Mister Mayor

Published Sep 12, 2023, 7:01 AM

Esteban's first day as mayor goes poorly and he realizes he's in over his head. Raul and Estrella's car breaks down on the road, and Raul is forced to come up with the money to fix it, despite being flat broke after paying Nacho's old debts.

Rincon and contrat me only Kama.

Name as rest three something.

Previously on Princess of South Beach, Astralia has lied to her girlfriend Sarah twice about her road trip to find Gabby, her missing X. Honestly, it's been pretty sad to watch.

Hey.

Stevan is finally starting his dream job as Mayor of Miami and hopefully that comes with a good salary because his ex Luisa is charging him rent for staying at La Casa Rosa.

My baby is ba row.

His credit cards are maxed out.

And meanwhile, Luisa has become close with her new friend Victoria, who seems to have a little history with his stay on somehow, Okay, it is getting so juicy, but not as juicy as what Officer Houseman is about to tell Raoul about the real star of the story.

Me, Raoul, are you sitting down? Please? Sit down? My boss told me I have to make sure people are sitting down before I give them bad news.

I'm sitting down in the car while I'm driving. Does that work? Can please somelling? What's going on now?

Yeah?

You shouldn't be driving. No, you don't drive. I think it's best you pull over.

Just a second. Okay, go ahead.

We found your father's car. We've been doing a lot of sweeps in the Everglades. In his car got dredged, and how do I put this? We found a lot of blood in the trunk.

So that's it. Then he's really good.

Okay, well, okay, we still haven't recovered the body. But no, I don't want to give you any false hope.

So this is a chance he's still alive.

Well, technically, no, I don't. I wouldn't say hope. I wouldn't say I want to keep you home.

I knew and I felt it in my heart. Oh yeah, he's alive. I'm gonna hang on with him. I bet that's not what maybe the next thing?

Can you stop interrupting me? Can you please stop them? Okay, Technically it's an open case. Given the cars location and the nest of alligators nearby, we don't think it's likely he survived. Okay, because even if he did, the gators are not particularly friendly, and there's like six or seven huge ones, and I think there's a momma gator in there, and those bitches.

Can be mean.

I'll bite your arm clean off. The point is it's unlikely we will ever find him. Maybe a piece of him or something like a leg or an arm, but like not his whole body. I'm very sorry. We are going to file his death certificate today.

Do you have any idea who did this?

If I had to guess, I'd say the organized crime, maybe the Russians or could be Cuban spies. There's also a gang of kids on ATVs that have been causing a lot of trouble lately. Oh my god, those scare me the most kids are scary. The point is, uh, we're trying to figure it out.

So basically you don't know.

Yeah, we don't know.

Well, thanks for the.

Update anytime, Raoul, and hey, stay safe out there.

So what was it?

They found my dad's car and there was blood in the trunk?

Oh hey, oh no? And did they uh find anyone else's DNA or like an a corilla now with a fire print on it or it's something like that. I'm just spitballing.

What.

No, they have no leads and they're calling it.

He's officially dead.

Oh what a relief. Do at least have some closure? I mean, well, I'm really sorry. I can drive. Do you need me to drive?

I learned to see through my tears. Oh that's good. I gonna wrete that down.

What I've been doing music therapy since puppy went missing. Helps me process my feelings. I learned you through my te.

Okay, okay, okay, Well, well, well don't worry. Okay, we're gonna find those sons of bitches.

Let's let's just get out of here.

What is going on?

The hindered dead? Why did the engine out to die? The engine did nothing wrong?

Okay, maybe did take a couple of bad lads with the mom, but some on engines.

Hey, get it together. Okay, it's gonna be okay, Okay, you're hugging me, I'm hugging down. Okay, did your Christmas gift? Don't ask me for shit?

Thanks, thanks, sister.

I feel better. Now we should we should check what's going on in the car.

Well, how long has that check engine light been up?

Oh?

That's what that light is.

I thought it was like check you have an engine or systems goal.

I'm gonna give you a pass because your daddy is dead. Looks like there's a gas station off the next exit. We can see what's going on there.

Watch out, estraya little starfish the secret of who killed me won't stay buried forever. And while those two are dealing with engine trouble and Stevan is dealing with.

A mob, shall we say performance anxiety?

We should you got this?

You got this, you this, You got this, you got this, you got this? Hello, good morning? Why is my voice a high?

Mmm?

Hello? All?

Good morning. It's great to be here. Hello, good morning, great to be here. Yes, I am the mayor. I am the mayor.

Oh, Mayor Calderon, the council is waiting for you.

Oh, okay, thank you, thank you. You can do this.

You can do this.

Jeez, I am the mayor. I sound like a robot. Okay, not you believed in you don't let him down now.

Mayor Calderon, might I say you were looking fantastic for day number one?

All right, let's go.

What was your name again?

Hell Oggs, sir, callog like the cereal.

It's a family name.

Sir.

Wait, why are you here?

I was assigned to be chief of staff while you were indisposed.

Sir, But you're a child.

I'm twenty six, sir, or, as my mother still likes to say, three hundred and twelve months.

Right, I'll have to look into that. Where am I going.

We're meeting with the city council. They want to hear your picks for deputy mayor is a deputy and review the Transportation Department's new proposal. Sure, and get you to sign off on a new city ordinance.

That seems like booth lot. I just got here.

You were supposed to assign the deputy mayor this morning, but you are five hours late, which is bad here in Miami, but great if you're an Iceland.

They didn't tell me there was a specific time I had to be here. You can't expect the Cuban to show up on time. Don't I get to decide when my day starts? I am the mayor?

Well, the previous mayor generally started the day at eight am every day, well not on weekends, but yes, generally eight am.

Oh okay, well that's that's not gonna work with me because my mornings are sacred.

Correctly, why if I may suggest sir ah?

I don't need suggestions from an intern. Okay, why is this door not opening? I'm pulling so damn hard? Can we call make that it's right?

It's just a push door.

Yes, well I knew.

That Mayor Calderon. Nice of you to finally show.

Up, Councilwoman Cunningham, My apologies, there was a small mix up with a schedule.

What was there a backup on the golf course?

Yes, oh you do.

I was stuck on the links forever. Some people should just stick to the putt put right.

I was joking, mister Calderon. It's one pm. We've been waiting for you for hours. Look, I know you're used to a certain lifestyle, but here at City Hall we actually work for a living. I would have thought you'd had learned some work ethic while you were on the chain gang.

They don't even have chain gangs anymore.

Okay, now we can just get down to business.

We need your sign off on the new highway that the DOT has proposed.

Ah, sure, okay, I don't see the problem with.

That is.

Actually there's a huge problem, mister Mayor, I'm counselman.

Better is that highway would run right through my district. We would have to tear down a school and displace in dozens of families.

Okay, then no highway.

Well, then how do you propose we fix the traffic problems on ninety five my district? Runs along the highway route. Constituents are fed up. The pollution from the idling cars is causing asthma in children.

Okay, then new highway it is. And how do you propose we pay for.

This new highway?

Well?

How much could it be?

The budget report puts the late assessment at three hundred sir thousand, that million.

Through.

No, I guess that's what income taxes are for it?

This god pie, there's no state income tax in Florida called therone.

Don't you know anything?

Ah?

Yeah, your life cored. I'm was testing you. Hey, good work, benef you know.

I think I know exactly how to solve this problem. I just I need to grab my briefcase. I'm just going to pop into my office quickly I can grab it. Sir, No, no, no, thank you, Kellogg, Kellogg, you just stay here and I'll be right back.

It's a pulled door.

Mister Calderone, mister Calroone, where are you going?

You just breathe? Why do they always make this girl?

So?

You see?

I thought I thought it would be kissing babies.

I'm opening a grocery stores. Oh not sure you know what to do? The hypervent. I can't breathe e out, en out like that guy showed you that could be good?

What can I say? I wasn't appreciated in my time. Now, let's switch from political troubles the car troubles.

And kay, yep, she's dead.

Looks like you're out of oil too, And the muffler is busted. And I don't like the look of that spark plug neither.

No.

Oh can you fix it?

Oh?

Sure I can fix it, but it ain't gonna be cheap. Oh yeah, and this little puppy's gonna take all day.

Great, just great, another day wasted. Well, at least we got the bill covered, Am I right?

Rol?

Yeah, totally, I totally got this. Why don't wait, gentlemen, go to a business and leave this gentle lady to freshen up?

Ky, why are you trying to sound like Christy?

I'm just parting to be polite to come membese Chipple wrists anymore.

Whatever, I'm gonna get some snacks. Oh, looks say there's a county there nearby, so we could check that out while we're here.

At least.

Yeah that sounds good. So what's the damage? How much are we talking?

All right, let's see here between parts and labor, we're looking at least three grand here three grand?

Is there like a legway plan or some financing you can do?

Oh?

Sorry, no cashi, no fix.

See Uh okay, fine, I just I need to make a phone call.

Sure thing.

You holler at me when you've got the money, and I'll start working real quick.

Okay, I don't know what to do. Hey, Raoul, how's it going?

Hi?

I'm doing okay, listen right now. It's not as a great time. It's not a very good time for me. Sorry.

I know it's a bit out of the blue, you know, but I don't. You had said to call if I ever needed anything, come.

To the call.

I need something, but it's not big deal. But my puppy was actually a lot of I know, like a lot. So if you could help, I'm on the road trip right now. My car broke down. Going you and I you know, I keep preaching out of my pockets, but nothing's coming out. You know what that's like? Probably not because you're you're rich, right, You're rich, and help me.

Look, Raoul, really, I DELI.

I'd love to help you, but I am actually I'm I'm having some money troubles on my own, and I can.

You're the richest man in Florida.

Yeah, I know, and I want to get into that.

And you said if I needed anything.

I meant it more on the you know, emotional thing.

I would have Lisa, but she already told me she won't know me in more money.

I'm broke. I'm broke, Raoul, Okay, I'm broke. Louisa took everything.

I would love to help you, miho, but I literally don't know how I'm going to pay rent this month.

And I mister Mayor, what.

The counsel is waiting for you? And they need the answer on the budget.

I'm really really sorry. I have got to go.

Hey, wait, wait, may I come in, sir?

Yes, go ahead.

Her stays are hard.

They he's just it's not I wasn't expecting this.

Yeah, Mayor sounds like a sexy job, but it's really just running a kindergarten full of angry middle aged raccoons.

I don't know what to do.

If I may offer a suggestion, sir says, and go for it. Well, I do know someone you might want to ask for help, but you probably won't like who it is.

At this point I'll take all the help I can get.

I'll make the call.

Turns out mayor isn't the glamorous job we thought it would be. I wonder if a stey one will get the help he's looking for anyone. Meanwhile, let's see how Raoul works out his money problemstup cup.

Hey, Hey, how's it going.

This is Santana. You uh you beat me up last year?

Can you be more specific?

You were playing Uno in a Chinese restaurant. You told me you were gonna feed my neck to the crocodiles. No, my dad's Nacho Santana.

Nacho Santa joo roo.

Yeah, I remember you played all over my sweet jacket. That was my favorite jacket. You know, my Anthony Rosario, she gave me that jacket. I loved that thing and it was destroyed. The dry cleaner had a hell of a time getting that out. Oh man, But you know it's okay, it's okay.

I'm dealing with it.

Oh yeah, yeah, Oh, I'm so sorry about that. Just send me the bill. So, uh, how you been well?

You know, I can't complain to him my stuff, you know how it is. I hope you're not still mad about the beating you know, how was she doing my job?

No?

No, no, no, of course not. Okay, I get it.

It must be tough, you know, being a mom guy and punching here it is.

You know, we don't get holidays off. We're always on call all hours of the night. You never know when you're gonna have to beat somebody up. And we don't get benefits. Huh. You know how hard it is to find a doctor without insurance. I can't get braces for my kids.

Oh man, you should really consider unionizing.

Unionizing. Hey, that's not a bad idea. Look at you, normal, Ray.

I always thought you were, you know, a real smarty When I was beating you up there, it was just something about you, you know, bighead.

But enough about me. Yeah, what's up with you?

Well?

Actually I was wondering if maybe you could, you know, help me out with some cash.

Oh man, I knew it. Now people only ever call me when they need money. I thought we were gonna be friends.

No, no, no, no, no, we are. This is a friend call the cash is I could have done that next week.

I'm just too mad about the beauty.

No, no, you.

Know what, I learned a lot, you know, I learned a lot.

I learned that.

You know, my my bones grew back stronger than the doctor said, so you know I'm stronger now.

Thank you.

Actually this calls about saying thank you. The money is just you know, not even.

Important than it, because I got over the jacket on.

All right.

Man, you have no idea how hard it is to make.

Friends when you're in the mom Everyone is always pretending to be a friend because they need something from you. I'm glad you called, you know, no, I felt the connection with you. I thought we had a lot in common.

Yeah, you know, I can punch. I could really use a friend too, And but I do need some money though.

All right, I'll help me out after all. All friends, thank you. That's where we are, right.

Yep, ye, best friends.

Oh that's what I like to hear. All right, So how much you need? Um?

Three thousand dollars? Three grand?

You know I have two dollars, So if you got two nine and ninety eight, that would work.

That's that's it. I tellt you. We gonna ask for like twenty thirty d You sure all you want is three grand? Yes? Yes, yes, Oh man, you're a cheap friend. I like that.

Your meal raul me heto, did you learn nothing from my untimely demise?

Don't borrow money from the mob?

I mean, look at me.

I guess my death wasn't actually mob related, but still didn't need to brand the jiggo.

Damn, what took you so long?

I just have to move some money around in my accounts, liquidate some funds. I took care of things with the mechanic. But we're gonna have to kill a couple hours. So you wanna hit the county Fair. Maybe they'll have funnel cakes.

Yeah, I mean, what else.

Are we gonna do?

Hey, isn't that the same neon green car we star at the motel?

Oh my god?

Oh you're so freaking paranoid. Priuses are really common cars. And even if someone in the prius was following us, what are they gonna do? Make me vote for Joe Biden? Feed me on organic beach, Come on, let's go. I want to get a corn dot, but no sharing, and don't look at me while I'm eating a dog. I don't like putting peenis shape things in.

My mouth while I'm in the looked in.

Of course my house. Okay, break and we got.

At World.

Oh my god, it is here. Come on, Larry, we gotta go coup the corner.

Hof Jesus, is this what it's like when you leave Miami?

Lighten up?

Have you ever been to a county fair before?

It's fun?

I don't like anymore. There's too many white people gathered in one place. It feels like the sequel.

To get out. They have a carnival, let's go it.

They not be any clowns. I do not play with clown rabul Look at me. I will not hesitate to knock a clown out.

You always need to feel so safe.

I love that about you.

What come over here? Look into my crystal bowl and tell me what you see?

Mm hmmmm m. Don't go over there.

Oh a fortune teller. I gotta go here.

I see swirling clowns and a handsome man with plusses.

That's your reflection, dummy. Oh come on, let's go. Fortune tellers are a scam.

Are you afraid to know what the stars hold for you? I can see pain behind those.

She knows your name, stars, and she knows about Gabby.

How much for a reading? The first reading is free. After that we can talk about the rest. Come there is something the universe wants you to hear STIs are you coming?

M I don't play with demons, and she feel demon adjacent. I'll be at the ring.

Toss suit yourself, sit down.

And lay your palm's face up. I'm nervous. Oh, the Five of Cups. You received some unfortunate news today, I did. Oh.

Oh the Emperor an important man in your life.

Oh oh, yes, that's my father.

This spirit is near. Oh my puppy, someone took him from you. Someone close? What justice?

Yes, the person responsible for your father's fate.

They are near.

Ahyo, meo mijito.

If you only knew, they're even closer than you think.

The Princess of South Each Season two was produced by Sonoro in partnership with Iheart'smichael Tura Network. Created and directed by Jasmine Romero, Written by Jasmine Romero with help from Nissa hen Rice, Produced by Luisa Duardo Castillo, Executive produced by Jasmine Romero. Executive produced by conaal Byrne and Jessell Bansas for iHeart and Camilla Victoriano and Josha Weinstein for Sonoro. Performances and episode by Danny Pino, Joanna Hausman, Andy Bustillo, Ex Mayo, Rauni, Sparsa, Mike Cabela, Doren Hamilton, Ryan Perees, Macco Losano, Alfred Do, Narciso, Wendel Johnson, Kelsey Gunn and Joseph Limos. Our production manager is kennsa Childis. Recording engineering and sound design by lu Nidigoyan and Jan Diaz with help from Cassandra Dinajerro and Andres Baena. Casting and coordination by Kennca chairis Angley Martinez, Alex Gonzalez and Andres Chaidis theme song and original music by Rodrigo Garcia. Rolis theme song performed by Jafet Samajoa and Carol Belasco. Voices recorded at the Invisible Studios in Los Angeles, the Relic Room in New York, and the Hollowood Halls in Portland, with engineering by Charles Carroll, David Wilson, Neil Wagenson, Some Bear, Brett Tubin and Justin Phelps. With special thanks to Geronimovire

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