I got my sister in law to interview me... We spent most of the time laughing about how much of a loser I was at school and wondering how I wasn’t bullied mercilessly. But we also covered things like…
My drunk alter-ego (Spoiler: She slut-drops)
Whether or not I’ve ever dipped my toes in the lady pool (See: Drunk alter-ego)
Why I grew up in a family of five girls and zero boys (bar one gay-as-Christmas dog)
What happened to my missing fallopian tube (this is the kind of goss old school friends would LOVE)
Whether I had any infertility issues (Spoiler: Yes)
How I met Chris (No, it was not love at first swipe)

This episode had me in tears of laughter and I absolutely weed myself a little bit at some point. So download it now, have a listen, have a laugh, have a little wee and get excited for the goss of the century! (Ha! Mikaela, you’re not Beyoncé. Sit down).

I got my sister in law to interview me...&nbsp;We spent most of the time laughing about how much of a loser I was at school and wondering how I wasn&rsquo;t bullied mercilessly. But we also covered things like&hellip;
<ul>
<li>My drunk alter-ego (Spoiler: She slut-drops)</li>
<li>Whether or not I&rsquo;ve ever dipped my toes in the lady pool (See: Drunk alter-ego)</li>
<li>Why I grew up in a family of five girls and zero boys (bar one gay-as-Christmas dog)</li>
<li>What happened to my missing fallopian tube (this is the kind of goss old school friends would LOVE)</li>
<li>Whether I had any infertility issues (Spoiler: Yes)</li>
<li>How I met Chris (No, it was not love at first swipe)</li>
</ul>
This episode had me in tears of laughter and I absolutely weed myself a little bit at some point. So download it now, have a listen, have a laugh, have a little wee and get excited for the goss of the century! (Ha! Mikaela, you&rsquo;re not Beyonc&eacute;. Sit down).

Mikki (or Mikaela to her Grandparents and maybe three other people) is a wildly famous writer. She travels the world with nothing but her 4b pencil (she's a commitment-phobe) and a pair of Havaianas. She writes inspiring poetry on the walls of famous streets, spreading her message of why you should never mix peppermint with genitals. 

She's also lying to you.

In reality she spends her time telling her one year old to "Stop being an asshole just because you have nice eyebrows". Sometimes Mikki talks about her feelings. Mostly she just swears and gives unsolicited advice. Either way nobody asked her anything and yet here she is with her own podcast.

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