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Nightcap Gone Wild: Unc's quirks, Ocho can't spell, and fans tell raunchy sex stories Relive the craziest moments of Nightcap, including Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's wildest monents from the live show in Atlanta, Houston & Dallas.

Published Sep 21, 2024, 8:00 AM

Relive the craziest moments of Nightcap, including Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's  wildest monents from the live show in Atlanta, Houston & Dallas.

03:14 - Introduction
03:20 - Ocho's favorite smells
07:46 - Unc showers 4 times a day !?!?
14:52 - Spello Cinco LIVE
30:15 - Sex or Next
31:36 - Shannon's pregame ritual
38:00 - The Relle Report
42:15 - Terrell Owens joins the show
46:12 - Spello Cinco
58:40 - Eating Booty: Pros and cons
01:06:10 - Unc loves Toronto
01:11:56 - Ocho pranks Unc
1:18:30 -  Shannon gives wisdom

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Hey, hey, buddy Trippin, Hey, can I tell you something about some weird smells that I enjoy?

Like?

And hey, listen, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious.

Check.

Yeah, y'all enjoy too, But I can't weird smells that I really enjoy on the petting zoo. I like the smell of going to the fair and going into the petting zoo.

It's weird. The smell of gasoline, not just any gasoline.

Anybody in here that rides dirt bikes in the chat or anybody that rides Yamaha badchees. The smell of that type of gasoline, the mixture of the gasoline. That's weird, petting zoo gasoline. What's what's another another weird smell that I enjoy that that would be odd for most people, Like at the circus, the smell of circus, like the circus animals.

It's stupid. It might seem stupid to some people, but.

Yeah, that's it.

What cigar? Oh, cigars?

Nor ey, it's another one. No, it's another one.

That's that's it. I don't do no one else.

They're in the smell. They're in a kind of like a weird smell that you love.

You got it, you got it?

Now you go, I'm lost, okay, depending what you're.

Talking chat they do. Yeah, yeah, the chat guy.

That ain't got no smell.

They got a smell.

I shouldn't be there. Yeah that that that gotta smell. I ain't supposed to be there. And now I do like it. A look tart, now, you know? Sometimes yeah, a little tart listen listening that now may not just a little tart. It has to it like all that putting, all that uh ship Victoria's sugar bullshit and all that something, all that dumb stuff where it tastes fruity.

That's dumb. Oh listen, it.

Needs to have it, okay, as is how I was supposed naturally be.

It's supposed to have like a little tartness to it, like when you put your tongue on the battery. If it's supposed to have like a little low little.

Twing to it.

Kid, you not, I mean you should know.

You mm hmmm, I'm cutting back. I don't eat no more. I don't eat pork.

Man, you need help, man, Hey, why they took the video down? It wasn't that bad.

It was done and more more, more facetious manner. I don't think there was really serious.

But oh Joe, you eat you eat the other you you, I mean you eat something to you right around the corner. So you drop in with that. I mean, ain't nobody fault. But yeah, it's different they nothing different you right around then just drop in that. Hey if if, if, if you got we got two homeboys, we live in the same neighborhood, and we won Dove down they're gonna see you, ay man, I'm gonna stop by sharphouse.

You right around the corner them them on special occasions.

You right down with your special special occasions, special occasions.

You know.

Oh nah, you you told there ain't nothing special special. So I know you on the mother hole.

When you go to the car wash and you want to detail, that's what That's what it's like.

That's what it's like.

Sometimes you got a d Sometimes you got to detail a car. Sometimes you go in there for a spit shine. You know, you're in and out, you know, and sometimes she wanted detail. You know, you want you want.

The works car it.

Take the mats out, taking the mats up, back in the mask, you know, put the put.

The put the no you bet I have no man, you better.

That that was a good one. That was That was a good one.

Okay, that was a good one. You need help, Ohoe.

I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good.

Before the game, Kean Koman revealed the chores he hates more than anything.

You ever scrubt the base boards.

They talking like, I ain't.

Washing, I put it in the dish washing wass list?

I well well, I'm you know, I'm I'm I'm very cheap.

You know, I don't.

I don't use no dishes because I use I use paper recycling.

I used recycled, recyclable.

By if recycled, would I buy it?

But I okay, okay, okay, I see what you mean. I I try to keep my water bill down low, you know, so I don't want to use my dishwasher. I try to keep my water bill down low. I don't want to use, you know, wash dishes. That just that's that's an unnecessary expense.

So I try to keep it on the washed and done. I've done well doing Nah, bro, that's unnecessary. Young, that's that.

Come on, like you listen, you're overdoing it. You're overdoing it. You're overreacting. Now you're gonna don't scrub you goddamn skin off. There's no doubt you can get showered full time today now, I know.

You get you get get wake up in the morning, you shower some activities, you.

Run your errands, you hit the gym.

Yeah, come home by twelve two o'clock.

You shower.

Now, there's no need to take another power again.

Maybe before you go to bed, hold on, maybe before you go to bed, so you don't you don't get in bed dirty, you know, but you being.

A on a Monday, and I got nightcap, so I get up.

I actually obviously I got first take.

So I take a shower, about six fifteen, get dressed, come downstairs.

Ask them to call Shelley.

Shelley dodn't let ash in Jordan in so when I come down then here then got everything fired up.

We done did the check. I'm gonna come in.

I'm gonna sit down probably about six fifty do a mic check at about six fifty three, six fifty four.

We good to go. All right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go up.

I'm gonna eat, eat breakfast, chill for a little bit. Then i'm gonna go. Then i'm gonna go to the gym. I come home, I'm gonna take a shower. Now I'm gonna take it. If i I'm tired, like man, gang gonna come on late, let me go and get me a nap. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take me a nap, and then I gotta get him take a shower. I gotta wake up on yo, I gotta wake up, Okay, then guess what, yoe, I gotta go do cardio. Then I gotta come back in. I gotta take another shower because I'm all sweaty.

Oh man, come on, man, I gotta figure I'm sweaty.

That's too much you want me? Oh so you want me to come on? You want me to come on night y, like get back.

We ain't gonna know because you look at at you. We look we can't smith. That's I mean that that's just too much. I know your water got to be crazy. You water got to got to be crazy.

Yeah, yeah, time today only.

Think how many Think how much water you wasting brushing your t six times a day? Think how much water showering three and full times today? Like that's that's a lot of water. That's a lot of usage.

Man, I said, Lord, Now if you do, I don't pray to you a many nights. I don't fell on my knees of many a night. And I know my granny then prayed a many night. You ever give me some indo you ever give me some some some running.

Water inside my house.

And I ain't gotta take no tub bath, no more use tubs, no tin tub. I ain't gotta take it right, may please, I ain't got one.

Got to heat the water, got to heat the water up.

You had to heat it up.

Or like when I was working in the fields, on Joe, we'll fill the put the wash tub.

We call them ten Some people call them ten tubs.

Some people call them wash tubs, number two, number three, wash tub, ten tubs, whatever you want to call it. So we said it, we feel it, you know, put a half three quarters away full and leave it in the sun.

Got that warm water, I get that thing right there on Joe be back. They didn't have no ivory. So yeah, that's all we ever had. Float the iron.

Somber ivory I used to use.

As I said, Lord, if you ever, if you ever give me an opportunity to put me in a situation, and I can take a bath whenever I want to, if many times I want to. Man, I wish I would one shower day. I've never taken one shower day. That ain't gonna happen. I don't care if I don't do nothing, if I don't leave my house the first thing I do, I'm gonna take a shower when I get up in the morning, I'm gonna do that.

Every morning, and I'm gonna take another one before I go to bath.

For one real, if I'm in the shower, don't get in the shower of me because you had a hot water to motherfucker hot number one, number one if you do. If the one time when we first met, can I get some water? Yeah, I'm in the back of the shower cold.

You hog in the water?

Never again, it's been five years.

Don't tell you.

I never step.

The water.

Then me cooking feet food in that water. Yeah, then women, the women women do have that water a little bit too hot.

Now, and that's fine. I don't understand how A lot.

Of time I take a col so I don't. So I don't sweat because I don't.

There ain't nothing worse than taking a shower and you be, and you be and you sweat. Right, So I lot to tell her, I take a cold shower, right, So I feel good to open up the poor especially in the morning. Now in the morning, oh Joe, I take a cold shop before before I go in the air over the poison fresh man. You know, I get some cold ProAb gets some ice pack put on my eyes, so you know, getting that puffing. Decide get the swelling out. So I'm coming down there and bright eye like, yeah, you're feeling good now?

Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know about that cold shower. I can't.

I can't.

I can't do that one. I'm taking a hot I'm taking a hot shower. The A C is on in the house wherever I'm going. I'm sure the A C is on. Cold shower. Oh yeah, but I'm a sweating getting the cold tub.

I'm a sweater. No, I'm I'm a.

Sweat Okay, so that's that's understandable, Yes, sir, yes.

Hey, you think you think old Girl a final because I'll be enough keep yapping my face from other beep.

You know that, don't you. I'm that ain't stop on Jado Yeah, oh yeah, for sure.

Oh yeah, and it's time for I know one of you guys's favorite segment, spell o Sicho.

Yeah no, jau. We couldn't do it. We couldn't do it the regular way. Huh ah, Man, he ain't got your hat.

I need my hat. I left my hat.

Hi man, I can't find that bitch man, damn man. Hold on, but I got y'all tonight because I ain't gonna embarrass myself.

In front of people.

Man, I ain't for no, I got this ship. I ain't bullshit, I know it ain't.

It ain't been looked good for the home team tonight. They ain't looking much better, is it.

I probably promise you.

I promise you listen anytime in front of a crowd and the cameras rolling, you know, like when I was on the field, I always show up.

I show when the yall show, when the likes is on.

Man, and i't even have these people laughing right yeah.

Yeah, the crowd right here, So you will get one wrong.

I ain't gonna get ship wrong tonight.

Check us out.

This can't be a regular spellow Sinko. We're gonna have someone to compete against cho Sinko.

Hey, yeah, yeah they they now went to Harvard, now you know.

Yeah, and uh, what we're gonna do. We're gonna have two people have one somebody don't you gonna spell a word? This person don't spell a word, And if oo misses and that person gets it, they get a wrist band and you get a sign bottle of the Portier that you get to pick up at.

The end of the night.

So y'all a cheating man? Well, when I get my word right, what I get?

Huh?

When I get my word right, what I get?

You get a pad on the back. Congratulations, man, you finally got a word right. So ask how we oh, we just pick anybody out of the audience. Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on, you in the black hat you you oh here, come on, come on, come on, we got one.

We gotta get a lady. We gotta this. Come on, yeah, come.

On, nah, bring somebody, somebody from up there jumped down.

Come on, man, okay, come on.

You in the ad, you in the ad, come on, stay with me? Yeah, yeah, oh ya.

Hold on, let me let me stress.

Yeah. Man, the liquor.

Liquor stores might be out of Latle Portiere because I don't think you're gonna beat nobody to night.

Now.

I'm finna wash this nigga.

Man.

We are you from? You're from Atlanta?

Columbus, Columbus eighty five sous.

We went to college Columbus State.

Hey, hey, you go, bro, here you go? Hear you?

How you don't they be asking all the questions. He tried to talk you off your games, and you drink it that liquor. That man about to beat you with a couple of liquor.

Too, Look at it. I can tell that Lt. Poitier.

All right, O, Choe, lou let him go first, Let him go first.

How do No? No, you gotta go first, you go first.

No, I'm just saying, hold on, give him the first word.

No, I don't want him know he got it. You gotta go first, all right? O Joe, Oh, Joe is up first? Your first word, O Joe. Surveillance what surveillance? The police were surveiling you and your home boy. Surveillance.

Hey, speaking of hey, you know what real quick, real quick.

Hold on all about old Choe, hold.

On, hold on, hold on, hey, hold on, listen to me, real quick.

Listen to me real quick. Now now speaking of surveillance, right, you're a quick story. Me and my dog way more right. We went to jail because of surveillance. Yeah, the camera was rolling.

Yeah, got you.

Yeah, So I'm going to spell that business.

Okay, spelling.

Surveillance as you are yep. V E uh huh I uh huh l A n C E.

L A n c E.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's wrong. You were clothed. Oh y'all, you were clothing as you are. V E I L l A n c E.

That's what I said.

Okay, okay, okay, what's your name? Man? Hold on?

I said veilings. I spelled it right right.

No you didn't, okay, hold on? He oh no a silent yeah no no, no, no no, no, all right, y'all.

Niggas be cheating.

Man. It might be silent, but you got to say it, all right.

O Joe, Okay, here's your word, sofa.

That's my off Oh Joe, call it my man. Let's hear it.

Hey, it's about this old so this O this sof righthre s O f A appreciate that end of the night.

Pick your bottle flying the poor heap at the front. Pretty sure good?

Look at you out That.

Funked up man's there.

Damn hey you come. Oh he's a drunk that he good? All right, all right, O Yoe.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold hold on, let me regrouve.

Okay, take your time.

Where you from North Carolina? We went to college.

When's the same stake.

You?

Okay, okay, all right, you ready, Joe, hold on, I don't want the enemy on my side.

You got to go on over there. Yeah, you know, ladies first.

Now, huh okay, okay, all right, O Joe, whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa Ladies first.

We got to be respectful.

Okay, okay. The word that you have to spell, ma'am water let me think.

W A.

T E A that is correct. That is correct?

You know without Joe, the way we're gonna make it fair. She has to spell three words.

To your one.

Okay, okay, she.

Got the person right, Okay, word number two, carpet. Let me see uh C yep A A rah p e T correct. Y'all know she cutches. She from North Carolina.

Y'all heard of say it? Ah R all right? Last word, O Joe, last word house. That's a hard one. H O U s E. That is correct?

Man, oh Joe, Yeah, hold on, let me get it right.

Get that.

Okay, I'm ready. I'm I'm ready. I'm ready, ready to give me that thing, Give me that thing.

Okay you ready?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm locked down.

I'm locked in the word you must spell, O Joe. If you do not get this word correct, I.

Ain't finna lose it from all these people come on.

Okay, the word you must spail soliloquy. He got it, guys, we gotta make him use that. That one semester Harvard Education soliloquy, soliloquy, soliloquy, would you like.

The phone a friend?

Okay, I'm ready. Okay, y'all think I got this. I got this, They got it, he got it.

Let's think before you go. Yeah, well you go so soliloquy. Yeah, sounded out, sounded sir, live love wi soliloquy.

Yes, soliloquy, that's why whoa.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wh whoa whoa what what?

Oh?

Yeah? Yeah, yea. Come on, come on now, he'll a service.

I mean, he's he's really never spelled in front of a live audience.

So come on, not give a little great.

Hold on, hold on, you know what. Use it in the sentence from him.

Use it as sentence. Uh you know what it is.

It's like when people they go on and on say yeah, I appreciate that.

Soliloquy. Now what are you gonna do?

Oh soliloquy, that's it? Okay, s a L.

Go ahead, go ahead, keep it going, go ahead, double l.

Q U E soliloquy. That's right.

Did you sound that out, sir lilokuen?

I mean, from the sound of it, it sounds like you can't spell that word.

I ain't never heard that before.

Okay, it's s oh, that's what I said. Yes, s O l i u l o q u y.

How are supposed to spell that? Ship?

Are you to be honest?

Who are you here?

Know how to spell that?

With?

Iut looking at their phone? Be honest. No, don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Y'all know how to spell that?

Okay, okay, give me another word. I'm gonna give you an easy.

Easy one.

Man.

You embarrassed me in front of company Acus. I did not want to, but I had to acqus.

Aqs. Hey, hey, put it on your phone and show it to me.

Oh, you trying to be slumped off me? Youaire you wanted to ride it on the mirror. Huh No, I'm just put it up there. I don't know how to spell that q S ACT.

I know I spelled act a c t q S, so it might be q u o e s t q S no A c q.

U I e s c E.

I was close. I was close? Who back there spelling like they do that ship.

It's not work for player large damn. Oh Joe begetting.

It's a pleasure to nice to meet you, Oh Joe.

Yeah, okay, you know what. I'm gonna give you a word. Okay, how about this one?

I know I can spell spirit?

How much is here?

I can spell? Cheat?

How much this here? Umbrella? Who? Umbrella?

Umbrella?

Yes?

U N b R E double l A. Come on, man, stop playing, stop playing, man, stop playing.

This is what I do. Give me another one, Give me another one. I'm on fire, give me another okay.

In dyke in dyke in dyt. Yeah, you got indicted for a charge you and your homeboy committed that car.

Yeah yeah yeah, nigga, we still on papers for that ship.

Hey, I n d I c T.

Come on now, man, let's go.

Let me get another one. Give me another one, man, give me another one. I'm feeling good right now too. All us we go in to Magic City after this.

On me.

Listen signed out and it's spelled just like it sounds. Okay, precarious, precarious.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, precarious. I used to date this chick back of eighty three and she was precarious.

Yeah yeah, p R E C A R I O U S gonna stop playing? Man, what sh'all talking about?

Man?

Give me another? Give me I'm on fire. Well, hey, I'm on n B N B A jam fire.

Okay, okay, how about this here? Connecticut, the state of Connecticut. Who Connecticut?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Connecticut. C yep, oh double n uh huh e double t.

You ain't no double team?

Okay, one team, one team.

But there's a there's a letter in front of that tea Connecticut.

I ain't never been there. I don't know how to spell that. I don't know to spell C O N and E C T I C U T. That's too my ship.

Thank you for everyone for participating.

Thank you very much. All Right, we got one right here. Oh Joe, black hair, black hat.

Okay, So I'm gonna speak for the ladies and the man. Okay, okay, all right, So yeah, is that like a cold red or I can't speak to provocative? Yeah. We growed up in here, We grown up here. Okay.

Okay, So if you're a lady, right yeah, and you like ain't no, please write your hand.

Oh they shot, they shot, they shot.

Come out.

Come on, lady. But I see no hands. I see no hands. I'm I'm gonna set again. If lady and you like, hey, don't raise your hand. No you ain't boy yourself. You ain't bte yourself. I thought you ain't yourself. Go ahead, okay, okay, okay, you ever threw up in the game, won't your you ever threw up here? Noah, I don't throw up back.

Get I get my I get my arms now. I eat my McDonald's. That that that's that's sitting on my stomach real right, you know, proper nutrients. That just that's my fuel. I ain't got time to throw up now.

No, I eat.

I'm eating by the time by the time we hit the feet out of a yeah see, I'm eating.

Oo. I'm probably eating about eight o'clock, so eight o'clock in the morning.

Yeah, I eat attend at the same time every time.

I mean, I'm just gonna get what you call them, you know, get pacakes. I would eat French toast, just with bananas, uh, egg whites right, oat meal, glass boils, juice, glass of water.

I'm good, yeah, I.

Uh well, all jokes, all jokes aside my pregame meal whether we were playing home or away. At home, it was either McDonald's hotcakes with sausage, sausage, we muffin and large OJ or I go to First Watch, which is on Walnut right downtown. I go there at ten o'clock and I get the trifecta trifactor. It was simple and just you know, French toasts, the Millionaire bacon, two eggs scramble, a fruit bowl, and a large cranberry.

Juice and that was it.

But then I was superstitious. Oh show.

I had a situation where I think the first game I ever had one hundred yards, I had a blueberry Dunkin donut and.

You kept eating that same goddamn blueberry duncan donut.

Huh from nineteen ninety two until I retire. Every game in my Locker three.

It was.

I don't know if Dunkin Donuts still does this, but they used to do a blueberry cake donut, and they used to do a chocolate chip cake donut right, so I would have them they would get if they didn't have the chocolate chip, they would get blueberry.

So I got three blueberry donuts.

I got three packs a big red five your five sticks in a pack in a pack though, and I would have six advill sit to my locker. They would give me limon socks, you know, limon socks six four to six sake. I would take those back get running back socks.

We had to. The exchange had to be like this every game on more Away, right, and.

Mike's gonna come out there and check eighty four your donuts are there up? Everything's right because he was superstitious too. Yeah, so oh yeah, oh yeah. Once I got the hunt of y'all eight just like clockwork. And in Baltimore they didn't do it. So when we played the Broncos in the playoff game, the equapment managers brought me the donuts. Yeah what happened?

Caught the tip with fifty eight yards down the sideline, that's live. Yeah, so yeah, that was oh oh see, there you go. They know what I'm talking about. Now. It wasn't no when I played.

I don't think Denver didn't have no Christpa Kreme, So Duncan donut was it? And so I need y'all dunk and donuts. If y'all listening, bring those chocolate chip cake donuts back. I would greatly appreciate it. I've only been to I've been to them, you know, Honolulu, and I've been to ConA.

Now what that go?

ConA?

What I went? I went Marlin fishing?

Marlin.

Yeah, you caught them, big ass Mark, I sure did.

I ain't got I ain't got the patience. The realm ships in for an hour.

Nah, you can have that, sure did.

Oh. Now you want to talk about somebody got no patience? You talking about unk. You ain't got no patience. You quit talking about hunk.

Ain't got no patience.

But I mean, listen, I think out there fishing, you know, you have no choice but to have patients because you can't go nowhere because you in the middle of goddamn water.

Yeah, but I'm going out there water to case something.

Yeah, I mean, I just I can't. I can't do it.

I can't.

Once you get past them down aggravating mass dolphins that keep nibbling the uh your Yeah, I'm like bro hey, yeah, because they because you know they're smart now they highly intelligent. Yeah, they eat all they eat lead ahead, they eat all around or Nah, there's so many. There's something this up we wile you draw back in, all you got is a head on there. Yeah, man, stop playing. Oh yeah, I would like to go again. I'd like to catch you one about five hundred pounds. Now I want to go wicked two and I want to catch me a big yeah, I mean the one I talk only weigh like one fifty seventy five.

Oh that's it. Oh, that's that's little. I bet, I bet I know one thing you can't. I bet you don't want to catch and killing a goliad group.

Of Uh yeah, but you gotta let them things go. I mean they can get they can get all they get. The big about seven eight hundred pounds. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, but I want to catch I would like to catch you on. I'd like to catch you on the more tunas probably about five but four five hundred pounds.

I'll let him go, but I just want to just want to fight it. I want to fight him for an hour and a half.

Hour and hour and a half maybe two hours? You mean two hours?

Yeah?

You know, I'm good at big, I'm good at I'm good at fighting. I'm good at fighting a long period of time. Stay with me, now, stay with me now, hell man, you don't like to fish?

No, my bad, sorry, hell no, and listen. I've been remind me all my life. I don't even go on the water. I don't understand why people love being on yachts and boats and jet skis and going fishing.

Hell no, I don't want to fish. I just want to fish. I mean, you know what, when it gets some time off, I'm gonna go to time. I'm gonna go to time, pard and beat here.

That's all I want to do right here.

Hell no, it's it.

If it ain't got nothing to do with this. Don't call me to go out, don't call me to do nothing. You hit me, send me a dim, send me your game of tag.

And now it's time for you guys. One of you guys his favorite segment, the Rail Report. Come on out here, rail.

Hey, Real, need a mic right red Real, Mike, it's my mic Hey real. Hey, Hey, y'all are you doing real? I'm doing amazing.

You just flew into town today. You know, rail sprung in town today.

We ain't doing amazing. We fucking beefing?

Is he like?

I'm coming? I want to see my man. I've been away from him for a minute, so I'm coming support. Yeah, even when we beefing, I still support. Now see that's what you need.

I mean, listen, time, let me tell me glass off.

Like we beefing for real, Like no bullshit, I ain't talk I ain't talking to Rail in six seven days.

I'm a diney man. I've been busy, fuck this ship. I just want you all to know we beefing for real and.

You still love us. So that's what people, that's what couples do.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me finish, because I'm mad.

What they used to say, scratch your ass and yes, all right, right now you're upset. I'm mad.

Animals get mad, humans get upset, So right now you're upset. You have a little disagreement. You know, Rail said it was rainy outside, You said the seventy and sunny, and y'all have.

A little disagreement. That's what happens. A couple disagree sometimes, don't your damn you ain't gonna be great all the time.

Any couples out there, Augum, yeah, they don't know you. Are you going through it too? Okay? Okay, hey, holl let me after the show.

Oh oh your lady taking a picture too, so it is okay? Oh Joe, you got to step on, yo, you better hold on. You better hold on.

Women like real, ain't they don't come easy, make their own money, got their own got their own money. She can stand rail as a stand alone. There's not a whole lot of women that can stand alone. Reil can carry her own and I know sometimes. Look I'm a lot older than you, O Joe, and I can. I'm speaking from experience. I'm speaking. I'm speaking from experience.

And is easy.

Like when you get upset with your partner and the first thing you go, let her know what heff it up with.

I'm the dude.

Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm old now.

And I'm motherfucking real.

So with that being said, look, this is this, ain't nothing that we can't overcome. We family, how about we have a how about this year? Like when I go on vacation next year? You were rail host not captain. You said, you said you want you want he.

I want to be on first take. You're gonna be off on first take.

Bro, when I'm going on first take, when I take my two months off, you would take my two days and your day?

No, no, no, I want to come on there with you and steven A Like right now.

I ain't know. I'm on Mondays and Tuesdays.

Okay, I'm gonna come on Monday as it Tuesdays.

No, you could you take the weekend? You take Thursday and Friday.

Ain't nobody watching on Thursday Friday?

Yeah they do. That's leading into the game.

Nah nah.

But first of all, I don't run first take right, that's something you gotta take up with Stevie Day.

All right, don't worry about it. We're good. We're good, We're good. And just so, y'all. No, this ain't no script. This ain't really the real reporter's part of the show. But on on, on, God, we really beefing.

What you gotta keep reiterated just so.

They don't think this ain't serious. This ship serious beefing, And I'm mad. I gotta, I gotta use the bathroom.

Boy, you got you got kidn it's like an old person.

I got a peepee?

Go ahead, all right, I'm sorry, Lord, have mercy, he say this, what I go through this? He ain't got nobody. You're good. You know you're good.

Here, I'm feeling there for my homie Chad.

Okay, that's what's up. What's what's up? Everybody? What's up, Houston? What's good? Did you fly in for this or you here now?

I'm here, I'm local. My daughter's at Prai View.

Okay, what's been circulating lately is that Tyreek racing No Allows Tyree.

I don't know what much more attention that he needs. I mean, he already has enough attention as it is. But he's not beating No Allows. I don't care what it is. What it is he like, we did a we made a bet like probably three years ago. He said he would give me like ten steps. It was like nine yards, and we raced one hundred one hundred yards. He barely made up a yard. If I get a good start, I can beat Tyreek. And that's not that's no cap.

That's just me being realistic and understanding who I am and what my billity.

You believe you, if you believe, if you got a great start, if if I work, if I were, if if you got a speed coach and says okay, oh Joe, we're gonna work with you for three months.

And at the end of the old shoe no, he ain't doing nothing.

But at the end of those three months and it says, okay, you race Tyreek. What you want to race him at a forty sixty one hundred?

What you want to raise?

He has no chance in a hundred because I'm one of those back you want once. Yeah, I pick up at the end fifty sixty. That's very competitive. But if I get a good start, he's.

Gonna have a problem.

He's gonna have a problem. But he's not beating no Allows.

That's not no. Why do you think he keeps challenging No Allows?

I don't know what much more attention that he needs.

No, But it's not possible.

He's not about to He's not about to beat an Olympic gold medalist.

Nothing. He could beat him in a fifty.

Ojo, ain't beating me in a fifty? Tyreek can be No, he's not beating him in a fifty. It's about a mindset. There's as football players. Like I said, Tyreek is good football speed. He no hands down, he's one of the fastest in the NFL. And there are some guys that will probably challenge him on that. He didn't raise DK Metcalf. Why if you're that fight, you're that fast like race DK?

That's Mark. He's Goodwin who was a track guy. Olympic guy. Why aren't you racing these guys?

Is avery word that he just ran the fastest forty man?

You bit en off a little bit more than you can choose when you're messing with No Allows, Like, what is it?

What is it?

You're trying to get out of this, but you're not beating You're not beating no Allows. You think he's been no Allows.

I said in the fifty to sixty, he's not because you get out so fast and we've been going at this for years.

Yeah, you're not even faster than me.

I would admit you're you're quicker than me.

You're not even a better receiver. Be stopped playing with me. Blake, I'm oo blake.

It's me.

I'm gonna go sit over this on this couch with the it's the yellow jacket couch over here.

I ain't homeboy.

It's a yellow jacket couch over here.

You're about yourself for you, I got love for you.

I got a jacket too.

I made my own. Hey, it's three hold on two before I got my real one.

It's three hundred of y'all. That's only one of me, nigga, that's all.

That's good.

Like I said, and I look better than you.

No, not happening, not happening your favorite.

Oh hell no, it's on.

Let me see if I can find my hat man, because last time I ain't got my hat and that was the problem I had right here.

I got to be in here somewhere, that's all. Damn man, I lost.

My hat man. Hey like for come on oo when my hat went man?

I think man red probably them ma hat man.

And all right, o't show you're ready, Oh Joe, We're gonna start you out here.

Okay, have we had this graphic right here? Chat? Okay?

Okay, Oh Joe, We're gonna start you out with an easy one perfunctory, per perfunctory, perfunctory.

Kah funk functory per functory, Yes, perfunctory, perfunctory. Can you can you use it in a sentence? Please?

Yes, let me see. I'm gonna give you the orginerary origins also okay.

He gave a very perfunctory, non perfunctory. Okay, not a confidence perfunctory. Okay, you ready for funk functory.

Three? P e r mm hmm.

Funk. If you n c t E R Y for func three?

What you said t E R y no p e R that's what you in c t O R y Oh. So I was so close on the word I said.

I never even heard of that before. I never heard the US before in the sentence work. But that's my first time.

I want to Yeah, let's go, boy, and I used it for you. I used it for you the sinners too. You were close, don't Joe?

Hold on?

I got this h wow where? Oh? Hey man?

What was wrong with those?

No?

You can't. We got to get some more words.

Okay, I'm a I'm gonna get him.

I chance to get the best this.

Now.

All you're doing is yelling.

Okay cicco.

Secont sequel fonte.

Sicco oh cycle cycle as says it's cycle okay.

Okay, okay, cycle Okay, I'm ready cycle cycle fan a font.

Cycle fan okay, p cycle fans. That's why c O.

F A n T.

S Why c O p h A n T.

What happened? I got it right?

God damn man, out.

Is s y.

I'm gonna get this easy one right here. Oh Joe, hold on, hold on before you give it.

Let me let me, let me let me process something real quick. Okay, you know what I'm ready. It don't it don't matter, it don't matter how different it is.

I'm I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I got I got to sound it out, and I got to do like my grandma used to tell me, boom.

I got to make sure I ask you use it in the sentence, and when you use it in the sentence, I have to process everything based on the definition and the meaning of the word, and.

Then spell it.

I'm ready, I'm ready. I promise you, a Chad, I got I got this right here. I promise you, Chad. On Jesus Sandals, I'm not getting this wrong. On everything I believe in, everything I stand for.

This is for y'all.

You on the phone, who are you calling?

Yeah, I've called somebody that can help you spell the words God, Hello, Hello, ain't even pronounced it.

That's why I'm spelling this ship wrong, because it's hot than the motherfucker here, God damn.

I got this right here. I promise you. I promise you, Chad. I promise you, Chad, I promise you. I'm telling you, I'm telling you. I work too hard. I work too hard for this ship.

Man, not anybody would to help?

I got I got it?

Promise you.

What?

Oh? Kiara Sciro?

Kiara araused I used to I used to say.

School. Yeah, yeah, you know we're right now we playing who wants to men? Bill Millionaire? The friend?

Holdo on, that's somebodys name.

That ain't the word?

What's the word you want me to spell?

That's the word, Kiara Sciro? Hey, why would you give me the tie?

Ain't word? And I'm black?

They got black? Italian? You spaghetti right.

That town?

Hold on.

Kiarra Okay, okay, boy hot, hey what boy?

It's hot?

Why ship? I'm sweating like a pig in the slaughter house? Man, Tiara?

Yeah, bell you damn?

I mean listen.

The only only thing only Italian I know how the spelled is bottle of Telli Mario Mario Balletellian.

Yeah, but this at it? Well you you got his number? You better call him better? All right?

You spell the world the Italian language, Okay, they spelled a little different than the English language, So ki I know it starts with the K because the Italian language key key right I because Italians don't use to eat that much everything's with everything would have goddamn I for some reason.

So you know I A yeah, yeah, R A K C H I A R O F c A.

Man see I wasn't you.

Come on?

You got me at a disadvantage. Man me listen.

I went to Oregon State, Harbord and Yale for two semesters. Nothing in that curriculum was Italian.

Nothing nothing. We didn't do anything Italian.

Give me an Italian word to spell here on nightcap in front of the world, and and and like come on, that's that's that's unfair.

That's that like you you can't handicap me like that.

I promise you.

I got the next one, but nothing to give me something from the English language. Okay, give me something from the English language as nah, you should have gave me like bala tellia something.

How about this here, man, Stop playing with your boy man, stop playing refrigerator R E F hold on refrigerator R E F R I D G E R A t O R refrigerator. That's what That's what I always sneaking.

Yes, it is no R E F I G E. I said, he o R there's no D in refrigerator.

I spelled it.

What you talk about you had you had a D in front of the G.

In fridge at D there.

You sure?

What?

Hey?

Hold on, spell bridge? Yeah you should have spell bridge. Okay, spell fridge B R, D G E.

Refrigerator.

But in the English language, I know what I'm doing. Bridge and fridge is spelled the same way. Once you add the R and the e, the D is there.

So that's that's what I'm talking Abut about the English language. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

They didn't.

Huh.

You said you wanted the word from the English language, But I got it right. You just want the word it is. It depends you.

It depends what book you look at. You look in the New Testament of the Old Testament, Yeah.

What refrigerator? Didn't need the one of them? They have no refrigerator. They have the refrigerator, need the one of them?

Hey talking about the.

Old Testament forgerator and the Old Testament and the Old No, listen, I'm telling you.

Man, my grandmama, I'm a grandma book Man.

In her dictionary and her Old Testament, refrigerated was spelled with a D. And the New test with the new kids that did. Yeah, it's called you mean new Addition, the Old Testament and New Testament the first edition.

No, okay, you're sayfrigerator. Okay, didn't do y'all.

Y'all have to understand, o Jo hasn't had his hat. O Joe hasn't had his hat in a while. So hopefully he brings his hat on the live tour. So we get, so we get, we get some of these words right. Like I said, I played a lot of international games. I've been to Japan twice. I've been to Barcelona, I've been to Berlin. We played in Australia, we played in Mexico. Uh, not a whole I mean, I mean we're Japan. I mean it was just hot as hell, and you know, everybody love him. American money, they bargained with. You got American money, You got American money. Yeah, I got American money. We make deal.

All right, let's take a deal. Let's think a deal. Let's make a deal. I'll be here to make a deal. I got a whole bunch of man. I brought that stuff back. Man. That stuff don't work, man. I mean they had that, you know, Japan, like in.

The nineties, they had like the oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, the Walkmans and stuff like that. Just playing the CD of the and stopped working. Man, I got that thing back over here. Man, I think it started working on the plane. I think this is it. I might have started working soon as I got it. Got that damn store show why you bull hipped? And I think you know what, I just remember.

I think I remember going to McDonald's.

And I think I think like a big mac, a large fry, and a cold It was like fifteen fifteen, but it was it was almost basically triple the price for what you Yeah, you play in the States, but uh yeah, I mean, but you already know. It's not that the food is. It's just that you're not used to eating the food. So you're not used to eating. Yeah, things that you're not used to eating. But pizza, pizza of Ash will be right at home. We've never done any place. The Ash can't find something that she likes. Oh you don't like that?

Got a Pallett pallet for everything, man, look here whatever.

Yeah see, I'm not you don't like to tell you.

And you like Indian food?

You who don't eat?

Is there anything that you don't eat? She thinks for a second, No, not really pickles. Oh yeah, pickles. Whatever is something else? You told me olive pickles?

Olive? Yeah, it salt vinegar, So that's it, salt vinegar, chips. Everything else is.

The one that will try anything one time. And there are three things I would never eat. I would never eat because I don't like the texture ochras, zucchini and squash, Oprah's and squashed.

Oh no, absolutely not a chance in hell.

Mm hmm.

No, no, nah, no, Okay, I don't I don't like none of that. I don't like none of that. Out though that's a lot. I'm really I'm really really picky. I mean, I've always been picky. I've always been picky, but I you know, like I'm not I'm picky when it comes to best. Well, I'll try different type of I'll try meat. So if you say, okay, Shannon, okay, this is a possible, but this is this is this, I'll try that. Well you're talking talking about some oldkrah and Brussels sprouts and all.

The I'm good.

Raccoon cut bail pepper, comes, some bail peppers up, some onions, put that luminum full cut him up, Joe and put his ass by three twenty five. Watch him fall off the bone. Come on, anybody, Joe, I guarantee you. I left my sister cook that thing for your joke. I guarantee you. Somebody flapping their fingers the way your lifts be popping.

Ain't your popper like that? You live? That ain't happen.

Huh.

But you eat booty. I don't actually eat it like you. No, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not.

You you what they call gen z.

Actually eating the raccoon.

No, you don't.

Actually you're actually eating booty, like.

Just right they tongue up in there.

Yeah, you don't eat it, man, You just right around the rim like you know what I mean when you know when you shoot the basketball, and the basketball around the rim before go in.

That's it.

You just.

Yeah, yeah, And guess what ro ro road they go right. You're supposed to go in to hoop.

But it's better than eating raccoon. Raccoons eat everything out there.

They scavengers. They scavengers, sold chickens. No, man, so they scam pigs. Hold on, chick a pig eat his on. There's nothing a pig will not eat. You talked about the guy that grew up on a farm. Anybody that grew up on the farm in the South, a pig and a chicken, you will ever meet. No, it's not no, it's not no, no, snir.

Nah. What's wrong?

Listened, listen, it is nothing, it's nothing. You see nothing wrong. It's nothing wrong with detailing your women. There's nothing wrong with detailing you women. Now, you stuck in the eighties and you haven't evolved when it comes to fore play in that area. Listen, No, no, no, no, because you refuse to suck all toes and you won't lick no ass.

You stuck you, I mean, you're stuck in the eighties.

You have to evolve with the times, the bills, they do it right.

Yeah, I played in Buffalo. Eric Moles was there, Eric Moles and Pillars Price was there. And the second time I played there, I forgot who. I think it might have been Stevie Johnson. Stevie Johnson might have been there, if I'm not mistaken, and that play.

Did you.

I ain't going I ain't going nowhere.

When when I went on the road, I grabbed my food, I do my little dinner, and I'm right back at the hotel ready.

For team meeting. Yeah, yeah, I ain't never do that. I ain't going nowhere me too.

That's what you learned, Like, Nah, what's it?

What's in Toronto? This it's nice?

Mm hmm.

Now, hold on, I played with I remember I played with the Alos. Now one year in Montreal. I went to Toronto, and I know, but we went to Toronto. We went to play Toronto.

Still, I know.

No, I did the same thing, went to the hotel, got me some McDonald's, went right back in. I ain't do nothing now. I hear stuff about Toronto. I mean, I mean, but I mean, you know, you know better than me. I said, I see the look you gave me, So I'm assuming. So it's Toronto like Houston, is what you're trying to tell me.

No, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Joe, don't do that.

Now that you're saying something very near to the bar, I got a I gotta pray Lord that I'm asking for forgiveness.

I'm just you know, I'm just sort I saw of looking and you took it down your glasses to let me know, like, all right, oh but Toronto, Toronto night thro So I'll be talking.

That's what I'm trying to say, okay, okay, I'm just checking.

No, I'm just checking no, no, Hey, but I tell you what I Hey, back in the back in the early nineties, Prince used to have a couple of clubs, the Glam Slam and I think first.

France France, and he was in there and they were in there.

You was in there.

You did you fut about it? I'm fout. You know what I said. I had to.

With friends.

I know that's the time now brouh.

Yeah, I wasn't party with it, but he was in there and you know he Oho.

There been some time I had hit that Jimmy Swagger father, I'm seeing you know, I had to ask him for forgive this. Oh Minnesota, Minnesota kept is one of the great secrets. Minnesota on it like that right, like you said, But boy, they had six come on man like Jessica Rabbit.

Mm hmmm.

And you know I was there. I was hot on the trail. You know what I'm saying on Joe that wiscally wabbit.

Hello, we got we gotta lock back in. We got a locked back in, lock back, lock back in.

Hey, Hollo, they got the emoji, they got the feet of mooji, that's feet.

Yeah, you see the thing to be. Yeah, they got to feed together. What why they look red like that? That's the soles of people. Feed your feet black. I mean what you've been stepping on charcoal?

I mean that's red though, Like that looks completely red unless my something wrong my screens.

I mean you see your feet, you know your fee You got touzzly feet though, O Joe, so.

Oh no, listen, I get that. Gave me a manicure, pedicure every Friday. Man, ain't nothing wrong with I got pretty feet, says who. Everybody says you cool?

Yeah, shoot my feet cool too. They don't put them feet in this camera. Man, don't do that.

Don't do that.

Hey, come on home and come on, come on man, Come on man, where you tripped?

You tripping?

Man?

You good?

Good?

You see the.

No, I ain't trying to see the toes man.

Right there, I stepped on the I jumped in the back of a pickup truck and jumped on the nail. So that's why I got that cut down that I got that cut in the bottom of my foot. I jumped in the back of the truck and a piece of wood was sticking up and had a nail.

In it, and I was like, hey.

Man, you shot you shot at So you know what, I'm gon get somebody get on my toes, kissed my eat my suck my toes.

Yeah yeah, I like that.

Yeah, look at your club. You a member one?

No, no, listen, we it's the whole community, y'all.

You made that up.

Oh it's a whole It's a whole community of us.

You know how I said that community used to raise kid. That community ain't raised me. I'm boycott.

You know what.

What? No, no child left behind? You were a child we left behind.

Yeah, that's okay. I ain't bad. I am not bad.

There's always time to catch up.

I'm good.

I take your word for it, Joe, And you can see, guys, you know what. I prayed that God give me patience and uh and he's tired. He's uh, he's uh testing me. The guy that's just getting to your screen. He's your favorite. Number eighty five, the Route Runner Extraordinary, the Bengal Ring of Fame Honoree, the Legendary the Pro Bowl of the All Pro Liberty Cities Own that's Chad oh Yo Sinko Johnson, Thank you for joining.

Us really greatly, greatly appreciate that.

Appreciate that. Appreciate that. Listen.

I'm late. I'm late again, but this time, this time I had to do number two. I had to do number two. So I'm not sure that.

Helped me out with this for being a little lak so right like right before, you had to come on it like you know what I'm on.

You ain't have to do it like ten minutes ago, fifteen minutes ago, even five minutes ago, like food did I getting ready to hit this?

They're counting us down.

You hold on, it wasn't me. You said it wasn't me. Listen, I understand the importance of the show. I know we'll be going.

I know we headed we're finna be like Temptations, and I know sometimes act like Eddie the five heart beats. But you got to understand when I sat down, I had a little turtle head. Yes, so when you have a little turtle head, you know you can't you can't play. You can't play with God's creation. So I had to go had to get that out. So I ain't do it all the way.

I just went halfway, so.

I still got somebody, the people knew you probably finish full of car cars, so they're not surprised.

They're not surprised you only pinch. Yeah, yeah, my grandma, they're not surprised you all pinched half a low fole. You ain't getting the hold loaf out.

Oh yo, Na, there's a girl that underwent plastic surgery to make her verse, to make her a vision again. She wants to restart her body count.

No, it don't work like that, though, you know, it don't work.

It don't work like that. Yeah, it don't work like that.

So if I got a car, right, and I got a car, and I drive that thing, yeah, put twenty thousand miles on it, right, and I go to the tire shop and change the motherfucking rims.

Yeah, them miles still on them all.

Less to the tune up, regardless of the oil change, regardless of the new set of times, regardless of h.

Even I get a tune up, the mile is still on there. I don't even know why she did that. I want you know me, I like my women's season. No, I don't want you as I don't want I want you to.

Hear me.

She'd have been racing across the huh, what she tried to do. Oh yo, what people to chat? Y'all know what I'm talking about. What she tried to do is that you put a bunch of miles on your car and you turn the speedometer back, the old dometer. Yeah, bro, even though you turn it back, you don't put two hundred fives of miles.

I think got more miles on the seventy pickup.

You don't try to roll it back now, Cad still got to I don't care if you roll it back to zero.

You got two hundred thousand miles on your ass. Yeah, I don't want need to stop.

Yeah, listen, listen. If you do it, sometimes you make it, you make your baby gotta lie in it. There will always be someone that is willing. Yeah, I wouldn't be a man that is willing. You ain't got a little grip because I mean, I can't put them by in the sauce with the roll. But if I could work with it.

Yeah, yeah, you probably couldn't.

And I'm I'm assuming she probably heard it from multiple people at that point where she can't even feel anything at that point, so she felt the surgery.

Well, okay, I'll tell you what necessary If I could put my hands in there and clap. She's good. I'll take them. I'm tall, y' good enough for me. That's good. That's enough. That's anough grip. But your boy behave hold on, hold on you.

Say, if you could put your hand like like, think about that chat.

If you can put your hands in there and cut what you're talking about, hold up to do it right? Yeah?

What?

Hello? Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Hey man?

You're today? You pulling out bracelet? Somebody got a nineteen eighty six class ring in there? Oh no, I can't do nothing with that. I can't do nothing with that.

Old Joe. No, no, no, I'm good. Nah baby, you good?

You?

Good night? Yea? What the class up there? Come on?

Nah?

Man? Uh uh no no no, she wanted the boy. I mean you want to do one like that a couple of times, don't.

Joe.

Yeah, I'm talking about I'm listening.

I'm talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah about way back. I'm talking about back. I'm talking about I'm talking way back. I don't want to get miss having trouble now, but I'm just saying way back. No, I really shouldn't be talking about my past.

Every one.

I'm coming.

You gotta put this on your fore you don't fall in. You know what I'm saying, because youll fall out. Joe, I ain't, yo, Joe, Well I'm read the one like that. Joe had to put a board on me.

Yeah, Joe, yeah, yeah, man, man, they they they're wild out there now.

Oh shoot man, but a yeah, all you gotta do one of those sparks, the red pill. Don't choose the blue one, choose the red one.

Yeah, you're right, yeah, man, damn, that was good.

Man.

Man, I'm out of breath.

A lot of times we'll give up on a on a on a woman that has eighty eighty five percent, ninety percent of what we want, only to be with somebody that has ten to twenty percent of what we want.

You ever notice that on Yo, I ain't gonna know. I ain't that that time, Oh Joe, Oh Jo, times.

I don't.

I don't.

I don't ask you for much. I don't ask you for much. But I need you to bring that back one more time. I need you to bring that back one more time. But boy, I felt that. Boy, you don't, you don't see me ten up you? But it ain't funny, man, do me a favor. I promise I ain't gonna cry. I promise ain't gonna cry, or bring that back one more time.

A lot of times men will leave a woman that has eighty to ninety percent of what we want, only to go be with somebody that has ten to twenty percent.

Do you see that? We'll get mad at the woman. She got eighty to ninety percent of what we want. We get mad here, come to ten to twenty. I need that.

I promise you ain't crying. These are tears of joy.

I need to hear that.

Bry Hey, oh shit, but I was a good one, bright.

Oh it happened. I've done it.

I see a lot of time with y'all. I don't tell you things that somebody told them. I'm telling you what I know because a man will get mad, and I don't know if women do it. I can't speak because I don't know. I don't know how you guys think, but I'm just telling you how man will think.

How I thought.

Man, Hey, whatever, good one, brack ain't even Sunday. But you're preaching though. Shit got me got me crying, shit roll with me, okay, let me tighten up. Let's go back to the show.

Oh you know what that is? From a coach contail?

Hey, cochy contest.

I followed you tell me?

I was like, what is nice?

I like this, came on with it.

Come take notes, take notes.

I blow, I flew.

I flew two hours because I don't know. I'm a little nervous tonight, y'all. I never been to Dallas before, so I'm a little nervous. I ain't gonna lie to y'all. But y'all, y'all fool kind of good. So I ain't mad.

I come back.

Okay, so my uh, I guess my sex. He next is so she said a comment. She was like, you know, Daddy put me in my place, so I'm not gonna lie. Giving head is an apology in my household.

Wow. Wait, it's an apology.

Because I have to apologize a lot because I got a real bad mouth.

Oh, I talk a lot of ship.

I gotta apologize a lot.

You can say, wait, wait wait, I talked a lot of ship too, but.

I got I received a head.

That's it. I like, yeah, free.

So so because because I have to suck dick a lot, because I do talk a lot of ship, I had to come I had to become creative with my dick sucking skills.

Wow.

So I don't know if you guys know about sensory deprivision. No, So it's basically I don't want to use this trick if I'm really in trouble.

Okay.

So I get him in the morning time, because y'all know how to the morning time beat.

Yeah yeah, that made nothing like that morning would come over time out of time out time exactly.

I'm a visual learner. He's your partner here with you.

He is, but it's not the morning time.

Okay, you're right, you're right, go ahead, okay, so what you do? So what you do?

Okay, come on.

So I wake him up, and I don't know if I use some ear pods or something, and I type in wet mouth sounds okay, and then I cover his eyes okay, you know, so he can't hear. He can't see, and while I'm giving him head all he hear is the wet mouth sounds. While I'm going down on him. And I do give a tantra massage. So sometimes I don't even rather put it in my mouth. I can just massage.

Tip hollo.

I've been short changed for a lot of years there. Talk to me, I'm fifty six and all this stuff.

That I'm here, but the bird I think, you know what like technology? Yeah, women have evolved.

There the hell, that's what it is, because what none of this is going on without.

I ain't never heard of then, I ain't never heard No. Sixty nine and bees, I ain't it on that one.

I'll just tried to. I mean, I can just imagine I'm sleep and all I hear is exactly that's crazy. So I think, am I dreaming that right?

Because you can't hear it?

So are you here?

Is just a.

Right?

And then if you really want him to come, just a massage the tip like this, and then it's so it's a way bam.

Thank you, ma'am.

And now I'm forgiving.

I mean, are you taking notes?

Sex?

Could you guys tell if you don't mind me asked? How old are you?

I'm twenty seven.

I need to find twenty seven year old. I'm shopping in the wrong. I'm dropping in the wrong now, So.

Thank you, thank you.

Eva.

Yeah, coochie cocktails.

I like that.

I like that. I know I ain't the only one I know. I ain't been that shelter. Now, come on, oh Joe, you know aboudy all this.

I ain't never heard none of this.

I'm still stuck on sixty nine with the beads. So I'm trying to figure out where the beads go.

What you mean where the beads go.

Yeah, where the beads go, not mine your house?

Oh it hers, Yes, okay, okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay.

Last, It's amazing, liv