Another week, another chance to contemplate terrible ideas from the comfort of our respective shelter-at-homes!

First, Sarah brings us a tweet about a dubious quarantine garden activity, and we turn it into a feel-good tale of defying limitations - unless you happen to be a landscaper. Then, Gabriel gives us a ticket to the moon - or at least a ticket to a reality show in the making about people who are going to get stuck on the moon.

Plus: crowdsourced legal defense teams, Jeff Bezos’ reaction, just aggressive aggression, Zero-G lifestyles, and the dance plague.

Today’s Bad Idea’s™:

Idea #1

Idea #2