NightcapBest of Nightcap - Shannon Sharpe & Chad Johnson's most entertaining arguments
Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson love to argue, and on today's Best Of Nightcap we run back some of their most heated and entertaining debates, including Ocho pleading with Unc to find a wife, how much a healthy diet matters for an NFL player's production, Unc's private jets vs. Ocho's Spirit Airline flights, who would win between the 1998 Denver Broncos and 2005 Cincinnati Bengals, and several arguments about Ocho's... interesting bedroom habits.
03:40 - Should Unc settle down?
09:27 - The great nutrition debate
25:43 - Best trash talker?
34:18 - Is a dog worth $10,000?
45:07 - Private jet vs. Spirit Airlines
54:00 - Ocho's foot fetish
1:03:11 - Unc's Broncos vs. Ocho's Bengals
1:14:49 - Who'd win a roast battle?
1:18:42 - Could Ocho still put up 1,400 yards?
1:20:52 - Is booty on the menu?
1:29:39 - Cincinnati vs. Atlanta
1:35:30 - Using public restrooms
1:39:35 - Should Unc fly private?
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I give it a couple of more years. I'm gonna be crying in the Bugatti.
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Don't don't got that?
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You know, all right, I'm gonna get a BMW. That's what I'm gonna get. What BMW?
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Hold on, God name, you don't don't play me now. If I had to do it again, my dieting, nutrition wouldn't change the same thing. I when I was in high school and through college. I ate while I was in the NFL. The way I trained you already know still to day, I'm a mad man. I'm a mad man. I gotta be doing something. I got I gotta be moving, I gotta be doing something. And I played a very long time. I had no injuries. I had no injuries. So when when Marvin Lewis appointed a nutritionist to the end to our team, I had no There was no reason for me to break what I was already doing because there was nothing wrong with there was nothing to fix. There was nothing to fix, And I think I was very fortunate. I might be one of the most fortunate NFL players to ever play, to play an entire career and having no injuries outside of a dislocated dislocated pinky, you know, a little a little nick here, a little nick there, but nothing major will would cost me to miss any time. Therefore, when it comes to nutrition and to talk about taking care of your body, it's like, to me, it's just everybody's different. Everybody's body is different, so it's hard for me to compare. I can't say anything about Lebron, I can't say anything about Kalais Campbell or any other players that take care of everybody and having to spend money on it. To me, I think it's a mind thing. It's a mind thing. Up. I trained hard. I getting the cold tub, I getting hot tub. I never got massages. I don't want nobody touching me, don't I never got massages.
And that well, obviously believe you believe the cold tub got had something to do with it, or you wouldn't have got in it.
Oh No, because I just I saw everybody else doing it, so I just wanted to follow what everybody else was doing at TJ.
Okay, I promise you you did that. Okay, you did that once or twice. You did that throughout your career.
Yeah, because T TJ, TJ, Whosh Mazata and Carson Palmer told me you should get in the cold tub. You run yourself ragged. You're running, dude. Listen, let me tell you how I practice this is. I was, I was a I want to say that word. I want to say to our word. I was ridiculous. I did a scout team. I went off, I did kickoff. I used to I used to play the gunner. This is in practice, just to get me in rhythm, getting preparing for a game too. T O's with us in twenty ten. Teo pulled me to the side and said, man, what the hell are you doing? What are you doing? I'm taking all the goddamn snap. I said, this is how I always get ready for Sundays. He said, man, you running yourself ragged. Man, you're gonna be tired when the games come. I say, t this is the way I practiced it, and I'm used to it, so that was one of that was one of the George that having tea there and having to show me how to manage my body and minimize some of the work that I was putting in during the week. But that's all that I knew, and I think that's one of the reasons why I never got hurt. I put my body through the ringer constantly to where you know what. When it was time to play and time to get hit and take those hits, I just get right up and keep on going.
What if you're getting in the hyperbaric chamber? What if you're eating right? Instead of having seven thousand yards, you had fourteen thousand, and instead of having sixty sixty touchdowns, you had ninety.
How how I just told you I never got hurt. I didn't miss any time. So with the widows number them come from Madden.
No, no, maybe instead of and maybe instead of that, maybe you break a tackle. Instead of having a fifteen yard game, you get a thirty yard game.
I never got tackled by the first man man stopping. You saw you saw what I did the raid. Don't don't play me like that.
No, I saw you.
Listen, Noah, but listen. And another thing that I hate people. Oh, I mean healthy. I mean healthy because it's gonna make it gonna help me perform better. No, it's not. No, it's not because how you perform is a skill set. It's a skill set based on how hard you train and what God has blessed you with. And you're putting the two together, not the food saying, Oh, if I eat salad and I eat healthy and I do all this nutrition stuff, all of a sudden, I'm gonna be Jerry Rice. No you're not. No, listen you good, You're not. No, that's it.
But I do I do believe, I mean, I mean, but like you said, it's a mindset you don't believe, see bingo. The fact that you don't believe it is gonna help. It's not gonna help. There's a reason why doctors tell you that that. There's a reason why doctors tell you when you have surgery to keep a positive mind right, right, But because the mind really controls the body. So you're not gonna get the benefits out of it because you're already going in with a negative mindset.
Even if you're not going in with a niggaive mindset, I'm using common God damn sense in logic telling me what I put in my body is gonna help me perform?
Why you so, but you will? I disagree. I disagree. I disagree, God disagree.
Either you're good at your craft or you're not. If you tell me, if you're telling me, or I'm eating salace. That means when I'm when somebody is in front of me playing man and man, oh, I'm gonna be able to get open and create separation.
Because when I put in my body, so you have you know you have a seed, but you have a single. But see, here's the thing. I believe the guy that trains hard has the better nutritional I think that helps. I'm not saying that somebody else.
To what in what area you get on the field. It's based on your skill set. Your skill set. But let me ask you a question.
So why don't they put regular Why they don't put regulated gas in pot performance cards if it didn't make a difference.
With the car? Analogis no, I'm just saying, so what's your body?
What's your body? Is your body not a machine? Yes or no? It's my okay, So why why why you would.
They They got, they got, they got, they got you believing that ninety seven is the healthy ship. That's how they that's how they that's how they fool you into selling their product.
Well, here's the thing to Ojo. What I did is that I tried it for myself. Right See, yes I could have like nah, I said, but let me see and then I saw what it did.
I sell mentally, that's what it did. I saw the changes in my body. I saw the changes when I when I made when I made the switch at ninety three, I said, you know what, I'm gonna bring my own food to work. I'm gonna start eating like this. I'm gonna start training like this. I saw the benefits.
Now, obviously, all these hyperbaric chambers and all this other stuff that came around these physio guys that had these guys, these personal trainers, there's a reason why. There's a reason why.
Ocho oh, that's a money grab man. Can ask your question, how many is you? I played fourteen? You ever been hurt?
Yes?
You had any surgeries? Yeah? You surgeries?
I practiced. Fractured my eye socket, oh yeah, eye socket?
Okay? Yeah?
What else? Broke my collar bone?
What else? Uh?
Had scope on my ankle a couple of times.
Oh your ankle, Oh your knees too. I ain't had nothing wrong with me. Yeah see, I had right there with them pretty boys. I was in the trenches. I was in the trenches, and I played reckless the resume and checked the film you.
Outside the numbers, Bro, I saw you one time. I saw you one time inside the hash and everybody saw high ended.
Listen, what era of football did I play in? A f C North two thousand, Ravens, Steelers, Browns.
Bro they had bro Bro, they had them rule, the incidental figh that bro the rule.
Stop playing man? Why are you playing on the top like that? McDonald's my whole career, no injuries, nothing.
To think about. What you could have been?
I was that. I was him?
What you could have been?
I was? I was him.
If you notice that all the top, if you take all the top end guys, you look at the guys that played Jerry, look at Walter Payton, look at uh Tom Brady, look at Jordan's, look at Kobe, look at Lebron, look at all the high end guys. What did they do?
Let me tell you something. Everybody trying to be like them, You ain't gonna be nawing one of them. No, but what if you could be a better version Jordan A McDonald's. Yeah, I'm saying boat A McDonald's not not. Not. When he was trained for the Olympics, the Olympics, I called Michael. I call Michael right now. I called Michael when I called Mike. Hold on, you want me call him? Don't don't do that, Michael, Jordan ate eight McDonald's talk to me now, oh checking me nuggets o cho.
You could eat anything in moderation and listen.
Why why why do we continue to use the highest of iconic athletes as examples? Is beyond me because nobody is finna be like that?
Is that what you say? Let me ask you a question. Do you take anything? Do you take financial advice from anybody that ain't got money? Yes? No, you listened to the Eli Musk, you the guys that built businesses.
I don't take financial advice from nobody but myself. That's why I still got all my goddamn money. Period. Now listen to me. I did it. I did it with no injury, So you're not gonna tell me the way I did it don't work because it worked because you had thirty you had thirty seven Surgerys and I ain't had nw o cho Yes.
Sir, so what if the difference? But think about it, no difference, Think about it. How many seventh round picks and after the merger made it to the Hall of Fame?
Whoa? How many?
You give me a second? How many seventh round picks? Yeah? Become on to begin be an all pro and go to eight pro bowls? How many can you finish?
Can I finish? Can I go? How many young kids out of Liberty City beat the odds and then end up dead or in jail from selling the dope? Let me finish, you let me finish, Let me finish, Let me finish. How many from kids from Liberty City made it to the NFL and was a full time All pro, six time pro bowler, name cemented, legacy, cemented name in the stadium. How many? I ain't got no yellow jacket, but I made my own? Oh fishing? How many?
How many people? How many people live in Liberty City? How many people? What do you say the population of Liberty City is now?
Back then? By I'm talking about in the eighties when it was a war zone. And there's the war zone. I'm doing it during the Dark Era?
How many? How many people you think Libery Liberty City, Liberty City? I'm not sure fifteen thirty. I wouldn't even say here thought nobody because I don't know. I'm just being honest. I don't I don't want to play that game. I don't know, honestly. Well, gl where I grew up at it was thirty five hundred people. What's the likelihood of you getting two out of thirty five hundred?
What's the likelihood of me even surviving and getting the opportunity to even play? Ojo?
So let me ask your question. Are there any other players that came out of Liberty City that play in the NFL?
Yeah, it's it's a few right now. So it's just time to do you understand what Liberty CD I came out of. Yes, No, you don't. Yes, oo, eighties nineties Liberty City. It was ugly, Yes, I was ugly, Ojo. My chances of getting out was this, oh?
Yes, Okay, the odds, Yes, the odds were stacked against you.
Way against Yes, but you beat the odds.
Now, just imagine, look like I said, in your mind, you don't believe no, that nutrition proper you know, massage, physio all that. You don't believe it worked. We've done a pole, we got over two thousand games, eighty believe that nutrition matters.
What are eighty three percent who they play for?
See? Hold on, now you're doing the argument. Now you're doing Now you're trying to invalidate people because they didn't play for it.
No, no, because they they would if you didn't play the game, and you think nutrition matters. Yeah, what are you using the What are you using as the fact that nutrition works? What they gonna say, Oh, twenty three hundred Lebron did it? No? Yo, ain't you You're never gonna be those individuals that they are once in a lifetime.
Let me ask you a question. Are there more Are there more athletes like you that eat whatever they want that don't believe or they are more athletes.
That I can guarantee you they are more athletes like me than it is they eat that eat that eat healthy. And I can guarantee you that, especially in today's game, I can guarantee you that I disagree.
Let's be let's I disagree that because because you see I disagree, I don't know how we call it.
Can ask your question why do you think why do you think the injuries a up higher? Why you think the injuries are more significant now than as opposed to before?
Because you let me tell you?
Can I tell you why?
Please?
Please real quick? I love you to death. The injuries are up higher because they eating all this motherfucking healthy shit. You play a barbaric sport. You play a barbaric sport, running one hundred miles an hour, running into each other, but you eat like a goddamn rabbit, and you expect to survive a seventeen games even season. But you, like goddamn rabbit, it ain't gonna work. Something has to give, you know, it's giving your fucking body and his ligaments.
I believe, I believe a reason why the injuries. I believe the guys are getting bigger, stronger, and faster. But I also believe that the guys don't put their bodies through the riggers. They don't practice hitting during the course of the week like we once did. And so now you're asking a car that hasn't been driven at one hundred miles of hours during the week, that says, you know what, on Sunday, go one hundred miles an hour without being warmed up. That is my belief. There's no way to definitively determine it. But do you believe the guys are bigger, strong, and faster? Yes? Do you believe the guys in the NFL are bigger, stronger and faster than they were in the fifties and the sixties and the seventies. Do you believe guys are getting bigger, strong and faster. Yeah, they are. Okay, so that means so that means the coll So hold on, let me ask you a question. So that means collisions.
Because you can't even hit no goddamn body today. You can't even hear nobody today. You can't even hit no god damn by today.
Don't do that. You just you can hit them.
Kareem jack Kareem Jackson just got suspended four games for playing football the way we did in the two thousands.
But hold on, can't even hit nobody no more. You can hit them, it's just a penalty now. And we understand that they're trying to make the game, and we understand with the lawsuits, with the CTEs and things of that nature. We understand, yes, yes, But all I know is that we got twenty nine hundred votes, and uh, eighty three percent says yes, nutrition plays the role.
They don't know what they talk about because the ain't none of that eighty three percent could cover me. Ain't none of eighty three penci coming me and I'm out there on two cheeseburgers. And what you're gonna do with me? Nothing?
No, we got three thousand boats. Oh Joe, what.
They lie?
They what I was able to do right now?
But you talk Wait a minute, let me come up with you.
What you talking about? Oh Joe? You a stick figure? You stick you strong man? You talk about man?
Ain't the only one you talk about? Talking about? Man? You ain't the only one? Yeah, look yeah, look at that you you laughing. This ain't no, it's two thirty. What you talking about?
Man? Look at thirty salad?
What?
Oh Joe? You you you ate it? You a buck? You a buck sixty? You might be a buck sixty.
And look at this man you talk about?
Man?
I just look like this man. You made me come up, man, man, don't Joe you wild?
Bro? You wild?
I would have talked to y'all out y'all game anyway before the game even started.
You you real out of a profession talk for you know, you don't.
Talk more than I do. Not on the field, you don't now you not you not finishing? Thank you out talk to me? Not on that field. Don't do that. Don't do your homework.
Do your homework.
Now, do your homework.
I was getting. Let me ask you a question. How many penalties did you how many penalties did you get? Dbs taking shots all the time?
What did you talking about? I did my trash talking through the media on Wednesday, so boom already on Sunday they ready to them. I said, I send the DB's gifts. You ain't send no gifts. I send the secondary gifts. What you're talking about?
I forgive, I forgive me.
I kept giving it to.
I tell you waity, but check my rether but ain't. Nobody didn't like.
Your resume on VHS they could take a check mine mine on YouTube?
Hey down downloaded, downstream They they'll let you stream stuff. Now you better go back and check. And the way he.
Talked, I talk, I talk a good one too.
I was talking before before before he got real sensitive and just stuff that I was saying.
You can't say they tripping. Now this this era we in that is different, man, it's different. Unfortunate, It's unfortunate.
Man. We had a great time. I love going live. I love going live. Begore what we're doing.
We're going, We're going, We're going, We're going.
I'm about to go to bed. I don't know what you now.
I ain't where you could leave me on here. I'm gonna talk to the people because I want to make sure they understand some of the things that we've talked about, some of the discrepancies that we didn't agree on. I want to make sure they stay in tune and know that I'm right.
Who's number one? They say a trash talking list racked me to feel greatest, trash talk up all the time.
Number one. I'm definitely number one. And anybody that doesn't say I'm number one, they lion, they like they probably Johnny Ramday No, no, no, Johnny Ramdall stop playing. John was funny, but man, nobody, no no but John John listen. John John was a trip. Warren Sap was up there to Johnny Rendall was eight me th Smith sweetie what what what?
Oh? Yes?
Was malicious and he don't care. Man, smite, gonna talk about your mom and he gonna fight with you.
Smithy went on the field. Smitty went on the field. Not that they came faster to fight. It didn't.
He was, okay, faster, I love Smittye man, you know we played that Santa Monica. We played together, Santa Monica colleg Yeah, I know. Good dude, he said, you good. Stop playing man.
If it's a lie, though, but he went the uh, he went the uh yeah.
When he went to Uni Union Union University. Then he went to Santa Manka. They went to Utah. Yeah, good, oh Joe.
They got you number eighteen many lie?
You know what that that ain't listen? That is that ain't number of propaganda. That ain't number of propaganda. Ain't no listen. Ain't nobody, ain't nobody living on this earth will say I'm not the number one trash talking that ever played and the best entertainer they ever played. Team you a lot? Okay, who tell a lot? Okare? Who tell you? Line? You lining right now? Put put that on Jango, Put that on Janle. I'm eighteen. What's that your fant Somebody lying that ain't the devil. That's the devil work. That's that's the devil work. I don't know the people lying the only eighteen, the only eighteen. I know it's aj Green, that's it.
Peyton Manning with the first eighteen.
Okay, that's a good one. That's a good that's a good comeback. I'll come back.
It's okay to hey, oh Joe, it's okay. I mean, as we go along, are you going this? I never never category.
Listen you, you will never be able to out talk me on the field. I am the greatest entertainer to ever put on a pair of cleats ever ever. Okay, but I'm just I don't care what the I don't know who whoever made that? That wasn't that wasn't They out of touch for me to even be eighteen. They don't even need to be judging that type of ship. Huh. Now you got me, Hort, I'm fucking I'm.
Mad USA today.
You know they don't know that. No, goddamn football, No, they don't know what they know? That ain't propaganda propaganda.
Go hey, I tell you what, go look up the Monday night meltdown. That's all I'm gonna say. Monday night you did? What's that?
What's that?
W about it?
Read that WF read about it. I'm a professional talking now, I'm a professional talker. And one thing when I talk, and I walk it too, sometimes sometimes barefoot.
I'm the lips barn Champ.
I'm five hundred against who. Well you you five hundred and one, now five hundred one.
You better check, you better check to take.
All? Right?
Oh, listen, listen, oh Joe, I was talking before you were what you talking about?
Yeah, waver, I was listening. I was doing the trash talking back in eighty three. Now, I just I just happened to continue doing it once I got to the league. This ain't nothing new. I've been doing that. I was doing it before you did it.
Oh Joe, Oh Joe, I was trash talking before you were the fault.
No, you ain't start talking to you. You ain't start talking to you made it to the league. Better problem just telling you. I know, I know, I know about your background. About your background.
Go back here. You born to Protestant I was.
Born in sixty eight now, Jackson Memorial Hospital at three fifty am.
Don't do that now, you you bought a seven, ain't seventy nine at the earliest. Go back and check the tape. Third grade when I said, Johnny can't read. You better check the tape with me. You better check the tape with me. Don't tell you all.
I am the greatest talker of all time. I'm the greatest showman of all time. I am the greatest entertainer of all time to put on a pair of clease. And that's no disrespect that none of my brothers, that's including you. You did your thing when you played, but it wasn't like me.
But you know what, okay, it ain't nothing to be. I mean, hey, you might be the greatest talker of all walking.
I'm walking too now. Don't do that, don't I don't just talk it. I'm walking too now, don't don't do that. Stay with me, okay, okay, I mean you a six time problem. It should have been seven, matter of fact, have been eight. Shit, it could have been nine, it could.
Have been ten.
But you know what, it's all good because I'm still him. I liked that. I was a good one right there. I should have been a raffer.
I went, I got a dog and the dog was from overseas. And here's the thing, oh, Joe.
So you put a dog from overseas?
I did because the dog was beautiful, and I wanted I wanted one to look like this, and uh I named it, you know, I called him teddy. We called him teddy Bear because he looks like a teddy bear, a child child. No, he's a palm. He's a Pomeranian.
You went way overseas and get the Pomerania. I could have got one from from my home by the lady city the lady.
The lady brought him from overseas. Yes, he came out of a country. So I had to just what I had to do. I had to pay a lady to leave her country, fly to another country, pick the dog up, fly in La, dropped the dog off just long enough, and then get back. So what happened was and I didn't I didn't tell anybody. Only only like a handful of people knew I was actually getting the dog as an executive assistant, my sister. That was it. Nobody else knew I was getting a dog. I didn't tell anybody. So I'm on, I'm in the international side, So I'm responding the way I look at it, I'm responsible for this lady until she gets back through security. So the dog cost me a lot of money because not only did I have to pay for the dogs?
Yeah? How much? How much the dog costs?
Ten?
Ten?
What bands?
Ten? Man? What bands mean? Yeah? I mean I don't know a band when I put it to you like this, it's a rack.
You know.
A band is a thousand, A rack is ten thousand, So it cost a rack. Now you paid to thousand for a dog.
Yeah, ten thousand American dollars America.
Come on, man, unk Macca, have got your palm out the city man for three hundred? No, hell no, I'm trying to I'm trying to help me wrap my head around this man. You know, I I'm really really very conscious on on on my financial decision. I'm trying to understand you paying ten thousand for a dog? You feel me? And you still gotta get shots, right, yes, and you gotta you know, you gotta go to the doctor. You gotta you gotta, you gotta feed him. You gotta get food for him, yetta.
Yeah, all of the dog is going to live longer before it's going to cost you more with building food.
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to understand the thought process on on what everything you have going on and and and adding and added it added expense on top of what you already have going on in life. I just don't think that was a wise decision. It was ten thousand dollars for a dog. You could have went to the Humane Society and adopted a dog for fifty to one hundred dollars. Yeah, ten thousand for a dog. Like let's think about that. I do and I need I need us, I need us from this point on. Being that now we are, we are a pair, you need to run things by me before you make those type of decisions. For you paying that kind of money for anything you want, it'd be best to let me know before you make any any injust purchases like that.
Again, I've had a dog. I've had a dog every year, a pet. I shouldn't say a dog a pet. A dog is something that. But I've had a pet every year since nineteen ninety two. The one thing that my financial people never questioned me about this is God, this it's cheddy bear.
Hey him, he don't talk? Can he do it? Can he do a trick? For ten thousand dollars? That motherfucker had to be able to do something? Tell met it up?
O jo o joe. I remember when I when I first when I first got out, when I first moved out here, yes, sir, I left the dog and my significant other than Atlanta. So that was twenty sixteen, and so I would go home once once a month. She would come out here once a month. And I just got to the point I was like, look, quit your job, move out here. If you can't find if you can't find another, if you can't find another job, I got you.
Damn Okay. I like it.
Her job was able to transfer her and she was able to get out here. But so she got out here and the dogs didn't come immediately. I had to go back and get the dogs, but they wouldn't let me. I had a I had a big dog at the time. Talk wait, what kind of know you got? I gotta I got a I had a bull master and dead of summer. So they wanted to fly. They wanted to fly from Atlanta to Detroit, Detroit to Texas on the l A. I was like, oh no, So I rented a private jet to go get me, and the dogs were flowing the private jet. Me and three dogs.
Boy you got money, Boy, you got money? Teddy, Teddy, can he do a trick? See if you get see if you stand up, he said.
He said. My trick is this right here, said adorable Teddy. He said, first of all, he like daddy is my bedtime? He say, And Jordan, he came and woke me up out of my bed, he said.
Ten ten thousand, Oh, Joe.
The one thing my financial guys, my financial people never questioned me about. If I say I'm gonna get a dog, yeah, he says, Okay, that's the only thing.
You need it.
When I say, when I say I need to do something for my kids, I do something for my family.
The kid, yeah, the kid yeah. But when it comes to the dogs. Mm hmmm mm hmmmm. You know what I think. Uh, I'm gonna submit my resume to be a financial advisor from this point for Ojo Private Jet Ocho ten thousand dollar dog.
I work because I want to, not because I have to. Mm hmm.
Well we we we we in the same exactly. Oo Oo.
I am not. I am not gonna work the hardest and enjoy the least of my money, right. What sense did that think about?
What you said?
What you're asking me to do, Shannon, develop all these shows, Shannon, You've had both here for replaced. You had a fraction of eye socket, a dislocated elbow, a broken collar bone, knee surgeons on both knees and both ankles, and you yes, and so now and I'm working. I work Monday too. I worked Sunday, Monday, twice on Monday, Tuesday and Thursdays. And you said, well, you know what, Shannon, you're making you do? You do okay for yourself. But nah, Shannon, don't don't. Don't spend no money, don't enjoy yourself. Okay. See where you go on vacation, my dogs, that's my vacation. That's my enjoyment. Okay. You bought your reil that you bought youail, that burking bag. See, I bought myself a I bought myself a Pomerania. You bought rail a new car. I went and bought myself a Barbo. We got different things. We like different things, don't Joe.
That's two different dynamics altogether, ten thousand dollars for a dog, for a dog.
See, only only a person that owns a pet could possibly understand some things. And you know what, I lost the dog and I did a Facebook I did a Facebook story. Some things can only be seen through the eyes that are cried.
I understand what you're saying, but ten thousand dollars, it's still ten thousand dollars when they're dogs that need to be their dogs that need to be rescued.
Mask the question.
They got beautiful dogs all over the place.
When you bought, when you bought, when you when you bought real that car? Did it come with a driver?
Which car? The maybox?
Yeah? You did it come with a driver?
Nah, she's the driver, not me.
Exactly. When you buy those expensive persons, do it come with money inside of it? No?
She put on in that though?
No, no, no, but you bought them. You see, we just spend our moneys on different things.
Oh Joe, And that's different though, No, it's not different. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to help you. You got to understand that's an investment. With that when you see me buying stuff, that's.
What is not an investment.
A car. The person I'm investing and is the investment. Stay with me, now, what you think the person I'm investing in is the investment.
I'm investing in the dogs because I'm investing in my happiness. You see your happiness is one place. My happiness is another place.
This is not, this is not this is not what we're gonna do. You can't allow and put that kind of pressure on the dog to make you happy. That happiness comfort within that.
I know, but I'm saying, listen, happen is not something that you find. Happiness is something that you create. Yeah, I've created happiness through my You just said, you just said it was a different kind of happiness buying the conference rail or buying the bags. I said that.
I said it was an investment, okay, And I'm getting the return on that investment.
I'm getting the return on mine. You don't think, you don't a lot of times, O Yo, what you think you don't think? When I come home and to see and hear all those as soon as I click the click the lama our car, or they hear me back up and close the door and they start barking. And when I get to the door, I got three three right there in the door to greet me.
Okay, I'm listen. I'm I'm gonna let you slide with this one. But still ten thousand dollars American.
Oh Joe, think about what you do with your time. You spend your time playing video games? Yes, I'll spend my time developing shows to put on television. Now, who's doing what I'm spending my time? I'm spending my time trying to make money. So how much money you making playing video games?
My money, My money is making Wait, hold on, stay with me. Now, I own three mcdonllar franchises.
I'm asking you money.
Why money's making money?
Why are you playing video games?
I make money on Twitch?
So what you think you're doing right now? What we doing right now?
We're making money? Okay, then we make money?
Okay, So how do you how do you think I came with this idea? What you thought I was doing?
You're right, You're right. Hey listen, let me tell you how you picked the right one too. Now you flying private? Do you know how much it costs a fly private? Man? Yeah?
Do you know how?
Yeah? I know how hard you work. I know how hard. But come on, let me fly with me somewhere. Let me fly with me on Spirit real quick eighteen E.
Let me ask you a question, o Jo, I'm sure unfortunately there have been some people that passed in your family. You're going to you know, homegoing.
Services, Mama and grandma. Yeah, yeah, was.
There a breaks truck in any part of that procession? Now? Was there a U haul in any of that procession? So she ain't nobody took nothing with them?
M hm.
Now you leave everything? What you think your kid is gonna do you think your kid's gonna be as frugal and it's thrifty and as miserly as you?
Yeah?
Now you made up. You made all that money?
Now you that you I would hope so because hope.
See see it again, you see what you said?
You oh you're saying. Listen, let me tell you something. That's a few that's a female's name. I don't know nothing about the hope. I went to school with a girl named Hopeworkings. Listen, Shannon, what percentage of us go broke two years after we finished playing?
What percent that's that's if you, oh, probably eighty seven percent if I'm not.
Eighty seven percent of us go broke after we got playing?
Yes, but see that's when you got you got three houses full cars, and you got four people on college funds.
That's not your kid. You know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about. But even still I got four hundred eleven kids. I'm still doing well, very well, for sure, very very very well. Twelve electric as you moved from the game of football.
You know what I e I eat a certain way, but I treat myself occasionally. I'll eat some cookies, I have a I have some chicken, I have a burger.
Okay.
So if I want to work as hard as I've been working, say you know what I'm gonna go. I wasn't gonna be able to make the game on time, right, I promised time. When I came out here and interviewed him in December, I say, I'll be here for your first game, Yes, sir see. I don't make promises because promises are like pot crust thing and easily broken. I make commitments. I committed to that man that I was gonna come see his first own game. Right, I'm coming. I'm coming.
I don't mean to be in your personal business. I just in case, in case for me. If I want to say, I want to dibble in mustache and I want to, you know, take the kids somewhere ravaget, you know, we go on vacation or something. What's that gonna run me buy?
How much?
What's that gonna run.
It all depends, it all depends on how big the jet is. How far are you going?
Okay, let's see, I need a big one because you know.
Right, So you want you want a G you want a G five G six. So you're talking about fifteen twenty five hour? Whoa, whoa, whoaa?
Rewind fifteen to twenty thousand an hour an hour?
Yeah?
Oh na, man, shit, oh my bad, my bad. No, man, fifteen two thousand an hour. So if I got to fly to LA and La is that's a four hour five I gotta pay forty I gotta pay fifty grand more than yeah, more than that problem. Come on, man, come stop playing. Man, listen, listen. I fly.
I have to do.
I have to work. I have to work and fly and travel. Every Monday. I gotta go to Jersey, right, you gotta go to Jersey. Wait right down the street.
Two hour flight.
I get Spirit Airlines, ticket eighty dollars round trip. I get from point eighty point b yes, as fast, just as quick as you you and you you're in colord don't want to but it is you get that did get the extra row?
You get the extra you ain't had no baiting. You saw your boy laying down eating breakfast and breakfast at thirty thousand.
Hey, but listen, listen, tell let me tell you what I could do. I can stop at the drive through and get breakfast before I get on that flight. No, and sleep at thirty thousand.
Oh Joe, Look, I'm not I'm not wasteful. I'm not wasted. I'm not waitful with my money. O yo, Okay, I got I got two repaired helps, I got two artificial helps. Wait official eye suck. Yeah, I got my heal both my hell replaced.
Wait one question, one question? Both of your here replaced. I messed up. Did you eat health? Did you eat healthy while you was playing?
Man? Did we're not doing I'm just I'm sassy.
I'm saddy. When you when when you was in the NFL? Did you eat healthy while you were playing? I'm just asking a question, yes, okay, okay, all right, all right. I'm not saying they had anything to do with you hit replacements. I'm just asking if you ate healthy or not. But okay, go ahead.
I mean, so what you what you were trying to say? What you're trying to get I was just.
Trying to say I was just trying to say I played. I played for a long time.
I played.
You did.
You didn't play long with me. You didn't play longer than me.
I played long. I played. I played twelve. I played twelve twelve. I played twelve with no injuries, not one. Well I messed up my pinky, Look at my pinky. I can't I can't play.
I played, I got fourteen fourteen.
Well you know what. You ain't playing the trenches like I did, though, you better stop.
I was a tighty year you you ever been on one special team?
Who? I played special teams until my fourth year of the league. What you're talking about? I was twelve.
I was a gunner.
So is that?
And I was an AL three on the kickoff kick return.
I was in the punt punt return I was. I was a kicker. I was a backup kicker. What you're saying, you ain't only you ain't only special, seem.
Dude like I do it all. Did you did you see what? Did you see what that pointer did in Buffalo? Did you see what he did?
Exactly?
So you say when you say you were a kickout, I don't play that, No, TENSI don't do that.
Don't do that because I play safety. I play safety in high school. Don't do that.
Don't do that, my goodness, don't everybody played. Everybody with played both sides of the football.
And this this, this is the funny thing some a lot of people don't know. This is something a lot of people don't know, and I want to share the story. Obviously, I went to Oregon State. I played with t J. Hus Mazzada as a receiver, my quarterback with Jonathan Smith, who now is the head coach at Ogon State. The funny thing is I was supposed to be a defensive back going into the draft. I was supposed to be a defensive back. I went to Oregon State to play DV. Listen to me, let me finish.
I listen.
I lie for you before I lie to you. But I get drafted by the Bengals. I tell mister Brown, mister Brown, I really don't want to play receiver.
I want.
My dream is to always be an NFL DV because I want to be like Prime.
I want to be like Prime.
But the DV room was too crowded. The DV room was too crowded, and it moved me to receiver. You ain't even know that.
Oh Joe, you won't yet nobody, Oh you won't.
I won't. They said the same thing about Prime. They said the same thing about Prime, and he gonna hit nobody, he gonna hear the one thing about it? Why locked down one side of the field. Huh?
Why does everybody when they talk about they go to the highest man. I was like Prime, or I was like Lebron Or I was like King Griffy JUDI. Why y'all just can't go to a marginal.
Player because I'm nothing about me marginal, nothing about me, marginal, only margin.
I know it's butter.
I ain't the one and I'm not the two.
I'm just telling you.
Look at my check, my check, my resume, check my status. In high school, I had, I had, I had. I had twenty two picks one year. Nobody ever done that before in South Florida, Daye County legend. Man, I'm from literally, you.
Had twenty two fantasy picks. That's what you had.
Never that, never that, Oh Joe, you play you were the wide receiver you were? I had it. I was a defensive back at first. I was forced to move to wide receiver. Is what I'm trying to tell you I was a better defensive band.
What forced you to move there is because you wouldn't hit anybody.
No, that is not what It was the fact that the dB room with the Bengals it was too crowded.
It was you didn't You didn't play dB at Oregon State.
Yes I did. I played both ways. I would Travis Hunter before Travis Hunter. What did you talking about? I was dion. I did all that, man, I do with that.
Yeah, y'are Warwick? No beyond whom a man? Hey?
At Liberty City listen, Liberty City Optimists, I played both ways. I played receiver, I played dB, I played quarterback and I played center. I did it all put their feet on you? Yeah, I like, yeah, but I like I like what real ain't No, ain't I don't know who people is. I like when real put her feet them pretty and god damn pretty. Oh yeah, you.
Don't like women feet, You better let them sitting Coco butter for about three hours.
Nah, I ain't got to do that, man, Listen. Ain't nothing like you know, you don't be like when you you don't suck never, No, man, you know this is a kid friendly. It's a kid Friendly Show, Kid Friendly show.
You better have some pig feet or some chicken feet. The only thing I was sucking older, going to feet, you know, you know, suck on the toe. Come on, man, come on, old yo.
Wait, listen to me.
Oh what we doing here?
Listen? Listen, stay with me that baby, don't don't do that. Don't do that. Listen. I need you to live a little bit, man. Get you, get you some crushed ice, right, get you some crushed ice, crushed ice, and you take that foot. You start with the pinky toe, and make sure you got a nail on it, though, make sure you got a nail on it. You start with a pinky toe, and you and you work away over man, It's like it's like playing the flue. Baby, it's like playing the flue. Come on now, yeah, man, Now I like a good old pig you know, more pig feet. Yeah, I like you. Now.
I like pinky too.
Yeah.
I used to get them pongs and put that thing on my wife's play out. Yeah, chicken feet. My grandma used to make chicken feet. Yeah. That's about it, though, Joe, I ain't gonna even watch it, you man, man, listen.
I'm I'm gonnaee. I'm gonna seeing in a book. Man, I'm gotta I got a book for you. Oo Oo, I only lied to yoo. If if I some toes oo, we get married tomorrow. Ah, we marry tomorrow.
You know.
It's it's hey, listen, let me tell you. Stay with me. Now, it's a set of tools that just donates. You find it all of too.
Oh Jack, I ain't you know, Joe, I ain't.
No, I ain't no, I ain't really no, No, you know, I you know, I mean, I like looking, I like for pretty feet and something like that. But it's a lot of things. It's a lot of things you not. It's a lot of things you haven't done. Yeah, Hey, that's that's that's okay. That's what I don't know, Joe. I don't know Joe about the toes now. I mean, I you know, behind closed door, it's all considered making love. But I mean, I got I mean, but what we draw the line, Joe? What we stopping? Oh boy, I'm from Liberty City. Baby. We don't join no lines. We don't well we all we don't join no line. We don't join no line. Now, I gotta put this car park and get up out of here. I gotta party. I gotta let you go down the road by you. I gotta let you go yourself.
You go in Joe this bar.
Hey, we got to get you all these goddamn training wheels by Joe. You on training with you living on training wheels. Man, I don't know what's so you speak? You speed, you speed, I'm speeding, But I got my seat belt on. Yeah, ma'am, I got my seat bet on. Dang Joe, I guess, I guess I have a little slow. Oh yo.
We got twenty thousand people on this thing.
Live what lie? I'll tell you what I love.
You know what they do? Twin o, Joe, tell this out. Yes, she got some. You gotta have some hot sauce or something in the bag I got. I gotta springing some of them to you.
Not you know what? This is what I like about you. This was like I threw something out there, right, You threw it out, threw it out there, and you still think about it.
You know you know what?
You know what that means. Since you still think about it, I know you're gonna make it happen.
Oh yo. You know you up been fishing and you catch a little when you throw it back right right right, you're talking about the told I got to throw it back to you.
No, no, trust me, you're gonna You're gonna, You're gonna be You're gonna.
Be all right.
I'm trying. Man, Come on, man, that read tell you by these the boy talk. Tell you man, that's something you I'm telling you, man, them toes.
I'm missing out.
You're missing out, man, I'm telling you it's it's it's it's another world that there. This lets me know there are things that you haven't done or experience or explored. And you need to act like Christopher Columbus with somebody. Mh what what what you're doing?
I call your mama?
Well, well so about ain't talk about I ain't done? How Hey, how you doing? How say I love you? How?
Hilo?
Kise? Uncle Shannon?
Your daddy crazy?
I'm sitting here telling about about you know, the ice, the toes each that ain't no, ain't no secret because I don't even know Victoria. That's what I'm saying. Real, we got It's something y'all got to keep between y'all for what how you think I got them? I don't spend no money so it definitely ain't that.
Yeah, y'all know you had told.
Yeah, Man, I got I gotta I gotta do. I gotta do all the extra stuff man, because it ain't ain't. I ain't spending no bag, I ain't spending no checks. It ain't no come up, no nothing. If you with me, you actually liked me for.
Me, well I need it. I need Can you deep fried toes because you know we'll heat thing deep fried?
You can't eat it, you can't. Just just try it just one time. Get you some crushed ice, crushed ice, crushed ice. Well you can chew bubble gum and walk right, Yeah, all right. If you do things, if you do two things that once, you're gonna be alright.
Just try it. I'm gonna have to send another Tasha, but Maryland and get to beat Why first, I need to say, get them beata Tasha. Let it.
Do my nails, manic call matter fact, do one better, go on YouTube. I got a tutorial. You know I do manicures and categorils. I don't. I don't. I don't send her to nobody because I learned to do everything myself to help me save money. Do her nails and feed yourself. Now, next day you're gonna tell me you be biting the toenails are no no no no no no no no no no no, no I do. I went to school for this. I took cosmetology class mm hmm to be able to save myself some money so all her up keeping her necessities. I learned how to do it so I ain't got to spend no money.
No I pay for that. I don't know.
Well, I'm gonna save me a dollar, now you know that.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna save my I'm gonna save my month for somebody's feet. So you saved a dollar, I'm saving my mouth.
I'm telling you, you want to take them somewhere they never been beforee you want to take them somewhere they never been defhoone you got go to Bali?
Can we go to Bali? Can we go to the mall? D. I'm taking them somewhere they'd never been before.
Nah, that's listening. It's saying everywhere, it's water, it's beaches everywhere, not the mall. Yeah, it's listen. If I have no disrespect, I enjoyed the trip. It was no different. I live in Miami. Mall D's Miami saying, what's the guydamn difference?
Ladies, ladies, would you rather have put We're gonna put this up. Would you rather have your toes sucked with crush or crushed ice? Crushed ice? Crush ice, yeah, crushed ice yeah? Or a ten day trip to the Mall d in ten days? The mall deves of Bali?
Who want to go to the Mall D's in Bally for ten days? A trip? Maximum should be three days? Man?
You actual your damn man? You go halfway across the country. Man, you know, oh Joe, that's twenty four hours to get there. Man, so you're gonna turn around the cop right back. But I listen, you were you better than me to longer than that ten days?
You know how long? Ten days is way over there with nothing to do? It's only so much it's do oh shay oh they got something to do? You you lie talk about it ain't nothing to do? All the who told you that? Dang?
Whoa man?
Ten days? I get I guarantee everybody agree with me. No no, no, no, no no no, I guarantee they do. What do women say? What? What eighty say?
They rather go to the ma all deeds.
They line. They do you lie, they lie, They definitely line.
Oh Joe, women, they.
They line, and don't don't let them fool you. They you know what they trying. They bougie. They they trying to show off for the chat they probably they do probably watching.
That's what I'm looking bold check this out. Marcole donated, uh donated, and he wants to know ninety eight Broncos or the five Bengals who wins?
Oh, five Bengals. The offense with offense was too crazy. Offense was too crazy. Listen, I respect, I respect your nine eight Broncos and which all was able to do and accomplish. But y'all didn't have an answer for nothing we had offensively what we had.
Off of the ninety eight Broncos. What was we rated rated in the top in one hundred year history of the NFL A Super Bowl teams. I think we're like top fifteen.
I don't care nothing about your rating. I'm telling you about that old five Bengals offense and that defense that we had that had.
That didn't that didn't win a playoff game.
Well, you mean the one where Carson went down with the knee injury when Chemo and ben offense whatever his name is, ran in to his knee. Yeah, yeah, that that Bengals offense, y'all, don't ya the number that was ranked Yeah, the offense that was ranked number one in the goddamn NFL that year. There that offense. Oho oho TJ Houschmans Johnson. Yes, that's O Joe.
You realize, y'all they went with ten games in the regular season, and you think that's prolific, y'all. Wasn't ten games.
What does that have to do with the nine eight Broncos beating the goddamn O five Bengals offense. It wasn't happening, baby, It wasn't.
Happening the thirteenth. We're the thirteenth ranked team.
It wasn't happening. There's nothing you could do, and y'all had nothing on how you was gonna stop me? Answer me that? Oh how you gonna stot me? Just answer the question? How you just gonna stop me? Pittsburgh? Did name it dB Pittsburgh? Did I mean where they put three people on me? Oh? God, damn, that's pretty easy to do they foy'all, y'all didn't do that. Y'all are gonna be arrogant on defense. Y'all gonna be arging on defense and say you know we're gonna play Oh, we're gonna play eighty five man.
We were offensive led team. We had the NV we had the Little League's MVP, that lead running back. Okay, what does that happen? Ooh TD Terrell Davis, Hey, that boy was nice. Listen when we had two one thousand yard receivers, Like when y'all run that stretch played with TD, thats stretched and if they if they go too far and he cut back.
That was nasty.
And you already saw, I said you Ron McCaffrey.
Oh yeah, we were locking them up and you already saw.
I tweeted you, holler. I tweeted you a little up today. Yeause you know your boy, I get I get, I get hot like a spoon in the crack house. Yeah. That between me and you, Joe, that between me and you. Don't let it go, no far let it go.
I ain't gonna let it go nowhere. But I just know one thing, that old five year might have been one of my best seasons ever. And the fact that if I got if I got a hold of anybody on y'all defensively. For one, I was gonna have him out the game. Whoever your corners was back then, whoever your safety and your strong safety was. I was gonna talk to them out the game before the game even started. Trust me. Oh you know back then they could. Oh you know back then, you get physical, you can hit the defensive receiver. I don't care nothing about that.
How can you?
I don't care not about I don't care nothing about that. I don't care a what did you see.
Add Water knock out Robert Brooks himself?
Forget that? What about when Atwater court God damn christian Na Koye coming through that goddamn a gap. That's two sixty five, So imain what he did to a one seventy guy. Listen the fact that the hard part is you have to think about it. I played eleven years. You know how many times I got hit clean? Maybe three? Maybe three if that, every time the ball snapped. I know what at Water has to do and where he has to be and where I'm going.
No, he don't need to hit clean. He just need to graze you.
That's fine, that's fine. Trust me, I would have I would have sliced and diced your whole defense up. And I mean that respectfully.
Breeze donated twenty dollars. But who's the player in today's game that you would love to play with? Un I know it's probably ma home for you. O yo, who you want to play with?
My player that would love to play with from today's game? Boy, that's a good, god damn question. I'm assuming he's talking about quarterbacks, right, yeah.
I mean if you would have played with another receiver opposite you, can.
You know what, honestly, it would be really dope. I would have loved to be on the other side of Chase. And if we if we talk quarterback, obviously, I would have liked Borrow to be that quarterback. If I wish I could be a younger me in today's offense in Cincinnati, you.
Ain't gonna get no balls, Chase getting all the balls.
If I'm in my prime, I just see a younger Old Show.
Chase getting all the balls.
Let me try this again, I say young in my prime old Show, which would be no different, no different than me. That we would have been two. We'd have been two thousand yard receivers, just like Rod and Adam McCaffrey. You just said that.
Difference went to testing, testing, testing, testing, Okay, So I'm not reverberated. Chase have been getting all the balls.
Okay, Okay, Yore, you're trying to test your mike to make sure.
Yeah, yeah, the balls.
I mean, that's fine. He can get him, he can be matter of fact. Matter of fact, I hope they double him too and leave me one on one. And what you think is gonna happen? A younger Oho hunt that must hold on, hold on, stay with me. Now, that Oho that had the list of DB's in this lock up before the season started and checking them off one by one after every game, and all they had to do was stop me just one time. Yeah that Oho, Thank.
You about it? Think about it? How little respect they paid?
Hmm doubt Nah. Hey, listen, remember if if I'm a younger me and I'm playing in this era and I'm playing and they can't touch you, they can't, I ain't ain't they can't hit you. I ain't worried about going across the middle. Why but I wasn't worried about that anyway.
But just still, do you got any recons and do you got any records? In Cincinnati. A Chase then broke them all.
I think I don't know. I don't really, I don't really pay attention once I stopped playing, I'm gonna pay attention, don't. I don't know my records. I don't even got no goddamn Memorybillia from when I played all my touchdown b I don't even know what my touchdown balls that I can't even find. I got a one for one Hall of Fame jacket. I don't even know where that's at.
Oh Joe, I mean, look, I mean when you go to the did you train helm bets when you went to the Pro Bowl, Because y'all couldn't get When I was going to the Pro Bowl, y'all couldn't get y'all helmets away. Nobody wanted the Bengals helmet. I took Carl Pickers helmets out of pity.
Nah, listen, everybody, I had to I had to bring they the Bengals had to ship multiple helmets to Pro Bowl just for me to pass out. That's how many That's how many people wanted my helmet.
Ain't nobody want no Bengals helmet?
Yeah, they wanted that Bengal hemp. They want that they wanted that Bengal him because something about that eighty five. It don't matter where you played, the way area in that eighty five was special. That's what was special. And you know what, it's nothing you could do about it. You can't take it away. That is I'm just I'm just telling you. I'm just I'm just telling you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't gonna lie too well. I'm just saying maybe that change, but not in the nineties, early two thousand. I mean, I hadn't got there yet. I hadn't got there yet. I ain't got it yet. Matter of fact, the Bengals had a Bengals had a better running back than y'all. Who Cory motherfucking Dylan stopped playing? Yeah? Yeah, what he don't know if he was, I don't know if he was Corey Corey Dillon. Matter of fact, he might have had the most rushing yards for a running back. I think it might have been against the Broncos. I wasn't mistaken. I was.
I was in Baltimore.
You're you're a part of the team. It don't matter what you played for me for Baltimore. What did you where did you play at me for Baltimore. I was in Denver. Oh, so that means you were part of the team. That means you got that work too.
I was in I was in Baltimore.
Corey Dillon was better than Terrell Davis.
Yeah, yeah, mister Ravens in two thousand. Pull up those stats.
Oh don't do oh, don't do that. Ran over them, ran through them like I did. Ran through them. Yeah the game? Yeah about you? Man? Please, this is what I do, talking and walking, talking and walking.
To walk off the field.
At one hundred and fifty pounds, I talked and walked it. I would like that. Baby here, how about this here? How about this here? Baby?
Get This is what Corey Dillon did against the two thousand Ravens. Sixteen carries twenty three yards? What sixteen carries twenty three yards?
Why you why you gotta say the two thousand Ravens you mean probably one of the greatest. I was only that you mean the same defense? I only acted, only allowed what.
Game?
Yeah, okay, I'm telling you.
I was in Baltimore.
All right, So you said so you said forget the game again Denmer that I'm talking about where he had the most yards was there. Okay, Okay, I like what you're doing. I was like, that was a nice I like it. I like the way you moved the gold post. I mentioned Denver and then you mentioned Baltimore. Okay, you want to talk about what nobody, nobody ran against that goddamn two thousand Baltimore teams. So that ain't really saying nothing. So you want me to go back, so you want me to take care.
So when the Broncos lost in the eighties all those Super Bowls, that was me too, hungh, even though I was in high school in college.
Now you don't count. It's just once you ride, once you once you arrived there, and after you leave, you are associated with that team. Oh that's just so, that's the way it works. So you took a part of this ail the night that the Ravens put on y'all. Yes, that's why anytime I talk about about the Bengals, I say we always we, and I don't speak French we.
But I wasn't on that. I wasn't on that Broncos team that Corey Dillon set the record. It's been broken. I mean Jamar broke it, and now I think AP got the record at two ninety six, so he had to record it broke Ojy's no, he broke Walters. I think Walter Payton had to record at two seventy five. He went to seventy eight, Jamal went to ninety five, and Ap went to ninety six. Against the charge, Hey, Shannon, o Yo, my brothers roast each other so viciously. I questioned their love for one another. If you and Ojo had a roast battle on Nightcap versus coach Fryed, who would wear fy You got the ash roaster people now too, we blame you, Shaddon.
I would win a roast battle. Meet.
That's me. That's me. That's me.
Matter of fact, this is put a bowl up. You know you listen, you ain't gonna if if there was a roast battle. We used to have roast battles on Twitter. A chat if you if if you in the chat, I'm not sure how long you've been following me? Unk me and the city of New Orleans, the entire city of New Orleans. That's on Twitter. We used to have roast battles back in the day. We used to be ribbing each other back in the day for hours at the time. This is when social media. You know, the area wasn't as sensitive as it is now. Now you say the wrong thing, get expended. Those were some of the best times on Twitter through Me and Marlon Wayne used to go at it. Me and Kevin Hart used to go at it. Me and Little Duval used to go at it like if you can you know how people pull up old tweets and know it's about was this you based on something you said long time ago? People, if you're in the chat, you can go back and look at some of the old tweets for me and Kevin Hart, Little Duval, Marlon Wayne's who else?
O jo jo you ojo? Not with no roasting, not no roasting, not not no road, not about y'all call it. When it comes to joning, ribbing, John ranking, ranking, you're finish, not that ojo you you rock run it. I'm saying that rock running. You got you that you know you gotta if you want to. If you want to say saving money, oh yo, I'm gonna give you that. But when it comes to joning, you're not finna beat me. Ain't nobody not no joning. Hey you thought to tweet? They already know how I hear them. Hey, Yeah, I make them, Hey, I make them delete. They tweet that what I do, I'll make them delete it. Jump on you a okay, thank you for coming up on TV with a suit and tie. Hey, I tell him I got a thousand jokes. I'm on number seven, God number seventh.
I'm gonna say I'm the same way though, I'm a joke. Ser I'm I'm a cloud. Just look at the personality. It just well, you know, I mean, you are damn it the same, especially when we're playing to you. You it in the same way. So it's really I don't know, it depends to me. I think it's all on preference.
I got I got, I got it with Joy say who would win a roast battle at fifty eight percent? Prime at twenty four percent? You in third place of eighteen percent.
But you know what it's. It's because it's because it's your show. So they're just gonna sade it's who name you said first?
Sound better?
And up? I mean, will come in alphabet, will come first over to you?
Oh my god, oh come first?
Nah, I'm talking about the first letter will come first in alphabet to order you not but rightfully so Uncle Ojo does sound better? Though. Yeah, that's why they that's why they're picking you first. But they go then where you're not from.
Joe, Oh Joe, when it oh Joe, when it comes to I went to an HBCU, Joe, I'm a I'm a I'm a joon ologist. I'm the highest degree of Joan.
No, no, no, no, you went to hbc U. By I'm from Dave County, man, I'm from Liberty City. You had you had to be able to tell joke just to survive, you talking about Oh I can tell jokes, but I'm having to You had the rank, you had the jones. You had to be able to keep people the ball for you, not with these, not with your hands, not with jon not.
O Joe, you vacon beat mean a lot of things, but when it comes to lip far no, I'm understood. I'm five hundred old. When it comes a little.
I'm telling you, man, you don't want to do that.
How many injuries you think you would have had if you'd have played twenty three seasons?
None?
Oh, you wouldn't none.
Oh, jo stopping, I said, I haven't got hurt yet. I'm fifty five. I ain't been hurt yet, and I'm still active. I'm still playing.
You you ain't football actor, Go out there, go out there, go out there and catch that three slip slip. I bet you won't go out there and catch that three slips.
Making when I when I caught him when I was playing, I made a business decision. I'm not gonna get hurt.
This how you hell would be looking? You bet the ear hole be right there.
Listen, if if it came down to it, if push came to shove, I can go out there right now. I put up fourteen hundred right now?
What tee hund d?
What fourteen hundred yards? You you would beat your and that ab league, that av that have you not seen the rules? You can't touch, you can't hit nobody, you can't do nothing. You they basically playing with flags out there. I'm not getting fourteen hundred right now.
Oh Jo, you donet have been away from the game. You don't forgot how to fall brost.
I don't forget. I ain't. I did jiu jitsu just like tour.
I know how to okay okay j But you know, you know, even when you leave the game, you take that time off from the time the season end until it starts. Your spidery sensions have to start tingling because you gotta know where. Okay, I ran this route. It was dis coverage that that HiT's gonna come from this place. I ran this route and it can't. So you got to feel that all over again. So now you don't brother, You have been away from the game for a decade.
Listen, I've been away from the game for a decade, but I still remember. I still remember coverages. I play Madden. I play Madden all So Madden Madden in real life is really the same thing. It's the same. It's not really the same. I'm telling you it is. You just got you gotta know the game. I know the game.
Listen to me.
Listen, Shannon, one thing about it. I lie for you before I lie to you.
I can.
Yeah, well you're fourteen hundred right now.
Well you lying on me right now. So unking Ocho big fan of you both. I did something unbelievable. I sucked.
My girlfriend told what butter, catch up, vinegar and honey, she told me, you get She said, where did you get the idea from?
Unking Oo? Her response was, oh, by god, I love you day.
See what I'm talking about? Seekout. Let me tell you something, a young fella. Now listen, we got to take it to the next level. Now, wait level, let's take it to the next level. Now you done went to the toad. Now get you some whipped cream. Right, turn on the stomach. You hear me, It's just some whipped cream. Turn on the stomach. Stay with me.
That gets you on the back.
Get your get your no no, ain't no play, ain't no play. Get your strawberry or get your cherry.
Do what whip?
Take that whipped cream? You know where to put it? Oh? You put it? Yeah?
Oh Joe, you don't win from look yet, you don't got everything from toes to elbows. It in between? Yeah?
Are we in between? Right now?
We in between you?
Right now? Listen, you know where it's not. You know we're normally exit, but you're never in them. That's where you put the whipped cream. You hear me, and you put you put your mind cherry. Yeah, put your mate, boy your whole face. Boy. Oho oho, I got the okay, okay, with you on the back, I get the front part right, But come on ooe you I guess I get you.
I guess you racked around the corner slip of the tongue. Ain't nobody for you racked around the corner.
Listen the guy the famptain ain't nothing of this big boy. You never loot no abs.
Oh God, don't I mean, Oh Joe, I'll be Oh, oh Joe. See y'all see y'all don't oh yo, y'all don ruined the Oh yo, y'all done ruined it? What cause I heard that the young boy I'm talking about on the first date be doing all that.
Young we got nothing to do a young un. You gotta listen. You gotta be like Christopher Columbus. Baby, you got to explore that.
No, no, man, you be getting best frind to be done. Got ship wreck with y'all, pull with y'all. Oh Joe that you o?
Joe? I get.
Okay, you got a girl. Y'all been together for some a year or two. Okay, But oh Joe, y'all doing that off the rip?
Now? Yeah you supposed to.
Joe.
Now, y'all, can I ask you a question you told you like? Do you like have you been fishing before? Y'all?
I like to fish?
You ever threw your fish in the goddamn water without the motherfucking bait on them. No, can you catch a fish without the bait.
But when I go fishing, I'm fishing for a particular type of fish. I don't just go eat it. I just don't go fish for everything.
When you when when you go fishing, whatever you catch, you eat done it.
No, hell no, I thought it back. It ain't what I'm fishing for. What the hell wrote you?
Hell?
Nod bad you at your airbag? Liked just cause just because you get on my line, that don't mean I'm a real your answer to keep you? Hey, come on, nah, I see why you been out of gas lately because they're so young. But you young boys, the young boys doing it up out here. I see.
Nah, But listen, you just listen. This ain't nothing new. You just behind the eight ball, you know. Listen. You got you still got the Motorola razor. You got the Motorola razor, and we got the goddamn iPhone fifteen. That's the problem. You just say, you're not evolving. You're not evolving. But oh to evolve. You got that involved with the time, man, you like you you be doing that cave man ship. Nah? Oh yeah, man, oh Joe, I did I walked there one time.
My homeboy, I thought my home was looking at curtains the way like I thought he was looking at the curtain.
Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I said, oh my yeah, that that technique is bad. You can't open this way. You got to get you You got to get your little oil. Got to get your little oil, you know, because you don't want to split the crack now, because you know if you dry you can split the crack.
You can hear it. I need to take this to the heat. Oh, y'all doing too much. I swear you y'all, y'all doing too much.
I'm just trying to get you where you're trying to go, baby, where you're trying to go.
Sean Sean Record asked why you grossed out about eating booty. Yeah, you ate positive raccoon. But but I had to build up the Dad. That's a quiet taste. I guess most of the quid taste to you.
You think, ask ain't a quiet taste?
What what.
Man, listen that you make it stop about three? That's a delicacy. What about Indian it's a delicacy. Yeah, man, I'm telling you man, it's a delicacy. It is huh yeah, listen, listen you take the talk.
You know what.
That's that's I got, I got, I gotta, I got tomorrow, Joe.
So so another words, another word.
So this is like, this is like a first date kind of thing, a first date by the first press, first impressions of everything. What when you fill out of goddamn resume and you going that goddamn job interview? Do you go on that motherfucker half stepping or you trying to get the motherfucking job? You trying to get the job? Ain't you ship? Huh? Lift them up, turn them, flip them, spread them toes.
I need to put the muscle to you on man, put it to youth.
Man listen.
But I can't do no one like that now. I need a fun five. I feel about about five.
No, no, no, no, no, get you but like you said, like you said two ten, I'm all in.
Oh no, I can't hold no two t like that.
Nah, listen you you she upside down you standing up? Listen she she stand listen, stay with me now, I'm with you upside down right yeah, but she faces that way? What yeah, that way? And because you because you strong boom and right here all you gotta do is just put your put your head down. It's right down in front of you. You ain't got remember she facing that way, so a head down there in the bottom, but she facing knobbins away. So boom is right there in front of you. Little with cream right here, little with creamy spread, putting little cherry there. Boom, get the cherry. Get you know boom. I want.
Well, if I was gonna do all that, I don't need no chaser. So you're putting chase on that thing. I don't need no chaser. Wait, hold on, what's the chaser? The chases the cherry cream?
Oh you don't want no whal cream. Oh, that's just to dilute the taste in case in e turtle heads.
No no, no, no, no, no no, We're going to the shower. I'm watching that thing myself. I ain't taking her word for it. That think when I when she come up out of that think it gonna be hawk chitp and clean there you go. Yeah, yeah, I'll have to do that one.
But you know what I mean. I mean, this is this is this is for the for the rookies. This is for the rookies. Just in case. This is for the rookies just in case.
But hold on, Sean.
Let me.
You have to understand I ate positive in Raccoon when I didn't really have a choice. Wasn't nobody bringing no baby back rials or it wasn't nobody bringing no New York strimp and no pride. So that's what we had to eat. Yeah, right, but listen, I guess that's why my phone don't be bringing Yeah.
I mean that that too. But you got the we got to get your to you vall.
And you are talking about mant you be done. Got drunk? You don't drunk our booty juice.
I don't drink. You do it all that you booted?
You drunk?
No, no, no, I don't. I don't drink.
I don't drink I said.
And listen.
The funny thing about it, those that are I promise you oo, don't you offer me nothing. Look if we if we get stranded on the death of a dollar and we ain't got but one jug of water, if you drink about if you drank out that water, I'm done. I'm out. Just go ahead, go one by, just hey, o Joe, go ahead on man, tell them, Dave, Hey, tell my kids. I love them. Tell my brother's first. I love them. Everything's been taken care of. But I ain't drinking after you, O Joe, I can't do that.
You're gonna be alright, man, alright, I can't do it, Oh Joe. I'm just trying to get you right.
I love Atlanta. I wouldn't want to play in Atlanta because too much distraction.
Distractions. Yeah and plus and.
Home.
They're thirty NBA teams, right, Yeah, all of creating every NBA every NBA city had distractions.
They ain't created like all cities ain't created like Atlanta.
You know that.
I know that it's not an NBA player that's focused on his game in the NBA with the Kobe type mindset. You thinking on the.
Team, How many thinks on the football team? How many people you think focus on the fifty three man roster, not counting the practice squad? How many of them are focused?
I mean the person who has the most probably quarterback, probably quarterback, the quarterback if it's.
On a fifty three man roster. Oh yeah, how many of them as focused as they need to beat?
Mm hmmm. That that's that.
That's ain't nothing going on to Cincinnati. Hey, the skyl.
Like that Cincinnati popping boy, the mill, that skyline.
Chilli and I know you could d jump down to what you call him to the Kentucky Derby. I know a minute, Cincinnati, we're gonna run down the street stopping.
Let me tell you something. In Cincinnati when I was playing, we had a place called Annie's and He's and he's just like Magic City. No it ain't that just like Magic City.
Ain't nobody putting the song we had nobody? Ain't nobody putting no no song. Holdoody when they get to the hotel, drop their bags off and go straight to and they go in to Magic City. Stop it.
Hey, we had roller skating. I used to go to I used to go to the session after the game seven to eleven rollers you go to the roller.
Skating down k Road where you.
Have wrong bound, same same thing.
I mean, I mean, I'm just man trying to tell me Cincinnati is the equip of Atlanta. It is.
We got Cincinnati got women too, We got we got the banks. When the last time you've been in Cincinnati, have you have you been on the river? Have you been on the banks and seen the banks? Now, Cincinnati not the same Cincinnati that you remember saying.
Think about what you said Cinnati.
Fact bright the way. Wait, Cincinnati today right now is better than Atlanta. What you're talking about. We have more to offer. Ask inter beal players right now. We don't want to play. Wouldy rather play in Atlanta or they rather playin.
They would rather play with Joe Burrow? Would you rather live in Atlanta or live in Cincinnati.
No, they're going to say they rather live in Cincinnati and play with Joe Burrow because of what we have to stop it, man, stop it. Let's bet. Let's bet. Let's bet what you.
Would have been. Let me see say this fan say, women in Cincinnati are the equivalent of Atlanta. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Better. Have you been to since Sinati? What are you talking about?
What do you talk about Atlanta? First tomorrow, listen, be drunk on the show.
No, you ain't drunk. Listen. I love Atlanta.
I will be.
I love I've only been Atlanta maybe five or six times in my lifetime. I love Atlanta. It's considered black, Hollywood, beautiful people, beautiful people. Cincinnati we have everything every ethnicity you're looking for. God, uh huh what you think Atlanta got Atlanta's called Black Hollywood for a reason because we dominated in all areas and all facets. Is awesome, It's great.
The only people that look here, the only people that's moving to Cincinnati are athletes. They played for the Reds, they play for the Bengals. You need to stop this, O Joe.
You don't understand.
I do understand you.
You think about the eighties and the nineties.
Since I'm thinking about Cincinnati, think about it.
Not the SNAT evolved.
We have evolved Cincinnati.
We have evolved. Cincinnati a very safe place to live. The people are great, the organization is great.
Right now, we have a full up better women. Atlanta crushing eighty four percent Cincinnati sixteen percent.
That's because that's because the eighty four percent ain't never been to Cincinnati, they've never lived.
There, and that sixteen percent ain't never been to Atlanta. Chat this man just out of here arguing.
I'm telling you, I'm not arguing with you. I'm just stating facts. Because I lived in Cincinnati for eleven years. I've been to Atlanta six times. In Atlanta is beautiful. The people are awesome. Everybody is on their business everybody's is doing something great in Atlanta. Awesome place to be. Well, but I know he had to offer.
We we gotta look except this collapse, because we're gonna put this up and we're gonna stand on business. And I want you to read the comments when they come into your page.
Okay, Okay, Well I just said I didn't say anything bad about Atlanta. I just said I would say people would prefer to live in Cincinnati.
That's not bad.
I just say I'm not saying nothing bad. Yeah, people, Atlanta, man, look at if you like Skyline Chili, take off Skyline Chili. Have you ever heard of Jeff Ruby Steakhouse? Huh? Did we go? Huh? The Precinct? Come on now, stay with me.
Now we got you know what y'all known for. Y'all known for a TV show w k r P and Cincinnati. Not what y'all known for? Okay, not because y'all hand Lanie Anderson on there? Stop?
Hold on? Well? What is atl known for?
You better stop? How about this? How about how about this the birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement? Do I need say anything else? Do you like your toilet paper?
Over?
Under uninterrupted post of the video of your Bengals having to design right. A University of Colorado study said it's more sanitary to hang the paper over as opposed to under. So are you an over or underguy? Over? Yeah?
Under? You know, I like, I like it? Come, I like pulling down? Is that what you mean?
That's yeah, that's over, Yes, yeah, I like.
I like mine over. I like mine over. And it's very important, just not any type of toilet tissue. I hope you all at home. When you visit restaurants. There's a small, small, small story, not not really a story, but when you go to restaurants and you have to use the bathroom my restaurants. I don't know how many of you use the bathroom in public. I do, I don't care. One number two, it don't matter.
Listen your rustance.
They all you have to do is dress the toilet up.
You know, I don't care. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it.
Listen, you don't know four corners, four corners, toilet shues, lay it down, one in the front, then sit your ass down. You don't do that.
They normally a lot of places have toilet seat covers. Oh Joe, you have to do that. You don't have to do that.
Oh well, the places that go I don't go to that fancy shit you be eating that, So I got the motherfucking covering my shit with toilet paper, and where I go at least, And this is.
You bring your ass back in the restaurant to eat after you don't tell dumping the people restaurant.
Yeah, you don't do that going to dinner with you?
Why?
Oh you YouTube in Hollywood for me? I wash my hands. I washed my hand and I got my sanitizer.
That's what I do know. Every place, public place, they use single ply toilet paper because they have to flop.
Won't WoT, won't stay listen, listen to me. This is how you know it for an establishment. It's how you know if the establishment cares about his customers. Because if you go to a establishment and they got one plot toilet paper, they don't care nothing about you, because you know, one time you take that two plot, you take that two ply, and you roll that motherfuck around and you go back there and you could wipe. If you wipe two goddamn heart, it's coming right through. You gonna have shit on your hand. I don't go nowhere. I don't go know whe where they got no one ply, I don't.
Do why that's why you're going to eat with you? One plot plot? You could be tower.
Ain't listen. I go to establishments where they have two plas charmon two plast charming, soft, thick thick. So when I when I when I when I when I swipe? Yeah, that bits like a credit card. Mm hmmm mmmmm.
So just like, hey, I'm telling my team if oo, if O Joe, invite y'all somewhere, don't y'all go out to eat with that?
Wait a minute, so you really acting like that? So you don't use the public. They have public restroom for a reason. Now you act like it's unsanitary to use the goddamn bathroom in public? Who raised you?
I can wait I get home.
How you gonna wait till you get home? If you got to use the bathroom? Unc easy? If you gotta wait, if you gotta pee, you, if you got, if you got, if you got a boot, boo.
Go boom boom, that's what it's far, y'all nasty, you nasty.
It ain't that first. You can't have no woman that leave the door open. She gotta go to the other room. Now you're gonna use the public restroom?
What else?
You can't live like that? Man?
You like you're living like.
You're in jail. You're in jail. You free, baby. I know.
That's why I can just come on home.
I have.
I've left the gym to come home and go to the bathroom.
You left the gym just to go What do you understand if you releasing that gym? How much better you feel when you go back to your weights, once you get that weight.
Off your shoulder. Now all right, okay, I'm wrong with you.
That's what it's fun. That's why it's called a public restroom. Ain't no ain't no rules, ain't no rules. And I guarantee everybody watching that guarantee they agree with me. I guarantee. So I agree with you too.
It's just not for me, just like everything else, like that nutrition for you, Just like that nutrition you say McDonald's, you don't got to do all that. I ain't got to do all that, right, And you told me what it got you that fire in it?
Yeah, it worked for me. That's why that's why I look like this. I will come up out this shirt, but I ain't I ain't gonna shure it. I say, you got your your little muscle stout today, you see you? Yeah? That ever, I got you, I got you.
Manho behaved on me. You know what I'm saying. I guess you want me to take great high of trailways or something. I mean, I'm just you know, I'm just trying to get the point A to point B as fast and as safe as possible.
Okay, come on, now go ahead and say say say your little piece on Why again, yet again? You out there spending unnecessarily unnecessarily when there are other ways to get where you need to go to There wasn't at a better rate.
I had to get there and a I had to get there and back. Now, let me tell you about my method of transportation. I happened to be flying a Citation ten. The Citation ten is the fastest. I wouldn't I wouldn't stunt on you. But I'm just trying to tell you I flew a Citation ten, which is the fast non military plane fly has a max speed of seven hundred and twenty miles an hour. So I mean, I think I think it said a speed record Jordan, What did he say? They went from LA to Fort Lauderdale or whether Vegas to Port lott Ofdale in three hours and fourteen minutes. I think they said they went from Las Vegas to Fort Lauderdale in three hours and fourteen minutes. Now, I don't know if anybody's ever been on the plane from Vegas to Port Louderdale. But that's booking. I mean, that's humping.
Yeah, it's booking. The only citation I know about is when I park in the wrong spot. You know, you park by a hydrant, or you park outside the line, or your meet run out and you get a citation. That's the only citation I ever know about, and the only citation I will ever acknowledge. But go ahead, and so you know.
Your boy, you know your boy, do it big thing, doing it well, do it and do it right. If you know I saw you on there in my mentioned yesterday, jockety jockety jockety jacket meat for being on the sidecage.
It didn't make any sense because you had you had to go to LA. You had to go to LA to four.
I had to go to Dallas. I was in Dallas.
Oh, so you went to LA to down. I actually I flew out of the private Therefore I flew out of Van Eyes. Why would you fly to Van Eys? And they got an airport right in lax that has American Delta, Spirit, Southwest Jet, Blue, Uh, Frontier that at all, they all, they all have flights at a great adequate price. That would have been good for you. That can get you from LA to Dallas. But you had to get on the citation ten because they could travel at miles up to seven hundred miles an hour. And they got you there in three thousand four. How long it took about?
Can the polo came back there and says, mister Sharp, we're cruising at about seven hundred miles an hour? Is everything? Okay? You need anything? You know, we got snacks up there for you know, they had water, they had solda, they had all the snacks we needed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got They got that. They got on the record.
Whoa, whoa, they got that on the record.
Airline sit we got they got jo.
I had to get from point to point B.
Yeah, you got from point A to point B. But you you did it at a at AEDI huh economically know you did? How much was it? I don't want to I don't mean to be your personal business. How much was it to get from point A to point B?
Man, Oh, Joe, you know you don't if you have to ask how much some call you can't afford it. You don't go into the burking store. You didn't ask when you bought rail that burken bag. You ain't ask him how much it costs. Now you're over there pocket watching.
I ain't pocket watching. I just want to know. You just said you you you you made an economic desion and it was good for you. You did not you know you can't be listen. We are an example. We are an example for the young people. We're an example for the older people. We are an example for people that have watched our show that are here to learn to better themselves and be financially and their decision making in the economy that we're in. If you are making rash decisions like getting on a citation ten because you want to give him point A to point B on a private jet at thirty two thousand feet going cruising at seven hundred minds, that doesn't send the right message to the people that follow us. And it's it's all we have to align in our core values for this shit. Okay, we have to stay on one accord and right now, you on your own track and for us to get what we're trying to get to. If we're trying to be here, we got to be it got to be.
Have you ever flown first class?
So when you go from point e, when you go from point A to point B, I need you to align with me in that area when it comes to space ain, o Joe.
But see here's the thing though, O Joe. You know you got that big ol' house in Miami, and you got all that stuff. I ain't got that. I don't be spending no money like that.
That's the second time you've been on the private Jane time count this year?
Hey yeah, I got there.
Hey hold on?
How many times you been on that Jordian? Many time? How many time we've been on the play? Okay, we flew back from we flew from we flew from Colorado to New York. We flew from North Carolina, Jordan. Where do we go Jordan? We've been We went to Colorado on one.
Now do you understand did you add up? Did you add up with that cost? Did you did you add I mean, have you ever sat back and just got your calculated out and added up with it costs and compare it to if you flew domestic with ash or with Jordan, and understand how much money you could have saved regards to what you have coming.
In coming in. Yeah, no, Joe, I'm trying. I'm out here, you know, pounding on doors and trying to get advertisers and sponsors, and so sometimes I have to take the private jet to try to drum up money for nightcap. But since you can't, since you told me I shouldn't be doing that, guess what, whoa whoa.
If you need to drum up money for nightcap, then we need to be making those type of economical decisions and not spending money before the money come in. What are we doing?
First of all, you do realize, like when I spend money, it ain't not camp money is my money.
Yeah, that's the point I'm trying to make. Don't spend.
But you know what, since you mentioned that I'm gonna start spending our money on private jets, it's not.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no. We accuate what we're gonna do from that. We're gonna do from this point on. This is twenty twenty four. Let's leave all the stunning and the flying private, leave that back in twenty twenty three. We have to be an example for the people. The people are watching us, They're watching how we move, people are watching how I move. I stayed on brand with who I've.
Been, but that for me, it ain't on brand for me. They see how I.
Roll, see thirteen a exit roll plenty leg room for you. It gets you from point A to point B. Funder Hunter, I don't know.
I had a whole seat, whole roll by myself.
What seat you had on Jordan? You know what?
The three people on the blame me Jordan, uh one of my handlets, you know.
And sometimes on Spirit sometimes it's only I.
Don't blame because everybody else in hell do my time to go? I ain't getting on here.
Nah, yeah, everybody got everybody got jokes man, It's okay, Oh.
Joe. I remember when I was like, I used to fly Coach. I hadn't flown Coach in a very long time, but I remember walking by like, man, one day, I'm gonna be up here, I'm gonna sit up here. And I remember the first time I bought a first class ticket. I told my sister. She's like, boy, you spent all that money. I said, yep. And guess where my sister fly? First class? All the kids first class, my mom first class. You never put my mom in the back. Hell no, I think about it. I think we might have a you know, we got another plan. I think we got another flan from Atlanta to India, Indy.
Hold on, you know so you know my my grandma used to say, man a hard headed maga sauce, let me live. I'm I'm letting you what no, no, no, no, If you want to live, let's live.
Let's live.
Let's open up Parandora's box and some other areas of your life, not when it comes like when it listen, open up the areas of dealing with women, right, all of them. Give everybody a let's how about try to whip cream. How about let's start eating ass? Start there? Hey, hold on, hey to stay with me? No, no, you say what you want to live?
Right?
How about we start sucking some toes, start sucking to get you some whipped cream. You got the publics, we know you ain't l a. What's y'all got y'all got, y'all got rousse go the round, get you some whipped cream and try some new ship blindfolder, put something, put on some hand.
I come up.
Okay, okay, I got to You don't got to fly private. You ain't got the Flyt's live in other areas.
I said that. I said, zip Tize, oh zipized.
Oh Joe.
I tell you what I'm gonna do with Joe. I tell you what the first one that Let me put some old m hmm, some more ox tail gravy. Let me pull that down in your back.
Let me put the neck bone, neck ball grave butther fried chicken or pork chop grave o.
Your yeah, count your boy. Now we now we're talking ye, let me do that. We do that.
That's get Now be.
Getting good old brown or some red eye gravy and pouring down your back.
Yeah yeah, see that that's perfect. See Now now you're you're taking things that you're familiar with, things like I love like text, like yeah, yeah, you love the ingo. So you you take that. You take those ingredients and then you add them on the toes or you add to the to the to the rectum area.
And take another go to work mm hmm, Lord
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