It's time for your Megsplaining. Today, Mego explains that Equinox's new membership costs $40,000 a year! Jones says that if he were super rich, he would throw the money away on it, but Mego says she would rather use her free gym she is at today. Arcand then discusses what happened to the turn and cough exam at his yearly checkup. The segment derails as Arcand and Jones reminisce on the times when their doctors would touch their junk. You read that right.