Your Daily Horoscopes: January 14, 2024

Published Jan 14, 2025, 4:15 PM
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What's wrong with kiddo?

You just you never say kiddo, like I've never heard you in all the years.

Kiddo, your mom says it.

Mom says it, and she's been saying to me over the weekend, how are you, kiddo?

Yes, your mom says it, so it felt familiar.

But so yeah, I'm not your kiddo, like you're not my Zaddi.

Well you've said it to me before. She has said it.

Actually, yeah, when he shows like a muscle picture or something and you actually do it with inflection, which is very odd.

Yeah, actually inappropriate. Okay, well I.

Know how I feel.

Well, kiddo's not nearly as bad as that.

Yeah, kiddo's just as bad as Saddi.

No, it's not.

It's if you think kiddo's just as bad as that's not as bad at all. But there is a weird it's just he's never said kiddo.

So I just you know who says, kids on the light beata all right kids?

Yeah, you know, bea says and that feels natural.

I feel well.

The reason was the lyric of the song was about to start and I had to get something out fast, and that was that was the quickest thing I could get to because my mom keeps calling me, kiddo.

That's so huge, kiddo, kiddo. By the way, what is a zaddy?

I don't know, like a how can I daddy?

Yeah, but I don't have kids.

You don't have to be you don't have to be an actual daddy.

There's no rules for zaddy. Really.

Yeah, it's a feeling.

It is. Yeah, tell me about the feeling.

They look like they evoke that uh.

Feeling. Turn around and go home. What are we doing?

Come on, have a little fun.

I'm going to do him in a second. Don't rush me.

I'm like trying to.

Get you out of this topic.

No, it's fascinating, fascinating topic. I mean goals. You want to be a zaddy?

Yeah, I think you.

I don't have kids. I want to be an uncle zaddy, Uncle zaddy? That works?

Can you an addie uncle zaddy? Now it doesn't work, doesn't fit. So you wake up this morning you think, well, how's my day gonna go? Is it going to be in just in the gutter or is it going to be up in the sky? What is it going to be? Do you follow your stars? Sign your horoscopes. When it's good, I find more and more people keep asking me what I am.

You're such a Capricorn. You should really lean into it.

I'm gonna get shirts printed. But uh, when I the Capricorn, stop asking?

When I exactly leave me alone. When I say it, it's interesting, I get responses like.

Oh, yeah, because you to make you such a Capricorn?

Yeah, oh what does it mean? Why? All right, let's start with the aries.

The work, the work, with the working. Uh, sign Aries, you're.

Really didn't get that out of air today, guys.

I feel like all of our nervous systems have just been a little bit like on edge or train. Yeah, okay, Aries, your spirituality will come to the forefront. Taurus.

Tap into your inner wisdom and find the treasure within Gemini.

This will be a fruitful period for creative work. Cancer.

Set aside quiet time to dive into your imagination.

Leo, don't underestimate your ability to manifest.

Virgo.

You will inspire and lead others. Libra, you can't help but connect with people.

Scorpio. A powerful conversation with someone close to you can be profoundly healing.

Sagittarius, you are unstoppable.

Capricorn. When you find the right person, they'll want to say yes.

Well obviously, but when do you find the person?

Aquarius, be ready.

To accept support, Mpisces. You don't need to push very hard to get what you want.

Well, that was a great dress.

Rehearsal for the real show maybe later going up in a little bit

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