Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s $20 million Venetian fairytale is cracking under pressure, as guests quietly drop out, logistics falter, and furious protests erupt in the streets. Across the pond, Prince Harry’s latest olive branch to the royal family has been flatly rejected — insiders say Prince William and palace officials fear “another Oprah ambush” and simply don’t trust him anymore. Meanwhile, back in Hollywood, Ariana Grande is nursing a bruised ego after Barbra Streisand delivered what one source called “a velvet-gloved slap.”

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