Kourtney Kardashian is winning the internet after skipping Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s $50 million Venice wedding spectacle. Meanwhile in Manhattan, jurors began deliberations in the explosive sex-trafficking trial of Sean “Diddy” Combs, following seven weeks of graphic testimony. And across the pond, #ShuterScoop has learned that Prince William personally cut off wealthy arts patron Minerva Steiner after discovering she was charging $27,000 to broker private access to him and Princess Kate at charity polo matches.

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