Raul tries to rekindle the flame by taking Maria out on a "romantic" date. Meanwhile, Dr. Goldberg recommends Luisa buy a surprise gift for Esteban.
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Previously on the Princess of South Beach, my long last twin Maria del Carmin and my maid Estraya wants to get revenge on my fake parents Luisan Esteban for murdering our biological mother and stealing me as a baby. Wow, what a sentence. If that wasn't enough, we found out that Rahoul got me pregnant on purpose because his dad, Nacho, wants access to our family fortune. Yes, that is the same Nacho who happens to be sleeping with my dad as Stevan, the Conservative candidate in the upcoming elections for mayor of Miami. Hi theres mio. All this plot twisting is so DRAMATICA. Can I hear? You? Don't worry? There's nobody here. Louisa's at the club, and it's that one is off doing some rich person sport like admin. No lacross the sump it. The house is all ours to snoop around and investigate. Oh, finally that's great. The kids, to my catuna, to my MATAA. Oh, you can't just walk in here. What if I was asleep or in the bathroom or even like naked. I Gloria, I love that you haven't lost your confusing sense of humor despite the temporary amnesia. Sorry for bursting in. I was just so excited to see you. I feel like I haven't seen you in weeks. I'm more than me either. We saw each other literally forty eight hours ago, hours, days, months, years. What is time for a man in love? You know what? We need? A proper date, something deeply romantic. I'm a little busy today, Raoul, that's that true. I took a peek at your calendar. You are completely free. I have a calendar. No, I can't hold it in any longer. I have a wonderful date, all planned out for us surprise. Oh my god. Really, I've never been on a date. I mean since the temporary amnesia. We're doing something we've never done before, something you couldn't have dream up in your wildest dreams, like like go carts, even wilder. Actually, Raoul, Gloria still isn't feeling good enough to go out on exciting dates? Isn't that very Gloria? Um, she looks perfectly fine to me. Will you give me the pleasure of taking you on an incredibly romantic day of thrilling adventures? My sweet love, Rose okay, yes, all right, I'm in perfect. I'll come pick you up around two. See you then, mimor the icing to my doughnut, the milk for my brazen brand, the glasses on my face, the shoelaces on my perfect shoe. Oh hey, Mariana Carmen, did you forget I exist? You promised we were going to investigate today? Yes, but did you hear what Raoul said? He has a surprise filled with an a quote thrilling adventures. No, what if he takes me to Disney girl? It's overrated. It's a small world. Ain't even small, it's big and they all acree. I don't know what that is. But what if he takes me in a hot air balloon? Those things are pretty days. You hot in an air? You want to be in hot air in a balloon? What about a pony ride at sunset on the beach? You cannot ride ponies as an adult. The most exciting thing we do at the convent was go on a picnic, which is just eating, but outside and with ants. Can I enjoy being Gloria just for today? Alright? Alright, alright fine, but tomorrow we work on our investigation and revenge and sabotage the whole day. Got it? Well, I promise, Oh my god, I wonder what the state is going to be like. I have a good feeling about the ponies, Maria. I hadn't told you seven you cannot ride ponies as an adult. It won't be in my little pony, be my little broke ass pony. So well, Maria del Garmin gets ready for her big day. Luisa is a crosstown with her therapist, doctor Goldberg, planning one of her own. And then he turned over and told me he couldn't because he had a headache. And how did that make you feel? I mean, he's had a headache every night for the last six years, so I wasn't surprised. Honestly, it's fine. I don't care. My life is perfect, right, Luisa, If you really want to reconnect with your husband, maybe you have to try something new. What if you surprise Estevan with something, something unexpected, you know, break up their routine a surprise. I guess I haven't stopped by Estevan's office in quite a while. I could drop in for a quick visit. Sure, even something simple like taking him lunch can shake things up and spark a change, you know, doctor, despite the fact you want a real doctor a psychiatrist as a real doctor, sometimes you do have good ideas, Thank you, Luisa. Oh well, we're out of time, thank God. See you next week. Looks like a Stivan is in for an unpleasant surprise, and Louisa might be too. And give me ten of those suit jackets and oh, one in each color? Yes and quick, I am dropping these off as a sexy surprise for my husband. Yes, missus Calderm, you know we also have times to go with each one. Perfect, I'll take all of them. Ola, Luisa natchal you look so you Hi? What are you doing here? Well, I was on my way to your husband's office and I saw this with the window. I thought I should say Hi, Hi, Hi. Look Louisa, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know you don't like me much, but it's been ten years. Don't you think it's time you and me burry the hatchet? I mean, after all, we're going to be family soon, Mina Nacho. Let me make one thing clear. Gloria maybe marrying your walking cliche of a son, but you and I will never be family. You will never be a little. Let's not pretend that isn't what you're after? Right? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, Luisa, there's no need to be hostile like you and I want the same things. A happy union for our children, a prosperous future for our familiesn't happiest day one, But don't you want to stay one to be happy? Are you suggesting I don't know how to keep my husband happy? No, no, I'm sure you know how to keep him happy. Of course not. Then what are you implying. I'm not implying anything. I'm just trying to be friendly. You're not being friendly. You're a snake, and I'm the only one that sees it. Look I am stay One's best friend. Don't think you're getting away. You know what you think I'm up to. You may have tricks I've never and why you assume the worst of me? I built myself from nothing. There's no from whatever it takes to get what you want. You're impossible like you and your son to take it over this family. Sorry to interrupt this reunion, but miss Calderon, did you want the ties and silk as well? Yes? I said all of the ties got it? Sorry, Luisa, I'm not going anywhere. So I'm just saying both of our lives would be easier if we could just get along. If you want to play this game, natche be my guest. You wouldn't be the first to understand at me. Now, if you'll excuse me, my armes suits are waiting. Don't worry. I'm sure you can find something for yourself in the clearance section. It's in the basement. I need some aloe sick burn. Luisa, will you make your triumphant badass bitch exit. Let's see how Maria del carmin surprise date is going. Jeez, I will slow down. I can't see anything. Well, that's the point of a blindfold of my caramelized lump of sugar. So what's the surprise date? Where are we going? You'll never guess. It's a place you've never been before. Enough with the hot air balloons, enough with those beautiful sunsets, and enough with those relaxing cruise ships to the Caribbean. I wanted to get back to basics, just you and me, So I brought you to a public park. Yay, and then where's the surprise? This is a surprise me more. You've never been to anything public. I don't understand. We're at a public parker like a bark person. What today, we're gonna see how the other half lives really get to know each other outside all the glitz and glam. That's why I planned this poor person date, because I want you to know that I would still love you outside of all the money and the thing. So we're here to just walk and talk in the park and have a picnic in a public park. You have got to stop saying that people are starting to stay over. So there's food. I'm starving? Wait? Was I supposed to bring food? Yes? Can we just buy a picnic here somewhere? Hey, you common person, how much do you want for that picnic? Oh? Stop, you can't just buy someone's picnic. Let's let's just go alone. What a wonderful suggestion, my tender bed kitten. A little solo time with you is exactly what I've been craving. What no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no, I'm I'm not referring to that. Let's go home and you can tell me exactly what you're referring. But oh, I'm not ready to. You know, I've been thinking, and there's something super romantic that I want to do. I think we should wait until we're married. Wait for what? Wait to you know, to say to sex together? Why I read it in a magazine. There are couples who just put a pause on all that a month before getting married to uh increase the anticipation of it. Oh oh um, of course, if that's what you want, you can tell me if you don't like it, or if you want to interrupt right now and say you were kidding, you could get something you know. Um, okay, okay, we will wait. Then you're the bread to my uh my, my sandwich. Yeah, I'm sorry, Manita. I guess today wasn't what you expected. Let's see if luisa surprise turns out better. Thank you, oh, thank you. You know I love you. We are back on with Tea with Tatiana, and I'm your host, Tatiana. Obviously, the rich and famous have lives that everybody envies, but could we also be suffering? I mean, could they be suffering? Tonight's guest is a psychiatrist who has treated some of the most famous, including one of the Calderones. Please welcome doctor old ber My dear, it's a pleasure having such a renowned doctor. I've heard you've treated Julio Iglesia's Ricky Martin, Paulina Rubio, and my boyfriend in another life, Will Smith. That, Diana, I'm afraid I'm not able to review. Oh, the identity of my patients. It's confidential, you see. But it is true that I work with celebrities, and that's why I want to talk about a very serious issue, how fame and social media can damage the emotional psyche. So, since you brought it up, people say they have seen Louisa Calderone coming out of your office. Is that true? Oh? Well, like I said, I can't talk about it now. Coming back to our issue here, doctor, why don't you tell us about the psyche of the probably soon to be first Lady of Miami. Oh that would be unprofessional. Oh my god, just kidding, unless you want to tell us, and then I'm not kidding. Okay, Well tell us about what it's like to treat celebrities. Well that, Diana. It's interesting work. Lots of patients struggle with a lack of confidence. But I do have a patient who is very, very confident. Let's call her patient X. Are you talking about the Louisa Calderone. No, no, no, no, I'm talking about another patient, patient X. So I've been working with Louis with X on finding her happy place. And speaking of happy places, you know which one is mine? My Lincoln aviator GT Oh, tell me more. I like to drive around and practice my daily affirmations. I am an intelligent, powerful and beautiful woman before every session. It's something I already know, but it's nice to be reminded. That's a great tip, doctor. I'm gonna try that. Unfortunately, we are out of time, and remember the only excuse to not post is if you're in a coma. We'll be back with more Calderone scandals on the next team. Satianna. Oh, I'm sorry, Manita. I guess today wasn't what you expected. Let's see if luisa surprise turns out better. You won't believe why I ran into the let's talking more kissing your wife? What are we talking about her? Are you trying to kill the mood? No? Look that that woman has always hated me, and I wonder if she suspects us something. And look, we don't be ridiculous. I've been married to that woman for twenty years and she has never say suspected the clean because I don't think she would believe it if she started with her own to eat. I brought you a surprise. Uh oh, what's that you were saying? Estevan, this is gonna get good popcorn anyone. If you're enjoying Princess of South Beach, please subscribe, rate, and review our show wherever you're listening. The Princess of South Beach is a production of I Heearts, Michael Tura Podcast Network, and Sonaro, Created and directed by Jasmine Romero, written by Jasmine Romero and Joanna Houseman with help from Danielaserkis, Monisa Hendrix and Christian Had produced by Luis, Executive produced by conal Byrne and Gazelle Bances for iHeart by Joanna Houseman and by Jasmine Romero and Joshua Weinstein for Sonaro. 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