HAPPY BASICALLY ITALIAN DAY. At a high-octane midterm election rally in Clarksville, Tennessee, Donald Trump singled out Democratic candidates Justin J. Pearson and Jerri Green by name, slamming them as "radical" far-left extremists and "communists" who are out of touch with the state. They immediately struck back, framing it as definitive proof that the GOP is terrified of them.

Also on the show: Harambe 2.0... ALMOST. A man entered a Tiger enclosure and was mauled to death and now people are upset that the Tiger wasn't killed on the spot, Kelly Clarkson has gone viral for slamming a business for not selling her a clock, and we finally find out where James Talerico has been... sort of.