SAS Australia contestant Firass is up to his old nonsense again… this time trying to rescue hostage Candice from the Drill Sergeants armed with a DEADLY… oven mit? Try again Firass…

But at least you inspired some great stories from people who read the situation wrong, like Beth, who didn’t realise she was hitting on her new boss at a work drinks!

There’s no doubt that everyone’s favourite soldier Jackson Warne would have helped out Firass but unfortunately he threw in the towel and handed in his number. Jackson called through to talk about his time on the show, his strange diet, and gave us an insight into how the Spin King himself raised him as a child.

In a change of field, Warney’s old team mate and Australian Cricket team coach Justin Langer also joined in the fun this morning. He couldn’t care less about his daughters skin care products, and is dreading leaving home for another lengthy stint on the road with our finest cricketers!

Nooney Tunes is also back today… and the stronger players finally come to the table to compete!