Kristi Noem reported that ICE agents arrested an alleged cannibal that tried to disarm himself during a flight back to his home country by eating his own arms. Is she telling fibs or is she being sold fibs to embarrass herself?
Also on the show, the Big Beautiful Bill has passed, Alligator Alcatraz is the big national story of the day and we react to Joy Reid calling it a concentration camp for brown people, and Stephen A. Smith bashes Zohran Mamdani's communist mayoral campaign.

"The Grizzlies Aren't A Charity!"
1:59:50

LeDissing Memphis, LeGlazing Nashville
1:56:10

April Fools Not-So Spectacular
1:54:32