America has been united for one day only after President Trump posted an AI image of him in white and red robes healing a man on a hospital bed. It's so obviously him as Jesus, but Trump is saying he just thought it was a doctor. The image has been deleted however, which is basically the closest thing to an apology Trump would give.

Also on the show: Trump takes shots at Pope Leo. Rep. Eric Swalwell is resigning from Congress after being outed as a creep, a viral RING doorbell clip of an unhinged manic in a trenchcoat, and what may have been our hardest Name Drop round yet.