On today's show:

Bill literally cannot find anything to watch on TV right now, but Alyssa has some recommendations 

Hash It Out: Kelly wants to put a political sign on her front lawn to promote a certain presidential candidate, but her husband John doesn't want it anywhere near their house

Alyssa's College of Knowledge!

Bill was in near-panic mode yesterday, but then received a voicemail from his 9-year-old

There's something that Bill's wife really wants him to do, but in reality he's afraid to do it

Are people panic-buying toilet paper again?