You know what a conservative is? If you listen to Peter, you know. If you forgot I'll tell you. 

A conservative is a liberal who got mugged. 

Now that everybody's getting mugged in these times, it's time to switch parties or at least support the guys who will protect you. Defund the police? How about give them incentives to not be a corrupt force. How many pointless government jobs do we have in this nation? Let's put them to work checking in on our boys in blue and making sure they're doing the right thing. 

Nixon > Trump