Our apologies for the slight delay on this week's No Bad Ideas, but we think this one's worth the wait. Zach  has secured his NBI hot seat in an exciting new spot and we're all ready to turn to some terrible ideas into okayish pitches! 

We start with Mr. Valenti who has an Am I The Asshole post that separates the cats from the dogs and the healthy relationships from Break Up With Him Already ships. We take it and concoct a (somehow) sillier and more arbitrary conflict that will make or break a relationship. Next, Sarah offers up an instagram ad for a very specialized service and for a very targeted demographic, but we turn it into the next hit CW show about an isolated town in Alaska in want of some spiritual guidance but with plenty of washboard abs. 

Plus: Great Uncle Wildemar, the definition of coquette, the Kristen Bell of today, a lot of forbidden fruit, and a fun couples activity for Tom Holland and Zendaya. 

Today's Bad Ideas™: 
Idea #1 
Idea #2