I created this series because I felt like yelling at the world after giving birth to my son. After what felt like ten thousand weeks of pregnancy, almost a month of pre-labour, hours upon (f-word) hours of active labour and two minutes of pushing- I had my new human and I was ready to go home six hours later. Except that I wasn’t ready at all. I was still trying to mentally comprehend the fact that a human had just exited my body.  

Birth is a lot of things and there are so many variables. This season taught me so much, not just about birth but also about life in general. In this episode I (and a bunch of you legends) discuss what we learnt during this season.  

<p>I created this series because I felt like yelling at the world after giving birth to my son. After what felt like ten thousand weeks of pregnancy, almost a month of pre-labour, hours upon (f-word) hours of active labour and two minutes of pushing- I had my new human and I was ready to go home six hours later. Except that I wasn&rsquo;t ready at all. I was still trying to mentally comprehend the fact that a human had just exited my body. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Birth is a lot of things and there are so many variables. This season taught me so much, not just about birth but also about life in general. In this episode I (and a bunch of you legends) discuss what we learnt during this season. &nbsp;</p>

Mikki (or Mikaela to her Grandparents and maybe three other people) is a wildly famous writer. She travels the world with nothing but her 4b pencil (she's a commitment-phobe) and a pair of Havaianas. She writes inspiring poetry on the walls of famous streets, spreading her message of why you should never mix peppermint with genitals. 

She's also lying to you.

In reality she spends her time telling her one year old to "Stop being an asshole just because you have nice eyebrows". Sometimes Mikki talks about her feelings. Mostly she just swears and gives unsolicited advice. Either way nobody asked her anything and yet here she is with her own podcast.

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