The Squash Game

Published Nov 5, 2021, 7:00 AM

Estrella and Maria plan their next move at a very fancy restaurant. Raul and Nacho argue over financial problems.

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Previously on the Princess of South Beach, my long lost twin Maria del Garman has usurped my life and joined forces with the Caldon family made est to get revenge on my fake parents Luisa and Stevan, who murdered our mother and stole me as a baby. Oh and we discovered that my boyfriend Raoul purposefully got me pregnant and maybe because the accident that killed me and Notcho and Esteban are having a secret affair, which is ironic since the Stevan is running for mayor as a conservative candidate and has been funding anti gay camps for years. These recaps keep getting harder and harder. When we last left Estrea and Maria del Garmin, they were hiding in a pantry listening in on a conversation between Luisa and Estevan that was more heartbreaking than a Nicholas Sparks novel. Okay, at think Louisa is out for the night. Okay, so can we get out of the pantry now? That was a very productive spy session. Wow, that's a darkness, a dark pantry that wasn't so bad right at all? Except when you kicked me. You sorry, I thought you were a rat. So is this all you do? You know, spying? Do you ever do like made stuff? Well? I watched a bunch of Tella novellas for research, and from what I could tell, the job is fifty listening to conversations you're not supposed to and opening other people's mail, giving that advice nobody asked for, and vacuum in once in a while. That explains by the house is so dirty. We know this was fun, but I think I gotta go to bed. It's time to strategize. How can we use what we just heard to our advantage? These two are ready to crack one in the morning and plotting out your inevitable revenge. Wait until tomorrow. Fine, I guess I still have three episodes of Los Rico to catch up on, but tomorrow it's on. Just don't forget why we're doing this, of course, not for Gabby and for your real mom. Get your beauty rested, because tomorrow is your first real day of being me, And I promise you it's not as easy as it looks. When the aria let what were you watching me? Sleep? A little? But not to be creepy, It's just that I was very excited to start planning our sabotage. It's like Christmas morning, except instead of presents, it's revenge. Do we have to meet so early? Can'tus wait until after breakfast? Great idea, Let's go out for breakfast. It's best to plan sabotage outside of the house. You mean go out to eat, like to a restaurant. Why are you saying it like that? Have you never been to a restaurant. I'm an orphan raised in a poor convent. When would I have not to eat esterday? Fair enough? Oh? My god? Can we go to a fancy one like an apple Bee's. Oh? I always see those commercials, mayhaw, that's McDonald's. Come on, look, I'll tell you somewhere better than an apple Bee's. Gloria got that on? Can't be seen in a restaurant that has a clown. So let me get this straight. I can order any of the things on this menu. That's how many works. Yes, sorry, I don't think we're ready to order just yet. Can you give us a minute? Okay, I don't get paid enough for this. Hey, I think that's this is amazing, but I don't have money. How are we gonna pay? Don't worry. I brought glorious purse. I don't think she needs it even more, God rest her soul. Oh they have sprite. I've never had a sprite on a good day. The sisters want to give us hot water with lime. That was the fun drink. Every time you tell me something new is somehow sadder. Okay, ma, look, look look at me. Focus. I'm gonna need you to really focus. But don't forget why we're here. We need to make a plan to find Gabby and avenge your parents. I've never been to a place that has a table cloth. Do you feel this table cloth? It must be the softest material in the world. Mia, it's just cotton. Put it back. And these forks. I could see my reflection in the fork. Look at you, you look so pretty. Oh my god. We have the Mexican little mermaid. Just look. Make a little salt and pepper. They're not supposed to make salt and pepper. That's small. But everybody is looking at us. They have waffles. Okay, okay, sorry, you're right. But first, there is one thing I already explained what a drive through is. No, no, no, no, it's not that I I need to talk to her Mana Claudia. I told her I was going to tell the truth, and if I'm not going to do that, then she deserves to know why your kindness is making this take forever. I need to talk to her. Can I borrow your phone? Yeah? Fine, here, okay, I'll be right back. Order me some waffles, a sprite, some grapefruit juice, and the lobster oh oh, and the Malibu Bahama dollar rama. I don't know what that is, but I need it. I better order some pepto bismo too. Er Manita, I think you might be enjoying my life a little too much. And I don't think ed Mana Claudia will be too happy about this. Buenos Dias, this is it's me. How are you? Are you on your way back? Do you feel better after telling the truth? Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that. Don't tell me you haven't told them. I've decided not to tell the truth yet I do smell money a bit about Don't you know that you can't cover the sun with one finger? I please don't speak in parables right now, but what are you thinking to keep one lie alive? You'll drown in a sea of a thousand others. Listen. I know this isn't what we talked about, but hear me out. I think God put me in the situation for a reason. You think God wants you to lie? I know, God, Maria, I'm ann God hates lying. I know that. But and Mana, this feels like my chance to do something important, to find my real family, to help us, to find her friend, to do some good in the world. Yeah. And I imagine you're not particularly bothered by the money, the fame, being the center of attention. That's not what this is about. And Manna, you know me, I wouldn't do I know you the Maria, I know I would never lie about who she is, mark my words. We're being tempted, like even the garden, like Jesus in the desert, like Brad on the set of Mr. And Mrs Smith. What you're tempted by the comfort and material life can offer you. So I have to be poor to be a good person. What's so bad about living a little more comfortably? Yes, I admit this life is nice, Okay. The beds are softer, the clothes are cuter, and you can get as many Malibu Bahammad al Arama as you want. What the point is. I don't see why I can't have both. Why can't use all this money and power to do something good? Because it's all based on a lie. This isn't your life. If I had been born a second earlier, this would have been my life. Because of a second, I grew up with no family, no money, nothing. I don't want to be a poor orphan anymore. I didn't know that your life with me was such a disappointment. Well, I didn't hear it like that, Manna. You know. I'll always be grateful for what you did for me. But I didn't choose to live like that. And now I have a chance at a better life, one where I can make a difference. Sorry, but I didn't call you to get your permission. I called you to tell you my decision. And you'll see. I'm going to be a better Gloria than Gloria ever was. That's a pity, because he's the best person I knew. Just be careful. The worst lies we tell are the ones we tell ourselves. I have to go goodbye and Mona, Gloria, goodbye. Good for you. Where the money eat them, soak it in. I always enjoyed the lux life, that is until I died, While Maria del Garneman enjoys her time in the spotlight and Nacho are enjoying a little game of squash. It's like tennis, but with a trust fund. Speaking of trust funds, heyt lovers, it's me Tatiana. Obviously, boy do we have a juicy scoop for you on the next Tea with Tatiana. On the next Tea with Tatiana, we'll talk with a mental health specialist who has worked with one of the Calderon's. I won't say which Calderone, but I'll give you a hint. Her name starts with an L and rhymes with visa. Also, we'll talk about this mystery Calderon's happy place. Spoiler alert, it's her Lincoln Aviator g T. All Right, that's it for now, but be sure to tune in next time for more scandalous rumors about the Caldero On the next team with Tatiana, good for you, where to mon eat them soak it in. I always enjoyed the lux life, that is until I died. While Maria del Garnaman enjoys her time in the spotlight and Nacho are enjoying a little game of squash. It's like tennis, but with a trust fund. Speaking of trust funds, you've got a lot better since the last time we played. See what the last time was eleven years I was lower. Well here we are now. Oh you okay, you seem you seem out of it. It's just I've been thinking about what you said, you know, about keeping Gloria happy, and ever since the accident, she and I have barely seen each other. Between the doctor's appointments and press conferences, we haven't really had any one on one time, you know, And I don't know. She's just she seems different now, and I feel like I'm losing her. Thank you for over sherring. I don't need to remind you how important it is for us to be on good terms with the cart Yes, Poppy, I know, and that's exactly why I need to do something big, Okay, something to remind her, while we're the perfect couple, what we are meant for each other. Yeah. Why do I feel you're going to ask me for something, Poppy? I have an idea. Okay, here it goes. You know how much Gloria loves grand gestures. Well, she lost her engagement ring in the accident. So what if I buy her a new one, a better one, a bigger one. Huh mark carrots, something obscenely expensive, and there it is, and I could take her to the place for I propose to her, right, really do it up? How are your musicians? And give her a second proposal with a new ring. It will be so romantic she's gonna freak. And how exactly do you plan on paying for all this? Well, I know you mentioned some money is she's but how bad could they be? Right, It's not like we're flat broke exactly. Look like a little complicated situation. I mean, I know you borrowed some money out of my trust fund, but you said that was temporary, right, puppy, Why is your right eye doing that twitch thing? Let both of them are doing it? You need it's it's allergies. I may have borrowed a bit more money than initially thought I would need, and and to um, uh puppy, that money is mine And who do you think put that money there in the first place? Look, look, look, I'm sorry, but funds are a little tight right now. And I promise you I'm working on a solution. But for the moment, Well, we will just have to make do with less. And remember, as soon as you're married to Claudia, we will never have to ask anybody for money ever. Again, you just have to find a less expensive way to win her back, do you understand? I mean not really, but I trust you, puppy, Okay, I'll find some other way, Porraoul looks like you're balling on a budget for now. Lucky for you, I'm sure Maria del Garneman Stace aren't as refined as mine. So after that call with edmana Claudia, that might be changing. If you're enjoying Princess of South Beach, please subscribe, rate, and review our show wherever you're listening. The Princess of South Beach is a production of I Hearts, Michael Podcast Network and Sonoro, Created and directed by Jasmine Romero, written by Jasmine Romero and Joanna Houseman, with help from Daniels Arkis, Monisa Hendrix, and Christian had That. Produced by Luiso Executive produced by Conald Verne and Gizelle Bances for I Heart by Joanna Housman, and by Jasmine Romero and Joshua Weinstein for Sonoro performances in this episode by Rachel Zegler, Danny Pino, Yvonne cole X Mayo, and Andy Bustillos. 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