Quickie | Running Empty At The Worse Times, Hot Ross: Warrior For Justice & A Poo Jogger Update!

Published Jun 5, 2025, 5:00 AM

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Big breaking story yesterday, huge head the headlines.

I thought, oh no, here we go.

This is We've got a proper maritime disaster on our hands. When the news came through that a boat was stranded on the Swan River and there were children aboard, I'm like, oh no, this is it. This is awful. You know, they ran out of petrol and everyone was fine.

That's the story. That's the story. They ran out of petrol, they got a toe and it was with water.

Rats were there were literally a couple hundred meters away because they are stationed in north from Antle.

Yes, that's right.

And this happened at Point Walter, where there's a massive sandbar where pretty much they could have walked to safety if they needed to. Yeah, I mean, fest of all, it was a party boat. Terrible weather for a boat party. Why are you having a boat?

Yeah?

Worse like horrible shower, heavy showers coming through all the time. Not the greatest party atmosphere, No.

Not at all. But also about that, I mean running out of petrol. We'll get back that.

But to see this state light up and our local paper and a beak web media website yes, launch into this investigation where no one was injured.

No, everybody was absolutely fine.

The boat was fine, it just needed some fuel on the Swan River.

The party got extended, didn't it. Yes, exactly longer.

And the story did report because we needed to know every detail. That some people were seen using their mobile phones to take selfies and I'm like, well, that's any party ever, but oh my god.

And also all the children were fine. Everything's fine, you know what, because they're on the Swan River.

Yeah, and they could walk if they wanted to. Yes, pretty it was a laid back company or something else. Saying the details. It's a laid back charter company. And everyone's very chilled about it, and so chilled. There's no petrol left. No, it's somebody running on petrol.

I know.

I mean that is a bit embarrassing if you're a professional. Yeah, just boat chart of business. And if you get to fuel up the boat before you go, oh that guy, did you put the petrol in? There's a meeting. There's a meeting about that today. But other than that, running out of petrol is though, because it's like, you know what's happened when it happens, and oh yeah, yeah, petrol NJA didn't I The last time I ran out of petrol my twenty first birthday.

The day of the.

Day of my twenty first party, Saturday morning. I was living in Melbourne at the time. I had a bit of running around to do. Not surprisingly, I had to go and get my hair done. I was I had to be in like four places and it was coordinated, like you've got to move along from one to the other, just to pick some things up and organize some things from the cater all of that kind of stuff. And I leave the house and I drive down the hill and my cargos and then just dies. I was luckily within walking distance to home. I had to go back. I had to wake up my flatmate. I had to get her to drive me to a servo. I had to buy a jerry Can. I was a student, didn't have a lot of money buy jerry can, fill it up, to take it back, fill up the Corolla, and away I went. And it just threw me out by about twenty minutes. And I'm like, oh, this is is a disaster. So I had to drink to compensate.

It happened.

You know what actually happens when you're older, because there was only was it this earlier this year last year when I someone had done that on Canning Highway opposite Melville Manster and I got out and started pushing the car in.

Did you ran out of petrol? There's literally a petrol.

Station there though, were literally twenty meters from the driveway off the shell.

Yeah, the shells right there to it.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I was thinking I'm having it fine. And also I can't tell us now.

Yeah, I had I ran out of petrol in the tunnel. In the tunnel, and I had when I was much younger. I had a van and everything was breaking, the clutch of slipping, but the petrol light had the gauge had stopped working, and then the petrol light stopped working, and obviously I found out in the middle of the tunnel, which is very inconvenient because their dad tried to pick me up. He missed me, and then you got to go around. You can't just do a YouTube, No, he to go.

We got to go around the other way, and you got to go very annoying to look. We want to know, have you run out of petrol? And where were you? How inconvenient was that? Beck Hello, Hello, how are you going back? Where did you run out of gas?

Well?

I ran out of fuel at the service station one car bay over in Broom and yeah, and it was a diesel, so we'd run out of field. But as we pulled up, that's where the car.

Ran out of field.

Okay, well that is and we.

Didn't even go to the service station.

For the fuel.

Oh wait, what were you going to serveo for?

So we were on our way back, so we'd come from Elbow Star stations. We'd come all the way through and we had heat for fuel and all that fueled up on the way and everything was fine except for the vehicle that we were in. We were told don't go too low because something had happened to the gauge and it wasn't quite reading right. So you know, we thought, oh yeah, we'll be fine, and we're traveling in and it's like I reckon. It was probably about twelve.

O'clock at night.

It was really really late, and we'd finally got into we were driving in the dark town camp trailer a carful of people. We've done a kid challenge. We were having a bluff and we'd pull in to buy something at the servo before we all ta in for bed and as we pulled.

Up that point.

Yeah, but you went on the right bowser.

We weren't.

We were a carboy over because we didn't want to pain, just pulling up to buy something. And as we pulled up we ran out of diesel.

So did you jerry can to get out, get the jerry Can.

That we had and taken on the gear but all leave the car in payer money heat and then throw up our car. But because my son was fourteen at the time, we were in a massive occument about how to do everything. Of course, of course I knew nothing.

Yeah, did you have to buy buy the jerry Can to move a couple of meetings.

Jerry can? Because I've been on the gig?

Did they?

So you don't do that? Went out of jerry can come.

Ran out of diesel.

Further question, once you put your twenty dollars worth of diesel into the car from the jerry Can, then did you drive around to the bowser and then fill it up?

I certainly did.

That's a cracking story. Thanks Beck Joe's in high Wickham, Hello.

Hello the morning.

By When did you run out of fuel?

It was about six years ago. I got a contract from Perth to go to mind Sight north of Kolgooley. Yes, and it was driving an emergency vehicle so it was an ambulance yep. So I contracted up. I drove the ambulance up, got to Cawgooley, got it all checked. Do I need diesel at this ambulance place? No, no, no, no, you'll be fine. You've only got one hundred and forty k's to go. You'll get it in worry. Got a pasy cake, yeah, diesel good?

You know, drive properly, go the distance, yeah.

Yeah, go the distance and emergency services. I got everything else but diesel on board, don't you. Plenty of water, plenty of everything else. Drive along on a dirt track one hundred and twenty k's out of Kolgoley and it was just coming on to sundown. The light on the car just out of the fade and fade, and then the engine slowed, slowed and it stopped completely at a diesel.

That's not where you want to be out of town. Yes, on a dirt road, a mine road.

The only thing that comes in is people coming in backwards, and forests and work well about I sat on side the road went into pandic mode. What to do? And there was two way radio and oxygen to keep me going.

Yes and out of nowhere.

This bore will drive and this dumpy short fell up with the scruffiest hair and the dirtiest clothes. He said, good ay dah, you ran out of diesel, have you? Oh god?

Oh?

Okay, this over again and instead follow me, he said, just follow me to my camp and I'll give you some diesel on He said, it's all right, I'm going to tow you. Oh I thought, I'm oh my god, he's going to tie me to his cap. This is the end of me. I'm never going to stand there.

What you doing?

So he toed me to his camp.

He put thirty seven liters of diesel in the ambulance wayed make sure bled it all, got it all go, and started me make sure I was right and off.

He said, you know where you're going? Across the next two grids and you'll be there. I said, ye, yep, I've got all that. Anyway, got out of there, and I don't know if you know north of Kilgarley there's a little pub. So after I got to the mind sight, I got to site amazing, said, never asked me to contract for you.

Yes, exactly. You definitely survived.

I was just out of it anyway, and the visions of this little, dumpy, ugly man was still in my head.

Angel what are you talking around?

It was? Anyway. I got to the everyone on the site and they said, well, we're going to this little pub. It's called ko Kie.

That's one where the horse goes into the road.

Came out of the that's it.

Got in there, never paid for a drink.

Mind Jude got in there, walk in and I thought I could really do with a beer, and all of a sudden, this brother ugly.

Little man roll Ball turned around and your dad good, I thirty seven leaders our yeah, and I thought, oh my god. He actually remembered, yeah.

How did you forget?

You got an hour before? But he was the creepiout and the people from the mind sight said.

Is he the man?

And then he said no, no, no, don't worry about giving me back to diesel.

You know no no.

I thought, oh god, what you've just put me through.

I thought I was going to die.

And I said, I'll give you the money for the diesels, plus I'll buy your beer. And then he was like, my best.

Friend, I Betty was radio show. Quite the tale.

It sounds like you've got tales to tell too, I reckon anymore.

This is the Nathan Nadd and Sean Podcast.

The big show was last night and obviously we're talking about the Pooh story on Channel nine.

You won't stop talking about it.

I saw the.

Promo and we were all in and by we probably met. You guys are interested.

I was interested because of the promo and the lines in the promo.

They were just so not interested enough to watch it.

But no, well that's what I'm here for because I want to share the poop story and it's mainly the chest.

Can I just ask you? I know you say poop a lot, but why.

I hate talking about poop, which is ironic, but isn't it? Who?

Yeah? But just well sometimes he calls it poop. It feels I think is way worse.

I feel like it's politer poopy. Tomo introing the story golden itself. Let's listen to that. It's CCTV.

That's shocking to watch to Perth Jogger treating a doctor's doorstep as her own public toilet staff at the Osborne Park health clinic, fed up with the multiple deposits reaching out tonight and not helping me, repeat offender, like.

The seriousness and like I guy.

The second part is now imagine I believe this is a position called a cause, and they tell the journeys, all right, this is your story today. So Jamie Freestone would have got a call from the Cause. I've spoken to him, yes, and he would have said, all right, you're you're on this, You're on pre watch. Did a great job. Here's Jamie Freestone.

This Osborne Park pooh jogger first unloaded back in December in broad daylight load, but since then it's happened three more times. The same woman almost caught mid act in March by a passing car. She pauses before completing the deed, like again in April, seemingly stopping her fitbit before dropping her shorts on the disability access round.

You see the vision.

She's not running during running.

It doesn't care what You don't want your time through.

Your messed up because you had to take a bathroom break on the disability ramp.

Yeah, yeah, not good, I do slippery, do respect the pausing the fit bit, all right, so the business, let's talk about the business.

What they did to try to stop at his let's hear from the bit.

Forced to call in professional cleaners. The team at adys A Health Hub has tried to flush out the culprit, reporting it to police and the local council, but last week she had the trot's agilin.

I put up signs photos of her. Yeah, yeah, stop pooing here.

Don't do it.

But at the end of the story, I thought was really nice by the business.

It gets better. Well, they offered it an olive branch.

In the situation. Okay, great, this is how the story ended.

We'd love her to come in and see our GP and see if we can do something to help her.

A cork cup of yes less fiber. So seriously, that was so serious. And can you imagine writing the script?

How I'm going to have to flush in here somewhere.

I know. Yeah, that's right.

Well, you don't want to matter, but it does run time when you're an athlete.

Sean, Yeah, I get it.

Well, donder Channel nine and that more stories like that.

Please, Russ. You'll keep us updated if there's any developments. Obviously absolutely no, we're batting. You've been talking about it.

For a while.

It's been too much. First it was you and now it's this. John has been a lot. I'm happy to take a bit of a break a toilet break.

Shop at Yeah, it's.

The Nathan Natt and Sean podcast.

Now Ross is with us.

And the one thing we know about Ross is a warrior for justice.

The older you get, you want things to be fair right, and you're like that rouse me up, you know when something like unfair or unjust happens, and when it happens to a family member, that like really perks me up. And you know, I'm very passive and chilled, and.

I wrote it.

I made a formal complaint. But let me get to why I made a formal a business. So I got home yesterday or the tape four, and the wife said she'd gone to a cafe. Not going to name it because that'd be unethical. So it's a cafe, just a cafe. You have a good character. That's all I asked for in life. And she gets there at seven fifteen am and been open for I don't know the opening time, but it's at least seven, if not six eighty six.

She's the only person there.

She's got the two boys under five, and she goes to the counter.

And those kids have probably been up for three hours. This is what needs a coffee.

She needs a coffee.

Let's give her a coffee.

He's just trying to look after the kids and get a coffee. Three staff members there, and two of them, I believe, we're just talking to each other. One was doing something else without talking. And she stands at the counter. They see her, but they do not serve her. After one minute, two minutes, three minutes. For what five minutes she was standing waiting. Now, that is a long time to be waiting to be served when there's no customers.

She didn't have kids. She would have with the kids there, she would have walked out hard to gather them up. Yeah.

Yeah, So and three staff I said, they weren't They were talking to each other. So she was telling me this story, and I was getting enraged, and I was like.

Because, as I say, happy wife, happy life, and she was an unhappy wife at that.

Point and rightly so. And it wasn't your faultful?

What Yeah?

And I thought, you know, I could, I can fix this. I'm going to stand up for my family. You know, it's the right thing to do, so I said, I saw DOWT I'll call them. So I called them and then while it's ringing, I was like, what am I going to say? I need to and know what I had to say, I was like, I need to speak to the manager was what I would have.

Had to see.

Hey, Karen, I know this is great and good on you, but you need because I wanted. What I was thinking is I want to let the business know what happened, why they have it this out. It's bad customer Yeah, in a respectful way. Sure, because she said she's never gone back. Yeah, And so no one answered, so I god, oh.

They were very busy talking to my mother.

Yeah, probably went to the website and I wrote a form will complain in the email and this is what I wrote. Okay, my wife was there this morning and I'm trying to be respectful with this morning with our two boys. This morning extend fifteen am, and once at the counter, the three stuff ignored her for five minutes before asking for her order. There was no one else in the store to have her standing around being ignored for five minutes. We felt was really poor customer service, to the point where she said she never wants to go back. I thought it was important to tell you directly, so that's why I right, what do you think of that?

Awesome?

Oh yeah, Like as soon as you lose your emotion, if you had to be like boo or you suck or on social media and like fine, shame and that's you're taking away from.

Your own actions by doing something.

I don't think it.

You're a very ethical man.

Too many people let that happen and don't form the business because then they don't come back.

Right.

The business needs you to be able to go back in and spend your money because.

That's what that's what they're doing. Feedbacks your friend Jean Failure's feedback.

There's a guy called Ray McLean and he used to come around and he's from a business called Leading Teams and all AFL and professional businesses around Australia used to use Ray. And one of the stories he tells was when he went into a bank. The bank hired him to come in check out their values and their systems and operating on how they do things. And he said, the first thing he walked in there and he noticed there was, you know, writing on the wall, we exist to look after the customer of the show and stuff. So he's in line and he's waiting as one person in front of him and two ladies are having a chit chat for ten minutes, same situation.

And yeah, and I will defend these girls a bit like they're obviously not the owner and they're trying to get some money, obviously maybe a bit young. So I wanted to let the owner know. I got an email that yesterday. Okay, here we go, Hi ros, you are never welcome here again. The girls have been fired. And I also could name on this email because I had no problem with you from your from your nova was a online entry, so I mean online form all right, she wrote, Apologies, this isn't usually an issue we have, especially first thing in the morning. Staff should be ready to go for the day. Then, thank you for your feedback. I've scheduled a chat with the staff. If you ever want to come back, You're welcome to a coffee on the house from me.

But but those girls are going to spit in it. Definitely, they're definitely spin it.

Just let the team at the front desk know of this email that you've spoken to the manager insert name.

Firstly, great response from I think that's.

Perfect, but yeah, you can't do my husband complained and we get free coffee.

I'm here, we're.

Ex so yeah, that's I feel good about it. I think, what did I do the right thing?

No?

You did? You did?

Yeah, you did, But I don't think that. And I admire that the boss is saying and we will, we will talk to him and stuff. But I think that from the worker's point of view, they'll be like, I'll tell him.

To shove it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, but you did all that you could stance.

There's no differense. We're talking about it. Well I haven't. I'm baron you, no cut, give him a chance. I mean, don't order a coffee because don't try and claim the freebee.

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