Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett just claimed the entire world was rooting for Spain over Argentina because of geopolitical bad vibes and systemic racism. Now, Washington is officially analyzing soccer fandom, and politicians are treating a FIFA final like a high-stakes intelligence briefing. Why can't soccer just be soccer?

Also on the show: Independent autopsy results for Nolan Wells are set to be released tomorrow, Paul Newman pasta sauce, a trans woman goes viral for losing their mind after being misgendered on a bodycam, and Tuesday Trivia x2 rounds.