No one works harder - which is why coming back from Holiday is all that harder. HAPPY NEW YEAR! We’re back and can't wait to catch up. Find out what we got up too in the break!
Is there, Nathan and Sean Podcus I Hello, first podcast for twenty twenty five.
This is the most will probably try.
God, I know the low bar, isn't it stup?
Now? We had a good show.
Yeah, well we're back from Holida.
We had a show. We had Caitlin Bassett on rubbing a bloody engagement ring in our face.
I mean.
Peter Dutton joined in as well, leader of the Opposition. He did a bit of a drawing for us. I didn't think he was going to do that.
He drew the Prime Minister. Now, the Prime Minister had come through into a competition and he had drawn Peter Dutton in a game. So we framed it and then he did a response and I think the response was it was not savage but cutting. You know what when you tease someone with the truth.
It was funny because Peter Dutton to us off air because we're you know, we're saying he didn't want to jinx anything by sort of talking about, you know, becoming prime minister.
You didn't want to jinx that.
And then he when he did that, you go, I think that.
You can look at the drawing. It's up on our.
Social fantastic we're back from from holidays. Of course, you tell us a bit about Mexico. Mexico, Mexico.
That's right. The cheese in.
Particular, both at stringing and grumbling. We'll find out.
It's a great question.
And also we'll find out why my dad Nelly urinated in the hallway of a sheraton in Dubai, Sapan.
It's four pussing that and Sean, we're back.
He's back.
That's right.
Three heads, that's right, the wrong headphones on sawn.
Radio.
I'm off to a crack of this morning, already reading the sport. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
To be honest, Usually we're all sitting down while we're doing this break. We're all standing, you know why, because we don't want to sit down and start working.
At any moment we could still run out the door.
So we're just stopping by this morning to tell you we'll be back next week.
We haven't seen each other for so long.
There are stories we need to talk about, various places we've been to all around the world.
Sean going to the Waconda of the sand.
You did you mentioned that I'd like to hear some more bit later.
On please, Sean went down to the duns.
I went downtowns for three and a half weeks. I went to Mexico and only saw one donkey. What one donkey? Just the one. It was corona everywhere, by the way, Yes, yes, yes to.
What we think donkeys are over there is what they think kangaroos.
Except over except that he could do. Yeah, the street. But even in the countryside, no donkeys, No donkeys. Thought there'd be donkeys everywhere.
There were in certain parts of the country, cactuses everywhere.
Did you feel like you were at any stage going to get never rot or anything?
Never, No, Sean, I felt safer than I do walking down the street in nor to Bridge on a Saturday night. At all times, I never felt threatened.
Radalie loved it so much. He invested in the people smuggling round.
Tell you what the returns of that is.
You're working with wa government des even get some workers over.
I mean coyote, that's there.
We're going to first we've got to first sea container for fall coming soon. Children to tell you, so we're gonna have them.
For a while.
Received problem. They're bringing tequila, so.
They are illegal children workers transported in the sea container holding bottles to tequila.
Yes, wait, that's right.
Welcome to twenty twenty five.
Bring one donkey and.
It's the Nation, Nat and Sean Podcast.
I decided that twenty twenty five I was going to walk in as a man. How's that work? A man that does things? A man of action, man that does.
I say that on a weekly have you do we any cycle? Have you done any things?
Man?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I'm looking back into the days of our dads when there was a problem and you don't call someone.
No, you get the gast go and do it yourself.
That so my shower head seven years old now, and it wasn't the most expensive thing by the looks of it. It become all calcified. So I dipped it in clear work. Yeah, it didn't work. So then it didn't work. It didn't work. Yeah, it must have been I don't know. And it was cheap mat it was cheap, probably in the day. So I went to Bummings and I bought a shower arm, and I was so excited and I didn't know what to do. So I just had to ask many questions because I said, I've seen the blot and so then how do you change the shower head and then you just screw it up. So if I didn't, if I didn't have that thought, I would have gotten a plumber in to come in. And I order stood there like a dickhead and watch this guy just turn the thing, take it off the wall, and screw the other thing on.
You grab the tape. Obviously I know I got the pig tape. I've been in that position before.
I called a plumber, my plumber, Jimmy, he's a ripper that too, because there was a problem at my apartment because the tap in the at the vanity wasn't working. There was tindy little dribble.
Coming out, and I'm like, well, obviously there's a problem. And so he comes in and he unscrews the tip of the tap.
And then turns the tap on.
The water comes out, and he washes it and then he screwed it back on again and then.
Said see you later. And I'm like, that's a great guy. Wait, that is mortifying. That is mortifying. I've done it. I've done it too.
I've been able to do that because remember that time where I first bought that house in Palmyra, and I went in there and I had that night. I had the shower and I just went off me. You were curious and I paid a lot of money at the time for the water, and I'm just going off at me.
This house bloody hell.
And it took me a while to work out that there was a restrict in there, so I had to replace the I tried to get take it out.
Even though I do want to be water wise, I do want to feel the power of a shower. I got to work out what the restrictor was and I realized, I think they're burying it in the guts now, so you can't get it, Sean. I don't know you can just flick it out anyway. So this is this is my handiwork here. I just I took a video.
Go around everybody and watch Nathan the radio.
Yeah, there we go. So there we go. It's beautiful. There we go.
That's my handywork there. That's that that Sean that.
They're showing us a video.
Being a man's about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The place I stay down in South they have a shower head outside exactly like can only shower outside.
It's a ripper, Sean. You can shower inside. Come over.
This is the Nathan Nadd and Sean Podcast.
What about the elephant Permi, she's off to South Australia.
Yeah, and then the other elephant is going to go.
So he's too horny to go right now. Yeah, it's holl modal and therefore irritable, so he can't go.
At the moment he was going to go, they're going to fly him over and they thought the mile high clubs that's too much for an elephant.
Yeah, go on a jumbo jead. So I haven't got enough room for their elephant here.
They're going to the Open Safari Park in South Australia.
That's the biggest one out south of Africa.
That is absolutely fantastic. They're gonna have the best time. But six hours on the road. I had my dog in the.
Car from here to Esperance and that was agonizing for both of us.
Yeah, but don't worry. The elephant's going to have its head out of the window.
You know what they go for racks? Yeah, they do stop.
They're making twelve stops along the way, but that he's packed for snacks. Peanut but a savages true story that is, and watermelon.
When they when they take horses across another ball. They stop and they get them out and they have a walk so they know they're just they're short an elephant.
Literally to refuel and then back on the road and they're switching out drivers to make it make it as short as possible.
Thoughts go to the other animals that are in the zoo and seeing the elephant walked out and then hearing what's going on, like the parrots the house, Oh my god is here that they're getting a bigger enclosure and something there? Are you serious?
What about it?
I think you just had to get fat, You had to get too big for your enclosure, and you get out.
Self NonStop.
Yeah. Zoos are a wonderful way to you know, to look at nature and.
Yeah and and stuff.
Yeah, but you know, but there's also the fact that we then let them out come those the birds come on.
A lot the sound of Safari Park. Wasn't they talk about one coming here?
Yeah?
It was son Remember, Yeah, that went well, went well anyway, kept the money.
This is the Nathan Nadd and Sean podcast.
Yes, where back from holidays?
And yes it was the longest holiday everyone, Yes, we loved it.
Longer would be even better.
Yeah, but then you get to the point. And I was just telling the opposition leader outside. You get to the point where you think, no, this should be my life.
I don't want to imagine the people that are just doing that. You wake up every day and you do whatever you want to do. You know what change your financially can do it, you know what you need to do.
Seventy million.
Sean was doing it today.
Apparently it's just us tell anyway, telling Joe Bas you're not going to win.
Dono's been camped for the press conference just over the Christmas period, or was down south. I went and bought a lotto ticket and Megan said to me, I'll go and check the lot I said, no, you're not checking it on keeping for myself.
Okay, so scored me. They're not now to hear right, And so I put.
It in the back of my pocket on these boardies I'm actually wearing today.
So I go to the no I went to the fuel station.
When I pulled some money out the back you paid from petrol, dropped it there and I went back.
There was no winner then, was there?
There was no like there was winners in Peru twenty five grand I'm.
Bella Bello come over to here. We're talking about you know, we always want to seize the lotto moment. Would read about in the article of you winning. Oh that's heard Loto story below. You thought that you're going to win Loto.
Well, they always seem to be like these, like tiny little regional towns that have the winning.
Tickets or somewhere righte with crime.
Yes, you know someone no one wants to go.
I went to the like middle of December, I went to courage In for a funeral.
Wow, oh yeah, sorry, it's going to be a body of a dead person.
Well what it like?
You know?
Down you never know.
I didn't win anything, but I don't know.
Everything you could to win.
That call on if you found out you won just before the funeral and you've got in there with a beamies, it's.
The Nation Matt and Sean podcast.
Federal Leader of the Opposition, Peter Dutton's in the house here. Yeah, seems weird to say that, and it's nearly February.
Grab on to it.
Yeah, that's right.
So we've been coming off a long break, which we've been talking about. But did you get a break over Christmas? Do you get away with the family?
Might tell you.
We went to the beach for a couple of weeks, which is nice phone sort of you know, follows you everywhere, but the reality of life now.
It was good.
It was a bit of time with the kids and they were which.
Speaks do you go?
We went to loo.
Us.
I definitely don't.
You should.
It should be for all politicians to Yeah, you're right, and you don't eat never eat a Pluto pup or a dad wod dog hot dog. Never eats anything sausage like.
I did that once in those images.
Yeah, yeah, so.
Yeah, that's why I don't do videos on the internet.
Where's Nick Nicks outside my press sick? She was throwing things at me saying, don't do that. But you can't eat it. You can't eat it sideways. Right, But then yeah, they they have to like girls there they beat it front eye and you're in trouble.
You always had a like about that all the time.
And always if you've got a Pluto pup or a daggood dog, just always show teeth. And then aays away from.
What we're do, work of experience.
When you're traveling with your family and you only got it down, you got downtime. Can you stay present, and is your wife like.
God, man, just give up the phone and just come on. We want to have some time together. But she's she's pretty good.
And the kids.
Our kids are a bit older now, so Begs twenty two, Harry's twenty and times nineteen sou so they're adults and you can have a conversation with him. But I my most favorite period in our calendar is sort of once the first test starts up until the tennis finishes, and because over that period you can sit on the couch, you can watch TV, you can read a book, you can muck around, and it's just I think it's a golden sort of a few weeks and so.
Do you reckon we should have tennis all year round because that's when everything sort of stops and you can just have a relation.
I think there's an argument for it, but the kids are happy.
To my point is I guess that the kids are happy to do that with you as well. Watch a bit of BBL and and yeah, it's a it's a relaxing time of year.
You get out and about in news. So like you're walking is it as Hasting Street, isn't it you.
Walking down the street?
Try to avoid it as best.
Like, yeah, I was going to say, do people give you a hard time?
No?
People people are great, but it's just you know, you go to a restaurant or whatever and people come up sale, which is fantastic, but it's not you know, you're sort of on display when you're doing that. Just as easy to have friends over for a barbie or go to someone's place.
You got your own pourage when you're just on holidays. Do you have to take your security and stuff with you as well?
Yeah? Yeah there were today. You go to the beach, go to the beach, yeah yeah. You look over.
If you go to the water slides and one don't have to go on the water slide right right behind.
The train.
I would make a funny game out of that and like sit there with the family and come up with things to make the security do because you guys are going to do it.
Just to put you rest. I didn't go on the water side day.
Everybody, We're going to get out of the candy lines done.
There's plenty happening over here in the West. Obviously, we like to think that where the engineering of the nation and all that kind of stuff. Elbow did a great job last election campaign and coming over there and supporting Way and therefore got the votes. Why would you do things different and how could you do things better? Because everyone says that they do things better, and you know, I just think.
It's a different election campaign this time around, obviously than it was in twenty twenty two. There was a big, you know, vibe around Scott Morrison, around the Liberal Party then, and I just think it's a different dynamic now. I think a lot of people thought that the economy would keep pumping along and it hasn't.
You know, a lot of people just can't afford to pay their grocery bill.
Insurance premiums have gone through the roof, people have got twelve increases in their mortgage interest rates, and a lot of people have gone back to work after having a baby much sooner than what they would have wanted to and they're working a second or third job just to make the payments on their car or you know, to balance their budget. And so it is a different dynamic at this election, and I think the Liberal Party manages money better and there's a lot of waste. The Reserve Bank Governor's worn the government about the amount of money that they're spending in the economy at the moment, which is fueling inflation, which is what keeps interest rates higher for longer. And the interest rates have already started to come off in Canada and the United States and New Zealand, et cetera. And they should have already come down.
Here has slowed though there has been a slowing, a.
No question about that.
But still and there's you know, some quarterly figures out this week and the Reserve Bank governor will make an announcement I think over the course of the next on the a teenth of February. So so let's hope they come down. But if the government's you know, pumping the accelerator at the same time the reserve banks trying to hit the brake, it doesn't end well. And that's that's what's happened before I.
Did ask the Prome Minister of this, because I said, you're going to possibly lose this election because of cost living, because that's the number one thing, and you know, and whenever I ask the question, what are we going to do to get more money back into people's pockets, because since COVID everything is so expensive to me personally, I think the cat's out of the bag. I don't think there's any dropping prices. I don't think I cannot see companies.
Well, I've seen other things like like rebates on childcare, so that that's that's it.
But we're just talking about like so for childcare that rebate, I don't get that, you know what I mean? So so just generally I don't need it because no, let me finish my point. So under your leadership, are we going to be living in a world we aren't going to get it's going.
To be cheaper.
But let's have a look at the reasons as to why the prices have gone up. If you have a look at the energy policy, we're into renewables. They're an important part of the energy mix, but they can't be one hundred percent of the energy system because we can't store the energy when you know, the clouds are out and the solar panels aren't working and the wind's not blowing. The batteries don't have the storage capacity, which is why we've spoken about nuclear and gas being very important.
That's a very expensive solution.
It's not it's forty four percent cheaper than what Labour's got on offer at the moment. We've had that analysis done. But my point is that all of that extra cost of the overbuild of the system, so not just to run the economy, but to charge the batteries for you know, the nighttime use, it means you need to overbuild. There's a lot more money being spent on solar and wind than what we might have to Now my point is that that's increasing your electricity bill at home, but it's also increasing the electricity bill of the farmer and the local IgA store with the cold storage, and that's why you see an increase in grocery prices when you go there, you know, to buy your groceries.
And it's just across every part of society. Energy. As I say, energy is the economy and if you have the you know.
So for instance, another another example of I think wasteful spending is there are another thirty six thousand people that have been employed in the bureaucracy in Canberra and I just don't know that people could say in Perth that their lives have been improved by that. But it comes at the cost of six billion dollars a year and that's money that we could be better spending on health or other services.
In the economy.
This is in the news at the moment because people are comparing that to Elon Musk and they're trying to trump you at the moment. They're trying to say you're You're Australia is trying.
It's more like that you're playing from the Trump playball.
So what do you think about that?
Well, that's why I'm here today, and this is your time to step up for the country. Elon Musk.
But when I saw the Elon Musky and I think Elon Musk is a bit of a bit of a clown some times. But you know, whatever is happening over in America. But I do like the idea of cutting down like waste, like waste or spending.
People work too hard for their money. When you pay your taxes, you want to know that it's being spent efficiently. And I mean people you know can draw the Trump comparison. My inspiration in public life has been John Howard, and I worked as the assistant treasure for Peter Costello way back many years ago, and so efficiency and driving, you know, the best spend in every dollar is not something that President Trump's come up with and just sit a price, I think done a fantastic job in her portfolio. So I don't propose setting up a new department like President Trump's done. I think it's done in the Prime minister in cabinet because you have a look across all the departments and you can do it effectively from there. So look, there's no silver bullet to it. But the Liberal Party always manages money more effectively. Many of us come from a small business background. We understand managing staff and managing money and getting the economy going as we did through COVID. I mean, we helped a lot of family and small businesses stay afloat over that period. And there's a lot of work to do if we win the election.
But one of the things that they've said in the past is that you don't win elections, it's just the current government loses, right, And a lot of people I know in small business will say they can't wait for Albow to get gone because they want a different horizon. But with the nuclear stuff that you've thrown out there, and that brings it up the CSIRO, they come up with a different formula and.
They said different things.
I felt like, do you just play the straight bat with the opportunity to get in as the government. Do you need to play any shots and throw out different policies. I think you not tricks, but policies and really haven't go I mean the nuclear thing really got some attention and.
We're not going to feel if you were to bring it in, we're not going to feel the effects of that for what ten fifteen years.
And to sell it, by the way, just use a three eyed fish from the Simpsons. They're all used to it.
It's not going to lower the price of groceries anytime in the next day.
At the moment, there's investment being made into renewable projects in regional communities don't want them, and the government's proposing twenty eight thousand kilometers of new poles and wires the beauty of the and that investment's being made now, so people are feeling that in their bills now. Our investment into nuclear is along the lines of what the top nineteen economies in the world have done. Out of the top twenty, Australia is the only one that doesn't have nuclear or hasn't signed up to it. And two thirds of people aged between eighteen and thirty four support nuclear because they look at what's happening in Europe or in America, in Tennessee, or in Ontario and Canada. They're paying about one third the cost of electricity that we are here. So renewables are good, but they don't work twenty four to seven and to run the ICU unit in the hospital or to run the cold storage, it's twenty four to seven power. And when you look at the submarines, that's the Prime Minister, to his credit, is signed up to. It's exactly the same technology and so there are no concerns about safety, or the government wouldn't have signed up to it and putting, you know.
Submarine leave, We've got something for you present. She's not actually from us, actually from the Prime Minister.
Do you know him?
That's why I'm worried.
We did a thing here where we were did a challenge where one of this that was drawing and that was elbow was given a butcher's paper pad a textar and then he was given a word and then I had to stand behind him and guess what he had drawn. And I guess this within how many seconds?
Straight away?
Yeah? Three seconds? We heard the word was Peter Dutton. This is an original by Anthony Alban ready, and we got some butcher's paper here for you to respond as well, you'd like to if you'd like to draw the Prime Minister. This is Peter Dutt's.
That's impressive and that's that really sums up the PM's total skill set there glass he's an overachiever and all those portraits. Yeah, there is a there's a striking, striking resemblance.
There is there is a Nathan gets it straight away as yeah, and the.
Big smile as well.
I like, I think the smile is nice of him to do it because he could have got vampire teeth.
And if so, there's a bit of a blemish here, yeah, your face, it's.
A little bit.
He just had lunch.
So we've got to respond.
Okay, yeah, let's.
Bring the let's bring the paper over here.
On your word, Peter Ducky's Anthony.
But aren't you supposed to guess it?
No, No, we're in You have to draw it. So your word is Anthony Alban. Easy, you draw him as you see him.
Pay you're a left hander. We knew this last time.
The world of having ink on your hand because we pushed the pen, isn't that crazy?
Exactly right here?
We go.
Okay, so.
There we go.
We've got it. Looks like he's trying a hill. Yeah, okay, Okay, Wow, he's trying. Okay, we've got water.
Well, Nathan's already onto it. And I'm not sure. I think I think that's the sun. Is that a nuclear power house? Is this his house?
His beach house on the cliff? Are you going to have a piece of money coming out of it? And Jody, Jody, then your eyes have gone a bit skew. If his eyes we know him.
It's not a fine tip pen. That's part of the problem, isn't that.
Yeah, well, I like what you've done because as well, Jody, he's Lovely's hand at the moment looks like a stick figure of the predator.
Holding hand.
That is really nice.
A new places.
Think that this is coca. This is a retirement.
Will you sign it?
Please?
Yeah, sign it and we'll get that framed and know hang that in the new house because that's good. I mean to be honest, the foundation that house doesn't look too good.
Yeah, you'd want now, do you reckon?
If you beat him in the election, you will hang at retirement retirement retirement?
Oh, Peter Gutton, what are you thinking.
You like poling him in the ball?
Well, I'm sure we'll be seeing you again in w A and then not too distant future, Peter, a bit of action politically you don't want to take.
Well, we'd love to see a photo hung in Yeah, thanks so much.
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Friend World is taking over Peru till February sixteen at over all one hundred venues. Fuck at fringeworld dot com.
Are you to celebrate Fringe World for twenty twenty five. We've got five hundred shot the grabs for today's.
Winner of the F word. Absolutely.
We've got a couple of contestants who want to be a part of this, Michelle and Amber.
We'll start with you, Michelle. Good morning, Good morning.
How are you? Oh Michelle, this is so exciting. You've got all the players on the board, you and your team all right, now you can choose between any of us, but Caitlyn Bassett will be in the mix.
So Michelle gets an opportunity to put the team together, her dream team.
Now, dream team? All right, who is your dream team? I'll go with Nathan.
And Natalie.
It's back when radio meant something shot.
That means Amber you're stuck with the athletes. Yes, yeah, don't worry, I never got pick first besponse. You're awkward, ye find guys.
Okay, that's it.
Okay, so you guys don't have to do anything. You can now just sit back and relax. We are going to have to do all the work I know.
So this is what's going to happen. Our pairs are going to peel off. One person is going to be pitching the clues. The other person is going to.
Have to guess.
The F word is all about guessing a certain word. We want the winning word, right. The winning word is very similar to the F word. If we get the F word, we're out that you lose that round.
And so the clues are only one word.
An't you want me to do? What do you want to do?
I don't know what do you reckon?
I'll just stand.
You are to stand the excellent and I'm guessing no. No, that means she needs you need to stay. Are you giving the no? You're going to moving close to the sea bats, take.
Your headphones off sea backs because we're about to find Okay, let's see.
Okay, Round one is the first three.
The F word is apple and the winning word is through.
Okay mm hmmm mmm okay that you can come back now? Okay, who's going first? Do you want to go first?
I think that's the thing, right if you haven't played the work before, if you go first, if you go first, you could give you could not get it right, but you can ask the other person.
That's what it is.
This game now is full of potholes. What are you two doing? Are you trying to see if something is too rude?
So I think it's two words.
If it's two words, one word from.
Hmhm orchard apple apple. Their word apple was their work.
Was the play again, it's so funny, blade again.
Here we go, Here we go. The F word is apple is frue?
I thought you're a completely the opposite way around?
Hi everyone again, people one round to.
Back, back in the corner, celebrating. Okay, next round.
The F word is beach and the winning word is zand.
M okay, you can come back now it okay, Oh oh jesus me, yeah, yeah, you're.
Okay. We've worked together.
Psychically, open up and just let the information flow through the tunnel.
Cars all mm hmm.
Okay, okay, because it could be like I know, I know, it could be Kings of Queens. That could be castle Castle, it could be a fairy tale.
Mm hmm.
King, did I think our glass? Our glass? Well sand Oh? Yes, done, well done.
Okay, then out of my libel that it's one all's we got the last one.
So that's enough because you said the air for it. This is the point of the game. Okay, X round.
The f word is coffee and the winning word is caffeine.
All right, come back, you're right first. Okay, that's tough. I like this is tough, red bull.
That's all words.
The words Amy is read bull to.
Words words red bull.
No, of course it's two words. Well it's one word together. What do you say, red, I'll read. It doesn't matter if the name is two words, that's still two words. It's two ways.
I know Sean's saying. Sean saying that he thinks it.
Only ever comes together. No, No, it's the word read and the word bull.
It's words chicken, treat.
Every two word name is still two words. You're not going to get it. Excuse me, where's the faith in your teammate? Let her have it with that, that's fine. No, let her have a guess. Energy mm hmmm, incorrect, red bull stimulant.
Oh, I'm not thinking of the penis thing. Tired into what he said I was worrying about.
So we had to the two words title red ball stimulant, redwood sounds not energy, red bull stimulant. I don't have anything you do, red bull stimulant. And drink.
No I did those two drink. Didn't know how many words are going to say this time?
Oh mate, come on, can you give me more words?
No, you're not going to give me any more words.
Says Oh yeah I can.
I'm uh cappuccino caffeine and I'm getting coffee. Was the word? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you cheated, but we'll give it to you.
Red bull to rules one.
Right, take your headphones off in the corner.
The F word is hoarse and the winning word is donkey.
Okay, here up now, because now I'm thinking day Yeah, sure, I'm kicking. Sure, yeah you should now meldown minds.
No, I'm fully vulcaning.
Society. Come on, no, no, it's not, because.
It's very specific to make okay read many talking, okay read talking one word mate society.
Society Netalie, I haven't made that society. No, no, no, there's something like, I know.
Are you serious? I'm going to punch you in the face.
Really, this is punch faith punch, Yes it is.
If you don't get it from this after we've worked together for twenty one years, Oh donkey.
That you like.
Realize where we are.
We were the only we're the only we're the only donkeys members of the society. Society of it wouldn't have helped you.
So it's too old. It comes out to this. It's you never explained one. It is too old, comes down to this one.
The f word is piano and the winning word is keyboard.
Okay, come back, what was that for a donkey? Horse? This is this is strategic so they don't feel bad about anything.
That was your clue? This one word?
Is this going to be a personal attack on me?
Giant instrument, instrument, instrument, instrument. I'm just going to try and you shake your head. Instruments I am. I just going to start having to name random instruments, and I.
Guess I won't be offended either way.
I mean, I'll go with my instrument, which was clarinet. Lovely, lovely, instrument incorrect.
Well, it's not going to be anything like that piano or whatever, because you would have put you would have put like a piano. Person next sord. So is it a piano?
Fingers?
Oh?
Oh oh, well okay, so I'm thinking can I just run through?
No?
Is it a piano?
Is it an organ? Or is it a keyboard?
It wouldn't be a keyboard, would be an organ, This wouldn't be piano, wouldn't be piano. Ship it's piano. I'm gonna go. I'm going to say piano.
Are you saying piano? You idiot? It was keyboard?
Yeah you are.
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Today you it's twenty four of fast Day. Time to playing Joker in the box.
Is your chance to score a double pass to see my friends showing netlock and friends and cash our contestants.
We've got Danny in North Free Morning, Danny Hig, Good.
Morning, morning Danny, Danny, Janny, Sean and I are going to be peering into a box today. I'm Sean's a lot more than I have. He's got the run from the door, Sean. I just said, saw the lid come open? Captain Cheedy.
No, he wasn't cheating, he was like trying it. There's no room for his box, and so you couldn't have put your box.
On the other side this microphone, Well your box there you and you see my pro phone can go there.
That works perfect.
I'm not sure you how to put on pants.
Against Alisha from Canning Vale. Good morning, Alisha.
You don't get to choose, but I imagine after that little incident that there was no chance you're going with me.
No, you won the previous game.
Yeah, that's true. Danny. You get to choose.
You get to choose if you want to be represented by Nathan or represented by Sean in this game.
And remember it's a game of bluff and mental powers.
Alicia, you don't get to choose, but who would you have chosen? Yeah?
Nathan, please Nathan please alone.
Yeah, but you don't get to choose. So, Daddy, you're in the position of power.
Who do you want?
Oh, I'm going to go with shot sure, looking both, who's the biggest one?
I didn't even know how to move the box around? A buddy microphone maker. That's how good I'm going. Okay, And Alisha is represented by Nathan Amy. Who should we get to look in the box? Who do you think that? All right? Nathan can look at his box. Nathan looks in his box because I've already looked.
In my box.
So whoever looks in their box, the other person can opt to switch out the box or keep their own box.
The objective is to end up with the joker in the box. Nathan, look at your box.
It's about one hundred jokers, like a vibe of he literally literally the comedians are in there.
You're happy to keep your box.
There's there's one hundred jokers in them, so.
You want to keep it?
Thanks?
Thanks, Sean, we're already looking.
Nustral hair out.
Yea, I'll get to it.
It's the other one, Sean. It's like Rapunzel's hiding in there. It's like a ponytails hanging.
Is he mister ending here? Sean? What's he up to?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah. If you don't want my you don't want my box at all. You don't want this box.
No, not your box. Really he knows what's su Why would I go next to a McManus's box.
What do you want to do? I'll keep my box. You're going to keep your box. You're not falling for him.
Taking advice from his one long nutral hair.
All right. If Sean has a joke in the box, then Danny will win a Look, what's a your box? Absolutely nothing, Alisha, You've got it. You at a friend.
They're going to be joining me at Nat Locke and Friends at Fringe Plus. We're going to give you on a fifty backs of cash as well.
Alisha, Oh my god, thank you so much.
I know.
Good time to think Sean's long nostril hair for being his.
I mean, he did tell one fit because there's not a hundred in there.
No, you're do that.
Fee, Nathan. We're playing again tomorrow, everybody.
Nathan, Nat and Sean podcast.
I was just talking Snathan through Mexican chill because I do I like to find out if you know what's the best dishes where you go away and you'd go back and Mexican. You know Mexican food, right, I said, I said, I said, nachos.
No, no, no, no, that's not one.
Gucamole.
Yes, yes, it was guacamole everywhere. And I did have burritos in one place for he no, I think, although I did see for hitters on a couple of menus.
But yeah, not not like that.
Okay, give us a rundown of what molay is.
The sauce that is like very traditional that it has, like the true one has chocolate that was a bit rich for me. But I had an arm and molay that was incredible. Flouters which are like these little tortillas, like the rolled up and then fried with feeling inside that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the cheese we got a boat okay, so the dip. Right, didn't see any cheese like that at all that that in Wahaka. The cheese is kind of like a little bit stringy, a little bit crumbly. It's hard to describe. It's a very different cheese.
To anything I ever.
And crumbly I don't like.
About it.
And mozzarella it's weird. I can't explain it.
Did you go to a bigger what's a big tourist thing that you need to go and see if you're.
Aiza, which is the period, Yeah, the world. And I only saw one donkey, don't She's just ridiculous.
Stop lying to his medical I know.
Either bad or that all the donkeys had just been herded into one area and I we're there.
In my mind, Mexico is just dusty streets and people selling pinardas that were unlicensed, like fake bark Simpsons and stuff where they're pinarders. Everywhere.
There were pinarders to be brought because it was Christmas, so Pinarda speech here heavily at Christmas. Not really dusty streets, just normal streets really, so no dust streets.
Come on, Cagy can get the dirt off the streets.
Only plays, our guide said to us. And she was amazing by the way. She was Lithuanian in Mexico. She lives in Mexico City.
Incredible, and she said, well.
The only time she said you need to worry about the narcos is IMPLI dog harmen. She said, they're around, but they're not going to bother you. She's like, they're not going to bother you orders.
If you want to buy a shitload of cotton anyway.
So it's gonna be so you can see a little bit of Natalie's trip if you want. I mean about I think three months time, Girl's Gone Wild video and Cancun and you'll see Natalie's Natalie and let for us.
Yeah, I know, and right, I don't know.
One we known to know because you were just on the side, and then the right ones in volume two, the one.
Surely this is the Nathan, nadd and Sean podcast.
All this week and probably next week we'll be telling you about things that happened because we're away for the longest time ever. It was time seven weeks, terrible, it should have been eight.
I do love the fact that we are coming back in a short week, though. It helps to ease the pain. Do this every year.
So this is the thing. God.
I had this I'm going argument with my parents last year and it went for twelve months because at the start of the year I said to them, you know, you guys don't have much on during the day. I'm very busy at work. Let's work out what we're doing for an interview trip. You two organize what you want to do, I'll pay for it. So that's all you twelve months twelve months went by and they didn't.
Your dad just wanted to go to BALI didn't you know that?
Yeah, I said, no, I'm going to Barali. Yeah, your me and mom don't want to go to the hot mums have been going Mums have been going through menopause for twelve hundred years. Like the woman's basically a ball of fire. You can't go there.
So so took it to the desert. So he thought, yeah, where else?
So someone here was throwing out some ideas. I think it was Amy Amy, and Amy said, like, I do buy And then Priory, who works with this is the radio of in Dubai. She's want to go to buy is amazing, She goes, it's a place where a lot of people just stop and then and stop over and then they never take off. But to me, so we went to Dubai by the way, and oh god, I am booked it a week and a half before we left.
So that was got That was cheap at Christmas? Yeah at Christmas.
Yeah, So draw me to the price of the two hotel rooms together, twenty thousand dollars.
Got all the money.
You've got all the money, and to me, I was.
Like, oh my god, we're going to be waiting on like can hand. It's gonna be like Buckingham Palace.
It was a hostel, wasn't it.
Hotel? It was the Sheridan, the Sheridan which is and there's two hotels attached to the Mall of Emirates and we stayed. We stayed in the Sheridan. So the amazing thing is you've got you know, you're having a great time in the hotel and then you just catch the lift all the way down to the second level and then you get out and then an incredible and an incredible all you can go seeing and everything.
It's unbelievable.
That's Morris heavy, so you never.
We flew in on Christmas Day. The first thing we did is women put our bags down and Dad and I went down to found a supermarket and then Dad went got to trolley and went to the supermarket.
What what stuff do you see by the way, because I'm really interested in that.
If we could get care for care for or car four right the French supermarket, If we can get that in Australia, you would blow all the ones. All the supermarkets over here that's trying to rip us off out of the water because it's got everything in the one spot, food being cooked, food that you can buy, groceries, iPads, bloody everything you can think of. If it's something like that, come to Australia would be amazing. So anyway, the hotel was great, the staff were They were so lovely, to the point where I don't know if people do this everywhere. I thought it was just a barley thing. But I gave them the stuff that you know, money when you're left.
It's an American thing, right.
Okay, yeah, I only have a place I've done that with Ballei. But we got to know them so well, so it was really personal anyway. But I went shopping one day and then I got back to my hotel and then I gave Mom and Dad a call and then I said, oh, hey, what's going on. They said, oh, just got into a bloody room. And I said yeah, because I've been sitting, you know, at the restaurant having drinks so overlooking the balcony and I'm like yeah, and I said no. For an hour and a half, we've been trying to get into our room. And so what are you talking about? Their key card didn't work right, So therefore I say, Mum, at the moment I told you, she's got like a really I saw heap. She got beside us, so it was flaring up and she could not like move and Dad was busting for pis.
Like I think you just stay busting.
Yeah, you know where you're when you're looking for places to go, you know, like you know, a hallway sizing up a place where which corner are going to weep?
Which poplin?
Yeah, and so but they couldn't get off the floor. So then they rang there's a hotel on the floor, sorry, a phone on the on the floor, and so they've picked that up and they've told them or how we're stuck. Our card isn't working. Can someone come up and help us? Staff WoT past, Everyone walked past. Mom and dad talked to about twenty different people an hour and a half. An hour and a half that was stuck on that floor. The cleaners that were cleaning their room that mom and dad weren't giving authority to get their Mom and dad into their room, so they were like two doors down from their room. The cleanic could go in and out. Mum and Dad couldn't. No one was coming down from from from downstairs and reception up to help them. They had Starff walking past knowing about the situation on walkie talkie is having. By the way, the two people they really need to be letting in. Dad was at this point about to go and urinate in the corner and it was insane with them.
Telling the people and ringing up reception and stuff like that. Well they just saying, yeah, we'll get to it in a minute, yeah, something like that. So I got back and I was pissed.
So I went straight down to the reception and I want to be very respectful as well, but yet you know, show that I'm upset, so I've been smiling straight away. Sean just like knocked him down. I said, this is how we do in Australia, is what I said.
Did you do it? Sean mc matters that they don't take this personally.
I just said to them, my heart's broken from what my parents just went through. I said, here, I am trying to tap my parents on a beautiful holiday. I said, We've had a great time.
Yeah so far.
Your staff are amazing, you know. I said that the hotel is great, I said, but the fact I cannot get over the fact that you knew that there was a woman. There's no woman that can't walk, and you know you didn't know about my father's urine situation, but you would have. You knew that she was she needed help and for an hour and a half because we were very busy at reception. I said, that doesn't matter, because you're booking you. You don't ignore your current guests. And I said, also there are other stuff. No one expected the girl.
Who's on reception to walk up and do it, but if they're on the walkie talkie talk to the guy at the other end of the wood.
So this is so this is the head concierge comes out and she goes, oh my god, is there anything we can do now? That morning I booked the Birge calif the second toallest built in the world tour, but I hadn't paid for yet, so they could have Wait there we saw you one of them do that. Oh wait there, we see you don't have transfers to the to the airport. We can compute that. We're going to think of something like, I don't know, a few drinks the mummy everyding his dinner. Yes, you know your drink orders, you know what, You've got it all there. And two days later, two days later, we got got to mom and dad's room and there's a little MDF craft box there.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Had diamonds.
It had.
Two things of soda like cider, two things of soda like thing of cider, two nut bars, and one packet of beet.
Rich chips, even a lad of oil. I do I do love a beet rich chip.
It was, I'm going to slide these beetrich chip.
But that to me, normally we talk about an hour and a half of being stranded when your mom's been paid.
I was, I was really angry. I was angry, and I was I just said to them and said, I kept on saying, how would you like it if this happened to you parents?
Oh?
Yeah, to anybody, even if you wouldn't like it if it happened to you.
It's crazy.
Nobody should have to wait an hour and a half for a hotel room that you're paying for.
I want to talk about people. Have you ever been whatever scenariore in you need someone's help. There are people around, but no.
One's like, no one helping us.
Yeah, no one's helping you.
We've got Hailey Hailey. Hello, Hi Hailey.
Okay, Hailey first official caller for a topic of twenty twenty five.
Congratulations, Hailey, I know what a great achievement. Okay, tell us this story. What happened?
We went to lance When on the weekend to do some beach fishing.
Yes, we got bogged.
We would have had seven or eight four wheel drives just you know, gone by way caller.
No, we're going fishing.
No one help.
No, I had to send my son for a long walk about a kilometer local. Yes, and then three hundred dollars LT.
When when you have been bogged one thousand times and there's always a car with a rope that helps you out that that is true.
It's always an eagle support up every time, every time. What did you wave trying to waveh people down? Surely when I'm passing you trying to get them sold?
Yeah, I just waved, okay. But when you're waving, when you're waving, were you waving with a smile or did you wave like pained look on your face?
Because a wave can be away, but a wave can be you're waving next to a bolked car.
They was very close by.
I could say we were bold and we're like, hello, come, you know how you know what? I'm having a rushbacks.
Now to when my tie blue on the freeway and Nathan just drove straight past me.
But wave.
But it's dangerous to pull up on those and I thought, you know what, I thought, at least we might just lose one memory of someone's bogged down South and stuff. Someone's bogged, you help them out, you know why, because you do things differently than you do in Perth. How do you drive past down South? You look at candle shops, you help people out, and you think about buying a drink.
We'll get on a long weekend.
Yeah, but you know time.
Yeah.
And all those people who are driving on the beach, ninety percent of them have those tracks.
They have all the four driving up in the world and some ideas. Thank you, Hayley, Claire, they might come Valley, Good morning, Claire. Hi, have you Claire?
See what happened? You really needed help the people all around, but nobody helps you.
What's the story?
No?
And these are all my friends.
I'm at the Christmas party and We're talking.
About glasses of wine and Madley talking, and then a friend of mine, she's just through basically a whole glass of wine into my face, got straight down in.
Front of me and I can't seek. She went straight in my eyes, you know, feeling around.
I say sorry, sorry, like listen.
Then another friend came.
And I thought, you going to get a tato and help me out, and she starts mopping up, mopping up the floor.
Priorities to the bar through.
We put it in our mouths.
I think you've got a drinking problem. You're gonna be.
Dangerous, So you go to the bathroom. Okyo.
In the end, did yeah, no slash water in my four houses down and they're still clearing up the floor.
You don't want anybody falling it. That's a stitch up.
Yeah, I've never had wine in the eyes of the burn.
It's a city.
Yeah, yeah, interesting, jurious.
Seriously, I can't say.
She was going, this is what you need to like now, walk up to them each individually when the lacey's pidging and just like throw a stand in one of their eyes.
Yeah, that would help.
Nikki's in forest, Hello, how are you doing?
When did you really need help? And there were people all around, but none of them helped you.
So it's when I was.
Living in the UK. I don't know whether it's the UK thing or not, but I was taking my son to the local toy shop. He really wanted to show his friends this amazing Lego set that he wants. It costs like hundreds of pounds, and we walk into this toy shop and he proudly stands next to this display and projectile vomited over everything. It took me a few moments to realize what I was actually loving. And then there were just parents walking past, like steering their kids out the way, like reeling the smell. And I'm just stood in the middle of this aisle with two children, one completely in shops that her friends just projects all vomited everywhere, and my son just white as a sheet covered in it, and this whole display of lego, So no nice, nothing.
And that's the thing when something like that happens, you don't want to be seen walking away from it, so you're sort of stand there owning it, but you no help.
So the stuff literally looked me in the eye and walk the other way, and I couldn't catch anybody, and I said, look, just give me a mop and a bucket. I'll do it myself. It must have taken them about twenty minutes to go and stuff around finding something that they could bring to me. And then I was like, so, what happens with the Lego? It has all the security tags on because they were so expensive. I'm not do I need to wash it? They were like, no, no, we'll thought that, and I was like, cool, thank you. So finally I managed to.
Clear up this. Sorry, sorry you cleared it up.
I cleared it up.
Yeah, they weren't doing it. So they brought me among the book and a roll of blue roll and I, oh.
I'm sorry, it's it's much old, spewed up and seeing i'd be you're having to get at it.
Oh oh no no, no, no no no, because because you don't have to, I don't have to. But yeah, yeah yeah, but you don't have to, you know what I mean, you can literally walk off. That's really nice of you standing there and taking ownership.
They didn't even have any swordiers that I could have thrown it.
I'm getting in the Lego store. They didn't.
We got back to whose the idea was at first to Chuck Sorda a son vomit.
I don't know.
I think it's a school thing.
Probably a carpenter the carpet of that in the bus and just made a really nice chair.
Well yeah, they're the ones with swords.
Right Nathan, Nat and Sean podcast.
We made it through our first show back with you don't do anything. We have a day off. Our boss has joined us.
David to come over to tell us a sorry though. Yeah yeah, so Sean, you've got a long hair hang out of your.
You haven't barely mentioned the left.
No, David's got a lot of the hairs on his face.
Now you've gone that the manly we are we?
Are we going to trying to attract another subset of the gay community, Are we what they face? Cubs?
Well it was popular over some.
Look really good. I want to talk about something from last year. I bought that box.
Oh yeah, I've got a garden box. I never mentioned it.
I'll reach other whole storry. Hey the thing came, It didn't came. None of us put together like, none of it wasn't my kid. Each piece was.
Separate, the ad said, some assembly replied, actually it was complete assembly.
No, I finished the arc before I finished this, and even now it's still a little bit wonky because nothing No, the pilot holes were drewed in the right spot, so I thought I got a dodgy one. But anyway, as a thank you for David, because it's just the best bus every and we love him, I had bought him one of these boxes as and knew he was looking for one, so David.
So I got. I wasn't doing myself.
I got someone from their task outs and I paid one hundred dollars and I think they thought they were getting like the best deal ever they put together.
This idiot can't put together flat pack stuff. Yeah.
Hours, he said to me, this is this is not good quality. It's like screws inside. I mean it looks really nice, but.
It was like chopstick.
Yeah. And if there's like the slightest breezes, we're just going to collapse something that.
Yeah. But then once you get close up to it, like Sean, Yeah, yeah, I don't get from it catches it when it closes one of the lids up, it looks like there's someone inside trying to escape. When should take this company down because that's what they're selling. And look, I got two of us. That was two hundred dollars, four hundred dollars. We need to take more companies down this year.
That's how go.
We're taking ten companies down to our clients.
I was going to name someone then and I stopped myself. All right, well, we'll be back tomorrow. We will, were allowed, David David?
Is that okay? That the first way backwards?
Fine, it's fine. Our best friend hate, well, she'll be joining us tomorrow. That'll be fine.
So we're gonna be catching up with Jolana Dockitch as well, or just being informed amazing.
More boxes and more words.
Or opportunities to win cash or a car.
All right, all right, oh roll, I've got a video stitch to have your back.
Good to have you. Well, if you want more great holiday stories like the garden Box one.
If you want to see go to the socials.
You'll see Nathan showing a video. I'll just shower.
Heads, was it. I don't give it the video. You better get that up there. It's up there.
Actually, I would recommend not checking out give it. It's just it's any film. It's a video of a video of a show.
That's how Sean needs to that's how Sean needs to recording audio movie.
I'm just trying to jazz it up and make it more interesting. Good to have you back, guys.
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