. They were now let you know that you like and they just imagined to him. On top of like, if you listen to this albums, she's rapping a lot more than she's singing on well, that's the point that she made in this nine paragraph, like you listen to Lauren Alb she's singing more, way more than she's rapping. It's like it's like Fante's career now that man has a family. That's also say that yo Fante's new EPI check out. Can I tell you something as wow this I don't I don't know why. It just popped in my head back in the MySpace days. Wow, when my deep dropped. I think it was the blood money and I was just like, I'm the one about stand and I was just like, damn, he's right crazy on the show and he said the same thing, Rest is soul Man, that ship was. He was like he read it in jail, right, Yeah, he was like I read it. He was like and I read and I was like, yo, he was right. He was like, man, it was too much, he said. With the album, he was like, man, it was too much g units. Yeah, he said people, he said, we don't understand like our fans. They wanted to hear us, like won't hear you us and get annoyed and get all the game you got ram ricords And he was like, yo, you was right, and I was like wow, And so I just that was because I was like, yo, it's just as a fan, you know. I wasn't writing on no hatership. It was just like I'm a fan. Kept talking no one for your editorials, including Mike Tupson's punch Man. I forgot about that about because there was one line anywhere. It was like, yo, there's no like he was like one of the best, like his opening line in line and he's like, you don't got none of those on this sipe And I was just like damn, yeah. I was like but they he said, have the weird They did have the weird. Science that was lustrous they did. That was that the guy that twisted, that was that was that was but that was one alchemist would be what's up? What's up? Scott al so always so d nice that I always felt on the South Bronx. What do he said? You know, what's up? Scott Rock? Like? I always felt he was a good like he was about to alright, wait o good. It's like an actual rap studio session. You know, we recreated ad a hip hop. What I'm saying. What I'm saying, does somebody kind of come up with a blunt rolling on the white owl? White owls just got a tail arrow a baby? What do cats? Rolder? We went? Now that's on the block. The block was gonna be very This is going to be a very controversial thing he did. People smoke these wraps called entourages. But the thing is because the cops made it. Now you can't used to be able to buy one. You have to buy a box of four, and they're fifteen dollars each, but dollars each. If Toppy at the boat, they're gonna sunk with you if he thinks you're a cop or some ship, because everyone else k five dollars for them. So if you go in the store and they're like fifteen dollars, you're like, oh where you think I'm pussy again? You gotta like fight whatever people fight. I say, people use that, people use duchess, people use roll up. I see motherfucker's using these ship's called hype, and I used them a couple of times because I've flipped and not using drugs. You sense that's broke. That's when you broke. Broke. That should come in flavors and don't even exist like hype. Like that. You can't put that weed in the knak ice cream wrap. That's called what's out he hypen he hypen. You can't. The drugs will come a verb. Yeah about that? Now I started smoking backwards that because like I was smoking duchess. But it's a process. And now I just got a mild lazy because you gotta unroll the league. There's nothing lazier than looking than one of the smoke weed and be like that's a lot of work, damn, Like you really you really look at the weed and the wrap in the grinder, like, so yall do the vague ship y'all with that? No, I don't like the vaporing because vapor feels too much like smoking crack. And I'm gonna keep the funky. Really, you got the pitch for you, like the forking like I can't do this. Yeah, like ike with that because I smoke so much, bud Bro, I got four kids, so I was like, I gotta s I get it. I'm saying I smoke. We constantly like I eat edibles, and people all, yo, what are you doing? I'll wrote on Twitter like yo, I ate um they got something called punch bars? Is that the Yeah? Yeah, I ate that ship and I took my son to win it like a little birthday party type situation out of your mind, and people are like people like yo, I'd be smacked a fifty million, it's ridiculous with you, and like okay. He he'd be like, yo, this should happened. He gave me one and I was like, I don't feel ship, and he's three times the size of me. How was the birthday party? It was fucking little. I got videos in my focus. It was like some science mad science lad party. Now it wasn't even the bounty houses. They were just playing, like making doing science experimence. Bro. You would have thought I was spielbreaking that I wasn't there, like doing videos and ship like zooming in, putting like little stickers around the ship, trying yeah for real, like I got a jip in there. Ship she was all right, So school school me. What's what's a a fair buzz milligram for edibles? Well, apparently I was just One of our Hollywood friends said that he was like, yo, I took like a five. I couldn't function. I was like my family. I had my sleeve tattoo. I did five fifty milligram edibles at once. What Wow? It wasn't enough and you were I was in pain. It was like I was like some more that was like no, I'm like fam like you should be dead by now. Four brownies that had like skulling crossbones on them, and was like stopping story. I got a better what I'm saying. You go to l A, you go to this fenssary. They have a brownie that says please eat over the course of five days. What you're mad over here? Gulling McGhee like, I was like, you had it all and yeah, and then I went over for sixteen for three. So then we get to a helicopter to fly the Coachella almost crashes. I looked at in the back because I'm like, yo, if we're about to die, I want to know it's masculine for me to scream, like a bit your man is knocked out, like the helicopters dropped off the sky. We're like a wind farm. We're about to die. Or the pilots like his parents like oh, I love you, and he's like, yeah, I'm popped up for like a hot tesse. Kids. I looked and I just see my man like not with his hand on, no type of controls, just like playing with an iPad, and I'm gonna that's a key part of this. At one point, the pilot pulled out the iPad into the Google search in the I didn't see what he was good with search, But how you're we never went to Coachella go. We just stayed in because you know what we did the math and it's just like, yo, we flew mad far to be around mad people inconvenient and not able to go to the batho. We flew man far to go to New York and you never Dusty never went. What was that? It wasn't it was the year before Beyonce, but it was. We went to the Weed mass party and they had this big gass screen. We could just watch coach When I'm like, why would I go to the desert with like these trust fund kids, like let me say good everybody fo usteve with like didn't have no regular food, every piece of food every week. I never said no the weed before. But it was weird, like and it's funny, like he wants to fry chicken. We're weird. Like at that point, I was on the dab ship like heavy because I was like I want to get because I saw smoking when I was like twelve, so I was like I want Since then, I've been like chasing the dragon, like I want to be like I want to be scared high like when I was when I was like fourteen type ship a mirror high. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I want to get to that point the highness where your heart is like it does the beat, it's like pump up. It's like what's up next? You know, the next? You know the words like come on, come on, don't so I do I do a while there's a whole set up with Dabs and dab Riggs and all this crazy ship, and I'm like, I did it, you know the first time I did it, though, I had like the fear my nigga, like like I went to my man's like trying to my man Roger from Puffco. He he had made one that was just like a portable like little pen but you put the wax in it, and it's like, I'm like, oh, this is made for me. You feel me because I'm open target and I'm just trying to get lit Like I just dip off into the house where it's sexual quickly what I'm saying. I'm there with my mother. I come to the like it's that it's just a NFE target I'm saying. So I'm like, I'm working with that. But the first time I hit it, he was like, oh no, I got a damn rig. So he got the whole ship with the it looks like the bond sticking out, and I hit that ship and I was just like, bro, Like I left. I was like at the end of the time, we had a MTV and I just had bounced out the office because we wasn't doing that. I left. I went over there and I leave all my ship in his office and I leave and I'm walking. I'm walking up the stairs to the train and he's like, yo, fam, you left all your ship in my office. So I go back there and all the doors look exactly the same. My FNT like I was in the Shining Nigga, Like I felt like I was dead ass in the Shining. I was just like knocking on every door like whow right? And then I'm like, oh, I got my phone on me, let me just cool as myer's I call him and he just come out the door, like, Yo, what are you doing? I was like, you just are in this situation where you have to Yeah, I'm the drinker. He's a smoker. So that's usually what happened. What happens is like you'll get like mad high, I'll be drunk, like, Yo, you're too hot to drive this. He's like this is a ober drivers, Yo, were hosting a party. The story tell the story. I got super super lit, like like I've never hand over the keys to nobody. I got wild faith of my abilities to drive off smack, you know what I'm saying. Like, and I was Dollo and I was in an old accord and saying tan cloth. Interia likes me like I'm good. So we do the party and like I just the first party worse, you know, destroyed the boat. Yeah, Kendrick Lamar, We're gonna be all right. I know. The white owner was like what he was like, I'm never gonna like you guys on the boat again. I was like, yeah the first time. Yeah, that's how we got here. Yeahah recipes combat Jack. Combat Jack was hosting to started up PID to mob D Like there was people in there bugging the funk out. It was wild, and it's we're on the boat. So it's like you're not getting off this ship, like you know, like yo, this ship is parties. It was one of those calypsos, all white boat parties off the west side of the so Boom. So I'm just progressively getting worse and worse, and I'm like seeing ship in like stages like I I'm on the second floor. How I got to the third floor, I don't know. But now I'm on the third floor, I'm saying, and then and there's a there's a girl in there that she's doing like something like YouTube video or whatever the Fun Initiative is on its on YouTube to this day, I don't know what the funk I'm saying to Shorty. I'm just like, yeah, you know what I mean. I'm here with my girl Chloe. I don't even know if that's her name. Next you know what I'm saying to the party or you keep hearing it's like Jesus and marrow to the main top. Yeah, we're just doing adical ship. You know. I'm saying like we were just statural liberty. We were so fucked up that we do you just owing he's doing this thing. He throws on the little way Bobby Valentino or the song is going and then we're on the mike. So the DJ cuts the ship down to the crowd, He's like, are you can't be mad on people like who singing? I was like that because we I we already got paid. I don't care the blue face version way. So after the ship, I'm like, yo, bro we we we find my car finally, and I'm just like felt any time you got to find a car, like yeah. So like I'm like boomus right there boom So I'm like, yo, fair I just looked at me. I was just like yo, he looked at me. He's like, Y'll give you the keys. I was like, no, no hesitation or someone's like, here's how you know I should not have been driving. The first thing I said that the red light was oh you got good break You've got great breaks. You've got great break times every time you have read Like I was like, yo, you got want money key yeah, fresh fans, Yeah yeah, yeah, it ain't squeaking. The shittiest Bronx diner will come down. The security guard is like an I was like, yeah, yeah, we just need to booth. Yeah, why you're here? I was like, bring me a Patty milt, bring me five petty milks, Like, let me get uh we're on inland in the Bronx. Yeah, let me get your freshest oysters. Yeah. Yeah, have they all been to Europe yet or not yet? We are actually going soon to We're going to London for the Boston Red Sox Yankee game. So what's that. I think it's like July something. Wait, how where is that going to be where no team is doing each other because of the rival. Yeah, you're a Philly fair you know, like, yo, we'll get to a fifth queen. I've been like twenty seven rings. Bro all right, three, I gotta basis in sports. I gotta Philly, New York, Boston, no Boston Yellow yeah, oh nine. I gotta say I had to throw out the first pitch at the Phillies game. I didn't know the pressure of throwing out a first pitch. I did not know that it was sixty feet away the dirt. Why does everyone keep asking? Why does everyone get you can't h you've been over here you first of all, First of all, what happened away them? This is all gonna say. All I'm gonna say. Listen, all I'm gonna say is that I did not wind up or not so top ten for ESPN, that was number one. I didn't want to be. I google horrible celebrity first pitches thing. I'm not gonna make that. Did you yell cheese teake when you threw the ball? No? I mean the thing was okay, I didn't ground it, but it hit it. Technically he was a strike. I hit home plate. Okay, that's not a strike. It bounced. And the thing was I was old white guy inside of me that watched his baseball strike Philly Downhill far like the people cheer boot. Well, I'm from Philly, Silly, I got I boot. I got boot. Eventually you get a babble head night and and you'd be straights. You know what? It was? Okay? So right when they were singing the National Anthem. The guy that's with me, that one of the guards walking me. He tells me, I don't know why he tells me the story. So he tells me a story of this this this fourteen year old boy who uh somehow got his arm amputated from a car accident. And he's like, did you did you? Did you ever hear the story? No? No, no, a little kid. He's like with a little kids. Fourteen year old he lost his car, he lost his arm in a car accident, and University of Pennsylvan and you worked hard to find a prosthetic arm, and in two years he had a mechanical arm. It out and it was his dream to come to Philly dope curveball and and so now you're like, damn, I got this kid. He threw it and like you know, the arm went out of whack or whatever, and Philly bowed him right at that moment they had the jacks on. So I'm telling them, so I'm like, wait, so what happened over the rockets? I was like, so, what happened? So you know he got booed. I said, that's the point of the story. He's like, yeah, you know, we blew everyone here and then literally he says in the pitch and it was like dead silence, and it was just one of the moments where I threw the slow motion and then like, you know, my middle fingers like ya hit the ground like you trying to throw a cutter or some ship's throwing over the plane like a knuckles slider. And that's why I love the Yankees because they never have celebrities. Really, they're like this guy from ninth he was a World War One veteran, or like the to like, are you feel bad for him? I'm like this old racist, you know, I like you said, you lived in the Bronx, your whole lot, you before a World War One? Sir, you have never said African American saying that right now, I don't even want to know what to called Derrik Jeter. I love that. After room what I was like, yeah, Chilly, stand for the anthem. You know, if you go to game and you don't take your hat over the anthem, motherfucker's looking at you like that. He took him to a game after he just did eight years in the FEDS, so he's sitting there and why is he going to stand for the ant though? So the old white guy was like, show some fucking respect, take your hat off and staff for the ant though he was like this country took eight years, and I like, fuck you. I'll suck you up, old man. And I'm sitting like question of why you haven't rewritten the national anthem yet? Man? Coming too busy? Some things you don't. I don't slap it. Don't slap it off. And you never be in a little bit of people like yo, America's theme went off? Yeah, nas so hard to sing. She got weak drums, no type of alright, new anthem coming up? Sam it? Let me get a future on the hook, or just rewrite it. You don't rewrite it, maybe you just rearrange it, like like mrs um what's called and lean on me? You know, because it's in three you put it for due to the anthem? What this people did too? I got five on it. Don't do that. Don't do what they did. Don't Why do we keep club new vote songs? J King need that money? What you think of us? What was Jordan people was on the show. So he's gonna give you what I think us us? Wait? Wait time? How many times do you see it? Twice? Once for free. I saw the second time I paid out of pocket. It's good to see black people making movies. Listen positive, No, I mean I get it. The thing is, I see it and I'm like, I got it. I got it. But the thing is, like I figured it out very early on, and I felt like it was a little over the top. I think, like I look and then I mean, like I watched a lot of horror movie. I'll read a lot of stuff, so I'm sure I took it in a different way. I've seen people that enjoy it. They're writing long now I feel like a sucker. I haven't. I haven't seen it. The whole thing is the whole thing that he get Out yet, Yeah, I did he get out. I haven't seen Black Panther yet. When I saw get Out, Like, I won't follow anything that. No, No, I'm just I'm just this way the whole time I've known him, and i've know him like now he consists, what are young boys? They keeping the same? He's happy and keeping it. I forgot. I forgot where I was going. I forgot what I was about to say. I wasn't guarding you really working with the internet. See, I would have never said that, because y'all don't know how much I pipped the internet. So he did you want to say you said it was us? Is it basically? Is it basically like we are own worse than me? No? Not even that would be too that would be giving it too much credit. Okay, it's more like it's not that I don't want to I don't want to know. You're saying it's not that deep. It's not that deep, And I think this is any I think the problem is people want the movie to be deep, and I think I think it's because there was so many layers to get out because and this is not even even the score, like if you like it was like was it like Swahili or something some ship and like the Swahili was like giving them like hits on them. Get out? Yeah, get out? Yeah, you know it's like, but that's the ship. Like we don't even explained himself in the in the interview, he was like, yo, get out. Like I was literally painting like the Black Man's Nightmare. You know what I'm saying with this, this is just a horror movie that just happens. I think the problem with it, it's just too much room for interpretation and people are acting because I've read an essay which someone was like, oh, the people wear people wear red jumpsuits because maga hats are red. And I was like, you know what this is? Why wake up? Now? You getting because look like I'm not like I'm not an eminem fan, but I really don't like eminem fans, you know what I'm saying. Like it's that type of ship, like you're looking for ship that's not there. Like, just enjoy the movie for what it is. You have a good time at the theater. And that was the thing, like like get Out was like get Out was a great movie that had like a bunch of symbolism and ship, but even if you didn't get all the symbolism and still you can still enjoy it. Just on his face, us, I thought was the exact opposite. It's a bunch of symbols and a whole bunch of everything. Something. You have a story universe, See what you caught that it takes place in the get Out universe? Right? What do you mean in the scene where the black families and tim tyde Decker's house after or whatever happfter, the little black boy is eating cereal without Oh yeah, just the same way that. But do you have a stuff like that, You're like, that's like hair stupid, Yeah, take that, So what does that mean the story? You like that just for people, you know, bonus bonus ship for people that are paying attention, you know, But that's me. That's the thing. It's like you shouldn't have to add that or it's just it's not it's not meant to be like an integral part of the story. It's just like some ship like oh, if you're paying attention, here's this. You know. The thing is the story falls apart without these little because because it's like a lot of people are mad at his what's his name's character, the husband, mad at what well, you know, the corny dude just yeah, which is like I know mad Jack and Jill motherfucker's that are like that. Yeah. So I felt, well, corny people don't know the corny like that's key to being corny. Like they operate without this. They don't have the cringe fact you get when you see them doing quarnine stuff. So you're just like, like they do corny stuff and you're like, oh my god, why would you say that? And they're just like, yeah, this is just me, this is right. I just got my sketches on Cornball. I got my lax. Some of the some of the hotel blogs were going a little too you're going a little too far with it. Imagine that. Can I hope quick on this podcast and can I make it real hot They have to point out that the whole problem with us, everything happens, everything in that movie is responsible. Why because the failures assist head of rule sexual black male black man do what they're supposed to. Doles devils described to my news letter the black Man devilsscribing my YouTube. I'm just sitting in my car in the army. It's like, yeah, the color bootleg Pelly with a ship like putting Floriad and off make our kids game, Like yeah, I just heard that this week. I did not know that was HOTEP one one though. That was thought. I thought that was something Alex Jones ship. Nah, that's the real truth to think about it. The food Pyramids, Pyramids in Africa, Napoleon shot off the Sphinx's nose. Nas made a song about it. I think I can Yo. Don't abortion your wounds, he's that chicken heads gonn abortion whim. I was like, listen, maybe the else ago I love. Have you ever been on the train at four? I had back in my moral legal days when I was an MP three ripping groups r Us and I remember the ripping group a PC nas Is album and they had the original article on that right, yeah, the original version of Project Windows out my prize window. You know that the man taxes and ship. But that was the first time rap artists ever made an MP three dissing ripping group made. He was like you you like internet weirdos or whatever, and like everyone in the chat room was like we made it weird, Like yeah, did you did you even know anybody that was in Gorillas group? I didn't know Gorilla on but I shout to a PC c MS Ego remember Ego out to fair Light all that I remember, God, I went out, So this is like this. It was many many hours spent in IRC chat rooms trying to find unreleased it not even we basically MP three ripping groups. We worked inside record and we were just like, still, where did you used to work? Rockefell? Wow? What was that? Like? I if you if you you can actually look right now, did you play a dice game? Actually know when I worked at Betic, was beating up interns and we march we Hey Poppy just dropped. If you find Hey Poppy, and it's the original r RNs rip looked through the I D three things the tag and definitely says Jesus. But I actually I had to rip it off a vinyl Hell yeah, I was out in reckless. But this point is Rockefeller dropped Hey Poppy just in time for the what it was on another Professor soundtrack, and they dropped in time for the Puerto rican They parade, So we have to say, Hey Poppy Rocketell. The street team is nothing but like seventy year oldlights and girls. We'll discuss that later. Jake Hr We go to the Puerto Rico Day parade and apparently we're entering it at the same time as the Latin Kings with me and the other Brooklyn guy, and we're having a wall standoff with mad Latin Kings with their knives out. All these girls are scared shitless and I'm just like, yo, would you like I hate popping? He don't say. We ended up having to like not get in the parade. We ended up joining like sixty or whatever, and we're just happy. My whole point of working at Rockefeller was I like calling girls from Rockefeller because it came up on a coalds Rockefeller. I was like, yeah, to see what you wor worked a def dam during the Carter administration, as they like to call up. And part of my my job duties were uh administrating the Rockefeller website, which included um approving member profile photos. Yeah that's that's use your use your imagination and that's all I'm gonna say. Remember pro file photos so you could so like it was like it was like it was a it was almost like a social network and you upload your you know, create a profile and put your picture up there. And there were a lot of interesting profile pictures. All I run from Rocket was the highest level you could get a Rockefeller was if you got a timeport. Remember the motor of the timeports. Yeah, big, because Jay had one. Hip Hop had one. Bit Like I was like, damn, I was going to say using in the excuse me this video? Yeah yeah, I was like yeah, I was like, YEA gonna do this. Kelly Roan, she was she was sitting emails the next Yeah, she was spread charting everything. That's totally right. How do you know it was in the video because she opened up her thing. It was like it was to do some quotients, like she was just on the talk show and she was like, yeah, I saw that little meme because she was like I was in Destiny shot. Why would I know how to use Microsoft off? That was like why just us? I mean, that's why do you Why do you think she was asked everybody to pay her bills? Because I saw the videos and she made all the pop charts? Was it the Nelly video? Yeah? Yeah, it was her and pay the bill Emory and I was alive with ya keeping the real people for all those out there listening people. Five, what can I ask a question? Since you are now the gatekeeper or one of the gatekeepers street, why you got a sick way to that? Would you ever have? Richard was? He was Paul Mooney on Sesame everybody else I don't know, don't quiz now grow Ony quest Love was on Sesame Street. You were great? Thanks not to name drop there, Like, yo, big bird, what's up? What's up with that? Pack? That was good? Suck man. Wait, y'all got the y'all got the muppet whose dad's in prison, right, Yeah, what's your name? Carcerated, I'd be like, yo, peace and respect to you to your father was a real nick on the scene like that. So you need something, Mr Hooper store site, Yeah, grow but looking at you funny, I got you, got you anyway, we go see me tell you something if it's to respect to my old earth. Tomorrow actually this is true, Tomorrow two thirty pm. I have to go to media training that Sesame Street what so that I am trained areas of media, which includes this fucked up room that I'm in right now. So I say, the right ship? Do they know what podcast? You're all we're gonna do a reboot of Top Boy using muppets. How good with my foodmal and just a muppet off the balcony with Top one. I scrolled past of Ship every time. I've never seen top I turn this. I was selling They're selling drugs in North London in the projects and at first You're like, I don't know this is so this is a sick. It's like not sitcom, but it's the show. It's a serial. It's like The Wire and Drake is doing Drake is other pocket funding the last season of it it's soix but we waited, like Topboy fans of waiting like three years for this last season that just previews coming out that shows. Trust me, it's like that I don't. I not highly recommend stuff other than the Star is Born clearly, but Sex in the City sex City if you if you like puns and people not really understand how sex works, Sex and the Cities for you, but check out Top Boy. I'm amazed at how much you know about Sex in the City. Why I thought about the city because my sister but to watch the City and I was I was wilding at the top. So my parents like, could you just stay inside because I feel like you're gonna die. And I was like fine. So I was like, all right, let me go watch Sex in the City. And it was weird to me because it was like it was literally places we would pass that not allow us in. It was like, I'm like, oh, that's what they do in these things. I was like, apple more TVs. That's when people drink. But that's like one of the weirdest things that like I know, okay, everybody's listening. I've known Jesus for like almost like fifteen years. Got to be more than that. Were you happy back then? Shut up? Shut up anyway? So yeah, like the trajectory, Yeah, that was my trajectory was not sex in the City. Yeah, it's like just find out that you like, you have like an encyclopedic knowledge of that fucking show. I can't really recite individual lines plot lines. It freaks women out. And what's funny is women are just like, yo, that's cool, like a boyfriend that like six and I'm like, yeah, this reminds me of like episode thirty five five, Like every time comes. I'm not watched it normally, but I don't have an encyclopedia knowledge about it, so there's not that much to know. There's like the two Black episodes, which were very problematic. There's the Underwood and then like the Black Girl was like You'll never be allowed, and like it was like very over the top us. Yeah, sassy urban chick Miranda not eating the guys but after he ate her, but which you can't be. Mayor of New York wasn't worse, you can't be. But in my head you got getting that. But she's with the nerd dude, right, Yeah, Steve, I'm Steve. We practiced my three like two episodes of the show My Time, Like I'm like, HBO, you're doing it like that. I was like, fam am, I gonna got that VHS tape on top of my like two minutes. Everyone was sounded like a dude on showtime. What the fund are you talking about? You who had showtime? I do, But I think in this room. I did an interview with I think Vulture magazine. They were asking about Sex in the City and the creative Sex in the City retweeted it was like, Yo, this is hell. It interesting. You know, she's like someone like me and something like it was like no one cares about the male gaze. There was like, yeah, we care about this. One was like yeah, this is this is also if you watch Sex in the City, Carry was a piece of ship. No, she was the worst CAAC. She was the worst CAC. I never heard no personal development, Like that's weird. You know we hear girls claiming like you know you can if your life is a mess, Sam, this is like a fucking busy right now. I'm like, I'm waiting for like the lebron j shipped to start talking about sex and when you're coming tell me like you Carrie Russell, Samantha, call your hair guy, we need to cut. I walked into super Cuts. Russell Wilson's like, I got next. I'm just saying that I know that women, women know we got one of the worst line ups in the game, like Wilson, man, I love that we all feel safe roasted Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson will beat all of us on our show last week, right, So he's not gonna be back around you all in time, So good, He's gonna be better. Gosh, you guys roasted alright, So gonna speaking of roasting without stating captain, let's go without state captain obvious one. That's right. Who is anyone else ever tried to see y'all? Lonnie Love, I'm approaching Love. I want to know what was the chick because you know what it is? Does that show the real? Oh? Your man over here can't tell the difference because Sherry Shepard and Lonnie Love? Is that difficult? Difficult? I don't know what you're talking about. You thank you so I can carrying out the differences. And she was like, I don't know what white producer Though't you told you because would be funny, But it's very you know, like it's not I was like, Fami, I'm sorry, Lonnie or Sherry, I don't. I mean, I mean not to be spicy, but I mean the spice the real is just the gobot version of the few. Yeah, it's all it is. It's like I had nothing to do none of this, Jennie, I had nothing to do with this. Love them you have come. You have hot drops. I feel like still with now we can say hot shit and people still have to have on right right. Yeah, so you know that's not By the way, Sherry Goldberg funny, we had that other beef and then like wow, that's going on. Cherry came through like yo, I got shooted. I was like, yo, that's what I was like, I want all the smoke. Sherry was popping. Yeah, she played the kid out. We have forty up with up man, shall we come up? And oh my god, that's the worst fielding. Yeah. There was a girl ninth grade, like I tripped her when she was running. She didn't know what to do. She was so stunned, and she thought about it and then she just took her belt off and I was like, oh god, that's my let me tell you something. Shout out to Cynthia, right, I'm still in fact, she reminded me of this on Facebook said, remember that time where do they teach Do they teach you that? Like the self defense class? Like you'll take your belt off and hook go over with your belt like mother possessed. Wow? Yeah, because I was at a bar with my man Nace. Who's who's loose? Cannon just came home? Try at the Nace. But we're at a bar and some dude steps on his feet, you know what I'm saying, on his sneakers. You know what I'm saying. He's one of those dudes that's like, yo, you step yo, yo, apologize when you violated? You feel me? Like we all a good time? Yeah with Jordan for you know what I'm saying, Yeah, he was violated. You know what I'm saying. You up and at home he was just like out of him and just kept a movie. He's like, nah, it ain't no funk out of here. So that he escalated the situation. We didn't realize it was it's me and him and like my other homeboy and it's like ten twelve of them. So the ship turns into this and there's a small bar. You feel me? So this ship turns into some wild brawl, people throwing ship going on crazy. There's one woman in there beat. She takes off a belt and starts hooking off on everybody, hitting niggas with the buckle like we're on the a and she's still swinging the belt. I swear to god the sparks coming out the floor. When I was at the Strip club, there was like these two groups of Mexican instruction workers. They got like the wild fight, but they had the wild old belt buckles. So we're like, yo, you got you can't fight in the club, Like take that outside. Young man takes his belt buckle and keeps hitting the asphalt with it and makes it coming off the belt buckle, like, yo, who want to funk with me? And I never seen no shing Like I got on the phone like yeah they were Mexicans. What club you're calling from? Like Riviera Quick, I've never seen. They were like, yo, go break it up, and I was like no, I get off working. Like our first night in Paris, it was like a night off before like we do a big show. We go of some hip hop clubs. I don't know what club it was that's the only not to cut job. That's the only club in my whole entire life as a Bronze resident. I got mugged in Algerian. I was trying to get back to the sof Hotel whatever whatever in Paris, and so I pulled out my phone and I'm like yo. I'm like, oh you black were black Africa? Ha ha yo Obama. So I'm like, yo, so Hotel. He goes put in his pocket. I'm with a group of British citizens or white and they're like they're They're like, just like it goes. It looks like it looks like what it goes, don't worry about it. We'll go to the embassy in the morning. I was like, the funk we will? So I go and I grabbed the phone out of his pocket and I pushed him down and he's looking at me like this is not how we do it in France. It was like, yeah, you just let them take your stuff. I was like, not me, not here. I'm from the Bronze might hit by my damn though, Are they still scared of New York? I had a Yankee logo on my hat and some girls are crying in the club. She was like, I would never get to New York. It's it's just a pipe. I was like, it's a flight New York. Scared but um so then like I'm like everyone in my group is like they're gonna come back. We gotta get out of here whatever. So we go like a taxi cab stand and France. Everyone's like smoking cigarettes, like it's two hours. We are cute up like first of two is not the right term. But but I'm like this, I'm like, I'm from the Bras can try to ride. I'm like, wow, I got my shirt off and ship a car pos It's not okay. Couple was about to get in the cab and I'm like on the door and I was like softel, hotel and the guy the driver goes, he like rows down the winter. He goes, I hop yeah. So we're in the cab going back to the hotel. He's like yeah, you're hit. Yeah. He's like, I of America like black people, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, feel like it's just a flood. It's just in the morning. They actually wanted me to go to the embassy the following report. I was like about back back that, but black Algerians. Algerians saw Kamal and this is back when Kamal had like a massive beard and a big gass bro and they thought he was part of the rival Algerian gang. And so at least in ninety four, all they had to go on America was hood films like Boys, and like that's all you have to say that you could maybe scare them, but not the Algerians. These motherfucker's put out knives and ship and just started sparking up the ground like I never saw and it was like, come out, and we don't do that in America. We do not do that in America. What do you do it? They sharping their knives on the sidewalk and we was out. When you listen, Being from the pros, you'll be like, yeah, tough ship. Being from Philly, you don't saying something. Areas You're like, man, fun anybody up you go to developing nations like my parents is sentody to deal every summer, like yo, you're gonna learn. Motherfucker. Like this motherfucker's in the street burning tires and ship like yo, we gotta shut down the whole crib. They got metal shutters on the windows because motherfucker's is on strike. They send you there just to learn how to listen. You bathe out this oil drum, you know what I'm saying, with a fucking boocket of water. You know what I'm saying. You got ship in our house. You can wipe. You asked with this phone book. You know what I'm saying. This is this big gass thing. A avocados don't come home until they all sold. You know what I'm saying. Yes, And here's some flip flops. Get to work. My cousins in Jamaica, they live in Sevilley Gardens. It's not called to votivially gardens, which is run by gunmen. So we go there on vacation. Vacation. That's how my father's driving a rent a car and we just stopped because there is a barricade in the street where they're burning just loose pieces of woods and tires, and there's two guys with M sixteen is just standing there like you cannot enter the town. So I was like, I was like, you know, there's a sandals like two moms. So my father's like he rolls down the winter. He goes Barrington, just me Cleveland, Cleveland, and your cousin and they're like, oh, they put down the guns of the power lace and my cousins. I'm like, I don't know we should go into ship, but there we are so like the significs of the burning tires, like what is that? You know? We tires in that town to let the cops know that the cops were not wanted in that town like the gunmen. That's all you gotta do have like around. Cops in Jamaica don't have like uniforms really like it's just like yo, like they have like a fucking Memphis Bleak promotional t shirts. They're losing, They're losing. NBA came have you. I went to Antigua for Carnival and it was the Sixers World champions Because because I have my heart, because I'm a hard headed American, I don't google laws about other countries. Apparently in the Caribbean you cannot wear camouflages anything. They would not allow you into the country. Seriously. So I come in. I'm from New York, so you know, I come in with six pairs of camel shorts, like we're going a week with these ships. And some lady very politely comes up to me, and she goes, you need to go in the bathroom and change right now. You could be arrested. And I was like for what she was like the camel shorts. That's what our cops were. And I was like, so that's more problem on y'all than me. I'm just here dripping like, but they've never seen HI videos. They just wear different types of camels. You can't wear camel on that of the commandos with camels, you know what I'm saying. And those are the dudes. Yo. You could go to the fucking uh like regular regular supermarket and a dude in front of the ship got a chopper, you know what I'm saying, Like you don't got a flashlight of taser, can't ask you for the receipt when you come out, you know what I'm saying. That he's just standing there like with a beer. Like I'm just like, fam like this don't it's different. What does your folks do? What? What do your folks do? My pops is an age you see, technician, and my mom's a's a teacher. But they both retired. Now they moved back, you know, so they still they back. They came they came here in milk to titty. You know what I'm saying, took the back back home. What about your folks? What did my parents do other than be miserable? Funny? My grandfather I forgot. I never knew what my grandfather did felive it because he's so much like my grandfather died in But the wildest part was my whole life. My grandfather in the rural part of Jamaica, in the country, no paved road, no electricity, our house and everything blind from birth. Wow. So you know, it's been like your grandpa like he's feeling our face or whatever. One day we get the wild call from my Life's like you can see you can see, Oh my god, you can see come down, come down, come down. And I'm like what My father's like packing up, says like you gotta go. Your grandfather has to see you. I was like, alright, fine, I guess this would be like a wild Hallmark moment. Like I'm imagining my grandfather like cheer up when he see me. We pull up to Jabaka your bands on the porch and he's like, hmm. I was like, my nigger, we just flew on a plane. You can you really said, looked at me like I was like a whole beef patty. Like I was like, you know what, when I go get some rainwater to drink so i'd be hydrated. I'm just thinking about it. I'm going it's six o'clock. The wild dogs are coming, so I got to stop from my night and so your your are they stay side to hear my parents are here. But I got wild family in Jamaica and in England and like in South London bricks and which is crazy because I go there in my aunts like don't go outside, you can stabbed. I'm like, yeah, I'm from the Bronx. I was like, I was like, also, you guys know like a car between the person trying to stab you. Usually you just run around the circles around the clouse. But no, like I really was, I was like, Yo, stabbing is not that serious. Stabbing is extremely seriously, Like that's like black black crime out there for them. But it's just like you can't take it serious cause they sound like Butler's You can't be scared, like getting set by Jeffrey from Mr. Look at your trousers at look at this trousers, mate, Oh my god, cutting me. That's how y'all roasting out here, like where you look at my trousers. So in light of the ascent of the Jesus and Mural brand, how different is it with your family now? Oh? Now my mom has She don't even hesitate, bro, she just pulled up. She's like James Harden bro straight to the rack. Yo, let me hold five gs, like straight up and gets me every time with during ship, like in one hole, she asked for five and of giving us six, She's like, Yo, the old house. Yo, there's a fucking cracking and ship and there's it's seeping. It's the first house we bought in this country. She gave me the whole spiel, like, Yo, this is our blood, sweat and tears. Your father broke his leg behind this. You know what I'm saying. I was pregnant going through college with you. I gotta speak English. I dropped the pier man and I was so so exactly she tells you every time, every time she was, every time I sucked up, She's like, yeah, I was nine months pregnant with you, I was about to give birth, and I was finishing my bachelors, you know, because she had her bachelors and masters into the yard. But she came over here. They made her start all over with no English. You feel me, so that she's trying to like keep ahead above watership, but she's out here killing it. But she's wild pregnant. And she had her one pair of ments because you know the yards, you sucking snow in the yard. So she had one pair of ments. And her whole story was just like you know, when I came to this countree and I have was pregnant with you because you were most difficult for me. I was, I was. I was one going to the thirty pounds, I gained two pounds. Was Betty big Betty difficult for me? I could not bend over. So when I get off the boss, I was somebodys because I did not speak English. I dropped my meat thing in the portal and I just left fee there. What do they do? What you said? What did they do? My tired? My parents they made you know, it's really funny. My parents came here from United came from from Jamaica with nothing. The first part what part of Jamaica in the hills, Black st Elizabeth, Black River, Dude, I'm pretty sure my stepmother and your parents are related. They probably probably might because probably so my father gets here. The first thing, the first the first thing my father buys is Trump's The Art of the Deal. My uncle in the eighties, my uncle read that book. Was like everything he learned in that he was able to become very successful in real estate. Like he made a lot of money in real estate. I'm never gonna see any of it because he's like, I made that that. You didn't make that, little nigger, Like I don't even But they were Florida now, and oh my god, black people retired to Florida the rest beach because that's like Joes and black folks. Ye, yo, facts because because my wife is Jewish and every fucking pause, your wife is Jewish? Ye. Where for the road? I was. I lived on a hundred one in Camberly with my girlfriend and I was and I was like, you know what I'm saying. I was doing my little thing. You know what I'm saying. You know, statue limitations, I say too much. But I used to go to this pool hall all the time. That was like for locals like this was like, yo, if you if you're a Fordham student, if you're a Fordham student, like you go to like mug Z's. You go to this bar over here. You go to this bar over there because it's safe, you know what I mean. You gotta show you fordom I d to go in there. She used to be up in a local pool with with the goons. Like I'm up there with six dudes with north face jackets, we all dusted with gold grills and ship. We all look like Rizza, you know what I'm saying, wild and all that, and I'm like, who is this? I'm like, yo, who is this? Wildlfe scan Puerto Rican check like because she can't be white up, you know what I'm saying. Fast Foe were like a decade and I'm working at the school because at this point I'm just like, yo, I don't got no aim in life. You feel me like he had a hundred thousand jobs. I was just like boosting, hustling, just trying to like finance my way through ship And so then my mom was like, you need to stop. You need to get a real job with insurance and benefits. And it's like this because in this country, that's all that mattered to you is you have insurance. I was like, I am my bet, I got you, and I was like, all right, which government job does not pissest? And it's part of the education. So I went over there with the kids, yo, and it bugged me the funk out because the first time, like I went there and a fingerprinted me, and I was shook because I was like, I don't got no felonies, but I got a couple of misdemeanors or whatever. But they were all like bullshit, like whatever. I never got caught up on no felony ship, so I got like I got. I got exactly like. So I skate through the whole pro show with don you you know what happened. They never said you piss. You know what I'm saying. They never make me take a piss. Whatever they're thinking for me, I'm all good. I get nominated by the principle who used to be my English teacher back in the day. What I'm saying. Then I started working in the same school that I went to in June six and more we shot so bron I'm saying, And um, this lady across the hall from me is just wild loud, and she got the worst class in the school, like they've given her, like the fifteen sixteen. This is junior high age out at thirteen fourteen. They fifteen sixteen. They ended up beat it up, yeah, like gang banging for real. And she got them in there reading fucking like and think she got them in the reading Steinbeck and Ship and I'm like yeah, and I was just like and I'm looking. I'm like, I was like who. I was like, Yo, did you go to footing shout out to Victoria not to were you asking about my parents? About my my sister as a birthday gift for the flex? This is my sister, right, uh, you know, like her birthday came and I was like, damn, like I'm popping and you know every now and you gotta do it real hard on your family, like yo, yes, let me, let me give you some ship you could never have in your whole entire fucking life. So you know, I'm really on TV doing so for my sister's birthday, I'm flying her and for her friends out to Essence Fest. Oh, putting number in a nice gass hotel. They don't got paid for tickets? Can I take bad? Actually? Not funny. Charlie Wilson has not been the Essence First for three years in it's actually Frankie. Listen if she got the All White Night. But um no, Like every night she texts me, she's like, I can't believe this is so like the wild crying emoji. I was like, hey, you enjoy that. That that'll buy fifteen months, but not for I used to work. I used to work at Yeah, I used to work at Essence. I've had every job. I've had every job I got. I got deaded by with Keny Moore at I try to holler backstage and open bar and her boyfriend was right there. She was doing little Nigga like I had that heady and my sister I was. I came up. I was like something I didn't say. I've been curved by some of the hottest women in the world, like what's her name, Shorty from Shorty from Scandal, uh Kerry Washington, She's a master curving yr fab. I came up to herd I was like, you from the Bronx, from the Bronx, what's up? She's like? She was like, as she literally said to me, are you for real right now? Wait here? Wait saving Last Dance era, or like you want how hate me? You want know how Dusty? I was I had just fought with the owner of the nightclub. I was like five dollars for coach, Like I just bought my ship up behind the chair. Hey, what's wrong with you? So you know we're coming far away? Damn I try to come and save the last dance. Eric, Yeah she was married then, Yeah, I dude from saving last dance. So I gotta ask if okay, So I always have this jink thing when people upgrade, then there's a fear that they might lose the rawness of the demo. I e ris A leaving the projects and making the woutang forever out in l algy pronology wo water Yes, anyway, is are there any concerns with you guys upgrading of course to a higher level that you might lose the rawness? You know what it's I'm on Twitter right now telling Tuco I will funk you up. Yeah, that's not that's not we're talking about. Like I don't care talking about I don't care what I would still do what I do. I like to think of it, like jay Z Early jay Z versus, he's talking that gun talk, he's talking that coke talk, he's talking that bronk, he talking that Brooklyn ship. He's colorless, colorless. But jay Z made a gradual train. You see my father Now he's a philanthropist, see you blue era father. The problem is questions that you don't see. He sees your pain, so you don't see his pain. Like jay Z was talking about leaving condoms on baby seats. Yeah yeah, it's I feel you know, like I'm kaing upgrade. Yeah no, you know about that, But I'm just saying it's a fear found and easy transition. There's a fear of it because you definitely see hands like I love I love the Last show. Bill you have you have fans are like I love the last show. You should never stop doing the last show. But it's like, fam, we just keep leveling up. You have to come with us. You have to believe in the brand. You have to believe in the message, believing from doing better stuff, from joking off, my god, joke off, joking off. When we said like two jokes that were cleared by Viacom and they were just like they were like, what's up. We did one joke and like I came on. I was like Papa pa, Pa, pa pa, And it was like we had to explain to the audience what that was, and it was like, that's a Chicago lullaby, and that's why we were not in the next season. But you know, like that's the kind of humor that they're harder in front of an audience. You know, No, we love an audience because the audience is a media feedback for your jokes and stuff and people the people come into our show funk with us heavy, so they get the humor. So you can you can do that kind of dark, sick humor that maybe not translates on showtime, but the audience gets it. And then if people at home here the audience after, they're like, Okay, maybe I just gotta say something there. I have one complaint about the new show Rainbow to hear it, but you know it's not the It's not the rainbow, not the bear, neither what not the bear. I bought the motherfucking shirt with the bear on it. Yeah, it's them an edition now, nag And now there's no fucking bear on the show. Why is there no bear? Because because it was in the vice offers room. Advice you were really in the conference room. We were in the conference room. That's where I'll take that show. It was like this but with three cameras back. Yeah, you know what I'm saying straight up? And what was your So what was y'all's weekly schedule, like taping that table show four times a weekend? In the podcast Friday? Do you know the really bad Wendy's and uh sentence was Tennessee. Uh it's fifteenth and Chestnut. Yeah, where Kanye and Kim had there. Yes, so Shorty that I was wrong. Why do I know that the Obama office was the right above that, Wendy? Okay, I know, I would just say I would be in like a wildhood. Wendy's wait, I already life together. She's like, I'm gonna be president one day. I was like, yeah, I got carry guns, but she was and I was like, she was like, oh my god, can't believe you come all the way from the Bronx to see me from on the megabus. I was like, I'm just she's still in the pigion now. No, Like she's like I don't evenant to say her because he's like very high up in politics and ship, but like like he'd been looking at decent mirror, like damn I dodge a bullets. No, I would have talked, I would have tanked her. I'm so glad that all my ex girlfriends are failures because I can like blatantly see their names and be like, Yo, you can check out of Riviera's Saturday Night. You know what I'm saying. My exes are trying to do things like shout to my exam. I was like, click, like yo, five four pieces. Well, ladies and gentlemen. That's a rap for part one. Come back next week for more decent Merrow on question of Supreme. Check him out Thursday nights on Showtime. 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