From Mark Twain's bizarre hatred of Jane Austen, to the heated argument that launched two great grocery stores, to the strange prank that ended two comedians' legendary partnership, this episode, Mango and super-producer Mary go looking for historical beef and find plenty of sizzle!
You're listening to Part Time Genius, the production of Kaleidoscope and iHeartRadio. Guess what, Mary, what's that mango? Did you know that Mark Twain absolutely hated Jane Austen?
Huh?
Let me guess he thought Elizabeth Bennett would have ditched mister Darcy and gone rafting down the Thames.
I mean, that would have been an amazing book. But no, he just thought Austin was a terrible writer. He wants to hold a friend. Quote. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice, I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin bone.
Oh my god, I know, right, yikes. But wait a minute, Wait a minute. He read it multiple times, this book that he hated so much.
I guess Mark Twain invented hate reading. I mean, it's one of his lesser known accomplishments. But it got me thinking about other crazy feuds. And then I realized, Twain versus Austin isn't actually a feud at all.
What do you mean?
So? According to the Day Dictionary, a feud is quote a mutual enmity or quarrel that is often prolonged and Jane Austen died years before Mark Twain was born, so there was nothing mutual about it. He was just being snarky after her death.
Huh.
So rule number one a feuding make sure your opponent is still alive.
I mean, it is a good rule. But we've got some actual feuds to talk about on today's episode, and some of them are pretty wild. So let's get started. Hey, their podcast listeners, welcome to Part Time Genius. I'm mongas Shittigula, and today I'm joined by my producer extraordinary Mary Philip Sandy. And over there behind that soundproof glass sticking pins through photos of his enemies, and he sure has a lot of enemies. That's our producer, Dylan Fagan. I gotta say, I did not expect Dylan to have beef with the great character actor Judy Greer.
Yeah, or Olympic figure skater Brian Boyce. Out what what is happening?
Oh he's holding off a sign now it says Brian and Judy know what they did? Good?
Ah, Okay, well it sort of makes sense now, I guess, but I am curious.
You know, today's episode is all about feuds. Have you ever had a feud of any sort?
I had a feud in first grade, and it was very serious and should we bleep his name?
His name was Kenny lives in Still we can bleep that, we can bleep that.
There was a competition to read books, and there were paper ice cream cones put on the walls of the classroom and every time you read a book, you had a scoop out of your ice cream cone. Whoever had the highest scoop at the end of the year was going to get a prize. Kevin was reading little kid books I'm talking bored books, and he was racking. I was reading chapter books in first grade. I was reading Little House on the Prairie. It's longer, it takes more time. And I went to my first grade teacher, Missus Davis, if you're listening, and I said, this isn't fair, and she said, a book is a book and sat there and laughed.
You know what I noticed. Yeah, we didn't have to beat missus Davis's name out.
She's dead.
Oh no, well, miss David, Yes, I carry a grudge about that to this day. I learned an important lesson at age seven in first grade, and.
That's that life is very unfair. Yeah about you? How about you?
I mean, you know that scene I don't know if you've seen it, but in the Bulls documentary where Michael Jordan makes up that feud with someone and he's like, and I took that personally, like it's an event that never takes place. He makes it up in his mind, so he plays better. I feel like I have a lot of feuds with people don't know they're in fuds with me. Huh, Okay, not a lot, but like when we started Mental Flaws, there was another magazine that was so much shinier and so much prettier and so much better made, and we had this like rivalry with them, but it was so one sided and they never knew about us, and so like, I feel like that type of thing happened.
A well, maybe they're kicking themselves now looking back on it.
Yeah, you know maybe. Anyway, let's talk about some real feuds.
Let's talk about some.
Real feuds that don't involve magazines or you know, cheating seven year olds. Okay, well, here's a ninety four year old literary feud that is still being debated today, and it involves the authors Langston Hughes and Zora Neil Hurston. So they met in New York during the Harlem Renaissance, and they became close friends and really great supporters of each other's work, which I think is probably the opposite of a feud, right yeah, yeah, that was actually a beautiful friendship.
Is the technical death of what that was.
But it all began to fall apart in nineteen thirty when they tried to write a play together. So it was a comedy ostensibly based on one of Hurston's unpublished short stories called The Bone of Contention Foreshadowing, which in turn was based on a folk tale that she had heard in her Florida hometown. And then here's where things get murky. Hughes thought they would finish the play together, but while she was away on a trip, Hurston rewrote the script herself. She titled it Mule Bone and submitted it for copyright registration in her name only. She also sent her draft to the author Carl van Vechten, who turned around and sent it to the Theater Guild, which was an organization that produced plays on Broadway, including many by well known authors at the time.
And so did herson know he was going to do this like submit it to this group?
No, No, she had no idea he was going to share it with anyone, But now all of a sudden it's out there and people are talking about this play and Langston Hughes is like, wait, what I mean?
I'm sure he said it more more eloquently than that, because he's Likenston used that was.
The gist of it, right, And at first he said he was just disappointed that the collaboration didn't continue. But apparently he had stronger feelings than that, because next thing you know, he has combined Hurston's second act of the play with his versions of the first and the third acts. And then he sent that whole thing off to the copyright office again, this time with both of their names on the cover.
So there are two versions of the same play now, like both copyright.
Now, Yeah, exactly exactly, And then he hired a lawyer and started commanding credit and royalty. Sure, and Hurston pointed out that the story was her idea in the first place, and Hughes hadn't participated in the rewrite that she had done herself. She also added that he'd borrowed some of her ideas for his novel Not Without Laughter, and she hadn't been going around demanding credit.
And you know, looking back on.
It, some people today read this as Hurston being selfish or petty. But if you look at the context and you look at it another way, what she was doing was fighting for control of her work, and that was the struggle she knew all too well.
During her career.
She had this wealthy white patron named Charlotte Osgood Mason who gave her a lot of money, but it came with a lot of strings attached. She owned a lot of the work that she did. And this guy, Carl van Vechten, he gave her play draft to producers without even asking if it was okay to do that. So maybe this question of authorship was just kind of the final straw.
Yeah, that makes sense. But did the two of them ever work it out? Like, did they conference?
Nope? That was the end of it.
The hol debacle ended their friendship, and many years later, in the eighties, Henry Lewis Gates dug out the different versions of Mulebone and combined them into a production script, and the play made its debut in New York in nineteen ninety one.
Huh, I feel like I've never heard of this was any good?
Not really it.
Got very mixed reviews, and basically critics felt that this Franken script didn't accurately reflect either Hurston or Hughes's real talent.
That is a shame.
What is it?
A camel?
Is a horse made by committee or something? Yeah, I feel like maybe this is the camel of their play.
Yeah, something like that. But you know, the way I see it, this story behind the play is the most compelling drama of all. So I am hoping that someday someone will turn that into a play and we can see it on Broadway.
Someday.
I'm into it. Well, I've got another story of a friendship gone wrong. This one takes us all the way back to eighteenth century Europe and involves Jean Jacques Rousseau, who is a philosopher from Geneva and wrote several popular novels, but his radical views actually got him in trouble. For one thing, he believed that all religions are equal, and the Church obviously considered this heresy at the time, so he was condemned by Genevan authorities and by many people he'd consider friends. In fact, he actually had to skip down to avoid being arrested.
So it was like the Enlightenment version of getting canceled.
Yeah, I mean, cancel culture was so much worse back then. Meanwhile, the Scottish philosopher David Hume heard about Rousseau's struggles and he could actually relate. Hume was a religious skeptic and the Catholic Church had banned his books, but unlike Rousseau, he wasn't ostracized by his establishment friends. So Hume decided to use his connections to help Russeau relocate to England. He actually convinced King George the Third to provide a pension for him. He arranged lodgings and even met him in Paris to travel to the UK, and at first Rousseau was pretty grateful. I mean he settled in a house in Staffordshire where he seemed, you know, pretty happy, And that could have been the end of it, except two things happen. So one Russeau has a notoriously bad temper and two there's an ill advised prank letter that gets into play.
A prank letter.
I did not see that coming. What happened. So this letter began circulating in the British press. It was ostensibly a message from Frederick to the Great, the King of Prussia, and it offered Rousseau safe haven. But the whole thing was just poking fun at the controversies. One of the lines went quote, it is high time to grow prudent and happy. You've made yourself sufficiently talked of for singularities little becoming a truly great man.
The King of Prussia wrote that.
No, it was the English writer Horace Walpole, and he was trying to be funny. Rousseau was furious by this, but he also knew that Walpole and Hume were friends, so he started with the accusations right now. Hume denied knowing anything about this, but Rousseau was convinced he was involved, and he got so mad he even refused to accept the royal pension that Hume had arranged for him, which you know, feels insane to me, but I guess he was a man of principle anyway. After exchanging these scathing letters, Rousseau accused Hume of plotting to destroy him.
That sounds a bit paranoid.
Yeah, but remember he'd spent all those years being persecuted, so I guess it'd become kind of had it by this point to be that paranoid, but eventually Rousseau writes a letter that's so angry Hume starts to think he's really gone over the edge. His friends advise him to let it go, but he ignores them, and in October seventeen seventy six, less than a year after their friendship had begun, Hume publishes his account of the conflict, including the letters, and it becomes this giant he said, he said scandal, with rumors flying about who knew what and who said what, and in the end Rousseau actually leaves England and he and Hume never speak again.
Wow.
Wow.
You know, when I think of eighteenth century philosopher's juicy, drama is not the first thing that comes to mind. But I guess I've been wrong this whole time. Well, from drama to comedy, although this comedy also involves drama. Did you know that Abbott and Costello had an off stage feud?
So the main thing I knew about abd and Costello other than the Who's on first routine is that Leu Costello was a kleptomaniac, really, and I remember this from an old mental article, that he used to steal so much furniture and so many props from sets that people used to claim his house was furnished in early Universal as in Universal Studios. But I knew they weren't exactly the best of friends.
But tell me about this few Okay, So during their heyday in the nineteen forties, Abbot and Costello they were the most popular comedians in the country, in the highest paid, too. But their act began as an accident. Luke Costello had another partner who didn't show up for a performance one night. So but Abbot stepped in to play the straight man for him, and that's it.
The rest is history.
Abbot was actually considered one of the best straight men of all time, and so for a while he took sixty percent of the duo's earnings. Eventually, Costello demanded more, and there's even a rumor that he tried to get the order of their names reversed in the credits of movies.
That's amazing. First of all, it's amazing that like a straight man could demand more money. You know, you don't expect that. But also, Costello and Abbot just sounds wrong.
Yeah, that's why no one changed it.
I think if it had sounded right, we'd have heard about it, but as their fame grew, their differences just became more and more apparent. Abbot was kind of easy going, he enjoyed the finer things in life. Costello was more uptight and anxious. He sometimes worried that Abbot hadn't done enough to prepare when they were rehearsing new material. And it all came to a head in nineteen forty five, but not because of anything showbiz related. Apparently, Costello fired his maid and Abbot hired her. So I'm waiting for a punchline yet, No, no, there isn't one.
That's all it was. I mean, believe me.
I tried to find out if there's anything else, but I think that's all it is. They just had an argument about a maid, and for some reason they couldn't get past it. And they were about to start a run at the Roxy here in New York, so Costello tried to rebook himself as a solo act. Abbot gets wind of this and shows up at the theater. So the shows go on as planned, but they only speak to each other when they're on stage. The tension continued into the fifties as their popularity declined, and in nineteen fifty seven, they split up for real. Costello said later that they had just gotten tired of the act doing the same thing, but there may have been more to it. Legendary film star Errol Flynn wrote in his memoir that he had invited Abbot, Costello and their families to his house for dinner, very nice. Afterwards, he offered to show them a whole movie, but instead of vacation scenes, the real ended up being a blue film like pornography. Yes, just imagine Abbott Costello, their families unstar Errol Flynn with surprise pornography. So everyone is horrified. Everyone is like, what is going on? Errol Flynn pretended he didn't know what happened? How did that get there? And so Abin and Costello ended up blaming each other for the prank, the first the maid thing and then the poor Yeah he was the old one. Two made.
Such a weird way to end a business partnership.
Yeah, and it's not even a very creative prank if you think about it.
Well, speaking of creativity, you know what it is creative is painting your rival space into a famous fresco.
That actually sounds more like a compliment to me.
Yeah, I mean, I guess it could be, but when it came to Michelangelo and Rafael and obligatory note here for our listeners, I am not referring to the Ninja turtles.
Okay, okay, okay, so the actual not teenage Renaissance artists.
Okay, So yeah, no martial arts here. Now. Michlangelo was a legend in his own time, but he was not an easygoing guy. He actually had these intense rivalries with many other artists, including Leonardo da Vinci, and he was known for being difficult and ill tempered. But Rafael, who was nearly a decade younger, really really got under his skin. So in fifteen oh eight, Pope Julius the Second chose Rafael to paint a fresco in his private library. And not only was Michelangelo offended that he didn't get the gig, he then had to hear everyone praising Rafael's work, and there were some people who said Rafael was the better artist, even though they knew Michelangelo was one of his biggest influences. So, according to one biographer, Michlangelo lashed out, making the younger man quote bear the brunt of his unrelenting envy, contempt, and anger.
So how did Raphael take this?
Not lying down? So, in one of his frescoes for Pope Julius, Rafael painted Michelangelo's face onto the body of Heraclitis, an ancient Greek philosopher who he depicted in a gathering with Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato.
That still sounds like a compliment, though.
Except hera Clitis was widely known as a bitter and arrogant misanthrowt.
Okay okay, okay, I get it now.
But it turns out this was a real two way feud. So Raphael snuck into the Cystinine Chapel before Michelangelo finished the famous ceilings so he could see what his rival was up to. And it said that the muscular figures of God and Adam inspired Rafael to actually beef up his own subjects. And the conflict grew as Rafael won more and more commissions. And unlike Michelangelo, he was just well liked and social. He's really good at old timey schmoozing with patrons and important people in the clergy. And in fifteen fifteen, just a few years after Michelangelo finished the Sistine frescoes. Rafael was actually asked to design elaborate tapestries for the chapel's walls. Now, some of them have since been damaged or loss, but back then the complete tapestries, which were woven with real gold and silver thread, were probably the most eye catching art in the Cistine Chapel, not the ceiling. Wow is actually hard to imagine, right, but it is true anyway. It's safe to assume the feud would have continued if Rafael hadn't died suddenly in fifteen twenty. Of course, Michelangelo was not one to let things go, and he summed up Rafael's life by writing, quote, what he had of art he had for me?
Wow? Way to get the last word in.
Well, that's actually the perfect lead into our next feud between the famous author Edgar Allan Poe and the much less famous editor Rufus Griswold.
Which one of them? Have you heard of?
The first?
Okay?
So they met in eighteen forty one, and apparently they never really liked each other very much. Griswold, who came from a religious New England family, looked down on Poe as an immoral social climber whose talent didn't match his reputation, and although he occasionally complimented his work, Poe thought Griswold was just way too full of himself, which he kind of was. But they kept up a polite appearance. They moved in the same circles. They could be nice if they had to, and Griswold even included some of Poe's work in an anthology he published called The Poets and Poetry of America. So Griswold was really into this idea of defining a national literature, and of course he felt he was the best person to do that. But Poe was unimpressed, asking a friend, quote, have you seen Griswold's book of poetry? It is a most outrageous humbug.
So there's only one problem here, right, Like, this is the anthology that Poe himself is in.
Yeah, but he just disagreed with Griswold's other editorial choices. And weirdly, despite knowing this, Griswald paid Poe to write a review of the anthology, and then, perhaps because there was money involved, Poe's review was a lot less harsh than his private comments about the book, but a few months later, another review of the anthology appeared in a Philadelphia magazine. This one was anonymous, and in addition to calling Griswold's book quote nonsense, it called Griswold himself a toady who was destined to sink into oblivion.
I love all these old time insults, right, like a humbug tody sink into oblivion. Yeah, and so I leve you guess was this Poe as well? Not exactly. That vicious review turned out to have been written by a guy named Henry B. Hurst, who was one of Poe's friends. Griswold definitely thought Poe was behind it, and in a way it might have been right. Hurst was probably repeating a lot of things that Poe had told him. So does Poe try to patch things up here? No?
He did the opposite.
No.
He went on to criticize Griswold and his anthology at every possible opportunity, Like anytime he was giving a lecture, anything, he was sure to get in how bad Griswold and his taste was. But there may have been a romantic rivalry a play here too.
Let me guess it was at Costello's maid.
No, no, God, that would have been perfect. But no, both men had relationships with a poet named Francis sargent Osgoode, who was separated from her husband.
And I know we said earlier.
That a feud involves two living parties, but this one continued long after Pos's death in eighteen forty nine.
Is that tell me about it?
So, days after Poe died, an obituary appeared in the New York Tribune. It was attributed to someone named Ludwig, but it did not read like a normal, respectful obituary. What it said was, quote, Edgar Allan Poe is dead. He died in Baltimore the day before yesterday. This announcement will startle many, but few will be grieved by it. Oh Griswold, Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pseudonym did not fool anyone. And from that point on, Griswold leaned into his role of the world's number one Edgar Allan Poe hater, and through some backhanded deals with Poe's mother in law, Griswold actually managed to get the rights to some of his work, and he published a posthumous collection in three volumes. He claimed that sales of the books would benefit Pos's family, but he kept the proceeds for himself. No, No, it gets worse. Griswold and included in this collection a wildly inaccurate biography of Poe titled Memoir of the Author, and in it he depicted Poe as a raving lunatic who was hopelessly addicted to drugs and alcohol. Weirdest of all, he included a bunch of forged letters allegedly from Poe to support his own lies. Others who knew Poe crazy, Others who knew Poe tried to defend him in the press, but Griswold's smear campaign was just incredibly effective and wide reaching.
His facts air quote.
About Poe influenced the way people saw him for years, and it wasn't until decades later that other biographers came along and started to correct the record.
That is so funny, you know, I'd always heard that Poe was an alcoholic, and there's this weird story about him that I've seen written in a lot of books, actually about him as a West Point cadet. Have you heard this?
I don't, I mean, listen, he did drink, but no, I don't think so. Tell me about West Point.
So apparently he was really unhappy there, So when the cadets were ordered to show up to a parade in some fancy belts, he showed up in nothing but the belt and Tom got himself kicked out. But you know, now I'm wondering if Griswold actually might have been behind that story as well. Anyway, we are going to transfer from the world of American letters to the world of German grocery stores now, because our next feud begins in Essen, Germany in the nineteen twenties. This is where a working class family called the Albrechts ran a small grocery store. They had two sons, Carl and Theodore, and they stood out from other local shops by keeping prices as low as possible. Now, Carl and Theo were conscripted during World War Two. They were captured early on and survived as prisoners and Allied pow camps. But when they got home they take over the family business. They had no money, and in a post war Germany there were constant food shorges.
Sounds like this was not the best time to go into the grocery business.
Then, yeah, except it kind of was. So the Albrets had no choice but to stock basics like noodles and soap, and they developed a focus on cutting cops. So one of the first things they did was to get rid of counter clerks. Back then, you'd go up to a counter, you tell a clerk what you wanted. They'd go back on the shelves and bring it out to you. But the Albrecks adopted the American self service approach to shopping, and fewer employees meant a lower cost of business, and I guess higher unemployment in the counter clerk demographic, but I guess that wasn't really their concern.
You know, if those self checkout machines had existed back then, I guarantee the Albrech brothers would have been all over.
It, definitely, And thanks to their capitalist savvy, the Allbreck's business takes off right By the nineteen fifties, they owned over a dozen stores. The enterprise continues to grow even though they refused to spend money on advertising, and by nineteen sixty they had hundreds of stores throughout Germany, and they changed the name to ALDI, which is an abbreviation of Albrech Discount or Allbrech Discount. But in nineteen sixty one this grocery empire nearly collapses when the two brothers have a falling out over cigarette. Apparently, THEO thought they should carry them, and Carl said absolutely nine. Wow, So was.
Carl just like way ahead of his time in terms of knowing about the dangers of smoking.
No, he thought that cigarettes would actually attract shoplifters. Okay, this debate actually splits the brothers and the company they had built split apart. But in true Allbrech spirit, let's focus on our own business for a minute and throw to an ad break, and I'll tell you the rest of the story right after. Welcome back to part time Genius, where we're talking about a few of history's most fascinating feuds.
Okay, and before the break, you were telling me about the Albreched brothers and their disagreement about selling cigarettes in their grocery stores.
So okay, what happens, Well, Carl and THEO never come to an agreement, so they split the business in half. Literally like they took a map and drew a line through Germany, using their hometown of Essen as the boundary, and THEO took all the stores north of the line, calling them Aldi Nord and Carl takes the one south of the line, Aldi Sud. From then on they operate completely separately. The brothers developed different logos carry different products, both under the name Aldi, but many believed the cigarettes weren't the only reason for the split. Apparently, THEO was a real micromanager and Carl, on the other hand, was more laid back. He liked to delegate and he enjoyed spending time with his own family.
Yeah, I could see how that would cause friction. But still, I mean they're brothers, right, So did they ever repair the rift?
I mean, they don't end up working together, but they are on friendly terms. There was even a crazy situation in nineteen seventy one where THEO got kidnapped and held for ransom and Carl Yeah, I mean Karl pays millions of Deutsche marks to secure his release. But to this day, Aldia's two separate businesses. Both haves operate in Germany, but elsewhere it's divided by country. So if you live in Italy or the UK, you shop Aldi Sud. In France and Spain, that's Aldi Nord.
Well, not to make everything about America, but what about America.
Well, if you're shopping in an Aldi in the States. Aldi Sud expanded into the US in nineteen seventy six, but not to be outdone, Aldi Nord actually purchased the Trader Joe's chain in nineteen seventy nine to gain its own foothold here. What.
Yeah, I had no idea a German supermarket chain owned Trader Joe's.
Yeah. And it's all because a guy named Carl was worried about shoplifters.
He should have been worried about someone kidnapping his brothers. What he should have been worried about. Well, anyway, that is incredible. Okay, So I want to tell you about a disk track that made history by setting off hip hop's first recorded feud. And it all began in Queens in the early eighties, where a young girl named Chante Gooden heard people rhyming and holding impromptu rap battles. So she started free styling too, and it turned out she was a natural talent. Even as a middle schooler. She was going out and winning battles at local clubs, beating men twice her age.
That's amazing and I can see how that might start some funing.
Well, actually, this feud that I'm talking about began in nineteen eighty four when a Brooklyn hip hop group called UTFO released a single called Hanging Out, which flopped, but the B side was a song called Roxanne Roxanne, and it started getting a lot of radio play. In that song, a woman named Roxanne gives the rappers her number, only to stand them up at the end. So it's kind of a twist. You know, they're not bragging about getting the girl, they're explaining how they didn't. But with their popularity growing, UTFO hottest ticket in town. They agreed to perform at a concert promoted by Mister Magic, who's a famous New York DJ with a radio show called Rap Attack, and coincidentally, Chante Gooden's neighbor, Marlon Williams also worked on Rap Attack and he and mister Magic were counting on this concert to bring in some money. But then at the last minute, UTFO cancel. I don't know. Chante happened to hear Williams bemoaning the situation and just offered to retaliate with the dis track.
They recorded a song together.
Well, at first.
Williams was like, what are you talking about, kid, Just like, let me record a distrack to make off rest situation. This kid comes by, but he changed his mind. He said, you know what, all right, kid, come up to my apartment. We'll record a song, and he played the beat from Roxanne. Roxanne and Chante freestyled over it, absolutely destroying the three members of UTFO. And she did it from the perspective of Roxanne, right, the woman in their song. And Williams, who went by the name Marley Marl, called the song Roxanne's Revenge, and he played the tape on Rap Attack. It was an overnight sensation.
First of all, that sounds so literary, like I'm going to do it from the perspective of Roxanne and also disalterate guy. It's amazing that she just went up there and freestyled it.
Well, she came from the world of rap battles, right, and so she said later quote in battles, I was rhyming for thirty to forty minutes, so four minutes was nothing for me. And this DIY track sent shockwaves through the hip hop community. As Williams put it later, nobody had ever heard a girl rap like that before. So does UTFO answer back to oh, of course, of course, what are you gonna do? Not respond? So one of the members. The rapper Kengl Kid told Billboard magazine years later that their first reaction to Roxane's revenge was, You're not even the girl we were talking about. She doesn't even exist. They just made up this character, right. The problem was that Shante attacked the UTFO members by name, and she does. She calls them out by name, one by one, and as kennggl Kid put it, we do exist. So we took that personally. So they went out and found another female MC to record a response called the Real ro Sand And people just couldn't get enough of this feud. All the songs are climbing the charts and responses start to pour in. It's like every rapper wants to have a say in the Roxane wars. So there are songs like Roxy Parenthesis, Roxanne's Sister, The Parents of roxand and my personal favorite, the final word, no More Roxanne Please, which includes this great line quote, don't you know all the DJs are going insane because they're tired of hearing that same old name.
I love that people have a feud with this feud. So what actually happens to a chante.
Well, she blew up.
I mean she became famous and she started performing under the stage name Roxanne Chante. She even went on tour. Of course, listen, you got to ride it right. You can't let an opportunity like that go. So she even started touring and sharing a bill with UTFO because promoters knew the feud would sell tickets. She and UTFO never spoke backstage, and according to Kangole Kid, there were quote lots of glares and snarls. She went on to release a couple albums in the early nineties, but then her career faded. She went through some really tough times. She survived in an abusive relationship, and there were financial problems caused by managers who she had trusted. I mean, remember she was so young. But in recent years she's been back in the spotlight. She released a few new singles, and she's hosting a serious XM show called Have an Eye Stay. And in just a few weeks she will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award at the twenty twenty five Grammys, alongside Prince and the Clash.
That is amazing and not bad company.
Well deserved, well deserved.
So for our final feud, I want to make sure we get a sports rivalry in here, and there are so many sports feuds it is hard to choose just one, but I decided to go with a feud between Andrea Agassy and Pete Saprez. So I'm sure anyone who's our age really knows. They dominated the men's tennis circuit in the nineteen nineties, and they couldn't have been more different, right. Agasy was flashy and aggressive, both in his playing style and his wardrobe. He pushed the boundaries by wearing neon and acid washed denin schwartz on the court. He also kept his hair in a shaggy mullet that he held back with this bandana.
Hey yeah, no, no, no, I know we all made fashion mistakes in the nineties.
But people obviously loved it. And Pete Sampras meanwhile, had this clean cut image. He stuck to traditionalness whites and played with incredible precision, and while Agaze liked to win by hitting powerful returns from the baseline, Sampress was known for his punishing serve, which earned them the nickname Pistol Pete. Anyway, they played each other for the first time in nineteen ninety and went on to compete thirty four times until they retired in the early two thousands, but while they were active, sports writers described their relationship as a friendly feud based on competition, not on personal grudges. In nineteen ninety five, Sampress told a journalist that's just how Americans perceive sports. He said, quote, I think people like to see contrasts like Magic Johnson and Larry Bird.
That's a very astute comment. But this also doesn't sound like a very exciting feud. It's just sports competition, right.
Yeah, I mean you're right, right, Like when they play each other, it's something to watch. But it wasn't much to it off the courts. That is until two thousand and nine when Agassie publishes his memoir Open, which is one of my favorite books, and in it he had harsh words for Sampress, calling him quote more robotic than parrot. I actually have to read you this other quote because it is so incredible. Quote. I envy Pete's dullness. I wish I could emulate his spectacular lack of inspiration and his peculiar lack of need for inspiration.
Geez, tell what you really think, you know?
So Agassi also called Sampras's stingy relating a story about him tipping a valet a single dollar, and when reporters asked Sampriss about it, he said he wanted to meet with Agasy quote men to men. Now, this doesn't actually happen, and in twenty ten, the feud really blows up. Sampras and Agasy meet for a charity match in California. It's this doubles game. Sapris is paired with Roger Fetter, Agassy with Raphael and Nadal, and the players wear microphone headsets so the crowd can hear their banter. And even though it's just a charity match, Sampriss starts bashing his serves, so Agassi starts teasing him, saying, quote, you always have to get serious, and Sampress yells back, quote, I'll joke around a little bit. I'll imitate you.
Wow.
Whoever decided to put MIC's on these guys was either panicking or cheering in that moment, like they were either super excited or super terrified.
So if you watch the tape, the audience is laughing like they think this is all in great fun. But Sampress starts doing this exaggerated pigeon tooe walk like if you've ever seen an xy walk. He his feet are turned in and he sort of walks that way, and so Aggasi retaliates by pulling out the empty pockets of his pants and whining, I don't have any money. Oh no weight, I've got a dollar.
Was this a roaster a tennis match?
Both apparently, so fetter and a doll are just standing there awkwardly waiting for Sampris to serve. He's kind of chuckling, but you can tell he's mad, and Agassi taunson. So Sampress unleashes his serf, but not to Nadal, who's on the receiving side, but directly at Agassy jumps out of the way just in time.
Oh my god, I know.
And he's got a real bl of a serve right, So this is incredible. Agassie just keeps going. He makes another crack about Sampress and the valet before everyone calms down and finishes the game, which Sampress and Feeder end up winning. But luckily, this feud has a happy ending. So the next day, Agassie tells ESPN that his jokes were quote out of line, and he adds that he had texted Sampras and has to apologize in person. It's not clear if that happened, but a year later they meet again for an exhibition match at Madison Square Garden. Everyone was waiting for another outburst, but they were cordial. They were even joking around together, like actually joking around this time, and super friendly.
I no one got hit with a serf.
Yeah that's right.
Okay, getting hit with a Sampras serve would have been god terrifying.
Yeah, well that's great.
You know what.
I like that story so much.
I would be willing to give you today's trophy, except you're the one who started this whole episode about feuds by telling me about a thing that actually wasn't really a feud.
Well, I had a feeling you might say that, so I came with a backup fact, this one that comes from nineteen eighty six. It's about the author Alice Hoffman, who reviewed Richard Ford's novel The Sportswriter for the New York Times and long story short, she didn't think it was all that great. In response, Ford takes a copy of one of Hoffman's novels into his backyard and shoots a hole in it, and then mails it to her, it became the stuff of literary legend, but Ford shrugged it off, telling the Guardian, well, it's not like I shot her. Oh my god.
Okay, okay, okay.
That is a trophy worthy feud for sure, So congratulations, it is all yours.
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