NightcapNightcap - Hour 2: Firing Family members, BBLs at airports & why sex isn't a team sport
Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss if they would be able to fire a family member, if getting a BBL is a good idea & the potential pros and cons of having a threesome.
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All right, oh Joe, it's time for our first segment of tonight, and it's called a news cap news cap.
Okay, let me stretch, Let me stretch. I'm getting old.
We've heard Charles Barkers say the NASAs at the Chacunpo, which is Gianni's brother, has better job security than Supreme Court justice because Supreme Court Justice they're elected for life. Uh well, Jannis just threw more fuel on the fire when he revealed that Fanasas that he rejected a deal from Adidas for Nike because of.
His brother to say.
We were waiting for forty five minutes and then they brought the contract and put it in front of me. I was like, okay, great, where's my brothers? And he was like, no, we're gonna sign your brother. We're not gonna sign your brother today. We're gonna sign yours first, and then we'll bring your brother during the weekend to sign. No, thank you. I like it.
That's what I'm talking about, because you know what, most of the time, this is what we more of us. Very few of us are in positions to bring each other on. Very few of the very few of us get our opportunity to bring family on. Very it happens very seldom. I like what he's doing. I love it, and not very many people could do this. Now, when we talk about NBA, we talk about NBA type money. If you can turn down an eight figure deal for a shoe deal for Adidas, you already have fuck you money. Only only then, when you already have fuck you money, can you say, you know what, if you can't sign my brother, don't worry about it. I'm not signing with you.
I love it.
I mean, when you make the kind of money Jannis is making, you can do that. Now. Everybody is not as fortunate to be in that type of position to do so. But if you are, any time, you can bring your family on and put them on in any way, this is awesome. I like it early on. It is if I had the leverage, you know, based on me not playing football, and if I happen to be an NBA player, and I would take advantage of these opportunities as well, because you have to.
You see Jannis in the commercials most of the time. His brother's in there with it. Yeah. Yeah. Earlier in my career, brother Ocho, my brother was who he was, and he would do a car signing. He would do a car signing unless they brought me for real.
Hey, that's dope, that's dope. You know.
He throw him something twenty five hundred three thousand something. Yeah. Yeah, So I don't I don't have a problem. And my thing is is that that's You're right. A lot of us when we get him the position and we can help like this, but oh you have absolutely. Yeah.
I mean I wish my kids would want to be in this family. This is family, though sometimes it's a little different. Sometimes you got entourage and listen, everybody can't go now. Oh no, oh no, everybody can't go now, come on you.
But you know, listen, you know who you can vouch for. I got homeboys. Hey, this is what they could do. I'm not finna make you present of my company. You might be, you might be can be security. You know what I'm saying. Hey, that's what you can do. I'm not finna give you no role that you're not qualified for in a role just because you my homeboy. It's not gonna work like that. Yes, I'm gonna put you on in a role that I know that you can handle, right, but you best believe. Oh yeah, for sure. I wish. I wish my kids wanted to do media. They guess what they'd be, right, they'd be working with Daddy SI. But that ain't what they want to do. And I'm fine with that. But oh no, no, no, absolutely not, Joe. Everybody everybody can't go where you go.
Yeah.
Hey, you remember when you was growing up and you asked your granddad or your grandma, Hey, can I go?
Nah, you can't go. Boy, you can't go everywhere.
Everybody everybody go and you and you have to be okay with that, and you can't feel guilty about leaving some people behind behind.
Yeah you can't. You can't. But listen, and it's so it's that is such a dope thing. And it's very few, very few that can pull that off. And one of the few, I was just gonna say it, Lebron can do it. Yeah, I think I think a Katie could do it. If you had someone close brother that that played the game of basketball as well. Some of these these are trying to think of other names NBA that have the Therns. Well, Steph, step oh yeah, Steph Yeah, well wait Steph, wait wasn't didn't didn't they play together? Or no? I'm I tripping. I think they about have played.
They might have played it yet with his brother, his brother in law played with it Lee his brother in law. He married Steph's sister.
Okay, okay, okay, ok ok okay okay. Yeah, very very very very few can do that. Can you imagine that step brother married Doc's daughter.
That's that's what it was.
That's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you underdo you? I wanted a chat to understand the kind of money you got to be making to turn down an eight figure shoe deal.
But he's honest. They won't it. They won't it. And now it used to be you have a shoe deal. Once you retired, the shoe deal went away. But it's no longer like that. Since Jordan, it lives on. You see Kobe cold live on Kobe. It seemed to me Kobe is the new Jordan. I see more players wear Jordan's wearing Kobe's than the Jordan. But Jordan determined somebody was telling me Jordan's doesn't let you wear he you have to wear the brand Jordan.
You don't get to wear his exclusive issue. Yeah, yeah, right right. You know what's funny when I think about it, I don't. I don't think his shoes are that comfortable to play in game anyway. If I'm not Jordan's Yeah, oh they look.
Right then then then then then then performance. Yeah.
You know the funny thing is people always make fun of me the few times that I have going to play basketball with some friends of mine down here in Miami, and they always make fun of me. I wear my Jordan Wanes you know, you know wear you know, the old school Jordan ones. Yeah, I wear my Jordan Wants to go open. People looking at me crazy, like, boy, what is you doing? You don't have no ankle support, no nothing. I say, bro, I need to. I need to feel the grounds. It's really weird. I have to weird. I need to. I need to feel the ground. So when I played football, obviously I was a Rebok during that time because you know, Reebok had the had the NFL licenses. Yes, yes, I had Rebok take all the lining, all the support out of my shoe, so all it was with the shell, cleat and shoelaces, so basically like a track spike, you know what I mean. Yes, I need to fill the floor and I don't like ankle support. I don't like ankle It's weird and I'm wonder few every time I say something I talk to players, ask me why your shoes look like that?
They do.
I just have to fill the floor. I don't know why, it's just it's weird.
Uh yeah, I I totally agree with Jojo. I mean, like I said, I mean, if you if you have, if you can possess that cop It happens all the time. Yeah, they do it all the time.
Oh, yes, they they Yes they do. Because they'refore, they're afforded more opportunities to do they do it.
All the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Coach Reid has this coach Andy Reid had his son working with him. Coach his son working with him. Yeah, but we feel, nah, we can't do that. People gonna think it's nepotism. I don't give it down.
What y'all think.
My company, I'm gonna do it right because that's a lot of a lot of coaches. That's how a lot of these younger coaches get started. How do you think Kyle got started.
Oh yeah, Koobiak who Mike gave the opportunity to be the offensive coordinator When Cool got the job at the Houston, Texas Guess who became his offensive coordinator?
Kyle Kyle. Yeah. But also when you're when you're affording these opportunities, you know when to come to us. Now you know we be bull driving now yeah, you know we be bull javing you. You put somebody on and they don't be wanting to do right. Oh but you're you are you are? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, come on, old boy.
Yeah, yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about. So listen, if you do, or you are in that situation and have the opportunity, or you afforded the opportunity to put someone close close, close family member, be sure.
They understand the understanding responsibility that comes along with that.
Take it serious, yes, got to take it serious?
Yeah with it? Oh that's what anything?
Man? How many times you think people a hey, homeboy, let your boy a see your boy A couple of bottle of that liquor.
I like, bro, so boy, you don't got that call before, you don't got that call.
I'm saying on you, I said, So let me get the straight. So now I'm a partner with five other guys, so just think about it all my other four partners. Every time somebody said we done gave away the profit, we ain't making no money, we just give it away. I'm like, bro, I don't want a nonprofit. Hey, man, you know the hoodie man, that hoodie boy. Let your boy get wrong.
I say, you don't. You don't.
You didn't.
You didn't call Gucci a lord and tell them.
To hook you up.
That's a good one. That's a good one.
We gotta stop that. Hey, I just want an opportunity to pay for it, right. I don't ask for nothing. I ain't never asked anybody. Hey, I pay for it. I just want an opportunity to be able to be able to purchase it. But you're absolutely right, O Joe. It's sometimes that we put people in position and then they take it. They take advantage of our kindness. Yeah, man, come on, man, I.
Really gotta work. Yes, you really gotta work. It's a job.
That's why I really oh you, honestly, O Joe.
I try to stay away. I try to stay away from that. I really do.
I really do Ojo, Because I don't want that situation to ruin a five or ten or fifteen or twenty year friendship or relationship. And that's what happened, because I'll fire your ass. I'm running I'm running a business. Oh Joe, Yeah, I'm a business.
I can't. That's why I can't. I can't do that.
I don't.
I don't want to put myself in position where I have to make that kind of decision or have to fire or chastise someone that's close to me, especially family. That's just I just I can't do it. Can you imagine? I mean, can you do you think you can fire somebody close to you?
Stop playing with me?
O Joe. Oh you took a long time.
No, but you have to think about it. Everybody, everybody has responsibilities. Everybody has obligations.
Oh so you you don't you if they if they messing up, you ain't got no problem. Find family none or none or you you better than me none.
We got every because everybody got everybody has a responsibility. We are our team, and we're only as strong as the weakest link, because if the link is weak, is gonna break.
Hold on. Stay right there, stay stay right there. I'm not I'm not letting that. I'm not letting that one get away. I mean use, I'm gonna use this in my next argument. I'm gonna use that we are a team. We are we are team, yes, and we only as strong as our weakest link.
We're only strong as the weakest link, all right, Because, oh, Joe, when you played football where they always try to get you matched up on the weakest corner, if you could have looked, hey, I'll take the challenge. But if I could have Boord revers and get me two hundred and fifty yards, why would I go bang my head tussling and grab it with him? With the slot guy, the slot I know I can go beat him for three touchdowns today.
Right.
So that's what you try to do. You try to put yourself in a situation that everything is united. It's a united front. Everybody has to walk the same thing.
Oh, that's a good one, asked my brother.
She's like, uh, would you want to work with your brother?
He said no, he said, he said he take it too serious and he worked too hard, he said.
He fired me.
I say, but you wouldn't have to do no heavy? He said, I don't want to do no lifting because I know him. See y'all, y'all don't know him. I know him right, See y'all, just see the good side of it. He told him, He told asked that when we went to Savannah State, he showed up. Asked ask him, would he want to do something with me? He said, no, he too serious. He works too hard. I ain't trying to work that hard no more. Ash, That's what he told her.
Man, I can't see you flying, I can't see you fighting.
Stirling. Now, as what did he tell you?
I can't see that, I asked him. But I'm still not giving up. No, he know bad. Look but he get on, get on one one night with this man.
Man, Please, it's gonna have to be at the golf course. He'll stop by the golf course. He's stopped by the golf course. But you know you understand that.
Ah, that'll be live man.
God No, But but that's why, that's how you have to have it on your Everybody has to have a common interest, everybody has to be with everybody needs to be obsessed because if you look at look at how Google started, look at how Amazon started, look how Microsoft started. Three friends that were obsessed. They were equally invested, not one guy. Man, Well, you know I can't come tonight because I gotta go such and such.
I can't.
No, we all got to be involved in this thing.
So no, you know, you know it's fascinating for those things you just said. When it comes to Google, when it comes to Amazon, how friends came about and thought of something that the masses needed? Yeah, thought of something that the mass is needed. And if you can think of a plan that the world needs, you could become a billionaire.
Yeah for sure.
That's that's that's crazy how that works. Yeah? Who would have thought of Amazon deliver packages next day worldwide globally? Like, how do you even start something like that?
Oh, Joe, do you realize Google tried to sell itself to Yahoo for a billion dollars and y'all who said no, it's all you overpriced? Now Google is probably worth a trillion and y'all who's out of business?
Business?
Yeah?
See how they works? See how God work? Hey, see how God work?
Well, we can have a trillion dollar company, but I need people that want to work.
And that's what I tell them.
It's like living people Like, Man, I want a podcast, I said, you do realize there's more than a microphone and the camera.
Yeah, yeah, much more than that, Yeah much.
People won't full time. People wont full time plate pay for part time work job. You see you see o chos. How can I make? How can I work through? How can I work through? Because see they don'et got jumped on YouTube and it is on I g I make seventy trillion dollars a year and all the work to all the work two days a year. Really, m.
Only in the dictionary does success come before work?
Pep, I like that, that's it? Like wait a minute, hold on now right there? Only Hey, that's a good one right there. Now, only in the dictionary does success come before work?
Yeah, I'm like, come on.
Man, No, But I, like I said, uh, I try to keep I try to keep it separate. Right. But as my brother, no, we're we're all we're wired the same way. Uh I give. I give my sister jobs that she can handle and that way, you know, because at the end of the day, I understand we're gonna be brother, We're gonna be family. But uh, you get them, you get the firing people.
Boy, but it's it's gonna get shaky. I still pay the bill.
Where go right?
Right?
Right?
That's why I can't do it. I would I would always keep my family, my brothers. Obviously my kids are much older now. If at any point they want to, you can't work for me. It ain't gonna it. Ain't no work, ain't no work.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't want no conflict. I don't want to be combative. I don't want to argue about it. I don't want to argue about nothing. I just I just can't. Let's just let's keep it, just keep it as is. I can't do it. Can you imagine me having the having the fire one of my kids they playing around the job, and you know, no, I can't. I can't do it. No, no, look, I think the thing is, oh Joe, is that?
Yeah? You try to keep it.
Now.
If if one of my kids went was in media or when the journalism, or want to do something. They wanted to be a producer or director or something, and they wanted to start here, but they they went and you know, daughters graduate med school sons and medical sales. My daughter's in HR. That's not that's that wasn't what they wanted to do. And so to try to get them to come over here. What what what's what's what they're gonna do? Take Shelley Joab be my assistant. They don't do what Ash does. Do it? No, that's not what they want to do. Wimby reportedly declined. Drake offered to come on stage since his teammates couldn't join. Apparently they're a Drake concert. There was a Drake concert in Austin, and when we got asked to come on stage, Womby asked if his teammates could come up on stage. Drake camp like, no, women say, and then I don't want to do it.
A team player, if one go, we all go. When women go out at night, when one leave, we all leave. Y'all. While you with that dude, that team player.
You always bring you one home boy that's gonna take it for the team, cause you know they're gonna be they might be two or three nins of teams, but they're gonna be about three or four to you know that. I'm just saying, Oh, I'm just saying, So you gotta have a home boy that's a.
That's what that's will it take off for the team. You gotta have that, Yeah, Drake got Drake gotta understand that. Drake gotta understand now. You know, if Wimby's there, you know, you know he got his partners with him. Yes, you know, he got his teammates with him. Everybody got to get everybody got to get loved. Everybody got to get loved.
In order to catch a lion, sometimes you got to sacrifice of gold.
Yeah boy, hell, no, boy, I can't wait. Oh boy, were you on fire tonight? So my homeboy, is that sacrificial goat?
Yeah?
In order to catch a lion, you got a sacrifice of go.
So that's what my homeboy. Fuck, I got this with homeboy, ain't no problem. But you know, A, he's not been drinking. He looking at looking at right, she looking like handy buried him. He don't know the difference. Please and you know A. You know, alcohol was the original filter. I don't know who to develop the filter on ig and social media, but alcohol was the original filter.
Drink she's stacked up, man, Look here wait. Alcohol messing with the senses like that to where it makes someone appeal to a little bit more appealing than they actually are.
It makes you think you can fly.
So whatever, when you looking at this woman at two o'clock at midnight, and are you serious?
You?
Are you seriously? Yes? Absolutely? Wait a minute, I'm okay, Time out, Time out, Chad, y'all excuse me for being and sound and lame. I don't drink alcohol, so I'm trying to give me a better understanding on how someone consuming alcohol it brings me. That can make someone appear more physically appealing from the eye because of what you drink.
That makes absolutely no sense. Yes, that's what they call him beer goggles. That's what they call them, beer goggles. Yeah. Yeah, she looked good when you were drunk, but now you sober? Yes, that happened. Hey, that was the original field, ask him out of the chat.
Yes, now that's a new one for me. I ain't never heard. I ain't never heard that. Yes, I was drunk, So this individual looks a little bit better than they do when I was.
When I was sober, she might be a two. You get enough drinks, she'll be a ten. Give me an hour. She started out as a two.
In an hour she.
Was a teen.
Oh man, that's funny now that that's that.
But see, my homeboy, they ain't need no alcohol, gotcha? I never left home without it. He's like an American Express card when I was in high school, because I already know he gonna take it.
He got every time sharp.
I got you. No, you know my friend, I ain't got nobody I already got. I brought somebody for your friend. I couldn't leave your friend out my friend.
Right, and she a high three two high three two and few.
Look you know how women travel? Hey, look here, it's just a look on the serenated. All the wildelbe's and the kudo and and and the analog they not all the same speed. All the women that's in together, all of them ain't nines and tens. Now, just like everybody in the group, everybody that we travel with ain't professional athletes, ain't got deep pockets. We understand that home girl probably got got got want to go take one for the.
Team to.
Y'all are all by share. I can't believe you got some homegirl that will take one for the team. So if you can go be with a drake or whomever else is that that's interested in you every time?
Every time the game is a game, and what else, you just got to learn how to play it, Hey, tea that's crazy. Hey, that that that brings back memories. Man, that's that's neither here nor there, but it does bring hey.
Mm hmm, hey, true story out of all my boy told told the chick he said, look here she's he said, you ugly, I'm ugly. Let's go fuck our ugly self to death? Real thom, what of God?
I put her right now, right down?
What he told me? He says, you ugly she talked about she was talking about I ain't you. You're born a lot. I'm ugg with you.
That's why we walked together.
Now come on, oh man, look here, I promise you.
I know people think you know, you know. I mut add a little jeez.
To the story every once in a while, but that is one thousand Everything I said, Ojoe, you know, I just you know, I make it funny, But everything I said is truth.
He's talking about straight out.
I'm ugly.
I'm ugly. You us as well. We might make it. Do what it do? Make her hug yourself to death. Ain't it ain't gonna work. That aina ain't gonna work today. You can't you can't tell. You can't tell nobody. They are not appealing to the eye. Everybody believes they are nine or ten.
You might rock.
Oh man, please don't Joe?
Better stop.
Old, O Joe.
Have you seen the viral video of a text message screenshop between a client and a last Tech. A Last Tech in Chicago had a Mercedes being set on fire by angry customer. The client drove an hour to the last tech, refused to squeeze her in on the date's promise, and the client set the last text are on fire and the car was on surveillance with there was a surveillance video of showing it happening. Look at this, O Joe.
Wooh hey boy, listen. It's one thing about women. There are two things that don't play with. They don't play about they upkeep. Women do not play about their upkeep. Now listen, I'm sure I'm maybe the chat knows. For those that do know me throughout the years, I do lashes. So I understand what this woman is going through. I understand what she's going through. I don't condone that. You don't put, you don't touch nobody else belongings. Now you got to play for that. You don't, you don't, you don't do nothing like that. But when it comes to lashes. I understand the importance of it because the set of lashes can change everything about your about your parents, everything, yeah, everything, And in the chat ladies, if y'all, if y'all need uh some lashes, you can go check my work on my YouTube editorial. I can do whatever you want. I can do if you're in a rush, I can do strips if you want me. If you want minks, I can do minks. I could do individuals, Hybrid, Mega, Volume, Classic. Let me know what you need volume, I do it.
All I'll need I need, not you, not you.
I'm just I'm just I'm just plugging my business. I'm just plugging my business.
I get it.
Oh yo, But I mean I ain't really look I was out the game, so I didn't really know anything. I ain't know nothing bout no bbs about no fake lashes. I ain't no nothing nothing because I was in a relationship, So I ain't know nothing about that.
Wait, if you use any relationship, she I mean that's a.
Part of no. No, no, she didn't have her lashes were naturally was naturally long long.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, we all ain't able.
We all and so I was like until I came to California. Now I knew about you know, getting your eyebrows and stuff like that, because I let my daughter took me into going and get my eyebrows.
Freddy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Me and my son. She told me, I come on that it don't hurt. I was like to ask my son. I said, Ken, you gonna do it. He's like, yeah, I do it if you do it. I said, okay, but see he got fake brown, he got yeah, he gotta yeah, you got yeah. Yeah.
Man.
We both up in that chair crying.
Man that Freddy Yeah, I said, oh lord, the material coming out my man, I say, oh no, never, never would I do this.
That's it.
You want time you out? Uh.
I remember, I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Let her talk to me and kid of that bull drive.
Oh no, yeah, I never forget. I took classes when I was in college when when it was a Santa Monica Junior College that took cosmetology glasses, and obviously I was taking it because I needed the credit just to be able to play, to get on the field. But then I started this is the funny thing about it, Uncle, I started to take the classes serious, and I got a better understanding about you know what, I thought about how much money I could save. Look about the money I could save. If I'm dealing with a woman, I don't have to pay for her upkeep. I ain't paying for it when I can do it myself. So I'm like a one stop shop. Listen, I can do your hair, I can do your nails. I could do your makeup. I can do makeup and all uncle. I do all that I do make I could, I could do wigs, lace front, I could breid. Matter of fact, it's so funny. Three of the best, three of the best hairstylists right now in the world Black folk. Yeah, you know I put them on. I put them on. I don't ask for no credit. I just let them act like they do everything. They color wigs, they lay wigs. Listen, and I hope one day they give me my credit. Arrogant he I know You're gonna see this anytime you want to give my credit. Lonzo Lonzo Jonathan, tell them who put you on? Like I started, I started the boys in that business of you know, boom nigga laying it down to the tee. But I was one of the best in college. When they came and doing wigs and coloring wigs and doing lace fronts and installing like I did that, that was that was me. But I had I had to go play football. That's like doing hell. Doing hell wasn't in my ministry unless it had to do with my woman. You feel me, But anyway, I just I just wanted to share that little piece.
My sister used to tweeze her eyebrows.
Wait that that hurt, yeah, and.
Then and then draw something in.
I said, if you want. I was like, why, Yes, I knew, I know I would Uh, I would have with with a girl.
She plucked the eyelash, She plucked the eyelashes.
Wait, she plucked the eyelashes and put strips in. Obviously, no, she had no eyelashes. I don't know if she got some now, but that's what she did in high school. Women women, women will do it too, and that's for guys. Women would go all out. Mm hmm man oh.
Women, women said they women said, they don't do nothing for men. This is this is for the this is for them, this is for their air, their upkeep, so they can feel better about themselves.
I saw a lady working in the airport, not walking through it with a B B L.
Well you see.
What you did?
You see what you did? I said the same thing. I was like, but what if?
What if?
What if it was natural? Because you know our women are women, b.
Al, You can't you can't have a turkey drumstick on the two pie and talk about his.
Real Oh okay, okay, it ain't matching. It wasn't matching. Yeah, okay, okay, I understand, I understand, but you have to understand what it does. Now. You know, men, we are visual creatures. We are visual creatures. So women have a great understanding that the better if you enhance your appearance.
Jordan would ever matter of fact, jor Jordan was laughing.
I said, Jordan's why she?
Hey, George about you know a lot of men be passing through the airport.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I was ready to say. Jordan with me, I said, Jordan's I said, Jordan, why she do that?
Jordan?
This dumb talk about you know, you know men be coming through the airport. Hey yeah, yeah, yeah a number and come back say man, stop it.
I think that's why a lot of women do it obviously obviously for themselves. But the appearance. When you want to enhance the appearance, it increases the volume of men trying to get at you, a different type of a different type of man.
But hold on the old joke. Yeah, you do realize every three years they changed the body style on the car.
Yes, sir, so do you know the BBL now?
Is that type?
It up?
About training?
It's about time to change the body style on the woman. Right, Okay, do you think you remember? You think curves will ever go away? Curves would never go out of style, depending on where you're from.
The cur wasn't it not? Everybody wanted flat booty except the sisters. They couldn't do nothing, boy that okay, I wanted to say they wanted big They had big chess ironing boards the sisters always had. The sisters had little chances and big, but they always had them donkeys.
Right. I don't think that'll ever go anywhere though. I don't think that any never go anywhere. I don't think the evolution of the ass will never die.
I see, but I see more women. I see more women with blue doing glute videos, doing sumo squads, belt squads, bagarians, splint lunges, lunge, trying to get rid of that, yeah, trying to situate it.
Okay, right, I mean is on for sure.
I don't knock nobody that. Hey, that's you. I just ain't gonna pay for it now. I'm just telling you. Now I got limits, or now what.
You got limits? Got limits? Man? You pay all the bills you buy Chanel bags. I'm you don't want to get no bird, no, no BBM.
What my what I tell you? My grandfather say, be careful fattening frogs for another snake to eat. Now you're putting all them bbls and you putting them fillers in, and you putting them booths in, and another snake gonna come right along. And that frog that you fatten up, another snake gonna eat it.
That's a good one right now.
Now, you said you give me the stuff back that you gave her because you're not gonna let her have it out on a date with another dude. Not just imagine the more the more nice till the plump lips m M kissing on him and doing other thing.
I don't I can't even talk about it on digital them.
Yeah yeah, that yeah, that's that that's that hurt, that's that hurt there, but just just just just the thought of it. But I need all mine back. I'm just saying if any at any point, I'm not, I'm just obviously speaking hypothetical. If I paid for you know, your breast to get done, if if I paid for your lifts, or if I paid for you know, your body, just whatever it might be, and and we don't work out, I need I need them sea cups image, man, I need them sea cups back. I need that ass back. Give me I need all that run me that, run me that back. And you have had the new dude, send you the doctor young Miami, doctor young Young Miami down in Houston in and a Dodtor Miami. Let them. No, I need I need my ass and my titties back, my lip filler, give me them, give me them lip fillers. Matter of fact, you know what, take them lashes off too, because I put them lashes on. Give me them lastes and give me that guy damn wig. I could I could let my next chicken use that wig.
I mean you can think about it. No nice full plump lift, the most sucular lift. And you used to buy it on. Yeah, and somebody else getting that glo gluck three thousand special.
Yo, bab you rolling over?
Yeah, yeah, they listen. The game is the game, is the game the game somebody somebody else is Yeah, you know it used to be for you O joke.
Now she on somebody else's Lizzy.
Hey. I used to have a saying. I used to have a saying. You know, I've been I've been saying it on Twitter for a very long time. I've been telling young fellas and preaching for a very long time. She's not yours. It's just your turn. That's listen, She's not yours. It's just your turn. Now. If you if you want to change things, you can, you can. You can. You can take it to the depths, into the courthouse and make it official. And sometimes statistically when you look at that, it's still in case not yours, you know. But I mean, it's it's just life. It's just the way that is on It's the way it is man. You know, you you you go in with with with with with dreams and aspirations, want to be with an individual for the rest of your life. Sometimes it just doesn't work that way.
That's what I'm saying, like I said, I ain't got no problem.
Yea, I'm gonna take care of the bill, because once I leave, he can take that over. But you if it had taken no lips and all them but them fillers and that that that that boot. Oh no, I could never let you walk out with that.
But you you take it back? You take just curious, would you taking back jewelry and persons too?
No? No, no, no, no no no no.
Keepers.
I lettle keep it.
Oh Joe. See when I say I take it back, I had it right, but I didn't give it because they ticked me off before.
They got it.
Got it okay, So I got them right.
Somebody else will be lucky to get that. I got that reil bag and a and a and in black, Yeah, that big gold when she got Yeah, you got, I got. I got a l V that they don't like, a limitedition in LV.
I got.
Oh, I got a bunch of stuff.
Hey, so you like Drake, you got, you got a bunch of stuff just waiting on the right one to come along to be able to bless them. That's dope, that's live, that's lie.
Well, my sister gonna be walking around, or my sister gonna be walking around with a twenty dollars bag.
Oh but she got a bunch of them. Yeah, yeah for sure, man, that's live. That's like I'm just thinking about it, man, just like, oh hell nah, honey, you're gonna leave me, let me get that asking them titties back. I'm just this in general, like how you how you gonna, how you gonna I've invested my money to help you with your appearance, and then now you oh we don't work out. Now you're going to the next man and he get to play with what I paid for.
Well, I'm gon show you. I'm gonna bring him down tomorrow. Tomorrow we're gonna do a segment. I'm gonna show you the stuff that I got that I got, Yeah, yeah, I gotta come the mad I got a couple of bag looks dead. Yeah you know, yeah, for sure, that's lives. Matter of fact, one of them might have Christmas wrapping.
Rap.
I better take it out of Chrispinal Rabbit. Now it's time for this is a good one. Oh Jo, This is a doozy. This is a doozy.
Night time for nightcap after.
Dark, Oh oh.
Oh, nightcap after dark, I got.
Oh, Joe, I'm very excited for us to talk about this story.
O Joe, take my jacket off.
Yeah, I'm going to let it. I'm gonna let the story speak for itself. Let's take a listener, Joe, this.
Is the wildest ask uncut we have ever received.
I'm an absolute loss. My fiance and I have been together for six years. We have an amazing relationship, and shortly after we got engaged, we decided to make our secret fantasy a reality. I asked my fiance if he would be willing to have a thressome, a one off experience for us both before we get married. We both agreed to doing this, and I ended up asking a friend of mine if she would be willing. We all agreed, and after a lot of great communication, we worked out what we were okay with and how it would all go down.
Fast forward to the night.
We all had quite a bit to drink. To be honest, the whole night felt like an exciting blurb. Last week, she called and dropped an absolute bombshell on us. She called me when I was at work and told me that she was pregnant. I don't even have words, and that my fiance is a father. I called my fiance straight away. He said, oh my god, I actually think the condom did break, but I was too drunk to remember or to even think about talking about it. She's decided to keep the baby. Holy shit, I know, she said. I feel really blindsided. I have no idea what to do. How do I even process this? My fiance and I do want kids together one day, but the idea of him having a baby with another woman makes me feel sick. How do we explain this to friends and family? How do we know if this can even work? I feel so overwhelmed. I don't know.
Oh hell nah, hell nah, boy, hey man, listen listen. I like the energy, I like the enthusiasm, despice of the relationship. No to do things are a little different. I like that part, but I don't like the back end.
What you expect.
Anything could go wrong? Oh Joe, why wait?
I listen?
The three? The three beautiful idea, beautiful idea, having fairly a role playing you're doing whatever whatever? People people do different things. But she got pregnant and she kept it. She gonna keep it, yes, but she said the girl was her friend. Okay, so obviously not only is it A friend is somebody that you trust and confide in and understanding that you know what, we can do this. I trust you and nothing to gonna get out and dude just and he don't remember and then they was drunk with the night was a blur. Yes, oh come on now, every time alcohol, every time alcohol is invod not first you get people pregnant when you drunk, and obviously and when you get drunk too or you drink alcohol, excuse me, people starting to look better than they normally do.
Oh joe, yes, see hell nah, alcohol changes your behavior. It doesn't change your morals.
You see alcohol see a drunk a drunk mind.
A drunk mouth is a sober mind thought see because see it won't allow you to do anything you didn't think about at least sober. And then drinking gives you the ability. It breaks down the inhibitions, things that you wouldn't normally do. That's why they call it liqui courage. Why you think they call it liqual courage, because all of a sudden you get this, man, I can do this. Bro, you can't fly we twenty stories up.
You can't do it?
Yes, I can.
He realized, but it's too late that he can't fly right.
Yes, oh Joe, that's what Joe. That would do a freesome.
Uh whoa time out? Come on, come on, come on, come on, humph You played in the NFL for a very long time. You stay the NFL a very long time.
Oh Joe.
You know my saying.
I like my women.
I like my women like basketball one on one and as little dribbling as possible. I'm going to the paint. I'm gonna back them down, Old Joe, I'm backing up down. That's all I want to Joe. That's all I want on Joe. It ain't no tea, no, no, no. And you ain't gonna double tea. No two on one, it ain't no two on one.
Ain't none of that.
I need one on one me and you we at the park. Okay, come on, I'm listening. I'm just asking. No, I'm just asking. I mean, I just I ain't never I ain't never had one. I ain't never had one. I just I just thought we might have.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't even think about it now. I wouldn't even think in today's.
Me being you, you won't even get on the elevator with people. So I know you can't thinking about it now. I was talking about, you know, thirty thirty years ago at some point, maybe maybe some time in college.
No, hey, oh Joe, I'm paid. I'm almost all about myself. I'm prime time.
Right right right? What you got for it? Right? That's it, And that's funny, obviously, Chad, y'all know my I know my situation. I've shared it before. I'm in a position where I can't. I can't have no threesome unk, and I already got I already got one right here in the household making fun of me. Nine can you imagine? So listen, I asked for a threesome. Not only am I embarrassing her, I'm go embarrass the person that gonna know, Oh, this is what you got to sleep with every night.
I can't.
I can't embarrassing people like that, yea. And then then you know, people people ask me, boy, why why your girl? Why she called you thirty three? Why she called you thirty three? And then well, now you know, three inches and three minutes. That's all you get. That's all that's all you getting out of me. I ain't got nothing else for you. I ain't got nothing else for you. I can't do it on you.
I gotta do it on Yoe. I can't, oh Joe.
You know if gonna go wrong? Yeah, yeah, well not all the time. I think I've heard, I heard. I've heard successful threesome stories. I mean, I'm sure there are successful ones. And normally, normally couples that have been married have been together for a very long time, they like to spice their relationship relationship up and bring somebody into the bedroom. It's something I've heard the stories before. I've read it in books.
I think.
I think I ain't gonna do no swinging. I ain't gonna do no swinging. Wait, you ain't ever mistering the suit. You ain't been to swing club. You don't. You don't got to participate.
I went to the park. You go to the park all the time, and I got them a swing.
That's the only that's the only swing that I'm doing. Listen, jump out the back, laying on my feet.
Drop out the front.
I was doing.
Hit me about you know, three sixty right?
Oh?
I think you know what. I think you should come to Miami. I don't want to take stay with me now. I'm gonna take you to the trapeze. I'm gonna take you to Red Velvet. Now we ain't got that, we ain't got to participate, but we can watch. We can do the show from the swings. Uh yeah, man, you think I'm less? Somebody fit be I'm been to be there. Why somebody blow my old lady back out? Oh no, it beat the break beat, the drump beat, the breaks up about old lady. I mean, no way, you gotta you gotta saying no.
That's why I don't that's what. That's what.
Man. Hey, hey, look at many'll. Hey, y'all know, hey, sex is is not a team sport. It's a one on one sport.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it depends, it depends on it depends on who you are.
Who I am. It's it's been team I don't know no part of that. Oh Joe, No, no, God bad, Look, oh Joe. I'm in a different place.
Now, right right right, I understand, but I'm.
Extremely Oh Joe. This is how I'm telling you that no means no, right, baby means no, yes means no tomorrow me? No, Hey, bro, are you sure?
Are you one?
Say categorically for certain?
Right? Nah?
We go hey, hey, look here, we're not gonna do this tonight, right tomorrow. I want you to think about this for twenty four hours.
Yeah.
Oh no, that's that's funny.
That that I would one night say what, I ain't never hey, I ain't going home with.
You at all? Huh no, no, no, damn, I'm mad. I'm mad. You got to live like that?
Man. I'm okay, I'm good.
I'm listening. I'm thinking about, like what we talk about it. I'm thinking about the good days, the good times, you know, as the younger me, you know, the having fun and and you know, exploring and and and doing some of the things I would probably never do ever do now in my fifties. I would never do it now at that fifty six. But you know, it's just a man just reliving those days and thinking about them. But don't think I didn't think. I don't think I didn't think about it. Now, okay, oh you thought? Okay, yeah, well it's one thing to think, but then it's one thing to think, but actually putting it an action is much better.
But I just always felt somebody go die me out.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's tough. That's tough. I mean, you always got to do it with somebody you trust, somebody you know long, long, ten fifteen year relationships or friendships in general are the ones you can trust when one of the things.
You know, you want somebody You're just like, hey, you know, you know you see all these movies you meet somebody on the plane, or you meet somebody at the grocery store. Yeah, and you know you that's that's the that's the that's what I will. I want somebody.
I know they had no fun in that Okay, I see wait, but known them that long, but never went there never never you know, no type of you know, interest in that way, especially horizontally or vertically. Yeah, depending on what you're into. All right, o Joe, it's time for your favorite segment.
Right now?
What we got? What we got, fellow sinko.
Hold on, it's cold as helling here, I gotta go ahead, put it, put your jacket back on. No I need. I just want to show y'all, show y'all my hat. I'm ready.
Oh bad, oh Joe, you remember last time you will over with that hat that had bad look.
I ain't gonna oe for the night. I ain't gonna over the night.
Okay, Oh Joe tonight. It's all current NBA player's name. You have to spell their last names.
Oh, come on, man, I don't know them boys like that.
This is easy. This is the easiest one you're ever gonna get. He played into night's game. He's the point guard for the New Orleans Pelicans, and his name is C. J. McCullum. McCullum.
Please, these used were McCullum in a sentence.
C J. McCullum missed the last shot tonight that would have won the game for the Pelicans. J. C J.
McCullum, M C.
C O L L O U M.
D.
Let's go, Let's go, Let's go.
The next one is Bizmarck Beyombo. The last name is Beyombo.
What is that is that? Wait a minute, is that of Nigerian descent? I thank You's from Congo Beyombo?
Wait?
Say it again. I'm gonna get this. I don't care. Chat. This is for y'all. Chat. Yambo beyond Yambo Beyombo, Beyambo b Dombo beyond beyond. Okay, here we go. B I y a m b o quote damn b I y o m b o Byambo damn okay Okay, okay, okay, that's okay, that's one one and one, one and one. I'm ready.
His last name is.
His first name is Pascal, Pascal siaka spell.
Wait, that's the one from the for the Raptors.
He used to play with the Raptors. He got traded to the Indiana Pacers. Now he's probably on the Pacers.
He went number forty three.
Am I right?
Yep?
S I A K A M.
Pascal.
Yeah, okay, And I only I only know that because I've seen him play multiple I've seen him play multiple times, and I remember how to spell that last name. Hey, let's go. Yeah, this guy getting no more wrong. I'm not getting no more wrong. I'm telling you, I'm like that.
Let's go. This guy played tonight. He plays for the Pelicans. Also, he's of Lithuanian descent Valentinis.
Oh hell no, come on, you know I don't know how to spread No Valan no, no Valentine.
V A L A N C I U N A S.
Valentin.
Ain't no where he was gonna do.
You're gonna get this one. You're gonna get this one.
Okay.
Here we go, where we at, We're we at? Where we at?
He's Anerian descent.
Okay, I'm not you're in I'm a Yahoo boy.
He was raised in Greece and he's known as the Greek Free. His name is Yantis and Jannis Antokupo.
What onto onto A n t I k o U m p u.
A n t E t O k O n m p o at theo Jannie.
That's that's a hard one. I ain't listen. That's a hard one.
And the bonus is McKay luke who McKay luke.
Wait using in the sentence.
C huh oh yeah, f F McKay luke. McKay luke is an accurate three point shooter.
McKay luke, McKay McKay. For some reason, I think it's m c k okay McKay luke, l U l u k E.
M y k h A I l i U k C McKay luke.
How the hell was I gonna get that?
What the hell.
Let me get?
You wanted me to give you Curry, James and Durant. Huh yeah, you give me these international players with with with names and you got to man, that was good. You got too. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Okay, okay, I got to I got I got to that was me, that would me, that was I don't think you gonna get Fiaka because I've seen him play over and over and over and the last name rung a bell on how to spell.
Now it's time for your revenge. Oh yeah, last segment of the night, and it's time to dunk.
Hold hold, I gotta get to it. I gotta get to it. All right, here we go. Let me opening me open these up a little bit. Hey are you?
Are you getting them tonight?
Don't you?
Oh no, oh no, you ain't getting these. Trust truck, cold as hell. A hold on, hey, trust and believe you're not getting these. You might have, you might have a great football knowledge, great football knowledge. But tonight, Duncan and uncle, it's about basketball. It's about basketball. It's ring the playoffs.
So have you put my.
Hoodie back on?
Look at a gun? Them thirty inch pythons? Yeah, whole yeah, So on and so on. Chat Chat, we're gonna we got him on the ropes with the first question. Chat we got him on the ropes. Okay, first question, you ready?
Yep?
Michael Jordan has the highest playoff point per game average NBA history at thirty three point four per game. Which active player is second all time.
With the most.
Active point per game average right now, second all time.
If I'm not mistaken, I think he's from Slovenia. I'm gonna say, Luka Doncic, you know what, you know.
What I'm gonna do. That was just a warm up question, that's all.
Is it right?
You got you got it right, You got it right, you got it right. Listen, It was just a warm up question.
I like Steve Barham on the sideline where the Clippers do something good.
Yeah, listen, that was That was a lead up question. So I can humble you on the second question. Obviously, you know Luca, Luca averages thirty to a game that was really easy. That's why I gave that. I gave that one.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
But you ain't gonna get this one though. I'm gonna show you this how you humble them. Chat. Watch this. Which head coach has the most regular season victories without winning an NBA title? Yeah? Which head coach has the most regular season victories without winning an NBA title? Yeah? Hell uh huh.
I'm gonna go it's one or two. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say don Nelson.
Are you sure that?
Are you sure you want to say don Nelle? I want to say don Nelson, motherfucker. But I'm telling you, oh Joe, when when you when you when you give me that. I'm just going to this going through the computer. It's rapidly going through the computer. And then I got to spit it out.
Nah, man, you cheating over there?
Man?
What ass chat Man?
Tell him?
Don't be helping you back there, man, listen. Don Nelson was the correct answer. He has one thousand, three hundred and thirty five regular season wins, most all time without a championship, followed by the Jazz coach Jerry Sloan. Yeah, okay, number three, number three, number three. Here we go, chat. We got him on this from chap There is only one Finals MVP winner that is eligible for the Hall of Fame that has not been voted in Who is that player? There is only one Finals MVP winner that is eligible for the Hall of Fame that has not been voted in who is that player? Wow? He's yeah, yeah, where that database at hold on?
Give me said give me said that because I gotta run through this thing quick, all right, all right, mm hmm.
He's currently eligible or he will be eligible.
He's currently eligible, currently eligible.
Sixty man.
Oh man, yeah, I know.
Corn Bread Maxwell. I don't know who Cedric Cornbread Maxwell.
Come on, come on, y'ah cheat over there manna heir, No, man, not beautiful. Somebody over there. Man, Hey, you gotta hold your hands up. Man, you type it on something, Man, you gotta hold your hands up. A chat ain't nowhere in hell.
He was the finals MVP in nineteen eighty one when the Celtics beat the Rockets. Larry Bird scored six eight points in both games five and six. Cedric Cornbread Maxwell, I think he's out of university as Charlotte.
Hell Nah, hell nah nah. I ain't going for that. Hey, put your hands and in on this next question. Man, I gotta make sure you ain't typing nothing.
You are?
You got the first three right, man? Something ain't right. Lebron James has played in two hundred and eighty two playoff games, most of n Big history. Who is behind him with two hundred and fifty nine games played.
I got this easy right here? The were ea right here?
Who this?
He was left handed.
He played with the Lakers, played with the Jazz, played with OKC, Derek Fisher.
Fuck man, what that computer?
Don't yop telling you.
Chat? He cheating? Chat chat? Y'all got to do something, man. If y'all can see something, look look at his glasses. Just looking in glasses. Let me know if you see something. Question number five. Michael Jordan only faced one player that outscored him in a playoff series. It was doing the nineteen eighty five playoffs. Who was that player.
Nineteen eighty five?
If you get this, I'm walking out.
Oh my goodness, I'm assuming it was with the Bucks.
The guy had to be with the Bucks because he went out in the playoffs in the first round his first three appearances.
Who's with the Bucks? Who was good on the Bucks back then? Jason Terry? Oh my goodness, you're honest.
Terry Cummings.
Don't do a chat. Come on, man, A chat? I ain't right, man, A chat?
No?
Are you cheering? Man?
You can.
You cheating? That ain't no computer.
That's a that's a I.
Man, I'm gonna stop playing with me. I don't y'all man, Let me let me let me look at the chat. Man, the chat, got the chat, got to see something chat see yah mm hmm. He went to the Paul University. Now you're cheering, man, oh, how am I going cheat? I'm saying the answers. They don't know the answers in the chat. No, you know what you're looking at the chat? See the chat, the chat give you the answer, man, because they listening. They listened to the question, and then they putting in the chat. Then you're reading from the chat?
Are you.
No? You gotta close as, You gotta close as lasting. You gotta close as because ain't ain't ain't nowhere here? You getting all these man? Hell no, but these is hard questions, man, because I don't even know these.
I study sports.
I've been studying sports since eighty seven. Last question, you got close as, don't cheat? Don't even look at the chat. Who was the last four year college player to go number one overall in the NBA draft? Who was the last four year college player to go number one in the NBA draft?
Martin in nineteen ninety nine.
Yeah, yeah, okay, that's a good one. I knew he was gonna know that one, because I even I knew that one. Hold on, and you know, why I knew that one. Where did Kenyon Martin go to college?
University of Cincinnati?
That's why I knew that one. Okay, okay, all right, you know you did. Hey, listen, you did your big one to night. But I think the first four the chat help you. Did Chat help you because you got chat right. I went five for five the last nights because the chat is I just caught on. Like when I asked the question, the chat be putting the answers in there, and they didn't know Chad that y'all know, y'all, No, No, it just dawned on me. It just dawned on me. So as I as I asked the question, the chat start putting the answers. Wait, Chad didn't know. Let me let me finish. Let me finish your wait, your relax. You'll ponder for minute and you're process it because you already see it in the chat. But you'll wait a little bit then you'll say the answer.
The chat didn't no corn bread, Maxwell, There isn't no corn bread corn bread because they I didn't give your first day.
I gave you his nickname what they called him, Yeah, because somebody in the chat said the nickname too. Yeah, oh Joe, you cheated.
Man, Oh Joe, I mean you almost have a couple of diame. Blow Joe, you almost have you a couple of diablow Joe.
Now you you you cheating, cheating, you cheating me? Bad you. I mean, like all that hold on, you cheated me. I'm I'm convinced that there's no way. There's no way you're able to process sports like that.
I am.
Actually they're different genres, genres, eras. Yeah, I mean, like now I can do it.
I can, but but just no, oh Joe, I'm telling you, Oh Joe, I'm good with this stuff now, tracking field, basketball, baseball, football.
Oh Joe, listen, I can. I can only do that. I'm justnest I can only do that with soccer, soccer, bosting football. Now you get you asked me some soccer. I ain't got nothing. Yeah, yeah, I can. I can only do that. I mean, go back eighties, seventies, ain't Yeah that basketball I got. I gotta work. I gotta work. I gotta work on that. I gotta work on that.
All right, Oh Joe, It's time for our last segment of the day, and it's called Q and A.
Q and a Q and a.
Stephen Bass three fourteen say, just got my laporte Wednesday and as the Kanyak drinker is well worth the way, can you speak to us for those strong work ethics, but we're not afforded the same opportunity to be successful as others has. That's really hard, m because sometimes you can work. And that's that's the frustrating part about about it, No shoe, is that sometimes you could work so hard and then you look and somebody else is getting ahead of you and you don't think they're working as hard as you are, and that can be very frustrating. I'm I'm but at the end of the day, I just like, well, I'm just gonna continue to work and if God sees fit for me to move a step up, that's what it is. Because I can't do I can't do anything about that old shoe because I don't know that person situation. What's hard, what's hard work to me or not hard work to me might be extenuating to them, right, So it is frustrated. I mean, couple, we've all been there. Hey man, I'm doing all this, I'm working my tail off and I'm looking over here this dude, come out the gain. He already got he running the little sorry rouse and I'm working my butt off. He got ten cats, lead game with ten ketches if I got six, Listen.
Sometimes it's the way to cookie crumbles. Sometimes you put in all the work and you don't get the results. Sometimes you put in all the work and you don't get the results you want. Somebody else maybe cuts a corner, maybe doesn't put in the work.
That you have.
I mean, it happens. It's something that's you know, there's this old saying, this old adage. At times life isn't fair, and it's because of the situations like that. You're doing all the right things, doing all the things people are saying you're supposed to do. If you work hard, well, the results supposed to show themselves all the time you put in hard work or your sacrifice. Sometimes the results don't always show up.
But how about this?
What if that? What if? That aspect is fair? As long as you don't measure your success by what somebody else doing that you determine it's not working as hard as you m M. You see a lot of times, what what gets us frustrated is that we're the work we're measuring our work by their success.
Okay, you see what I'm saying. Oh Joe, So man, I'm doing all this, but.
That was the thing, and I started like, once I stopped measuring my success by what others did, life became a lot easier.
O Joe.
It's a lot less stressful.
You don't have I didn't have the headaches that I had because I was worried about like, well, you know what, maybe life is fair.
Yeah, maybe this is what your life was meant to be.
Mm hm. You know one thing that will always keep you down? What comparing your comparing your life to somebody else's comparison. Comparison is the thief.
Of joy.
Every time? Every time. Well, hell, I'm putting in the work. How come I ain't got that?
Well, I worked this job.
How come I ain't driving that? Man? Boy?
Oh Joe, I had a girlfriend. They taking all these vacations. They go here, they go there, and I know you got more money than them.
Oh, oh, get it together on what you told them? Hold on, wait before you say, before you say what you told let me give me, give me. I know you're finna give me a good one. I was like, I was like.
But that's their life.
That's not our life.
Okay, you're trying to live their life over here.
Who at the end of the day, At the end of the day, Oh Joe, you can only be who you are, right.
I said, I'm not a vacation type of guy, and I told you that, and you were okay with that until until your friends started saying, well, Shannon got all this money, he's doing this, he's doing that. Why don't y'all go here? Y'all can stay in a nicer place than what I stayed in. So now they're putting pressure on you. You bring that back and put pressure on me. So you allowing them to mess up our home?
M hmm, what you ate? It happens all the time? Could you happens all the time?
Robert Paul?
And you?
You said, hey, get on youo. It's always a great time on the show. It's my birthday. Do you think I can get a shout out? Thanks a million. If either of you ever wanted to create a children's book, look me up. I'm an illustrator. Stay blessed, Robert Paul, Oh, thank you, bro. Appreciate all the support that you've given. Nightcap uncan Oho thank you for the support, thank you for tuning in catching us.
And you know what, I might take you up on that offer. Robert might take you up on that offer.
Happy birthday, Raheem Cunningham said, he my older brother Ricky about to get married to his fiancee Stacy two weeks in Jamaica. Could you give them a special shout out? Oh Joe, if you don't mind, you can come to Jamaica crash the wedding. We love nightcap Ricky. Congratulations to you and your beautiful bride destination wedding. Oh man, that's incredible.
H congrats, congrats.
Guys. I hope you have a long, long, happy healthy Mary. Yeah, somebody performed. Let me know, perform what at the wedding?
What you're gonna perform? What instrument you play?
Now?
I'm gonna sing two occasions.
You only think of them a day at night.
You only think you on two occasions.
Lord have Merton j Ju said, do you all like lemon cake or strawberry cake better?
Neither one? Yellow cake chocolate icing, yellow cake chocolate icing, Betty Crocker. They sell it at Publix. Yellow cake chocolate icing. Talk to me, I like where I like.
I like the lemon cake.
The ash occasionally brings me from Starbucks, but probably strawberry.
Come on, man, strawberry.
Yeah.
Now, I like red velvet, but only from the lady that's in Glenville.
She only makes it. She's the only that's the only red velvet cake I like. It's got. It's gotta be that.
I ain't never had no red velvet cake ever. All I eat, all I've eaten is my Betty Crocker yellow cake chocolate icing. And I eat cupcakes from publics and birthday cakes from publics because I don't know what kind of cake they be using a publics. But guyy, doctor Frank L.
Bellamy says, out of all things you guys an collect, which are your most meaning?
Which has the most meaning? My kids, you didn't collect them.
And you don't hold them.
I did collect them. I collect kids like pokemons. Let me think what you got?
What you got?
Because I don't really collect anything.
Oh, I don't collect money. I don't collect I used to collect paper money, so I had that paper.
Money currency oh currency okay, okay, oh from different places.
No us, so I have every denomination from a one thou from a dollar bill, all the way to ten thousand. Okay, so I have a one two hundred, five hundred thousand, five ten thousand they made. I think they made seven one hundred thousand, but I think they're either private collectives. They're all in the Smithsonian now.
I have.
I gave my grandmother for like thirty dollars worth of silver dollars. I gave her two thousand dollars because I just wanted them, because I know she had them for a long time. So that probably those probat of those silver dollars. Probably those probably those I had a watch and my brother goat me a watch for graduation. But I don't know what happened to it. I don't know.
Damn, I ain't got shit. I'm for real.
You ain't got no soccer jersey. What's your most prize soccer jersey?
You collect them?
Oh?
Man, I got every I got so many, the most prized one. You know what, I'm gonna have to go with that George Campos, That George, that George Campos jersey that he just signed for.
Man, you remember the you remember when the old throwback football and basketball jersey was out?
N Oh the baggy ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
I wish they'd come back in so I can start wearing them again. Lady Ray said, shout a note, what are two things you're looking forward to this summer? And at least one thing has to be non work related.
This summer. I don't do nothing in this summer. I mean I do the same thing in the summer I do in the spring, fall and winter. Yeah, smoke cigars, play video games. We got uh, that's it.
We got uh.
Oh taking the kids to Dubai. Man, I'm tripping uh in the summer. I forgot about that. So when everybody that you know, we we already do our annial trip at the beginning of the summer, when all the kids are home, I'm taking I'm taking all the kids in Dubai. I forgot about that. Yeah, we got some big stuff playing. I can't tell about it.
Yet this year.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Let me know, let me know, I'm I cutting a trip short.
Yeah.
Well, I just open that it doesn't overlap. Well, we got scheduled. Yeah, I make sure it won't. I make sure it won't. We we only we only stand for a week.
Yeah, uh yeah, we I got some plans coming up I'm gonna let you all in right. Hold onto that.
Uh.
We got some plans. We got something brewing. It's been under wraps, but it's gonna be unwrapped. Guys.
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