A smorgasbord awaits this week - having our cakes and eating them too, checking out the Big Apple, and scarfing down a few Dagwood dogs (or pluto pups, or battered savs, or 'death sticks' - are they all the same thing?)
Plus, numerous unresolved questions finally get their answers, such as 'new fangled' and 'rip snorter', and you might be shocked by how long ago the F word was being used.

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