We kick off the pod noticing the WNBA dildo bandits are still at it smh (2:20). What does Chris Paul showing up in Mal's dreams REALLY mean? (10:15) Beyonce vs Michael Jackson has been circulating around social media (21:25), but we know it ain't really a competition. We preview new music Friday with album releases from JID, Gunna, and Bryson Tiller (27:30). Rory says Howard Stern has nobody but to blame but himself for SiriusXM cancelling his show (1:12:45). Plus, a pair of voicemails lead to conversations about our biggest red flags in a potential partner's family, and what a Rory & Mal NYC Mayoral platform would look like (1:25:20) #volume

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