Nathan, Nat & ShaunFrom WA’s cheekiest Airbnb to giving birth in a carpark we revisit some of our most eye opening chats. Plus, Urzila Carlson chats life, laughs, and getting hitched!
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Now it's exciting time for us in w A when we make the news and we're going to be highlighting the suburb of Shortwater today.
And then a airbnb in particular.
Yes, Sean, it's apparently the kinkiest airbnb that Airbnb has in Wa. They call it kink Corner. It's owned by a sexologist.
Is this a particular category? Are you know how you can search for like swimming pool or well? I searched on this morning and just put in kink and it came up.
Oh there go okay, so maybe so can I just ask you this sexologist? Yes, how do you become a sexologist?
You just watch people do it and then you tell them they're doing it right or wrong. Okay.
It's like a life coach in the sex work.
You just need luck, you know, like an hour of time and a shoehorn.
An hour's generous and Nathan keep going.
Now you have to give advice and get okay right, it's practical.
That's a good idea.
Four point nine two rating. It has four point nine I want to hear god favorite they say, so this judgment. She's a sexologist and family and marriage therapist. She realized that through a training that people want to experience particular things and sometimes they can't do that safely at home because the children are there, or they're renting and things like that, and you can't like holes in the roof of the various swings and stuff.
Ah.
And also a lot of this sort of lifestyle leads itself to group situations. But sometimes you don't want a group situation. You want to try all these fun toys that at one of these parties for many people, but you want to do it in the privacy of your own home. Just have a bit of a laugh. And that's what she says, that they are provided.
We know how often this is getting booked out.
It's worked out all the time.
Jeez, go ahead, but do you reckon?
There's just an element of people who are just trying to get a little seaside holiday and then they get there and go, oh, look at the photos probably I know.
And then and then here's the other thing. You know, when you go into one of those places and you rent them, and then you realize there is a table tennis table in there, you so got to have a go. So is that the same thing?
Yeah, I would think one of the things. There's a cage, is it there?
You've got to have friends for three hundred and sixty nine dollars and seventy cents a night.
It was sixty nine.
Yeah. Yeah. It includes a swing I sent Andrew's cross, a set of stocks, a massage table, a cage for the romantics.
What are the stocks?
Stop when you put your head in the hole and you got your hands out and peoples to throw fruit, you're bad?
Yeah, okay, so instead of throwing fruit at you, what are the.
That's rough on an egg plant in your face? So there's there's an outdoor bath and a shower as well. Everything is weight rated so you can go on there and just run your hearts to tell you that's why you want of the bands out of the burrito.
That's right? And you know, I remember I was putting in those bolts into the wall the other day. All they've got those.
My thing is, how much is the gleaning fee for this guy?
Say there's not enough spraying wife in the world.
Says that she does it herself because she doesn't trust anyone else to do it. For our highest standards, she said that our assumption is you've touched everything, and everything that we've brought we can sterilize. I don't know if you do. We assume that you've sat on everything or everything's gone in you, and then we start at the front and then we work our way through the back door. You need the mop for.
That one, you would, I mean, like if you were to shine a blue light on it that if you if you're turning up there a lot.
I am completely supportive of this life style. It's not one that it's not one that I it's just it's just the equipment. It's just a lot for me. It's got I know. I don't want to go and give it a fine. I don't want I don't want to eat duck either, so I'm not going to.
But you have and your life.
Like I don't want to know. That's the other thing that if you try and you like it, you don't want.
To like it, but you have like because you said it's delicious. What well that?
And it was beating ducks so they're tasty. And you know what I'm saying, I've been attacked by duck, so I've got every right to eat one for an eye, Harry, I don't think The only person we would know that would have anything to do with Kinks and the equipment would be you or your circle of friends.
Yeah there is one, but I won't names. There's going to be lots of people out there. And again, no shame, no shame, no shame. He's he's definitely open about it. And he has recently built a house. Wonder if he's put install anything. But he's definitely had some trouble.
Here's a subterraneal level there.
He's definitely had some trouble at the airport, whereas on the way to Bali where his suitcase got searched and there are a couple of.
Questionable items because a lot of things look like weapons but they're not, like they're not you're not using those numb chucks and the traditional.
One time we were playing North Melbourne, Canberra and after training there was nothing to do, right, so let's get a cab out to fish Wick and fish Wicks in the industrial area where all Austray's pawn come.
From before the internet.
Everybody, yeah, we'll play the next day. It was the sun so it was a Saturday and we roll out there. We go into this place and it was called Adam and Adam and Eves and a couple of blokes were getting around grabbing a few bits and pieces anyway. But by the time we'd gone and we had gone through to leave the airport at Canberra, one of the guys got this bag set because he bought some handcuffs and some other stuff.
We found a spot for your baby moon, Elliott, so a little B and B.
Yeah, yeah, we'll cart pull, can I say I When Dougie bought the house that we moved into, there was a giant industrial sized hook in our bedroom in the roof and they've stuck it into the corners, which really upset me. But yeah, it was what else could it be for? Not egg chair chair right against the.
Right against the wall.
You wouldn't put it right against We're talking about well inspired by the Airbnb and shoalwater that is the kinkiest going around.
So it's a corner everybody, and you're going to wait for your booking because it is basically booked. It's chocolate Block school holiday, Samuel. We got a message on the soshis.
Yeah from ben Ja.
Then he said cheapest cleaning fee I've ever seen forty dollars win win.
At that point because she does a bit of sanitizer is great everything. She thinks that everything's touched your bum.
Yeah, so she got to keep that in the mixt charging more for that.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
We are talking about lovers that use equipment, and not equipment you can keep in the drawer. We're talking about like to gretit.
Amanda's in Palmara. Good morning, Amanda, this morning.
What sort of equipment have you got?
Yeah? I do have a swing and it's the book is in my bedroom. My daughter bought a fabric swing from Bali.
Yeah, one trip like the acrobats use, no like just you know, a cushions swing of them.
And I went, so, my neighbor is a roof carpenter, and I asked him to install a hook in her bedroom for that. And then while he was you know, installed in my room suit.
And did you tell him that that it was for swing like the one that she had bought.
I alluded to that, but hell he knew because you know, because after you spoke to him, you zipped your mouth back.
Do you use it often?
I haven't for a little while. Yeah, but it's a lot of good fun.
Okay, So Amanda, Can I ask you some questions about just how to live with the swing? Did you do you take it? Do you put it up for use and then take it down after use?
Yeah? Do you have children, so I don't what they're walking in?
And sort of of course not so then anyone anyone that as Ali did, would move into a house or whatever or go to someone's place and they see an industrial sized hook on the root of the ceiling. Do you hang something off it later on to give it some purpose so people don't think that you've got to swing in your room or you don't care.
I think if I was selling the house at the home Open, Yeah, I put a plant up there.
Or just a crawler of sorts.
The amount of unwilling plants.
That have tan the jander good? Hello, hy, how you got Okay? Do you use equipment?
We do.
We have the standard bondage stuff and et cetera, et cetera, and use we use a spread a bar and my ex partner was actually having a cage bok for me.
Age. I've just put up on the on the kink corner Airbnb and Shorewater and there's a cage there and it looks I was imagining a cage, like a cage you'll put like a grizzly bear and then so you can stand up this one here you have to squat into get in there, and you would put a Pomeranian in then you stick your head through the top or your head through the side. Is that sort of the cage that you're getting.
Yeah, so it restricts you and you know that that kind of keeps you in place for anything that needs to do is coming out forward.
So when you're in the cage and your head sticking out, is things happening to your head or is it more so a restriction thing and then it's a teasing thing.
It can be it's a restriction, but things are also happening to your head. So you mask you can, Yeah, you can play with with it however you want to.
Can You did say about your ex was going to get that before? Is it something if you enjoy that kind of thing that you have to you know, how long do you roll that out before you've seen someone you've seen.
When you start adding someone you how long before you bring this stuff out?
As it were asking?
Yes, oh no, it's right right at the beginning, because it's part of the expectations of course.
Yeah yeah. And also I'm saying with your partner, if you are arguing at the time, do you hop in the cage, because.
Because there's a certain question, it can only happen at a certain times. So yeah, when you're in a bad space.
Very interesting world, Shorn, It's the Nation, Nutt and Sean podcast.
We've got more with our friend as you're like hals and live from our Adelaide studios.
Actually, when we've been to that studio, we start off the morning by having breakfast down in the cafe downstairs. Did you go pop into there at any stage? But I did see it and it looks.
Really cute, So I might go there because I'm off to wyla buzzy metropolis.
That is why I might want to. I don't know what the cuisine is like.
And he.
Don't get me into your freaking ways.
I have my own freak show going off.
We went to a place down the main drag and it was called Schnitt.
House Melbourne Institution.
But yeah, sang By, I go heavy on the Schnitz light on the on the opposite.
Together, we won't be able to go.
You love me, I bring the.
I say somewhere that you got married recently.
No, you're wrong. You didn't play with it.
Yeah, so so big proposal of what happened?
How did it go down?
No, it was it was very casual. It was just on the couch just before Christmas, and it was more of a so you want it?
Yeah cool?
You want it?
Yeah cool?
And that was it the most beautiful you really really?
I mean we've known each other for like twenty two years.
What's the point? You know sometimes sometimes it's like a trick to get them to marry. Who's like, you're looking at the couch, going, this is the best way we need.
Yeah, why why would I set up this big scene? Or why would she set up this big scene? When you're on the couch, you're at your most comfortable. This is why we spend most of our time.
Let's remember this couch. You wish check your face.
Yeah, you just started on my leg. It's fine.
Your looms hanging out.
This is as good as a gain.
Actually, you're doing a lot of shows this too. You know, you're banging out day after day. Do you checking back at home with the kids when you're away, or do you see the beauty on my way I'm doing these shows, I couldn't care less what the what the kids are up to.
No, I have to keep checking back into them because I get smaller and smaller on their pictures, you know, because I'm a little so so then eventually I'm just on the back of the page, you know, when I just meet dogs in the family unit, and then I'm like further away, like with a tree and the dog, and then eventually I'm on the other side and I'm like so, no, I usually just do Thursday, Friday, Saturday in Australia. Then I fly home and then I come back. So I'm from home four days here three days.
Oh yeah right, yeah, this is just a little fun.
Yeah yeah, I fly more than a pilot. Yeah yeah.
You know when you get on the plane and you look at the crew and you go, oh, it's color not flying.
No, no, she's actually on the Adelaide flight.
And then like, ah, yeah, her kid's still sick.
You know, is there something you have to have on every flight? I went through a stage rut and I'm forgetting my neck pillow and so I buy a new one. So I've got probably about ten or fifteen neck pillows at home. But I don't. They never go around my neck. They go around my stomach, so I can sit there and let my my elbows on my elbows on there. Do you have any I must.
Say that sounds like a very economy kind of story.
We live in an economy world.
No, no, I don't.
I don't need anything because in business they come their own fee, you know, as I get so annoyed because people in the economy think it's so amazing in business. But you know what, on long floats they always run out of cave and it's starting the friend because I'm sure sometimes there's.
Too much leg group.
That is distracted, disgusting. I tell you, if you've never experienced anything but economy, don't they.
Take it.
Not to know which is better not to know what it's like to be treated like a person in the sky person.
You know, sometimes when I'm in business and I've already got three pillows, and then I go talk to them, I go, can you bring me another pillow?
And I know they're going to rip it off someone on.
Some elderly person's knuckles, the knuckles that come hold on to plow.
You sleep with no plow, Oh you don't have your neck pillow.
Well, they're prising the neck pillar away from Nathan's waist and that's the way it should be down everybody, And like this is no like dark room, you know, tiny pub gig.
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I had had just schedule, clearly ready to go.
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Ali might have gone home left, said she she might come back if she can calm down.
So we gave a brown paper bag.
Yeah, we are talking about the reality. Yeah coming.
We've never labeled never, so we thought we better speak to people and have Hello Brook, Hi.
Hi, Brook. All right, Ali is probably driving home right now. She will be listening to what you've got to say.
So six years ago I got first to my first and had been to the hospital, but they sent me home because I was only just dilated and I said don't come back until like four in the afternoons to first to the ages, and that was a tencer in the morning. I was back there at one o'clock and pushing in the car park while my husband's getting a parking ticket.
Oh, they gave him a.
Crowd get parking your fine, while I'm pushing in the car part. And then once we got the ward, there was no midwives or anything around, so they sent a junior doctor and to help me. Then she said, oh, you're ten centimeutes.
Dilator said yep.
By pushing like it's coming. And she said, but your membranes are still intact and my waters hadn't broken. Yes, And then so she said, I said, look, I really need to push, and she said, yeah, that's fine, you can push. So I pushed, and honestly, at first in her face like yeah, like I was throwing a water balloon at her.
It was.
Everywhere, her mouth was open.
She was devastating, goes. It got me in the eye. She had like she threw a lanyard off. Her hair was like soaking there and my husband and I just cracked up. I just got couldn't hold it together.
I didn't think there's anything worse than someone spitting in their face.
And from that at least back everybody.
Someone gave birth a car park.
No no, no no, I got in from the car park. Quickly, tell again, quickly, Brooke.
So I was ten minute dilated when I first got into the hospital and the junior doctor said, your membrane are stealing. I said, yeah, my waters haven't broken. She goes, and I said to her, I need to push. So I pushed and she goes, that's fine, you can push. That pushed and my waters broken in her face.
Like a small comb. Like going a great day at work.
Thanks, Broke, Sarah said, bottle Broke. Hello, Hi Sarah, Good morning everyone.
Sarah.
What happened when you're in labor? Sarah?
Oh golly. So it was eight years ago with my daughter and I started contractions five minutes apart, and I was at home with my husband, and so he called his mum over to watch her son, and I also called my midwife and she's like, okay, well I'm in Northbridge, meet me in Northbury. And so my husband gets in the car, but obviously I left the fuel get really low, so the light was on. He's like the light I said, oh, I forgot I needed a fuel up. So he had to fuel up and then skip the que and I'm still contracting five minutes. A partner squear I was going to have her in the car, and I called my midwife. She's like, just meet me at this booze bus spot in Northbury, a spot. She was like meet me half I will go together. And I was like, okay. So there's people everywhere. It's about eleven eleven o'clock at night by this stage in Northbridge.
The piece no, I no know.
She's he's a community midwife.
To get me.
What happened next? Sarah?
Okay.
So I got there and the police actually say to us, okay, we'll be fast and get in our car. So I get on the back of the police car with my midwife. My husband's like can you follow?
Can I follow?
And he did tell me eventually that it was like he was going so fast and anyways, so they're running lights and uh, my midwife goes, you know, it's King Eddie's right, and like, oh, you know, they were going to the wrongs.
I was like, oh my gosh. And I was still.
Contracting five minutes apart. Anyway, So we get dropped off, we get entranced into the backway, the back of the hospital, and my midwife assessed me. She's like, you're you're not even dilated. What what are you talking about. She's like, this is called an irritable uterus. And so she's like, you still experience the contract like regular birth contraction, except you don't actually dilate. And that happened another two more times after.
So you were being you've got a place escort, not even a place escort. You were in a place car and taking that and you weren't giving birth.
Yes, no, Chelsea's hellos.
Okay, tell Ellie everything that happened.
Okay. So I had quite a tough time with my first pregnancy. I had the irritable uterus as well.
And it's such a.
Funny we've we've got the irritable woman.
Now I live with one. Sometimes I got quite stick.
Towards the end, I had prea clam fia, which to meet you quite ill. So they admitted me to hospital and kept me for a few days and then decided that baby was better out than in, so they decided to induce me. Yeah, they went merrily, and he took me through at like six am, and they had to break my waters as well, but because I'm not dilated at all, they had to break my waters with like the hook thing.
Basically it's like a metal classical thing.
That they have to like something you'd used for like like making a quilt, catching a snapper, like a like a quick quick on pick. Yeah no, keep going. Oh my god.
I was like, they're kind of break my waters and they had to have a few ghost because they couldn't get it, and I'm like excruciating pain, like stacking myself up the bed and my husband, my husband who's a personal trainer, walked in and he's like, good morning, get up.
A baby, this is gun shouldn't be illegal. He's full rise and blow his head off. At that stage, all.
The midwifes are looking at him like shut up immediately, right now, come and help her. And he's like what's going on and they're like, he can't talk to you anyway. So then we're going through the you know everything, and he turns like full personal trainer mode and tries to like personal.
I can imagine Chelsea, i'ld be that person, and don't be that person, guys.
It's not the same.
I just know it.
Yeah.
Look at that hooks on right, it's like a quick rumpit.
Yeah, thanks Chelsea, Ellie Kim's it a well?
How is happening to you? Son?
Hi?
Guys, how are you?
He's feeling more confident about but what happened to you?
So this was with baby number two. All three of my babies were under an hour from start to fit in.
Oh my god, no time for a cake.
Notes.
So number two woke up and I'm like, oh, run the hospital. They're like, look, we've got plenty of time. Have a shower, have your breakfast, don't worry about it. Anyway, the contractions were getting quicker, said to I think we should go into the hospital. So he's been to the dad class. The dad class is dead, so worry take it.
With a pinch of salt.
I what you need as a man telling her how this goes.
So we're in the car.
We've got a twenty minute ride to the city. This was in Adelaide at the time, and he stopped at every red light at six o'clock in the morning.
You have got to put your foot down. Anyway, We got to about ten minutes down the road and I'm like getting the beds to push and another he's driving miss Daisy, everybody to keep going, knowing my first baby was quick. So we get to near the hospital and I've put my hand down, his hand down, and I said, the baby's head is coming out. You have got to put your foot down. He's like, oh yeah, okay, let's go.
I got to the hospital.
He's pulled into the front door near the emergency has done around, and then the days I'm pushing, the head is already out in the car. He's run round to get a nurse. The nurse has run slipped over in the doorway, and you know the doors are.
He's in the doorway, the door, the door opening. The time someone's gone and helped her.
I've already had the baby. Nobody's in the car. I've had the baby by myself. I had those hair and pans on. The baby has gone down the ledger.
Oh yeah, did you get up and just shake the baby out.
Of your pants?
The whole time, all as I can think of is my car is going to ruin.
Well that's what I was thinking too in the car because it was in your pants.
So you kept it in your pants.
Baby was caught in my hair and pants, So yeah, wear hair and pants there.
The pants we all by were in Bali and never wear warring back here, and the ones with the on them, yeah, Allie's got whales on them though, Natalie, imagine imagine having a whole hospital of people there waiting to help you, but yet you're you're like two meters away from it, having the baby by yourself. Well well, well, one of the professionals was supposed to be having their heads crushed by the by the automatic doors.
Him. What a child.
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