Bonus | It’s Not About The Size…Except This Time!

Published Jun 17, 2025, 7:00 AM

WARNING: This podcast discusses adult themes. 

We discuss at length the news story that broke this week detailing the man with the biggest penis in Britain’s disastrous details of the night he lost his virginity.

Is there Nathan, Nat and Sean podcast. Hi everybody, I'm worried. We need to give a warning about this.

These podcasts may contain adult content because this is something that Sean wanted to do on air and we said.

No, no way, this is okay, little little kid's ear warning. It's no, you should not be listening.

I'm sure everyone's going to find it super interesting. And then also you've got a side with the person in the story. You'd be going, oh, that's that's a difficult life to lead.

You will have empathy for this fellow exactly story Shawney, come on, okay here it is.

So the guy, the guy with the biggest penis in the world, he decided to have a chat to Daily Mail over at the UK.

Because if you're going to talk to anybody, it's going to be the Daily Mail.

And he said it's been tough living the life that he's lived over the journey and his name is Matt Barr, Great Star Sean. His penis is measured to be at fourteen inches. Now, Natalie, I know what you're asking.

Relaxed or at attention act.

She doesn't say in the article, shame on them.

That's the only detail. Anybody wants to know what are you talking about, Daly mail?

Come on now, let's just go without attention, Okay, okay exactly.

I mean that is a better option because if it's fourteen inches when it's relaxed, when it's at ease, Sean, then that's terrifying to think.

What it might be.

Mate. It's like one of those pythons that you see in those Indonesia that eats somebody.

Do you want to see a photo of Matt Barr say, then this is what he looks like.

Okay, so it describes as a normal looking bloke.

Yeah, he's not the worst, he's not the best, he's not the worst.

In between he is legit mister average. Yeah, except in the pants.

But the problem is, you know, growing up with this, you know ross he was just it's not as easy as what you would think, particularly when he lost his virginity, said was a lot of hard work.

So does he just pass out a lot or what's the problem he has?

Of course, the blood goes from his head to his head and that's a big journey.

Can you see why we were allowed to do this on air? Sean wanted to do this on air?

No but let's let's have we got yep, have we got the great man Matt talking about is bigger? Is bigger better? Yeah? This have a listen and you kind of want to dispel this much the bigger is better.

It's definitely not.

I mean, besides, you know, the practical issues I think it does come a lot of the things people think about, oh it's more virile, you know, you're more manly or stuff. Again, these are just missed, you get because the people who are bragging about it often are a lot of times we were black about it's over conversating, for example, or they just you know, they want to prevent themselves doing adult work, where that is a selling point.

So it's why past the selling point isn't. And then here's the other problem to that. It's got an eight and a half inch circumference. Yes, I mean do that with your hands. You know that's it's not going to do anyone any benefit.

You had two hands, and.

You were telling us he'd have day to day problems and stuff like shorts, and well, yes he does.

And one of the biggest issues that he had and he talked about trying to do sports right and it's not easy to do sports. And one time he decided to go to yoga class because he thought it might be.

You know, relax.

Yeah, yeah, And he's doing one of the poses and the person who was running yoga class thought he was had a stiffy in a nutshell. I was going to say arouse, but.

I just thought I'll go with stiffy, so don't say nutshell. So they kicked him out of the yoga. Ah, he can't even relax. He would have had to.

He would have been trying to explain, but I've really got.

To No, that's not going to be how do you how do you explain that? Well, I have a large appendage. You know, you do solo yoga classes is what you do.

So I'm a woman, therefore I can't relate to the difficulties that might be. So as guys with famously tiny pink to make you feel.

Better, it's great, he said, it was just a waste, just a waste of he's having a really hard time, having a terribly.

So you feel better about life now, ros, Yeah, feel good.

There can be problems with big things. You know, I've got a big nose that's got a big head. Have you got I've got big ego, massive detail. Yeah, I have a big any. It's not easy. It's not easy carrying something.

A big way of expectation.

Yeah.

Yeah, I've got a big disappointment in myself.

Morgage, Yeah, big mortgage.

That's right.

These things are difficult to carry around. Big pressures, big pressure. You know you're a father of two.

Big responsibilities. None of that is a big WILLI though, is it?

It's not a big WILLI fourteen inches?

I mean we need to we need to metricize that. So fourteen inches in centimeters, it's got to be close to thirty five I would think around inches, that's seem what's your interest in centimeters? Is thirty five and a half centimeters?

If you're going home with it longer than and he rolls out the fourteen inch number, the thirty five centimeters job.

Like, where do you think you're gonna put that?

Mane?

Yeah, that's not happen, said about me, it's not happening. But have you got a minute for me to take a photo? Because you'd have to. You would have to tell the girls straight away.

Wouldn't you.

His quote is it's difficult because it's not something you really spring on people as a surprise, so nobody would believe.

You if youre just telling them you know what I mean?

No, look before before you come home with me, I do just have to warn you it's enormous and go yeah, sure on his mate and then you.

Go, oh crap, I set of scarce people away does eh?

You couldn't take it on someone has because he's not a virgin anymore. Guys, he's not a virgin.

God blessing, I give.

You this story.

Sure, it's a great and trouble.

With big things. It's not just penises.

The amount of things you've said this podcast that you can't say normally.

We're not actually putting this podcast up, are we.

Well this is this is a big thing.

It's a big thing. No, it needs a big thing. Who do you reckon?

Do you reckon? The guy came in seconds disappointed?

And who's in charge of like verifying the world record?

And how do they do that?

Guy with a tape measure going around the world to people that are claiming they've got the biggest one and imagine going oh, sorry.

Mate, you'd probably be asking for photos. Imagine that's your job.

I have to see a photo.

No, but that could be photoshops, so you can't trust a photo. You have to see you in person face yeh Willie?

Yeah, all right, we'll leave you with that. Have you think about that? Everyone? Sorry about that one eye. Nathan, Matt and Sean is a Nover podcast.

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