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Motherfucking mini yoursel mini episode, motherfucking mini Yoursel?

You ever made love to a thug in the club? With its ice on, eighty seven jeans and a fresh pair of Nikes on?

You ever made love to a thug in the club? With its ice on, eighty seven jeans and a fresh pair of Nikes on?

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It is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mamas are like, welcome to another phenomenal episode. And my mama told.

It is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mamas are like, welcome to another phenomenal episode. And my mama told.

Me the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

Me the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

And we finally worked to prove the theories that you, the little mamas and others have at home. Come on, it's a month fucking mini episode.

And we finally worked to prove the theories that you, the little mamas and others have at home. Come on, it's a month fucking mini episode.

Have you ever made love in the club?

Have you ever made love in the club?

I got jerked off in the club? I ain't never, I know, I wouldn't call that making love.

I got jerked off in the club? I ain't never, I know, I wouldn't call that making love.

That's pretty good, though, it's pretty good.

That's pretty good, though, it's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

M once, Yeah, waked off in a club multiple times.

M once, Yeah, waked off in a club multiple times.

No, no, let's go baby, all right.

No, no, let's go baby, all right.

I never got jerked off in the club.

I never got jerked off in the club.

Yeah no, I mean sometimes it's it's like above the paying type situation.

Yeah no, I mean sometimes it's it's like above the paying type situation.

But okay, but I count that getting off.

But okay, but I count that getting off.

I think so. I think at the point that they're like fully gripping it and like trying to go.

I think so. I think at the point that they're like fully gripping it and like trying to go.

Into if they can make out the whole shape of it.

Into if they can make out the whole shape of it.

That's what I'm saying, like, yeah, you're we're we're doing this for propriety sake, not because we uh, we're avoiding the sexual experience, right right, right right. And then I've had under you know, fully go like deep into the ship.

That's what I'm saying, like, yeah, you're we're we're doing this for propriety sake, not because we uh, we're avoiding the sexual experience, right right, right right. And then I've had under you know, fully go like deep into the ship.

I've had it grabbed at at the club. Does that count?

I've had it grabbed at at the club. Does that count?

That's pretty good? Yeah, it's not love. I don't think.

That's pretty good? Yeah, it's not love. I don't think.

I don't think Jeez was either.

I don't think Jeez was either.

No, wait, you think GZ. You think j Z.

No, wait, you think GZ. You think j Z.

Oh seven g Z A lot.

Oh seven g Z A lot.

Of them two shirts, Yeah, a lot of layers, a lot of layers you gotta take off to get to the snowman. You think he was comfortable dropping drow and uh and making love on the dance floor and yeah, oh seven o eight, No, there's no way that motherfucker have fell out.

Of them two shirts, Yeah, a lot of layers, a lot of layers you gotta take off to get to the snowman. You think he was comfortable dropping drow and uh and making love on the dance floor and yeah, oh seven o eight, No, there's no way that motherfucker have fell out.

Yeah, if I was in a fucking the club, I'm not dropping my pants all the way though. No, you gotta take it out right. Yeah, you gotta be psychotic to be like look away.

Yeah, if I was in a fucking the club, I'm not dropping my pants all the way though. No, you gotta take it out right. Yeah, you gotta be psychotic to be like look away.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I will say I saw some guy get in a blowjob in the club once.

I will say I saw some guy get in a blowjob in the club once.

And I was like, damn, he's free. Yeah, I can't imagine it was messy though he was old, It wasn't like a cool blow job.

And I was like, damn, he's free. Yeah, I can't imagine it was messy though he was old, It wasn't like a cool blow job.

No, it wasn't cool, it's it was awful.

No, it wasn't cool, it's it was awful.

There was a part of me that was hoping. It was like the music was playing, he was getting head, but he was still up here.

There was a part of me that was hoping. It was like the music was playing, he was getting head, but he was still up here.

You know.

You know.

Yeah, yeah, you always want to get head to signal to somebody, but it's never happened to me.

Yeah, yeah, you always want to get head to signal to somebody, but it's never happened to me.

No, I haven't had that pleasure. But I don't know. Life is long and and maybe these days are short. Yeah, you never know.

No, I haven't had that pleasure. But I don't know. Life is long and and maybe these days are short. Yeah, you never know.

Just wanted somebody to be like, you know what I mean, But nah, I walked in on getting head once. It's terribly awkward.

Just wanted somebody to be like, you know what I mean, But nah, I walked in on getting head once. It's terribly awkward.

Oh you weren't like you didn't you didn't just keep chilling, you were You felt embarrassed, and well.

Oh you weren't like you didn't you didn't just keep chilling, you were You felt embarrassed, and well.

She felt embarrassed, and then I you know what I mean, subsequently, you you gotta feel the second head embarrassment. I don't know, you know what I mean.

She felt embarrassed, and then I you know what I mean, subsequently, you you gotta feel the second head embarrassment. I don't know, you know what I mean.

She's like, You're like, I'm chilling. That does sound unfair. Yeah, I'm gonna putting my shoes back on. We can't do this again. No, we can't go another's true, that's true.

She's like, You're like, I'm chilling. That does sound unfair. Yeah, I'm gonna putting my shoes back on. We can't do this again. No, we can't go another's true, that's true.

We were talking about on this one is a lot worse than what we were talking about. This This conversation stretched in forty five minutes we get canceled.

We were talking about on this one is a lot worse than what we were talking about. This This conversation stretched in forty five minutes we get canceled.

Yeah, we're not gonna make it all the way to the end of the careers, in which we might get love in the club.

Yeah, we're not gonna make it all the way to the end of the careers, in which we might get love in the club.

Yeah, we can still get at least jerked off.

Yeah, we can still get at least jerked off.

At least jerked off to completion under the pants.

At least jerked off to completion under the pants.

Wait to completion. I don't want to know if I not I want to leave the club at me, I don't. That's the last place I want to deal with post not clarity.

Wait to completion. I don't want to know if I not I want to leave the club at me, I don't. That's the last place I want to deal with post not clarity.

You know what I'm saying, You're right, you're right awful, No, you're right. Suddenly the club's not dark anymore.

You know what I'm saying, You're right, you're right awful, No, you're right. Suddenly the club's not dark anymore.

Like this sucks, This sucks, like this Leangelo ball music is I.

Like this sucks, This sucks, like this Leangelo ball music is I.

Hate this? Just let you go. Yeah, No, I had that realization with the club anyways, where maybe you just sober up a little bit and you're like, oh, I think I think this sucks.

Hate this? Just let you go. Yeah, No, I had that realization with the club anyways, where maybe you just sober up a little bit and you're like, oh, I think I think this sucks.

For I used to hate the end of the night. Yeah, anywhere you start that you ain't buying no more drinks and everybody's just starting to look much more clear, and you're like, fuck, man, this sucks.

For I used to hate the end of the night. Yeah, anywhere you start that you ain't buying no more drinks and everybody's just starting to look much more clear, and you're like, fuck, man, this sucks.

This wasn't even cool. I thought, No, you're you're you're disheveled. Now, you know what I'm saying, Yeah, your T shirts are wrinkley.

This wasn't even cool. I thought, No, you're you're you're disheveled. Now, you know what I'm saying, Yeah, your T shirts are wrinkley.

You're like, wait a minute, So I've just been walking one hundred and fifty square feet looking for women for two hours. This is sad. This is this is sad. Is what's happened.

You're like, wait a minute, So I've just been walking one hundred and fifty square feet looking for women for two hours. This is sad. This is this is sad. Is what's happened.

You ever stayed back thinking you could pull some last minute ship like your friends left, and you're like, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna hang Oh yeah, man, But sometimes it works. Me and my girl, one of the first times we hung out for real was we hung back at a hang and we hung out together, and she just showed me a picture from the from that night the other day and it drunk in love is what it looks like. I was just smiling too big because like we did like a self. Yeah, you can't believe it's working. She's still there.

You ever stayed back thinking you could pull some last minute ship like your friends left, and you're like, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna hang Oh yeah, man, But sometimes it works. Me and my girl, one of the first times we hung out for real was we hung back at a hang and we hung out together, and she just showed me a picture from the from that night the other day and it drunk in love is what it looks like. I was just smiling too big because like we did like a self. Yeah, you can't believe it's working. She's still there.

She suck crazy guys, the boys believe this ship.

She suck crazy guys, the boys believe this ship.

That's being said. I do think I was thinking about this the other day and we could get into the into the email or the voice watch of this.

That's being said. I do think I was thinking about this the other day and we could get into the into the email or the voice watch of this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I do think once a year over the age of thirty, I think once a year, twice a year, you should still be able to go to the club and ball out. But you can't go to the club broke anymore. That's what it is. You can't wait in line and do all that shit. But you should be able to go and be like, you know what, I make a little bit of money, send a bottle over. I agree with that. I think it's I think that's about the amount I would. I want to do it now.

I do think once a year over the age of thirty, I think once a year, twice a year, you should still be able to go to the club and ball out. But you can't go to the club broke anymore. That's what it is. You can't wait in line and do all that shit. But you should be able to go and be like, you know what, I make a little bit of money, send a bottle over. I agree with that. I think it's I think that's about the amount I would. I want to do it now.

Yeah, I think you should be able to go full Shenanigans like whatever that is for you. Be it, you know, go get wild on the dance floor, Go get you know, fucking drunk, Go buy a bottle whatever it is that makes you strip club, throw, throw a whole lot of money at a lady that ain't gonna love you. Whatever you need that make a thousand dollars. Yeah. Cool.

Yeah, I think you should be able to go full Shenanigans like whatever that is for you. Be it, you know, go get wild on the dance floor, Go get you know, fucking drunk, Go buy a bottle whatever it is that makes you strip club, throw, throw a whole lot of money at a lady that ain't gonna love you. Whatever you need that make a thousand dollars. Yeah. Cool.

That's the first time I ever thought I was successful in music or in entertainment as well.

That's the first time I ever thought I was successful in music or in entertainment as well.

Say I'm successful with music. Don't short change yourself. Come on, I love that that new DG is.

Say I'm successful with music. Don't short change yourself. Come on, I love that that new DG is.

It's one of my greater insecurities that my name doesn't sound good with initials and you really you really hit that?

It's one of my greater insecurities that my name doesn't sound good with initials and you really you really hit that?

Yeah, sorry about that.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Yeah, it's okay, man, it's not all You're okay. You're not doing much better.

Yeah, it's okay, man, it's not all You're okay. You're not doing much better.

I'm not killing it, No, all right, well, voicemail. Anyways, we we got a voicemail from a young lady. I don't do is her name available? Do we have her name? I think she says it in the voicemail. Okay, well we got a voicemail. We're excited to hear it. We got a lot of voicemails. Let me not sure, change ourselves all sexual in tone, a lot of sexual energy coming our way. And we're not mad at it. No, no, no, no, no, it's crazy. Oh and we should address this. You mentioned that you were you saw something on the reddit that we should talk about.

I'm not killing it, No, all right, well, voicemail. Anyways, we we got a voicemail from a young lady. I don't do is her name available? Do we have her name? I think she says it in the voicemail. Okay, well we got a voicemail. We're excited to hear it. We got a lot of voicemails. Let me not sure, change ourselves all sexual in tone, a lot of sexual energy coming our way. And we're not mad at it. No, no, no, no, no, it's crazy. Oh and we should address this. You mentioned that you were you saw something on the reddit that we should talk about.

They want to be called little freakys. Uh no, we're not gonna do that. No, you can call yourselves that.

They want to be called little freakys. Uh no, we're not gonna do that. No, you can call yourselves that.

Yeah, you're you're welcome if you're like, if you're like, nah, I'm a true little mama in that. I'm so deep in this. I'm willing to be called a little freaky. You are welcome. Yeah, to do that for yourself. Just no, I'm not andre gonna say that to you.

Yeah, you're you're welcome if you're like, if you're like, nah, I'm a true little mama in that. I'm so deep in this. I'm willing to be called a little freaky. You are welcome. Yeah, to do that for yourself. Just no, I'm not andre gonna say that to you.

I can't do it, not on the street.

I can't do it, not on the street.

You can make your own shirts. We're not gonna do that thing where we like get them shut down and like, no.

You can make your own shirts. We're not gonna do that thing where we like get them shut down and like, no.

It's cool, it's cool that there's a subset of It's like, it's kind of like our gestapo. Yeah, we have the little mamas, but then we have the little freaky.

It's cool, it's cool that there's a subset of It's like, it's kind of like our gestapo. Yeah, we have the little mamas, but then we have the little freaky.

And're like, fuck, you don't want to you don't, Yeah, you don't want to get bad on the little freakies.

And're like, fuck, you don't want to you don't, Yeah, you don't want to get bad on the little freakies.

Yeah, they come up to your house wearing all black, the watch out with them a little freakies man.

Yeah, they come up to your house wearing all black, the watch out with them a little freakies man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So anyways, we're not going to call you that, but let's play this from what are You Freaky Ass Mamas?

So anyways, we're not going to call you that, but let's play this from what are You Freaky Ass Mamas?

Hey, David and Langston. This is Greta from Houston, Texas. And my mama told me that God's way of balancing out people's looks and body parts is that nobody can have all three. You either got tips, ass, or face, or some combination of two, but not all three. So if you got a big booty and a pretty face, you have small boots. If you got big boobs and a nice booty, you're ugly. And if you're beautiful, just absolutely beautiful, like drop that gorgeous in the face, you probably won't have tits or ass. And that's a guy's way of balancing things out.

Hey, David and Langston. This is Greta from Houston, Texas. And my mama told me that God's way of balancing out people's looks and body parts is that nobody can have all three. You either got tips, ass, or face, or some combination of two, but not all three. So if you got a big booty and a pretty face, you have small boots. If you got big boobs and a nice booty, you're ugly. And if you're beautiful, just absolutely beautiful, like drop that gorgeous in the face, you probably won't have tits or ass. And that's a guy's way of balancing things out.

Wow, First of all, Greta, what are you working with? How God bless you. You know, I guess there's probably two of the things.

Wow, First of all, Greta, what are you working with? How God bless you. You know, I guess there's probably two of the things.

Talking about.

Talking about.

It's not a face town want to use good God, that is crazy.

It's not a face town want to use good God, that is crazy.

Oh yeah, yeah, her body was silence.

Oh yeah, yeah, her body was silence.

Uh okay, let's okay, let's start.

Uh okay, let's okay, let's start.

How do you feel about this? It's it's intriguing for sure where I sit back, and it challenges me in a way that that makes me wonder if that there is some truth to this. Certainly it doesn't feel like everybody gets an even dis distribution of all three.

How do you feel about this? It's it's intriguing for sure where I sit back, and it challenges me in a way that that makes me wonder if that there is some truth to this. Certainly it doesn't feel like everybody gets an even dis distribution of all three.

No, that would not be even fair, you know what I mean. That's like crazy. I think there are some people who get I think a lot of it is like here's a difficulty with this his face because I think we all have the same kind of metric fortuities and ass.

No, that would not be even fair, you know what I mean. That's like crazy. I think there are some people who get I think a lot of it is like here's a difficulty with this his face because I think we all have the same kind of metric fortuities and ass.

Yeah right, yeah, well I guess maybe. But then I go halle berry, you know what I mean? And I think some people would say, well, she ain't got no ass. And I would say, uh no, no, no, my brother. I would say, no, no, no, my brother. That's that's a spectacular ass. That's a great ass. But they would say like, oh, that's not like a fat ass, that's not like you know what I mean, Like that it just as shapely, and I think that Greta debait. I think that.

Yeah right, yeah, well I guess maybe. But then I go halle berry, you know what I mean? And I think some people would say, well, she ain't got no ass. And I would say, uh no, no, no, my brother. I would say, no, no, no, my brother. That's that's a spectacular ass. That's a great ass. But they would say like, oh, that's not like a fat ass, that's not like you know what I mean, Like that it just as shapely, and I think that Greta debait. I think that.

Greta is in the shapely camp because she said no titties or no ass. She had say nice, well sculpted, perfectly rounded her. She I'm saying fat ass and fat titties. She was saying specifically, just the existence of.

Greta is in the shapely camp because she said no titties or no ass. She had say nice, well sculpted, perfectly rounded her. She I'm saying fat ass and fat titties. She was saying specifically, just the existence of.

Right right right right right well then that I think, Uh, I I disagree with. I'm closer to disagreeing if it's just shapely, if it's like truly God, didn't you know what I mean? Because then it's like we see shape lely quite a bit and like pretty pretty girls that have like enough that I'd be happy with in all forms and it looks great.

Right right right right right well then that I think, Uh, I I disagree with. I'm closer to disagreeing if it's just shapely, if it's like truly God, didn't you know what I mean? Because then it's like we see shape lely quite a bit and like pretty pretty girls that have like enough that I'd be happy with in all forms and it looks great.

But this, but this type of thing is not personal preference either though, because to me, I don't I don't care about the distribution. Really, it all adds up to baby like, I don't give.

But this, but this type of thing is not personal preference either though, because to me, I don't I don't care about the distribution. Really, it all adds up to baby like, I don't give.

Fuck man.

Fuck man.

You know what I said.

You know what I said.

That's true. You could be built like one of them, uh, one of them chickens. We put weird chemicals inside of It's give me a super chicken breast. Then I like.

That's true. You could be built like one of them, uh, one of them chickens. We put weird chemicals inside of It's give me a super chicken breast. Then I like.

It's like not that stuff is a deal break there. But that's me personally, Okay, what I'm saying, I don't really like it's all you could have crazy legs. Maybe that's not my thing. Like it's like I don't really it's like whatever. It's just like, does your shit make sense together? Yess tough.

It's like not that stuff is a deal break there. But that's me personally, Okay, what I'm saying, I don't really like it's all you could have crazy legs. Maybe that's not my thing. Like it's like I don't really it's like whatever. It's just like, does your shit make sense together? Yess tough.

I will say that that is, uh, that is what this body transformation era that we find ourselves in sort of means to undo, or rather reconfigure, is giving everybody an even distribution of them. And I'd say that even in getting body modifications, it does not always seem to solve the problem as effectively as people think it does.

I will say that that is, uh, that is what this body transformation era that we find ourselves in sort of means to undo, or rather reconfigure, is giving everybody an even distribution of them. And I'd say that even in getting body modifications, it does not always seem to solve the problem as effectively as people think it does.

Yeah, because you can kind of tell. We were at Zoo Lights, Me and my old lady were at Zoo Lights the other night and we saw fresh BBL and it was like you could tell. But to Greta's point, do I think that you can't have all three? No, because you've seen some people who got all three and it's just like sometimes God gets with both hands.

Yeah, because you can kind of tell. We were at Zoo Lights, Me and my old lady were at Zoo Lights the other night and we saw fresh BBL and it was like you could tell. But to Greta's point, do I think that you can't have all three? No, because you've seen some people who got all three and it's just like sometimes God gets with both hands.

I will say. I will say to Greta's point, those people are very rare. Right, It's not as common as a two out of three or one out of three situation. Tends to be.

I will say. I will say to Greta's point, those people are very rare. Right, It's not as common as a two out of three or one out of three situation. Tends to be.

Right, That's true, That's true. But one out of three is good. I don't know, man, It's like, we got to stop judging shit so hard. You know, what are you looking for?

Right, That's true, That's true. But one out of three is good. I don't know, man, It's like, we got to stop judging shit so hard. You know, what are you looking for?

Truly? One out of three is is uh, that's like a home run. And then two out of three is like, whoa, whoa a miracle? What is this? Guys blessing me? And then three out of three, now you're a liability. Yeah, three out of three you'll be great for somebody else. Baby, I can't be on high alert all the time. It's too stressful for me. And uh, you should be president. As far as I'm concerning, you should be president. This country is not progressive enough yet to make you the president. But but we'll get you there.

Truly? One out of three is is uh, that's like a home run. And then two out of three is like, whoa, whoa a miracle? What is this? Guys blessing me? And then three out of three, now you're a liability. Yeah, three out of three you'll be great for somebody else. Baby, I can't be on high alert all the time. It's too stressful for me. And uh, you should be president. As far as I'm concerning, you should be president. This country is not progressive enough yet to make you the president. But but we'll get you there.

It is times like this that I wish we had a woman on the podcast. Olivia, what do you think about all three? Because I want to know what the equivalent is for men, just to know what there. Well, Olivia, when you used to go out in your whole dress, what were you looking for that one you had?

It is times like this that I wish we had a woman on the podcast. Olivia, what do you think about all three? Because I want to know what the equivalent is for men, just to know what there. Well, Olivia, when you used to go out in your whole dress, what were you looking for that one you had?

I was looking for that black American Express card?

I was looking for that black American Express card?

Okay, okay, an Express. I didn't I that. I wasn't sure you were going to say express afterwards, I didn't. I'm looking for that black American. It's not gonna stop calling them that. Yeah, that's not the same thing though. Well, I like I'm saying, if we're talking face titties or ass for and what are the rute bricks? And I don't think it. I think it has to be purely physical to be fair. You don't get to add money or whatever, because that's not you know what I mean. We're just talking vide.

Okay, okay, an Express. I didn't I that. I wasn't sure you were going to say express afterwards, I didn't. I'm looking for that black American. It's not gonna stop calling them that. Yeah, that's not the same thing though. Well, I like I'm saying, if we're talking face titties or ass for and what are the rute bricks? And I don't think it. I think it has to be purely physical to be fair. You don't get to add money or whatever, because that's not you know what I mean. We're just talking vide.

Right, Yeah, I would say, I mean, I think with guys, it's if we're looking at physical I would say eyes, and I would say I would say shoulders, like a good like broad shoulder looking.

Right, Yeah, I would say, I mean, I think with guys, it's if we're looking at physical I would say eyes, and I would say I would say shoulders, like a good like broad shoulder looking.

And then what's the third thing?

And then what's the third thing?

And the third thing I would say me.

And the third thing I would say me.

Imprint, imprint.

Imprint, imprint.

I would say, so eye shoulders, and I would say arms. I feel like arms is a big thing, like because I know this is very.

I would say, so eye shoulders, and I would say arms. I feel like arms is a big thing, like because I know this is very.

You know, I guess like like like if a guy can lift like lift up, like lifting.

You know, I guess like like like if a guy can lift like lift up, like lifting.

Up, women do feel like psychopaths to me.

Up, women do feel like psychopaths to me.

I think they just are aware of physical violence.

I think they just are aware of physical violence.

Yes, but then yeah, but then that dude's also strong. He is the he is the violence. He's he's the problem. And statistically that's always true.

Yes, but then yeah, but then that dude's also strong. He is the he is the violence. He's he's the problem. And statistically that's always true.

Do you not feel strong? Is that why you're lashing out, No, and watch the mouth I feel, I feel crazy strong. I think it just feels so fascinating that the things that we consider to be our like the core aesthetic values, are so different than the ones that they do.

Do you not feel strong? Is that why you're lashing out, No, and watch the mouth I feel, I feel crazy strong. I think it just feels so fascinating that the things that we consider to be our like the core aesthetic values, are so different than the ones that they do.

Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, truly, like truly like they they can't even at their most like rudimentary level, reduce us to like just body parts, and we're so capable of doing it for them.

Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, truly, like truly like they they can't even at their most like rudimentary level, reduce us to like just body parts, and we're so capable of doing it for them.

Yeah, and that's how we walk around yep.

Yeah, and that's how we walk around yep.

And maybe that just more speaks to our psychosists than theirs, but it does feel so it feels so different than what we're the game we're playing.

And maybe that just more speaks to our psychosists than theirs, but it does feel so it feels so different than what we're the game we're playing.

Yeah, I mean that's the funny funny part about it is right, like because I almost think when I think about it, it almost seems more fit that for what women. Maybe it wouldn't be three holy physical traits, just for like how they you know what, you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I mean that's the funny funny part about it is right, like because I almost think when I think about it, it almost seems more fit that for what women. Maybe it wouldn't be three holy physical traits, just for like how they you know what, you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, but if we were women, we would just be like mouth abs meet like that men women.

Yeah, but if we were women, we would just be like mouth abs meet like that men women.

Yeah, it's just like what I look for, abs meet. I don't even think I've ever heard a woman calling her mouth. They say lips all mouth.

Yeah, it's just like what I look for, abs meet. I don't even think I've ever heard a woman calling her mouth. They say lips all mouth.

They don't have that animal in them the way that we do. Damn. I've been like, damn, look at her mouth, you know what I mean.

They don't have that animal in them the way that we do. Damn. I've been like, damn, look at her mouth, you know what I mean.

Like I've said that about every every part, like that animal because it's like whatever, I don't know.

Like I've said that about every every part, like that animal because it's like whatever, I don't know.

Now he's a whole buffalo, and look at her nose. There's something. It's like.

Now he's a whole buffalo, and look at her nose. There's something. It's like.

There's this comic I used to know. I don't remember his name, but he had a joke about how like he's talking about big titties. He's like, Yeah, even if you're not into it, you're into It's like you walk down the street and you see a five foot tall cheeseburger, you're still gonna look at it. Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, but you're still like, damn, that's great, big ass cheese burger, big ass cheese ry.

There's this comic I used to know. I don't remember his name, but he had a joke about how like he's talking about big titties. He's like, Yeah, even if you're not into it, you're into It's like you walk down the street and you see a five foot tall cheeseburger, you're still gonna look at it. Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, but you're still like, damn, that's great, big ass cheese burger, big ass cheese ry.

Smell it.

Smell it.

So yeah, go ahead. No, I was just gonna say, who there are people though that it seems like they did get all three m and I think there's more. I don't think the rarity is as rare as you're saying. I think that, like, because that's how, that's how there's enough. There's a lot of hot people. It's that it's not a commodity. You've been in a social situation without a hot person. That's why there's always a hot person at your job, or a hot person in the class that you took or whatever. There's always one.

So yeah, go ahead. No, I was just gonna say, who there are people though that it seems like they did get all three m and I think there's more. I don't think the rarity is as rare as you're saying. I think that, like, because that's how, that's how there's enough. There's a lot of hot people. It's that it's not a commodity. You've been in a social situation without a hot person. That's why there's always a hot person at your job, or a hot person in the class that you took or whatever. There's always one.

I don't know, man, I don't know if I agree with that. Really. I think there's been a fair amount of social situations you can find yourself in where you're like, god, damn, this a collection of a goos.

I don't know, man, I don't know if I agree with that. Really. I think there's been a fair amount of social situations you can find yourself in where you're like, god, damn, this a collection of a goos.

Man, that's crazy. I don't feel that way. There's always one.

Man, that's crazy. I don't feel that way. There's always one.

But I do think that's the beauty of hot being subjective, right, is that, like we we are always scaling for ourselves, and sometimes what you're aspiring for is not in that room. But that does not mean beauty is not in that room, right. I don't want to be cruel to people and suggest that like there's just rooms of ugly people all collecting and looking at each other.

But I do think that's the beauty of hot being subjective, right, is that, like we we are always scaling for ourselves, and sometimes what you're aspiring for is not in that room. But that does not mean beauty is not in that room, right. I don't want to be cruel to people and suggest that like there's just rooms of ugly people all collecting and looking at each other.

I think, literally what you just said. Yeah, But but I'm trying to won't hit back, David, and you're not helping. I'm trying to be responsible.

I think, literally what you just said. Yeah, But but I'm trying to won't hit back, David, and you're not helping. I'm trying to be responsible.

I'm recognizing where someone would get angry at me, and I'm saying to myself, lengthy, you could fix this, and then you go shut up. Hey, wait a minute, Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute. You can't be better. You can't be better than you were a moment ago. You got to be exactly.

I'm recognizing where someone would get angry at me, and I'm saying to myself, lengthy, you could fix this, and then you go shut up. Hey, wait a minute, Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute. You can't be better. You can't be better than you were a moment ago. You got to be exactly.

Who you listen. It's subjective. I mean I think that I have definitely also been in rooms where it's a bunch of ugly people, but I feel like, for the most part, there's and because the way that shit works, it's so subjective that if we're all in this room after a day, you are the hot person in this room.

Who you listen. It's subjective. I mean I think that I have definitely also been in rooms where it's a bunch of ugly people, but I feel like, for the most part, there's and because the way that shit works, it's so subjective that if we're all in this room after a day, you are the hot person in this room.

No, it scales fast, yeah, man, yeah, And it's like and I think that's why it's not that important.

No, it scales fast, yeah, man, yeah, And it's like and I think that's why it's not that important.

That's why I've always never felt like, well, I.

That's why I've always never felt like, well, I.

Guess that, and that to me is maybe worth distinguishing, is that I'm not speaking to being in rooms and who I would fuck. I'm speaking to being in rooms and whether people are objectively in my opinion, but it's subjectively hot, and that's a different conversation, right.

Guess that, and that to me is maybe worth distinguishing, is that I'm not speaking to being in rooms and who I would fuck. I'm speaking to being in rooms and whether people are objectively in my opinion, but it's subjectively hot, and that's a different conversation, right.

You've also spent a lot of time in New York and LA which excuse it.

You've also spent a lot of time in New York and LA which excuse it.

I have as well. I just think, at the end of the day, there are so many rooms I walk in and i'd fuck yeah, you know what I mean, I'm not the one walk in. Yeah. I never have walked in a room and been like, it's been like three and and they it had to be all dudes, and uh in a bad day for them, fellas.

I have as well. I just think, at the end of the day, there are so many rooms I walk in and i'd fuck yeah, you know what I mean, I'm not the one walk in. Yeah. I never have walked in a room and been like, it's been like three and and they it had to be all dudes, and uh in a bad day for them, fellas.

You know what I mean. You're teaching it a prison or something. Yeah, you know there's hot dudes in prison too, hot dudes where.

You know what I mean. You're teaching it a prison or something. Yeah, you know there's hot dudes in prison too, hot dudes where.

You're like, no, I see what somebody, how, somebody could find themselves in this. Yeah.

You're like, no, I see what somebody, how, somebody could find themselves in this. Yeah.

Yeah, your skin is clear. You're sleeping every nighty hours.

Yeah, your skin is clear. You're sleeping every nighty hours.

Looking at those arms and those eyes and those shoulders and those shoulders and those great prison sweats. Oh man, do you have a Black American Express card?

Looking at those arms and those eyes and those shoulders and those shoulders and those great prison sweats. Oh man, do you have a Black American Express card?

You know, it's crazy. Until the Great sweatpants movement, I was so close in minded. I never even thought about women seeking that out. I never thought that could it. I never even never even crossed my mind that they would try.

You know, it's crazy. Until the Great sweatpants movement, I was so close in minded. I never even thought about women seeking that out. I never thought that could it. I never even never even crossed my mind that they would try.

No, I know, and I like that they have that good for I think that they deserve to be nasty.

No, I know, and I like that they have that good for I think that they deserve to be nasty.

Yeah, we can be.

Yeah, we can be.

You know, I'm almost exclusively Yeah.

You know, I'm almost exclusively Yeah.

I keep it in my head though. I do will never I'm not not yelling. I'm not even I'm so cold my eyebrows don't even move anymore.

I keep it in my head though. I do will never I'm not not yelling. I'm not even I'm so cold my eyebrows don't even move anymore.

I truly will never let you know the nasty things that I'm thinking about you, and and that is that is my promise to you, the listeners, the people that see us live. If you come up to me and you're looking good, it ain't coming up with us ever. That's my promise to you.

I truly will never let you know the nasty things that I'm thinking about you, and and that is that is my promise to you, the listeners, the people that see us live. If you come up to me and you're looking good, it ain't coming up with us ever. That's my promise to you.

And truly, I'm gonna be honest with you. That's the best I can do. That's as good as it gets. That's as good as it gets.

And truly, I'm gonna be honest with you. That's the best I can do. That's as good as it gets. That's as good as it gets.

I think we're crushing it. I think we're pretty good. I think we're pretty good. Yeah, there's not gonna be a single scandal. No, David groped me after after the show. Yeah, he was drinking and he kept talking to me too, cloase and Nope.

I think we're crushing it. I think we're pretty good. I think we're pretty good. Yeah, there's not gonna be a single scandal. No, David groped me after after the show. Yeah, he was drinking and he kept talking to me too, cloase and Nope.

No, I think I'm probably gonna start doing that Keanu reefshit, Oh just hover maybe I just like And this is not sexual. I like the end. If you come up to take a picture, I want, I do want to feel you and you to feel me. But it's not I'm not like I don't feel I'm never like rubb it, squeezing arms or anything like that.

No, I think I'm probably gonna start doing that Keanu reefshit, Oh just hover maybe I just like And this is not sexual. I like the end. If you come up to take a picture, I want, I do want to feel you and you to feel me. But it's not I'm not like I don't feel I'm never like rubb it, squeezing arms or anything like that.

You know, No, I don't want that.

You know, No, I don't want that.

Do you hover? Are you doing the hover?

Do you hover? Are you doing the hover?

No? But I think I should you want to see what I mean Like, it's not. It's not because I feel confident that I've you know what I mean that like there's no no one who could be like we squeezed tight and then suddenly we're having a different conversation.

No? But I think I should you want to see what I mean Like, it's not. It's not because I feel confident that I've you know what I mean that like there's no no one who could be like we squeezed tight and then suddenly we're having a different conversation.

Bro, I've been confident in like three hugs in my whole life. It always feels like it's like the I don't think people understand for some people who are weird, the bravery I have to go out the bravery I have to exhibit to hug you when I didn't know if we could hug.

Bro, I've been confident in like three hugs in my whole life. It always feels like it's like the I don't think people understand for some people who are weird, the bravery I have to go out the bravery I have to exhibit to hug you when I didn't know if we could hug.

Keeps me up at night. That's a big ask.

Keeps me up at night. That's a big ask.

It's tough. It's tough. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like greetings.

It's tough. It's tough. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like greetings.

Really.

Really.

I would rather we just fall into conversation. Yeah, I don't because the greeting and the and the dismount are both.

I would rather we just fall into conversation. Yeah, I don't because the greeting and the and the dismount are both.

Like, oh man, that I had a writing session yesterday with some folks, very funny people, very talented people, and and uh and we had a great session and all laughed at a lot of funny things and then afterwards said the most awkward goodbyes that humans could say to each other. And it's like, Bro, we were just so intimate, We were just so close to one another, and now we can't. We don't know where to put our fucking hands. That's we like do these half hugs and it sucks.

Like, oh man, that I had a writing session yesterday with some folks, very funny people, very talented people, and and uh and we had a great session and all laughed at a lot of funny things and then afterwards said the most awkward goodbyes that humans could say to each other. And it's like, Bro, we were just so intimate, We were just so close to one another, and now we can't. We don't know where to put our fucking hands. That's we like do these half hugs and it sucks.

You know what it is, it's the intimacy that the intimacy is not what scares me or bothers me. It's the ritual. The intimacy is fine. I can handle that. It's the ritual in that the like, how's this supposed to open? Okay, I've met you three times, But sometimes it feels disrespectful to just shake a woman's hand like you would shake a man's hand.

You know what it is, it's the intimacy that the intimacy is not what scares me or bothers me. It's the ritual. The intimacy is fine. I can handle that. It's the ritual in that the like, how's this supposed to open? Okay, I've met you three times, But sometimes it feels disrespectful to just shake a woman's hand like you would shake a man's hand.

Yeah, you're like calling him ugly somehow by it exact hand.

Yeah, you're like calling him ugly somehow by it exact hand.

I'm glad so is that that's not just me? You feel that way too.

I'm glad so is that that's not just me? You feel that way too.

It's not calling them ugly, but it's like calling them less. It's almost treating them less like women. And I think that feels reductive to like their beauty, to beauty standards, to like what they represent in a way that I don't know how to undo.

It's not calling them ugly, but it's like calling them less. It's almost treating them less like women. And I think that feels reductive to like their beauty, to beauty standards, to like what they represent in a way that I don't know how to undo.

That's that's you hit it on the head, bro, because sometimes it'll be like, well, if it's like a woman I've never met, or like you've only met on the internet. That first one is like, I don't want to hug you because it does feel inappropriate, but something about just shaking your hand feels disrespectful, and you don't. I don't want to dap you up because that's good, right.

That's that's you hit it on the head, bro, because sometimes it'll be like, well, if it's like a woman I've never met, or like you've only met on the internet. That first one is like, I don't want to hug you because it does feel inappropriate, but something about just shaking your hand feels disrespectful, and you don't. I don't want to dap you up because that's good, right.

Yeah, So now.

Yeah, So now.

I'm just like dreading the first ten seconds of our meeting.

I'm just like dreading the first ten seconds of our meeting.

I really struggle first meets of women that I yeah, and it's men too. I don't want this to just be women. It's a different kind of struggle, but certainly with women. It's like, I want to give a respectful distance to whatever this is, but I also don't want to make it seem as if you are not a very you know.

I really struggle first meets of women that I yeah, and it's men too. I don't want this to just be women. It's a different kind of struggle, but certainly with women. It's like, I want to give a respectful distance to whatever this is, but I also don't want to make it seem as if you are not a very you know.

Beautiful woman. I'm also not trying to other you because we're most likely in a situation where it's mostly men, you know what I mean. So I'm not trying to make you feel even more alienated.

Beautiful woman. I'm also not trying to other you because we're most likely in a situation where it's mostly men, you know what I mean. So I'm not trying to make you feel even more alienated.

Yeah, where it's like, why did he immediately treat me like an outsider to a thing?

Yeah, where it's like, why did he immediately treat me like an outsider to a thing?

Yeah, especially because he tapped up the dudes he knows, you know, we just got to either be all in or all out on touching.

Yeah, especially because he tapped up the dudes he knows, you know, we just got to either be all in or all out on touching.

It is what I think, so too. So you already here first, folks, if you got a fat ass. Let us grab it. Just off the first meet. You know, you got that big old thing back there. You know we're looking whether or not we said anything, We're not gonna address it. Well, go ahead and let us put a hand on it.

It is what I think, so too. So you already here first, folks, if you got a fat ass. Let us grab it. Just off the first meet. You know, you got that big old thing back there. You know we're looking whether or not we said anything, We're not gonna address it. Well, go ahead and let us put a hand on it.

This next tour is gonna go crazy. Will actually only be going to Houston, Houston, Lanta, Vegas. We were run for the boys. Also Baton Rouge, I don't understand. Oh all right, yeah yeah, cool guy. Joke City seven on Instagram, Patreon, Dot call Backslash David Bory buy my special. I got a lot of stuff going on over there. Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna be in the Cincinnati area and then Chicago and most likely Minneapolis. That's coming at the end of February and on I had the shit on me right now, tell you Yeah.

This next tour is gonna go crazy. Will actually only be going to Houston, Houston, Lanta, Vegas. We were run for the boys. Also Baton Rouge, I don't understand. Oh all right, yeah yeah, cool guy. Joke City seven on Instagram, Patreon, Dot call Backslash David Bory buy my special. I got a lot of stuff going on over there. Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna be in the Cincinnati area and then Chicago and most likely Minneapolis. That's coming at the end of February and on I had the shit on me right now, tell you Yeah.

You can find me at Langston Kerman on all social media platforms. You can watch my special. It's called Bad Poetry. It is on Netflix. You can see me live in February in Vancouver for JFL Vancouver. It's gonna be very fun. I think I'm doing one night and then you can also see me in March in Vermont. I'm gonna be at the Vermont Comedy Club the twenty in March twenty seventh through the twenty ninth, and it's gonna be a great time. Everybody's gonna laugh and have a nice time. And then after that you can send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. You can tell us what kind of ass titties in face you're working with, all at Mymama pod at gmail dot com, and you can buy the merch. You can give us a call at a four or four Little Moms. You can donate to people in need, you can pray for your for their salvation, and most importantly, you can suck dick in the club.

You can find me at Langston Kerman on all social media platforms. You can watch my special. It's called Bad Poetry. It is on Netflix. You can see me live in February in Vancouver for JFL Vancouver. It's gonna be very fun. I think I'm doing one night and then you can also see me in March in Vermont. I'm gonna be at the Vermont Comedy Club the twenty in March twenty seventh through the twenty ninth, and it's gonna be a great time. Everybody's gonna laugh and have a nice time. And then after that you can send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. You can tell us what kind of ass titties in face you're working with, all at Mymama pod at gmail dot com, and you can buy the merch. You can give us a call at a four or four Little Moms. You can donate to people in need, you can pray for your for their salvation, and most importantly, you can suck dick in the club.

Bye bitch, bitch.

Bye bitch, bitch.

Bitch on the book nobody supposed to be here, Well I can't.

Bitch on the book nobody supposed to be here, Well I can't.

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