Because we’re bound by blood pact to have him in every single show we make, we are delighted to welcome actor extraordinaire Peter Coleman to the NBI hot seat! 

No messing about this week. We begin with another one of Florida Man’s legendary exploits, and turn it into a period horror comedy on the high seas where Seth Rogan voices a manatee. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, we turn to a pressing quandary: what do you do when your girlfriend hides and buries your supply of canned beans in the woods? Create a supernatural curse, that’s what you do. 

Plus: A Mowgli situation, a commitment to puns, a reverse Midsommar, giant bean monsters, and the dangers of drinking sea water. 

Today’s Bad Ideas™:

Idea #1

Idea #2

For more of Peter’s work, you can find him at his website, follow him on Twitter, and check out his weekly comedy show, The Brick Wall.