A group called "Mascots Matter" is going around thought policing school sports teams about their mascots, and the Mighty Midgets have caught their ire. 
The group recently proposed a law that would ban team mascots from making references to disabilities.

Mike, Gabe, Jerome, and the stream chat speculate how bored and miserable the lives of this activist group must be to try ruining everyone's fun, and propose potential alternatives for the Mighty Midgets that would satisfy the Mascots Matter dorks.

Get Up! Crew List of Proposed Compliant Names:
The BLM Brick Throwers
The Pearl Clutchers
The Caucasian Colonizers
The Youth-anizers
The Groomers
The Cry Babies
The Trans Dong Crushers
The Karens
The Margarettes
The Blue Hairs
The Brown Shirts