Quickie | Nathan's Parents Left Stranded, Nathan Morris - Man Of Action & Our Boss Reviews Our First Show Back!

Published Jan 28, 2025, 5:00 AM

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All this week and probably next week, we'll be telling you about things that happened because we're away for the longest time ever. It this time seven weeks terrible. It should have been eight.

I do love the fact that we are coming back in a short week, though.

It helps to ease the painter.

Do this every year.

So this is the thing I Oh god, I had this I'm going argument with my parents last year and it went for twelve months because at the start of the year I said to them, you know, you guys don't have much on during the day. I'm very busy at work. Let's work out what we're doing for an interview trip. You two organize what you want to do.

I'll pay for it.

So that's all you twelve months, twelve months went by and they didn't.

Your dad just wanted to go to Bali, didn't you know that?

Yeah, well, I said, now I'm going to Bali. Yeah. Me and mom don't want to go to the hot mums have been going Mums have been going through menopause for twelve hundred years. But the woman's basically a ball of fire. You can't go there.

So so took it to the desert, so he thought, yeah, where else.

So someone here was up some ideas, So I think it was Amy Amy, and Amy said, like, I Dubai and then prior Toy who works with this is the radio of in Dubai. Shecause only God, Dubaye is amazing. She goes, it's a place where a lot of people just stop and then and stop over and then never take off. But to me, so we went to Dubai by the way, and oh god, I booked it a week and a half before we left.

So that was got That was cheap at Christmas, Yeah, at Christmas.

Yeah, So draw me to the price of the two hotel rooms together, twenty thousand dollars.

Got all the money.

You've got all the money.

And to me, I was like, oh my god, we're going to be waiting on like can hand. It's gonna be like Buckingham Palace.

It was a hostel, wasn't it.

It was the Sheridan, the Sheridan which is and there's two hotels attached to it in mall of Emirates. Yeah, and we stayed. We stayed in the Sheridan. So the amazing thing is you're got you know you're having a great time in the hotel, and then you just catch the lift all the way down to the second level and then you get at and.

Then an incredible and then incredible moll we go seeing and everything.

It's unbelievable.

That's Morris Heavy.

We flew in on Christmas Day. The first thing we did is women put our bags down and Dad and I went down to found a supermarket and then Dad went got to trolley and went to the supermarket.

What stuff do you see by the way, because I'm really interested in that.

If we could get care for, care for or car four right the French supermarket, if we could get that in Australia, you would blow all the ones, all the supermarkets over here. That's trying to rip us off out of the water because it's got everything in the one spot, food being cooked, food that you can buy, groceries, iPads, bloody everything you can think of. If it's something like that, Cone to Australia would be amazing. So anyway, the hotel was great. The staff were amazing though, so lovely, to the point where I don't know if people do this everywhere. I thought it was just a barley thing, but I gave them the stuff that you know, money when your life. It's an American thing, right, Okay, yeah, I don't have a place done that with Ballei, but we've got to know them so well, so it was really personal anyway. But I went shopping one day and then I got back to to my hotel and then I gave Mom and Dad a call and then I said, oh, hey, what's going on? They said, oh, she just got into a bloody room. And I said yeah, because they've been sitting, you know, at the restaurant having drinks, so overlooking the balcony. And I'm like yeah, and I said no, for an hour and a half, we've been trying to get into our room, and so what are you talking about? Their key card didn't work right, So therefore, say Mum, at the moment I told you, she's got like a really saw heap, she got beside us, so it was flaring up and she could not move and Dad was busting for.

A pierce, Like I think you just stay busting.

Yeah, you know where you're when you're looking for places to go, you know, like you know he has a hallway sizing place where which corner I'm going to weep pop which populight, Yeah, and so, but they couldn't get off the floor. So then they rang there's a there's a hotel on the floor, sorry, a phone on the on the floor, and so they've picked that up and they've told them or hey, we're stuck. Our card isn't working. Can someone come up and help us? Staff were past, everyone walk pasted. Mom and dad talked to about twenty different people an hour and a half. An hour and a half that was stuck on that floor. The cleaners that were cleaning their room that mom and dad weren't giving authority to get their mum and dad into their room, so they were like two doors down from their room. The clean could go in and out, Mum and dad couldn't. No one was coming down from from from downstairs in reception up to help them. I had staff walking past knowing about the situation on walkie talkie, having by the way, the two people they really need to be letting in. Dad was at this point about to go and urinate in the corner.

And it was insane with them telling the people and ringing up reception and stuff like that. Were they just saying, yeah, we'll get to it at the minute.

So I got back and I was pissed. So I went straight down to the reception and I want to be very respectful as well, but yet you know show that I'm upset, So I've been smiling straight away. Sean just like knocked them down. I said, this is how we do it in Australia, is what I said.

Did you do with Sean matters if they don't take his personally?

I just said to them, my heart's broken from what my parents just went through. I said, here, I am trying to tap my parents on a beautiful holiday and said, we've had a great time so far. Your staff are amazing. You know, I said that the hotel is great, I said, but the fact I cannot get over the fact that you knew that there is a woman, a woman that can't walk, and you know you didn't know about my father's your own situation, but you would have. You knew that she was she needed help and for an hour and a half because we were very busy at reception, I said, that doesn't matter. Because you're booking, you don't ignore your current guests.

And also there are other staff, no expected the girl who's on reception to walk up and do it. But if they're on the walkie talkie talk to the stuff at the other end of the wood.

So this is so this is the head concierge comes out and she goes, Oh my god, is there anything we can do now? That morning I booked the birge Kalief, the second tallest building in the world tour, but I hadn't paid for it, so they could have wait there, we saw you one of them that I'll wait there. We see you don't have transfers, so the to the airport we can compuy that we're going to think of.

Like I don't know, a few drinks them.

Reading it's dinner.

Yes, you know that quarters, you know what, You've got it all there any Two days later, two days later we got got to mom and Dad's room and there's a little MDF craft box there.

Oh, this is gonna be good.

Had diamonds, it had.

Watched, two things of soda like cider, two things of soda like a thing of cider, two nut bars, and one packet of beet trich chips.

Even a lead of oil.

I do I do love a beat trick hip.

It was going to slide those beetrich chips. But that to me, normally we'd talk.

About an hour and a half of being stranded when your mom's in pain.

I was.

I was really angry. I was angry and I was I just said to them, I said, I kept was saying, how would you like it if this happened to your parents?

Oh?

Yeah, to anybody, even if you wouldn't like it if it happened to you. It's crazy. Nobody should have to wait an hour and a half for a hotel room that you're paying for.

I want to talk about people. Have you ever been whatever scenario you need someone's help. There are people around.

But no one's like, no one help, no one's helping you. We've got Hailey Hailey.

Hello there, Hi Hailey.

Okay, Hailey first official caller for a topic of twenty twenty five.

Congratulations Hailey. I know what a great achievement. Okay, tell us this story. What happened.

We went to Lance when on the weekend to do some beach fishing.

Yes, we got bogged.

We would have had seven or eight four wheel drives just you know, gone five way caller. No, we're going fishing. No one help.

No.

I had to.

Send my son for a long walk about a kilometer.

Local.

Yes, and then three hundred dollars later we got.

When we had been bogged one thousand times. And there's always a car with a rope that helps you out.

That is true.

It's always an eagle supporter every time, every time. What did you try to wiph people down? Surely when I'm passing you trying to get sold?

Yeah, I just waved, okay, But when you're waving, when you're waving, were you waving with a smile or wave like pained look on your face? Because a wave can be away, but a wave can be you're waving next to a bolked.

Car that was very close by. I could say we were bold.

Hell come you know how?

You know what?

I'm having a rushbacks now to when my tie blue on the freeway and Nathan just drove straight past me.

But wave.

But it's dangerous to pull up on those and I thought, you know what, I thought, at least we might just lose one member. You can someone's bogged down South and stuff, someone's bogged, you help them out, you know why? Because you do things differently than you do in Perth. How do you drive past down South. You look at candle shops, you help people out, you think about buying a drinking.

It's on a long weekend. Yeah, but you know about time and.

All those people who are driving on the beach, ninety percent of them have those tracks.

I have all the four driving up in the world and some ideas. Thank you, Hailey, cleared it might come Valley.

Good morning, Claire.

Hi, have you Clare?

What happened? You really needed help? The people all around, but nobody helps you.

What's the story?

No, and these are all my friends.

I'm at the Chistmas party and we're talking about glasses of wine and Madley talking and then a friend of mine she's just through basically a whole glass of wine into my space, straight down in the front of me. And I didn't seek.

She went straight in my eyes like you know, feeling around.

I see, oh, sorry, sorry.

Then another friend came and I thought she's going together tea towel to help me out, and she starts mopping up, mopping up the store.

Through to the bathroom.

At the end, we put it in our mouths.

I try, Claire.

I think you've got a drinking problem. You're pouring in.

Dangerous so you got to the bathroom, okay, though in the end I did.

Yeah, none of much splash water in my face.

Four houses down, they're still clearing up the floor.

Anybody fall in it.

That's a stitch.

Yeah, I've never had wine in the eyes of the burn.

It's a city.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, seriously, I can't see she was born.

This is where you need to, like now, walk up to them each individually when the leasy's pudging and just like throw sand in one of their eyes.

Yeah, that would help.

Claire Nikki's in forest.

Hello, Hello, how are you doing?

When did you really need help?

And there were people all around, but none of them helped you.

So it's when I.

Was living in the UK. I don't know whether it's a casing or not, but I was taking my son to the local toy shop.

He really wanted to show his friend.

This amazing lego set that he wants. It costs like hundreds of pounds. And we walk into this toy shop and he proudly stands next to this display and projectile vomited over everything.

It took me a few moments to realize what I was actually loving. And then there were just parents walking past like steering their kids out the way, like reeling the smell. And I'm just stood in the middle of this aisle with two children, one completely in shops that her friends just projects all vomited.

Everywhere, and my son just white as a.

Sheet, covered in vomit.

And this whole display of lego.

That happens you don't want to be saying walking away from it, so you're sort of standing there owning it.

So the staff literally looked me in the eye and walk the other way, and I couldn't catch anybody, and I said, look.

Just give me a mop and a bucket.

I'll do it myself.

Yeah.

I must have taken them about twenty minutes to go and staff around finding something that they could bring to me. And then I was like, so, what happens with the lego? It has all the security tags on because they were so expensive.

I'm not doing need to wash it.

They were like, no, no, We've thought that, and I was like, cool, thank you. So finally I managed to clear up this.

Sorry, sorry you cleaned it up.

I cleared it up.

Yeah, they weren't doing it. So they brought me a much of the book and a roll of blue roll and I.

Oh, I'm sorry, it's old. It's much old spewed up on this thing. I'd be having to get at it.

Oh oh no, no, no, no, no no, because because you don't have to, I don't have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have to, you know what I mean, you can literally walk off. That's really nice of you standing there and taking ownership.

They didn't even have any sword us that I could have thrown it.

Getting in the lego store. They didn't.

They can.

We got back to whose idea was at first to chuck Sorda a son vomit.

I don't know.

I think it's a school thing.

Probably carpenter.

The carpet was out in the bus and just made a really nice chair.

Well, yeah, they're the ones with short answer right.

This is the Nathan Nadd and Sean podcast.

I decided that twenty twenty five I was going to walk in as a man that was a man that does things, a man of action, man that does.

I say that on a weekly Have you any cycles? Have you done anythings?

Man?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, I'm looking back into the days of our dads when there was a problem and you don't call someone, no, you get the gas a tape, go and do it yourself. That so my shower head seven years old now, and it wasn't the most expensive thing. By the looks of it. It become all calcified. So I dipped it in clear work. Yeah, it didn't work, so then but it made it didn't work. It didn't work. Yeah, it must have been I don't know. And it was cheap. Now, it was cheap probably in the day. So I went to Bummings and I bought a shower arm, and I was so excited and I didn't know what to do. So I just had to ask many questions because I said, I've seen the blot, and so then how do you change the shower head and.

Just screw it up? If I didn't, if I didn't have.

That thought, I would have gotten a plumber in to come in and I order stood there like a dickhead and watch this guy just turn the thing, take it off the wall, and screw the other thing on.

You grab the tape, obviously, the pig tape.

I've been in that position before.

I called a plumber, my plumber, Jim, he's a ripper too, because there was a problem at my apartment because the tap in the at the vanity wasn't working.

There was hard a little dribble.

Coming out, and I'm like, well, obviously here's a problem. And so he comes in and he unscrews the tip of the tap.

And then turns the tap on.

The water comes out, and he washes it and then he screwed it back on again and then said see you later.

And I'm like, he's such a great guy. Way that is mortifying. That is mortifying.

I've done it.

I've done it too.

I've been able to do that because remember that time where I.

First bought that.

House in Palmyra and I were in there and I had that night, I had the shower, and I just went off me. You were curious, and I paid a lot of money at the time for the water, and I'm just going off at me.

This house bloody hell.

And it took me a while to work out that there was a restrict in there, so I had to replace the I tried to take it out.

Even though I do want to be water wives, I do want to feel the power of a shower. So I got to work out what the restrictor was and I realized, I don't I think they're burying it in the guts now, so you can't get it, Sean, I don't know. You can just flick it out anyway. So this is this is my handiwork here.

I just I took a video go around everybody and watching it the radio.

Yeah, here we go, So there we go.

It's beautiful. There we go. That's my handywork there. That's that that Sean, that there.

Showing us a video.

Being a man's about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The place I stay down in South they have a shower head outside exactly like an only shower outside.

It's a ripper Sean, you can shower inside. Come over the.

Nathan, Matt and Sean podcast.

What about the elephant Permi, she's off to South Australia.

Yeah, and then the other elephant is going to go, So.

He's too horny to go right now.

It's holl modal and therefore irritable, so he can't go.

At the moment.

He was going to go, they're going to fly him over. They thought the mile high clubs that's too much for an elephant.

Yeah, go on a jumbo jead.

So they haven't got enough room for their elephant here.

They're going to the open Safari Park in South Australia.

That's the biggest one outside of Africa.

That is absolutely fantastic.

They're going to have the best time. But six hours on the road. I had my dog in the car from here.

To Esperance and that was agonizing for both of us.

Yeah, but don't worry. The elephant's going to have its head out of the window.

You know what they got for Rex? Yeah, they do stop. They're making two all stops along the way.

But he's packed snacks, peanut butter, savages true story that is, and watermelon.

When they when they take horses across another boar, they stop and they get them out and they have a walk so.

They know they're just they're an elephant literally to refuel and then back on the road and they're switching out drivers to make it make it as short as possible.

My thoughts to go to the other animals that are in the zoo and seeing an elephant walked out and then hearing what's going on like the parrots the house, Oh my god is here that they're getting a bigger enclosure and something there? Are you serious?

What about it?

I think you just had to get fat, you had to get too big for your enclosure.

And you get out yourself NonStop.

Yeah, zoos are a wonderful way to you know, to look at nature and.

Yeah, and and stuff.

Yeah, but you know, but there's also the fact that we then let them out. Comely the birds come on.

I love the sound of Safari Park. Wasn't they talk about one coming here?

Yeah?

It was remember, Yeah, that went well, they went well anyway, kept the money.

It's the nation, Mat and Sean podcasts as good.

Fringe World is taking over person or February sixteen.

At over all one.

Hundred venues spok at fringeworld dot com.

Todayu to celebrate Fringe World for twenty twenty five.

We've got five.

Hundred dollars cash up for grabs for today's winner of the f word.

Absolutely.

We've got a couple of contestants who want to be a part of this, Michelle and Amber.

We'll start with you. Michelle, Good morning, I'm morning.

How are you?

Oh Michelle, this is so exciting. You've got all the players on the board. Yeah, you gazed your team all right. Now you can choose between any of us, but Caitlin Bassett will be in the mix.

So Michelle gets an opportunity to put the team together her dream team.

No dream team? All right, who is your dream team?

I'll go with n.

And Natalie.

Back when radio meant something short that means Amber, you're stuck with the athletes.

Yes, yeah, so worry. I never got big first perspective.

You're awkward?

Yeah yeahs find us.

That's it.

Okay, so you guys don't have to do anything. You can now just sit back and relax. We are going to have to do all the.

Work I know. So this is what's going to happen. Our pairs are going to peel off. One person is going to be pitching the clues. The other person is going to have to guess. The word is all about guessing a certain word. We want the winning word. The winning word is very similar to the F word. If we get the F word, we're out that you lose that round.

And so the clues are only one word to what.

Do you want to do?

I don't know what do you reckon?

I'll just stand on my Okay, I guess.

You won't stand excellent, and I'm guessing no. No, that means she needs you need to stay. Are you giving the no?

You're going to go moving close to the sea bass.

Take your headphones off sea backs because there we're about to find.

Okay, let's hear. Okay. Round one it is the first of three.

The F word is apple and the winning word is through.

Okay, mmm.

Mmm, okay, you can come back now. Okay, who's going first? Do you want to go first?

Thing right? If you haven't played the word before? If you go first, if you go first, you could give you could not get it right, but you can ask the other person. That's what it is. This game now is full of potholes. What are you two doing? Are you trying to see if something is too rude for.

I think that's I think it's too too words.

If it's two words, one word from.

Hmhm orchard.

Apple?

What apple? The F word apple was the word.

Free?

Was the word again? Again?

It is so it's so funny blade again. Here we go, Here we go.

The F word is apple.

Is fruit?

I thought you're a completely the opposite way around?

Hi?

Everyone were again?

People one?

Round two back back in the corner, celebrating. Okay, next round, the.

F word is beach and the winning word is zand.

Mm hmm.

Okay, you can come back now. It okay.

Oh oh Jesus me, yeah, yeah you.

Okay, we've worked together.

Psychically, open up and just let the information flow through the tunnel.

Castle mm hmm.

Okay, okay, because it could be like I know, I know, it would be kings or queens. That could be bloody castle castle, it could be a fairy tunnel.

Sh mm hmm.

King.

Did I think our glass.

Hour glass? Well said, Oh yes, that is well done, well done. Okay, my lie, believe that it's one. That's all. We got the last one. So that's enough. You said the F word. This is a point of the game. Okay, next round, the F word.

Is coffee and the winning word is caffeine.

All right, come back, you're right first.

Okay, that's tough.

This is tough.

Red bull.

That's all the words.

No, the words Amy is ready bull to.

Words words red bull.

No, of course, it's two words. It's one together.

What do you say red?

It doesn't matter if the name is two words, that's still two words.

It's two ways that I know Sean's saying. Sean saying that he thinks.

It only ever comes together.

No, No, it's the word red and the word.

Bulls words chicken, treat.

Every two word name is still two words.

You're not going to get it.

Excuse me, where's the faith in your teammate?

Let her have it with that, that's fine.

No, let her have a guess.

Energy m.

Incorrect, red bull stimulant.

Oh, I'm not thinking of the penis then.

Tired into what he said as the two words title stimulant, red sounds not energy, red ball stimulant.

Run, I don't have anything you do, red bull stimulant and drink.

No, I didn't got those two drink didn't.

How many words are going to say this time?

Oh mate, come on, can you give me my words?

No, you're not wrong, give me any more words?

Sean says, oh yeah, I can.

Uh.

Cappuccino caffeine, I'm getting coffee?

Was yeh word?

Yes?

Yeah? Yeah?

Yeah?

I mean you cheated, but we'll give it to you.

Red bull to rules one.

Right, take your headphones off in the corner.

You can.

The F word is hoarse and the winning word is donkey.

Okay, come here now, because now I was speaking Kara.

Yeah, sure, I'm kicking.

Sure, yeah you should. Now you meldown mind.

No, I'm fully vulcaning.

Society. Come on.

No, no, it's not because it's very specific to.

Okay, read many talking, okay, read talking one word mate, society, society neally you I haven't mad society.

No, no, no, there's something.

Like, I know, are you serious? I'm going to punch you in the face.

Really, this is punched face punch, Yes, it is.

If you don't get it from this.

After we've worked together for twenty one years, Oh donkey, how that you.

Like realize where we are? We were the only we're the only we were the only donkeys members of the Donkey Society society, so.

It wouldn't have helped you. So it's because it's too old. It comes down to this.

It's and we never explained.

One every one.

It is too old, comes down to this one.

The f word is piano and the winning word is keyboard.

Okay, come back, what was that for?

Donkey? Horse? Shun up.

Word?

This is this is strategic, So don't feel about anything that.

Was your clue. There is one word.

Is this going to be a personal attack on me? Giant instrument? Instrument, instrument instrument. I'm just going to try and do you shake your head instruments? I am I just going to start having to name random instruments, and I guess I won't be offended either way. I mean, I'll go with my instrument, which was clarinet. Lovely, lovely instrument incorrect.

Well, it's not going to be anything like that piano whatever, because you would have put you would have put like a piano person ex sort So is it a piano?

Fingers?

Oh?

Oh oh well okay, so I'm thinking you can I just run.

To is it a piano? Is it an organ?

Or is it a keyboard? It wouldn't be a keyboard, would be an organ, This wouldn't be piano. Would it be piano? It's piano. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna say piano.

Are you saying piano? You idiot? It was keyboard? Yeah, right now you am Yeah.

Five hundred dollars cash thanks to Fringe Well twenty twenty five or your da world.

Yeah the word very late.

The f word is back tomorrow, everybody with another special guest player, see best.

Thanks for coming and then congrats.

Nathan, Nat and Sean podcast.

We made it through our first show back with you can we have a day off?

Our boss has joined us day David to come over and I'm gonna tell us a sorry though. Yeah, yeah, so sure you've got a long hair hang out of you. You haven't barely mentioned David's got a lot of hairs on his face.

Now you've gone the manly.

We are we going to trying to attract another subset of the gay community, are we face cubs?

Well?

It was popular over some.

Look really good. I want to talk about something from last year. I bought that box. Oh yeah, I've got a garden box.

I never mentioned it.

I'll reach other whole. Sorry, hey, the whole the thing came, it didn't came. None of us put together like none of it wasn't like kid, Each piece was separate.

The ad said some assembly, replied, actually it was complete assembly.

No. I finished the arc before I finished this, And even now it's still a little bit wonky because nothing the pilot holes were drewed in the right spot. So I thought I got a dodgy one. But anyway, as a thank you for David, because it's just the best bus every and we love him, I had brought him one of these boxes and he was looking for one, so David, so I.

Got I wasn't doing myself. I got someone from their task outs and I paid one hundred.

Dollars and I think they thought they were getting like the best deal ever.

They this idiot can't together flat pack stuff.

Yeah.

Hours he said to me, this is this is not good quality.

It's like screw inside. I mean it looks really nice, but it was like chops.

Yeah.

And if there's like the slarightest breezes, I was just going to collapse that.

Yeah. But then when you get close up to it, like Sean, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get it catches it when it closes one of the limbs up, it's it looks like there's someone inside trying to escape.

Who should take.

This company down because that's what they're selling. And look I got two of us. That was two hundred dollars, four hundred dollars. Yeah, we need to take more companies down this year. That's how we're taking ten companies down our clients.

I was gonna name someone and I stopped myself.

All right, well, we'll be back tomorrow. We will were allowed.

Is that okay? That the first backwards?

Fine, it's fine.

Our best friend Kate Well shall be joining us tomorrow.

That'll be fine.

We're going to be catching up with Jolana Dockitch as.

Well, or just being informed amazing, more boxes and more words.

Or opportunities to win cash or a car.

All right, all right, oh right, I've got a video Stitch to have your back.

Good to have you well.

If you want more great holiday stories like the garden Box one. If you want to see go to the socials. You see Nathan showing a video, I'll shower heads was don't give them the video. You better get that up there. It's up there. Actually, I would recommend not checking out there give it.

It's just it's any filmed it. It's a video of a video of a show.

That's how Sean iss to. That's how Sean is the recording audiovie.

I'm just trying to jazz it up and beat make it more interesting.

Good da have you.

Back, guys.

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