Nathan, Nat & ShaunJim Jefferies' shares stories Chris Hemsworth. We find out if kids still know about ice cream spiders, why you had to jump a fence, and unexpected dangers of just standing still...
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It's kicking off the host with the most, of course, Jim Jeffrey is showing this NAB Good morning.
Jim, Good morning. I just I was just listening to your show. I'm very jealous about the two dollars spiders sell their meat.
Yeah, I mean, how good is that.
I have to go to McDonald's, right, I order the frozen coke and then I have to pay for a soft served cone, and then I have to dump the ice cream in myself like a bloody idiot. And you know what, McDonald's in America they don't do any Is it still thirty cents for a cone? In Australia.
Thirty bucks? Now, I think it's either fifty or seventy. I'm not sure, but I think it's.
It's still it's a bothering around the one dollar, right the ice cream cone in Australia. In America two dollars sixty.
What that's American dollars?
American dollars, you're looking a good four dollars Australia three dollars fifty Australian buddy rip off?
Still Jim about with the spiders. Right, So we all grew up with a coke spider.
Right.
What was the first time you varied from the coke spider? Because the first time that I had anything different, Mum put the ice cream with Fanta and I blew my mind. It was like the very fabric of existence just tore apart.
I didn't know that one. That one's like a splice, isn't it. You got the orange with the vanilla. Yeah, and it's like a splice ice cream. I take it you don't really have this soda as much in Australia. But I like a good Doctor Pepper float Pepper spider.
Yeah, yeah, big, I need.
To call it a float.
Then you have changed.
Jim the Doctor Pepper.
After I finished it, I like to put the bottle up on a leg and shoot it with a.
Gun and then eat my peanut pastes.
And then and then eat my.
Jim the Doctor Pepper that you're talking about, I mean, be is another one they always talk about. And Nathan just meant and the peanut butter and jelly, Now peanuts peanut butter. Do you have those sandwiches? Have you gone to that kind of cuisine?
Everybody in America eats a B and jy sandwiches they call him.
And I've never had one. You know why because.
Yeah, when you look at it, it's just goo inside. And their bread is horrible. Maybe if I could get a bit of Australian sun breast or tiptop, you know, good stuff. I'm where the bread MUSHes down when you bite it. But American bread it always springs back as soon as you bite, terrible sugar filled crap and then they want to cover it more.
And jelly, it's it's strawberry jem.
It's jam they sell in America.
They sell peanut butter with the jam. The jelly swelled through it. So you can all just do it in one one night.
Remember they started VEII two point when they started putting vegiemite and was it cheese to get there in the jarts? Shut up now doing ourselves. You are a great representative of Australia because I feel like you're every man. You're all of us, but more talented. I want to know, right, how do you go in really fancy Hollywood situations? Do you find? Are you comfortable with it?
Now?
Do you your fish out of water?
What you know? I've met a lot of famous people over here. You know, Brad picked with me where the man. I've been to parties. I've been to parties with extremely famous people and I haven't remained friends with any of us. How could I go? They're always they've watched one of my standup specials. They're always excited to meet me, and then they're very disappointed.
So do you hang around?
Eddie Vedder came to one of my shows and I wasn't invited to Pearl Jam Wh's just.
Ah? So when what amazes me?
So many Australians do go to LA and they start with that mid Pacific accent almost immediately. You have not got you've been there a while, there is not an iota of an American accent about you.
Well, I lived in Britain before that. I tried not to lose it because I thought that you know, it pointed accent.
I like the way I said.
But so last Father's Day they brought out Extraction too, you know the Chris Hemsworth, Yes, the one where Chris talks like every Australian actor. Have you noticed that every Australian actor is like this?
Yeah?
You know, we did a few things.
Russell Crow.
Me and the boys got together and were like this. You're like, shut up, mate, you went to Nia.
We're all so gritty.
I studied at Whopper in Perth, Right, do I tell you I was the grittiest blake there, mate, don't.
Worry about I'll tell you.
The wonderful thing about Whopper is ghost. If you're a young man, go study a musical theater. At Whopper they let in fifteen men and fifteen women each year, and those girls have been practiced in dancing and acting their whole life, and the boys have also been doing that. I was one of two heterosexuals in that cleaned up a wonderful experience. I have very fond memories of Perth. It's the Nathan, Matt and Sean podcast.
Sorry a better drama last night and Channel ten years The drama was happening in adelaide A Parliament House. Cool right, Yeah?
Something political and what's that hot political topic in South Australia.
No, I as a man that was drunk.
Smoke Mark to drive through smoke, Mark, drive through smoke. That's out the lakes where we play footy out there.
So there's like a speaker box in your audio. Guarries and then you go to the window and then you get it.
Yeah, like a drive through that you would see with a bottle shop and you just drive through and get your dance.
We always used to think these guys are ahead of the time.
I'd be like, what what are those people doing in the waiting bab what are they waiting for? They must their cigarette han roll?
Yeah, the top amazing.
Yeah, this is a guy who was it was it was trill thirty Thursday morning and he was he had a bit to drink and he thought that he would jump over and had to have a bit of fun in the Parliament House yard and then decided to jump back over the fence to get away and he was impaled on the fence while he was jumping.
That's like, yeah, oh, you're not getting away from that getting a jump acord on the thing.
For an hour he was for an hour he was dangling there waiting and the emergency services they end up coming over. They had to remove been.
Screaming, imagine it.
So they had to use an angle grinder to remove part of the fence and in order to keep him safe they put a bucket on his head so the sparks didn't get a bad night, the bucket on your hand, look at the dark flying.
And they they're cutting off the bit of a fence that's stuck in your wrist, and then take yes.
Yeah, so the bit of the fence went with him, got surgery. Apparently he's OK, he's gonna be facing a myriad of charges.
So we wicked stick scar.
What a story.
It just shows the danger of jumping the fence Seorn.
It can be very dangerous. Yeah, yeah, I did it once at my house. I was living in Baragoon and I had an operation for ostiitis, which is a groin operation. Actually it's above you.
You pig bone.
Yeah, it's like I would say, like having a cesarean. So they not having the baby come out of the same muscles and they cut it open because they need to get through to the bone area. And I decided that the good idea would do to jump the fence because I couldn't get in through the garage at the time and my lawn.
So what did you thought? What was your tactic? Did you go slowly and gently? Is that possible to go over the fence slan fast?
Is what I thought, because they're I'd be explosive as possible.
Yes, how did that work out? I had to go and see the doctor. Yeah, because it split my stint, you know, the whole thing.
Yeah, that's about you think about jumping the fences a lot of the times. If you're not familiar with the fence, you don't what's on the other side of the part. You don't know if the other side of the fence is level, or it could be like a ten meter drop.
Stella's in Ferndale.
Hello, hey guys, the danger, the dangers of a fence, Stella.
Oh my gosh, the perils. So this isn't under the fence, over.
The so we're talking about over the fence tweet. Yeah, what happened?
Hey, So my parents have a bit of property, you know, a few live stock and things, and must have been about ten years old and we're all outside, probably feeding the animals to scrap, you know, as you do. And yeah, I think my dad's saying no, no, no, don't go under the sense but of course I know best. I'm I'm the boss of the family, and I've gone under the fence. And it was an electric fence and it was normally they're not on and I had wet hair and everything, so that actually was a bit of an extra kid.
It's a hard lesson.
Do you remember how much that hurts?
I really compared it to being kicked in the head.
Repe like you've been repeatedly kicked.
In the head.
Yeah, just one, just one, You're lucky.
Little little fence got.
A strong electric currents.
Just you know, did you have to ease yourself under the fence therefore it was pinning you down as well.
Look I'm standing here on the side of the Albuy Highway wedding for my bus. You should see my freezy hair.
Probably as well into the future.
Now as well.
The Eagles going to win tomorrow.
Oh yeah, we're gonna be watching.
You can see the future. Kars is in Rockingham. Hello, Hi, Hi? Did you have to jump the fence?
I did?
I was I think of around six months pregnant, and I've locked myself out of the house and everybody else was at work, but we used to like leave the door open for my dogs. Yes, so I've dragged the really bin over to the fence and climbed up, but my pregnant and brain hadn't registered that like the other side, there's no bin on the other side.
Yes, so I've jumped over and my barefoot.
I went really carefully, you know, I'm like six months pregnant, and I landed on my toes and.
Broke two toes.
Oh, following around six months pregnant with two broken pass.
On the two broken toys on the same foot or one on each foot, right, and yeah, you don't know.
What's on the other side the drop pregnant and then breaking it. I was like, no, as if your body's not going through enough enough. Thanks go to Tim and Comb. I hate him a buddy. Let's talk about fences and why they can be dangerous.
School forty days just going and then kicking a footy and they just put out some star pickets around some new trees and went up for the mark and it was before they had the caps on the yeah picket when I grabbed the ball and I was like I thinking, feeling came down and it just ripped into my ribcage, straight through his shirt, ended up with a pretty good scarter.
So did they have to pull it back out of you?
You went in pale just cut open.
Yeah. I landed on it and then I scraped off the top of it because fell on top of it.
How big a cut or wound was there?
It was about fifteen centimators from the middle across to the side.
Yeah, that's huge. Did you hold the ball to the ground because.
You of course, of course, I mean, you know, sometimes they don't pay them.
Sure, you'll grow up. It's the Nathan, Matt and Sean Podcast.
There's something to be said about having your wits about you right at all times. Always be on the lookout. Sean.
It's a really difficult situation because a lot of times you drop your guard because you're going to an area or a thing that you would think, oh no.
Oh, you're just minding your own business.
Think about it today. You can walk down into the street and you might just be like, you know, it's it up in a minute looking at a text message, Sewan. Your guard, your guards down, your wits on about you. Anything can have to you. You're vulnerable, so you should have your wits about you a little bit more. When you're at a rodeo and in Oregon, this was unbelievable. A rodeo ball. His name is party Bus.
Remember your name party Bus?
Yeah, yeah, he's you know doing what he does is you know, doing a bit of a parade circle around in the competition area.
And already bucked off the rider, just cruising around, so the.
Clown was kind of wandering around.
Ever, I would have thought that they can jump so high. It jumped over the fence. This is this is the this is a confusion.
And when the fence it cleared, it like a horse in the show jumping. They there, we go over the fence and then into the crowd and the mayhem.
And so what happens next is he got another shot of the camera and there's a group of people that haven't seen what's happening. They're just standing there talking. The bull runs around the corner and picks up what looks to be a lady. I'm not sure actually yeah, oh my god.
She looked like a mannekin the way the ball threw herund she.
Was tossed by the bulls hall and then tossed and then caught again, and then tossed again and then landed on the floor.
She was oblivious to it happened, wasn't.
Having a conversation with two people, and next minute there's a bull's horn up hers and she's been.
It's crazy.
That is insane and you you're not ready. You want to be able to brace yourself for something like that.
The bulls horn would So it's.
Okay, we got it.
To have the opportunity because she did not know that was happening.
We think that would have saved her to be limp.
Yeah, of course in those.
Scenarios, and if she had had a couple of drinks that would have helped to amazing and.
That if you were just standing there minding your own business, just doing something and then something falling happens to you, that's not fair.
I've witnessed.
It happened at the dog park when you know, had dogs like to run around. So a girl called Emma is a regular down at our dog park and she has a beautiful German Shepherd called Ava, and Ava and another dog. So two big dogs were running around, but Emma was on her phone showing somebody a video. So she's standing next to somebody holding out her phone and her dog and this other dog both collected her. So they're running around madly getting the zoomies kind of thing, and they have run straight into the back of legs and jirona up and literally she was airborn. That the moment where her legs are been swept out, she's in the air. She's tall girl as well, and then she just went there. It was almost like she hovered while everybody just watched. And then she went bag straight out on the ground and she had no idea what to hit her like, She's like, what just happened?
But it was her own dog, as it turned out, So then you can't do anything.
Greg higher, of course from the Wildcats. One of his favorite things in the world is watching someone get splashed by a puddle. And he ranged me one day, laughing his head off. There was a guy standing on the side of the road in full business attire and he was making look, grog Gresus is making very iportant phone call and this is guy he got slammed by a puddle and Greg could not breathe he was laughing so much. But that guy's just standing there business dress for success. Yeah, and next minute he's covered in bloody puddle water. That's a bad day, isn't it. Another horn.
Tomato, tomatoes, mals and rocking hand bondy mail, Hi hat Gary.
When we were just standing there and what happened also.
I was down at the Rocking han Foreshore with the kids, and we grabbed some fish and chips because they're really good down there. And anyway, I had a potato scholar and I was just about to put it in my mouth. It was literally halfway in there, and the seagull came along and talk about it.
But now.
It went in hard wobused you.
Yeah, Mel, that's terrible.
You know what bloody birds. Remember when I was in Sydney and I was selling you, I was down by Darling Harbor and I bought a burger and it was in a classic bag with my chips, and I was ready to take it back to my room and eat it in private, and I line crying, and then I was on the phone to someone. I turned and I had my back towards my bag of burger, and then I turned down. I heard this like rustling, and the bird had actually gotten into my bag, into my bag.
You don't expect that either.
You should next time just sort of chicken and chips because they're not cannibals.
So met potato scollop. I never thought that was really on the menu these days. I think a lot of people go stock standard. I mean I go always for a chicker roll.
Is that like it's like it's like a fancy hash brown, is it not?
Yeah? Yeah, not a bad choice.
Yeah, devastating though for it got to steal.
Cut in the mouth. Also, would that be a would that be a tetanus thing?
I don't know that. That's a dirty be a gross bird.
Dirty birds they call them.
It's all right.
Stacey is in Kelmscut wedding.
Stays good morning, guys.
We're just standing there minding your own business. What happened?
So I was walking down the path at the front of the Familey Hospital. I was twiddling on my phone as you do when you finished a long day at work, and a window fell out of the fourth floor plant. Ry, my god, in front of.
Stacy. This is how Nathan's being told he's going to die?
Can I tell you right now? No, Stacey, seriously. Horoscope So yeah, I got my Indian host scout done and it said that I will die by being hit by a piece of a crumbling building. And the other day the state building in the city that crumbled, and I was like, we've had bits hea up around the corner the other day, around the corner the other day. Oh my god, they're coming to the Indian horoscope.
People are coming.
There's a house that's just started coming to the scaffolding. The crumbling is coming to me near it.
Then it's sing, was right, I remember what that goes.
You're not going to get You'll be fine here. That that's you know, of course it's it's an Indian horoscope because over there a lot of buildings are crumbling.
You're not Indian.
Not Indians still applies, Hey, Stace, how shocking was that for you?
And how close back to Stace? How close it was it to your stays?
So it literally smashed right in front of me, cut my legs, egg glass, powder everywhere. I thought I'd broken my toe, but luckily no physical injuries, just mental health injury.
Nearly pooh your pants, and I'm being serious.
Then, honestly, I'm surprised I didn't.
I don't know if I something shocking happened to me, I don't think my go to would be to pooh my pants. I don't think I'm just ready to poove. You know where people say that, people say that like your pants, I don't. I don't have one ready to go for fear basis, there's not one in the chamber. There's not there's not one locked and loaded?
What about your heart would did you feel like your heart was going to do?
My heart could stop?
Think?
Just have poo ready to go?
Sean, Natalie, what do you sit on that?
I'm with Ann on this, Even though I do eat a lot of fun, I don't think. Asked the question, have you been so scared your pooja Sorrry? No, I don't.
I don't have one ready to go? No? No, no, no, not really. What does the saying come from?
Did you want to find out if it's true?
There's anyone.
And you've got to be over five?
Ye?
This is where everyone talks about. It is where everyone non.
Simple question that prize is still up for grandies and still up for grabs, all right, Sean?
Question, well, has anyone been so frightened? I asked the question of Stacy did you put your pants?
No?
She didn't, and Nathan never has one in the chamber, nor does Natalie.
For these you do, it's what you're saying. I don't think that I'm wired for a fear based poop.
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