Trench coat. Roth was crazy. He just looked like a sex offender. Oh yeah, as we grew up and the world he made less.

Trench coat. Roth was crazy. He just looked like a sex offender. Oh yeah, as we grew up and the world he made less.

As a child, we didn't have enough frame of reference, But as we grew we're like, you know, I wish they'd stopped doing that. But yeah, And also, do you think you saw a human olid turtle in a trench coat.

As a child, we didn't have enough frame of reference, But as we grew we're like, you know, I wish they'd stopped doing that. But yeah, And also, do you think you saw a human olid turtle in a trench coat.

You'd be like, man, that guy was weird.

You'd be like, man, that guy was weird.

But oh well, and you're just going about your day like it's not gonna happen.

But oh well, and you're just going about your day like it's not gonna happen.

Man, put some shoes on, you know what I'm saying. That'd be great.

Man, put some shoes on, you know what I'm saying. That'd be great.

There's like a lot of other moves you can Sorry, you could do pants. Pants would be nice, were great.

There's like a lot of other moves you can Sorry, you could do pants. Pants would be nice, were great.

You have webbed feet.

You have webbed feet.

You got to like, come on, cause even if he didn't have pants on, then it's like, Okay, this dude's in a trench coat and nepads.

You got to like, come on, cause even if he didn't have pants on, then it's like, Okay, this dude's in a trench coat and nepads.

That's already a problem.

That's already a problem.

You got a big problem on it.

You got a big problem on it.

That's already I'm thinking the.

That's already I'm thinking the.

Green legs, yelds are green, I see all that. Come on.

Green legs, yelds are green, I see all that. Come on.

The Fedora doesn't class it up enough, no, not to notice green legs and knee.

The Fedora doesn't class it up enough, no, not to notice green legs and knee.

Pads and he's stinking like pizza.

Pads and he's stinking like pizza.

Giant red flag.

Giant red flag.

Yah, chips in yours a racist the.

Yah, chips in yours a racist the.

Money turny stuff.

Money turny stuff.

I can't tell me as long as you know I can have any man I want to. Baby, that's actual and factual. Welcome back to another episode of My Mama Told Me.

I can't tell me as long as you know I can have any man I want to. Baby, that's actual and factual. Welcome back to another episode of My Mama Told Me.

The podcast where we dived deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

The podcast where we dived deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

And we finally worked to prove that Shatasha Williams is not just the long gone forgotten singer of the hook of Thuggish Ruggish Bone, is in fact a founding member of the group. They were the Bone Thugs and she was the Harmony. Whoa that we didn't we I got you, Shatasha, Baby, keep your head up.

And we finally worked to prove that Shatasha Williams is not just the long gone forgotten singer of the hook of Thuggish Ruggish Bone, is in fact a founding member of the group. They were the Bone Thugs and she was the Harmony. Whoa that we didn't we I got you, Shatasha, Baby, keep your head up.

My name is David Bord. I'm lazy Germy. Now I guess this already. He's already feeling it.

My name is David Bord. I'm lazy Germy. Now I guess this already. He's already feeling it.

I get people don't talk enough about Aunt Tasha. She said, an Tasha, come on, and we ford about her, and then we they said in the name Bone Thugs and Harmony. We know they weren't singing, come on, justin Pasha. Thank you? Bory Can I call you by?

I get people don't talk enough about Aunt Tasha. She said, an Tasha, come on, and we ford about her, and then we they said in the name Bone Thugs and Harmony. We know they weren't singing, come on, justin Pasha. Thank you? Bory Can I call you by?

Yeah?

Yeah?

We just thought that's I prefer it, Bory Man. You and you're protecting black women by not forgetting what their accomplishments for what they did.

We just thought that's I prefer it, Bory Man. You and you're protecting black women by not forgetting what their accomplishments for what they did.

Man, that's what I'm talking about. Come on, sang all of their names at the end of that song.

Man, that's what I'm talking about. Come on, sang all of their names at the end of that song.

Listen in the house.

Listen in the house.

The knee bone is connected to the girl bone, and we forgot we forgot that part of the song. Oh man, that's intense. That's damn. Do you think you think they're ever sitting back and being like, damn, we really we owe her something, We really fucked her over it.

The knee bone is connected to the girl bone, and we forgot we forgot that part of the song. Oh man, that's intense. That's damn. Do you think you think they're ever sitting back and being like, damn, we really we owe her something, We really fucked her over it.

I feel like they must know because I have done a deep bone dive, as we all have adults here.

I feel like they must know because I have done a deep bone dive, as we all have adults here.

Sure, if this were Cameron's podcast, we would have had to pause you pretty hard there.

Sure, if this were Cameron's podcast, we would have had to pause you pretty hard there.

But but this ain't that podcast. Pauses there we go gas, no breaks, some good. That's what I'm talking about.

But but this ain't that podcast. Pauses there we go gas, no breaks, some good. That's what I'm talking about.

I just like I just talk, and sometimes it's it's sometimes I talk about mouth meat stuff and it means whatever you need it to mean.

I just like I just talk, and sometimes it's it's sometimes I talk about mouth meat stuff and it means whatever you need it to mean.

You gotta put that on your website.

You gotta put that on your website.

Sometimes I talk.

Sometimes I talk.

About mouth meat stuff that feels like a little bit of a signature detail about you.

About mouth meat stuff that feels like a little bit of a signature detail about you.

I wouldn't say it's I don't need to celebrate, It's just you know.

I wouldn't say it's I don't need to celebrate, It's just you know.

How we are excited. You've already heard his voice. Our guest today. We've we've been trying to get him on for a long time and it's finally happening. And he's so funny and we're so grateful that he's here. He's a comedian, a producer, a content creator, a person of extraordinary breath and talents. He's wonderful, he's funny. You're gonna love him. Please give it up for our guests. Mister Kevi on stage, everybody, Man, there we go.

How we are excited. You've already heard his voice. Our guest today. We've we've been trying to get him on for a long time and it's finally happening. And he's so funny and we're so grateful that he's here. He's a comedian, a producer, a content creator, a person of extraordinary breath and talents. He's wonderful, he's funny. You're gonna love him. Please give it up for our guests. Mister Kevi on stage, everybody, Man, there we go.

Nice. I got a few in there, I got a few in the.

Nice. I got a few in there, I got a few in the.

Thanks you guys for having me on the show man. I'm excited to be here, man. This is this is the way to kick off the year. You know, Hollywood. We really just started working today for real, Yo, this is like it feels like the first day back at school.

Thanks you guys for having me on the show man. I'm excited to be here, man. This is this is the way to kick off the year. You know, Hollywood. We really just started working today for real, Yo, this is like it feels like the first day back at school.

And I'm glad to be doing this with y'all.

And I'm glad to be doing this with y'all.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, we're happier here. I was at my manager's office this morning and they said something similar to that, and I got real mad. I was like, y'all, niggas, what I didn't work for nine months, bitch, what you mean you just getting started today?

No, we're happier here. I was at my manager's office this morning and they said something similar to that, and I got real mad. I was like, y'all, niggas, what I didn't work for nine months, bitch, what you mean you just getting started today?

Take the first off. There's work to be done.

Take the first off. There's work to be done.

Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Get your bad ass back in the office and make some calls that aren't going to turn into anything. But call them anyway.

Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Get your bad ass back in the office and make some calls that aren't going to turn into anything. But call them anyway.

I'm trying to read for the in the House reboot.

I'm trying to read for the in the House reboot.

And just lie to me. At least tell me I made some calls. They pad tell me something.

And just lie to me. At least tell me I made some calls. They pad tell me something.

That's all. That's all I'm asking for is give me. Make me believe you. Try do that thing where a car is coming and we trot across the street and we're not going any faster than when we be walking. But but trot. Show me the trot job.

That's all. That's all I'm asking for is give me. Make me believe you. Try do that thing where a car is coming and we trot across the street and we're not going any faster than when we be walking. But but trot. Show me the trot job.

Man, that's a big that's a big way that I show people how I care about them. Yeah, the little trot I just picked the shoulders up. The feet does not change.

Man, that's a big that's a big way that I show people how I care about them. Yeah, the little trot I just picked the shoulders up. The feet does not change.

The feet doesn't change at all.

The feet doesn't change at all.

But give your mind.

But give your mind.

That's all we're looking ass for.

That's all we're looking ass for.

That's how you're getting asked for it.

That's how you're getting asked for it.

keV.

keV.

You came to us with the conspiracy theory that uh that I don't think I had ever heard before.

You came to us with the conspiracy theory that uh that I don't think I had ever heard before.

Bory, where do you I've heard this before?

Bory, where do you I've heard this before?

You have heard this? That's okay, great, So so I'm the only idiot here. But you said, my mama told.

You have heard this? That's okay, great, So so I'm the only idiot here. But you said, my mama told.

Me never played with silver toys when there's lightning outside or you will be struck down exactly. So you know, growing up as we probably did, we're in the same generation. You know, action figures were a big part of our life. Ye I'm saying. We didn't have We didn't have iPads and stuff like that. We had cartoon we played outside, we had action figures. So at the time that I that I learned of this conspiracy theory, I had a Shredder, which was my prize villain. I was a big Turtles fan, you know, I had. I had a couple of legit Turtles and I ain't always get the actual toys. I got versions of them, you know, like you know, like I remember one year asked my dad for the Batman coop with with you know what I'm saying, And it came with Batman, and he just got me the coop. It was in the box and the Batman was gone, and I was like, what happened to the Batman? He was like a kid in Africa. We wouldn't have nothing. I was like, but he didn't just buy like a coop Batman came in that box. Somebody had opened it and taken the Batman out. And then somehow my dad just got came in the possession of the coop, but I was I have nobody to put in the in the coop, so I just had a random g I Joe man in the coop. It just didn't hit the same.

Me never played with silver toys when there's lightning outside or you will be struck down exactly. So you know, growing up as we probably did, we're in the same generation. You know, action figures were a big part of our life. Ye I'm saying. We didn't have We didn't have iPads and stuff like that. We had cartoon we played outside, we had action figures. So at the time that I that I learned of this conspiracy theory, I had a Shredder, which was my prize villain. I was a big Turtles fan, you know, I had. I had a couple of legit Turtles and I ain't always get the actual toys. I got versions of them, you know, like you know, like I remember one year asked my dad for the Batman coop with with you know what I'm saying, And it came with Batman, and he just got me the coop. It was in the box and the Batman was gone, and I was like, what happened to the Batman? He was like a kid in Africa. We wouldn't have nothing. I was like, but he didn't just buy like a coop Batman came in that box. Somebody had opened it and taken the Batman out. And then somehow my dad just got came in the possession of the coop, but I was I have nobody to put in the in the coop, so I just had a random g I Joe man in the coop. It just didn't hit the same.

He was just hanging out in the back of it. Came out and being like, y'all ain't about to throw this away, right, That's good because I know a boy who might like this quite a bit.

He was just hanging out in the back of it. Came out and being like, y'all ain't about to throw this away, right, That's good because I know a boy who might like this quite a bit.

The Salvation Army, Christmas gifts, you know whatever it was. So he gave me like half of what I wanted. But at this time I had, you know, I had mostly off brand men.

The Salvation Army, Christmas gifts, you know whatever it was. So he gave me like half of what I wanted. But at this time I had, you know, I had mostly off brand men.

We called him men. I had mostly off brand men.

We called him men. I had mostly off brand men.

Just just.

Just just.

Legally you had to call them men, not a figure.

Legally you had to call them men, not a figure.

And saw that toys or rust are KB toys. They saw that place that don't even sell toys. You know what I'm saying, Oh yeah, swap the g I Jojo g I exactly. They adjason right. So but this time I had actually, if I think for like a birthday, I had like four of the actual turtles and an actual shredder. So these were like the Krim Dela Crim of my toys. I play with them every day. So I'm playing with them. You know what I'm saying, it's a lightning storm and the power is out. So I'm really like, oh, this is you know what I'm saying. I'm playing with these actual figures.

And saw that toys or rust are KB toys. They saw that place that don't even sell toys. You know what I'm saying, Oh yeah, swap the g I Jojo g I exactly. They adjason right. So but this time I had actually, if I think for like a birthday, I had like four of the actual turtles and an actual shredder. So these were like the Krim Dela Crim of my toys. I play with them every day. So I'm playing with them. You know what I'm saying, it's a lightning storm and the power is out. So I'm really like, oh, this is you know what I'm saying. I'm playing with these actual figures.

Right.

Right.

So my mom comes in and I got Shredder in my right hand. Never I don't know why this is such a vivid memory, Maybe because I was so confused by what she was saying.

So my mom comes in and I got Shredder in my right hand. Never I don't know why this is such a vivid memory, Maybe because I was so confused by what she was saying.

And she was like, she's like, what are you doing?

And she was like, she's like, what are you doing?

Boy? But put that down. You know you can't play with no silver toy. You're gonna get struck down by lightning. And I looked at the shredder and I'm like, this is plastic. First of all, this is not And I was not, like I've always been kind of a smart person. I'm in my hand. I was young enough to know that this cannot cannot conduct electricity at all? There is and his shredder stuff was coming off right, you know what, sing I played with the toy for real. It was like brown. You know what I'm saying, It's like the color of the skin under there.

Boy? But put that down. You know you can't play with no silver toy. You're gonna get struck down by lightning. And I looked at the shredder and I'm like, this is plastic. First of all, this is not And I was not, like I've always been kind of a smart person. I'm in my hand. I was young enough to know that this cannot cannot conduct electricity at all? There is and his shredder stuff was coming off right, you know what, sing I played with the toy for real. It was like brown. You know what I'm saying, It's like the color of the skin under there.

You get you get shredder in the bathtub one too many times and that ain't shredder no more.

You get you get shredder in the bathtub one too many times and that ain't shredder no more.

It was just they were putting a lot of you know, high quality stuff into these.

It was just they were putting a lot of you know, high quality stuff into these.

Man that's just a Japanese man in football year that ain't.

Man that's just a Japanese man in football year that ain't.

Yeah, yeah, wow, I did not know that.

Yeah, yeah, wow, I did not know that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And the lore. I think there's a lot of lore in Ninja Turtles about where Shredder and Splinter come from, some of which suggests that they are connected directly, in some of which they didn't know each other at all, but always Shredder was like a big mob guy in Japan that then finds its way in to uh, New York.

And the lore. I think there's a lot of lore in Ninja Turtles about where Shredder and Splinter come from, some of which suggests that they are connected directly, in some of which they didn't know each other at all, but always Shredder was like a big mob guy in Japan that then finds its way in to uh, New York.

Somehow or something. I thought he was Italian for some reason.

Somehow or something. I thought he was Italian for some reason.

I'm gonna get you Turtles.

I'm gonna get you Turtles.

That.

That.

Look, do you guys have accents on your resume? Do you have Italire accent proficient? Because if you don't have it, you need to add it. Oh no, no, no, I in the house. So yeah. So she was like, you know, she wasn't fussy. She was just genuinely concerned, like put this and I'm like, I'm inside the house. The windows are closed. I was literally I didn't say any of this because she's the black.

Look, do you guys have accents on your resume? Do you have Italire accent proficient? Because if you don't have it, you need to add it. Oh no, no, no, I in the house. So yeah. So she was like, you know, she wasn't fussy. She was just genuinely concerned, like put this and I'm like, I'm inside the house. The windows are closed. I was literally I didn't say any of this because she's the black.

Mom like you're saying.

Mom like you're saying.

But in my head, I'm like, how is lightning gonna come through the world avoid all the objects outside that are actual silver catalytic converters, everything that's in the world. Go through my closed window and see this plastic shredder in my hand and strike me with lightning. Like I just was like, there's no way this could be true. But I put it down. I picked up like rock steady and bebop.

But in my head, I'm like, how is lightning gonna come through the world avoid all the objects outside that are actual silver catalytic converters, everything that's in the world. Go through my closed window and see this plastic shredder in my hand and strike me with lightning. Like I just was like, there's no way this could be true. But I put it down. I picked up like rock steady and bebop.

She was like, all, I know that. You know.

She was like, all, I know that. You know.

Those are purple.

Those are purple.

You know those a decent lightning fearing man. Go ahead, enjoy yourself in the dark.

You know those a decent lightning fearing man. Go ahead, enjoy yourself in the dark.

But I just like, b I remember, I never bought into it, like I don't have foil, I don't have a fork. This is a plastic man with more plastic that is just colored to look like silver.

But I just like, b I remember, I never bought into it, like I don't have foil, I don't have a fork. This is a plastic man with more plastic that is just colored to look like silver.

You know what I'm saying.

You know what I'm saying.

I can't die. And I never heard no other parents say that. That was the first. It's actually interesting that Bory had heard that because I wasn't like at the other friend's house and they were like, man, you know what I'm saying. Mone was on that, Like, I never heard that before or from anybody else. But it's good to know that that it's not that unusual.

I can't die. And I never heard no other parents say that. That was the first. It's actually interesting that Bory had heard that because I wasn't like at the other friend's house and they were like, man, you know what I'm saying. Mone was on that, Like, I never heard that before or from anybody else. But it's good to know that that it's not that unusual.

I've heard it just with metal in general, silver and specific. I had just heard it in metal, don't be fucking around. Oh got it, Yeah, lightning outside.

I've heard it just with metal in general, silver and specific. I had just heard it in metal, don't be fucking around. Oh got it, Yeah, lightning outside.

I think that's what I had heard as well, is like, you can't like be running around with forks when you when it's lightning outside.

I think that's what I had heard as well, is like, you can't like be running around with forks when you when it's lightning outside.

Because to be completely honest, I don't have any silver in the house now, I'm thirty six years old, Like I don't.

Because to be completely honest, I don't have any silver in the house now, I'm thirty six years old, Like I don't.

Have We got to get you some silver.

Have We got to get you some silver.

Oh, you're not so much silverer right now. You got so much silver, you.

Oh, you're not so much silverer right now. You got so much silver, you.

Got somebody you gotta have silver.

Got somebody you gotta have silver.

In your house.

In your house.

You I don't believe you.

You I don't believe you.

No, I don't have an ounce of silver exactly. Trust Yeah, you're going crazy, you're doing it.

No, I don't have an ounce of silver exactly. Trust Yeah, you're going crazy, you're doing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I had always heard metal, like avoid obviously metal objects holding metal during lightning scums. I had never heard silver specifically, and I certainly had never then spread that out to even silver appearing objects. Do you think that silver there was a specific reasoning for silver for your mom.

I had always heard metal, like avoid obviously metal objects holding metal during lightning scums. I had never heard silver specifically, and I certainly had never then spread that out to even silver appearing objects. Do you think that silver there was a specific reasoning for silver for your mom.

You know, it's funny that don't make sense. I feel like maybe through the grape vine somebody said metal when she just was like, silver's metal. I'm just gonna take the metal part out on the silver because I've never questioned that part until today. Metal. I would have believed her even and the thing I think it was messed with me is the toy was plastic. So I was just like, this doesn't make any sense. But you know, how do black parents learn anything? Right? Like, I'm the Internet's really interesting because I'm realizing, like there's this meme that goes vie everyone to the while. It's like if you had this cover you was black, and it's like a blanket I recognize, And I'm like, how did so many black Where was this manufactured? Like so, I feel like that information came through like that, like the way those cookies became tens for like so and like who makes Who's the first person that does that? Why do we black people so many of us have that shared experience that you know, there's no cookies in the cookie team, but there's like soeing equipment or whatever. But I think it was one of those things, Like I don't know how this information got around, but.

You know, it's funny that don't make sense. I feel like maybe through the grape vine somebody said metal when she just was like, silver's metal. I'm just gonna take the metal part out on the silver because I've never questioned that part until today. Metal. I would have believed her even and the thing I think it was messed with me is the toy was plastic. So I was just like, this doesn't make any sense. But you know, how do black parents learn anything? Right? Like, I'm the Internet's really interesting because I'm realizing, like there's this meme that goes vie everyone to the while. It's like if you had this cover you was black, and it's like a blanket I recognize, And I'm like, how did so many black Where was this manufactured? Like so, I feel like that information came through like that, like the way those cookies became tens for like so and like who makes Who's the first person that does that? Why do we black people so many of us have that shared experience that you know, there's no cookies in the cookie team, but there's like soeing equipment or whatever. But I think it was one of those things, Like I don't know how this information got around, but.

It does speak to the fact that, like to some extent, the black community that we refer to did exist in a much more active way when we were kids and obviously when our parents were kids and all of that shit, in part because they were all learning from the same six like templates of people where it's like everybody just learned the same six things, so we are in fact a community, and now the Internet sort of disrupts the ability for that to even be true anything, you know what I mean?

It does speak to the fact that, like to some extent, the black community that we refer to did exist in a much more active way when we were kids and obviously when our parents were kids and all of that shit, in part because they were all learning from the same six like templates of people where it's like everybody just learned the same six things, so we are in fact a community, and now the Internet sort of disrupts the ability for that to even be true anything, you know what I mean?

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, for sure.

I feel like a lot of my life I've got, I've taken so much word is back from just like a dude sitting on the hood of a car.

I feel like a lot of my life I've got, I've taken so much word is back from just like a dude sitting on the hood of a car.

Yeah, it has a car.

Yeah, it has a car.

I guess the confidence is key man man.

I guess the confidence is key man man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I remember my mom once told me that, uh, that Aretha Franklin's son had run off with what his name, that he was the army dude in fucking different world. And I can't remember his fucking name now, but he's a very fantastic actor.

I remember my mom once told me that, uh, that Aretha Franklin's son had run off with what his name, that he was the army dude in fucking different world. And I can't remember his fucking name now, but he's a very fantastic actor.

Louis James.

Louis James.

Yeah, yes, mister.

Yeah, yes, mister.

Goddamn, I'm gonna be dude.

Goddamn, I'm gonna be dude.

Yeah, he was in Fargo season five. Glenn Turman, Yes, Glynn Turman. My mom told me for years that Glenn Turman had had like a secret affair with Aretha franklin son. They had run off together, and and that was why her and Glenn Turman didn't make it and all this ship and I've never even looked up to verify if there's any truth to that, and I've never heard anyone else make that claim.

Yeah, he was in Fargo season five. Glenn Turman, Yes, Glynn Turman. My mom told me for years that Glenn Turman had had like a secret affair with Aretha franklin son. They had run off together, and and that was why her and Glenn Turman didn't make it and all this ship and I've never even looked up to verify if there's any truth to that, and I've never heard anyone else make that claim.

It was just my mom saying it, did you come home?

It was just my mom saying it, did you come home?

We believed everybody was related. We were one of those like take Ali was for sure, Mouhammed Ali's daughter. What I quoted that too recently?

We believed everybody was related. We were one of those like take Ali was for sure, Mouhammed Ali's daughter. What I quoted that too recently?

Yeah, And they look it up and you're like, oh, no, I don't think so.

Yeah, And they look it up and you're like, oh, no, I don't think so.

I think it's because I was like, well, there's not that many famous black people.

I think it's because I was like, well, there's not that many famous black people.

They must be relating.

They must be relating.

Half down the line. I got to connect someone at some point. There's a lot of Smith's, a lot of Jackson. Is that crazy?

Half down the line. I got to connect someone at some point. There's a lot of Smith's, a lot of Jackson. Is that crazy?

Oh my god?

Oh my god?

So so your mom says this to you, You agree to disagree, but you put down the shredder. Have you carried any of this onward in your life? Have you since been like weirdly superstitious or nervous around silver objects in a lightning storm despite what you know logically to be untrue inside of this.

So so your mom says this to you, You agree to disagree, but you put down the shredder. Have you carried any of this onward in your life? Have you since been like weirdly superstitious or nervous around silver objects in a lightning storm despite what you know logically to be untrue inside of this.

No, absolutely not.

No, absolutely not.

I think, as hard as it is to admit, I didn't believe my mom. I just could not defy her. And I think those are two separate things. Oh, in my mind, I was just like, this is just not true. But you know, small black children didn't really have a voice. Growing up the way we we did, we really couldn't question our parents. But I remember being like, this is just not true. And if she weren't here, I would be playing with this, and if I got struck by lightning, I would have been really surprised like that.

I think, as hard as it is to admit, I didn't believe my mom. I just could not defy her. And I think those are two separate things. Oh, in my mind, I was just like, this is just not true. But you know, small black children didn't really have a voice. Growing up the way we we did, we really couldn't question our parents. But I remember being like, this is just not true. And if she weren't here, I would be playing with this, and if I got struck by lightning, I would have been really surprised like that.

It's crazy. Let me tell you, as.

It's crazy. Let me tell you, as.

Far as my family, large black men don't have much of a voice. I'm still not pushing the line on things. She says, Really, she's listening, she had a heart, she's from a different country.

Far as my family, large black men don't have much of a voice. I'm still not pushing the line on things. She says, Really, she's listening, she had a heart, she's from a different country.

I just, yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's maybe they are sneaky. I don't.

I just, yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's maybe they are sneaky. I don't.

Oh my god, my mom just tried to FaceTime me. That's you fucked up on it, bro on it.

Oh my god, my mom just tried to FaceTime me. That's you fucked up on it, bro on it.

Baby girl figured out how to get a feed and she's she's listening to her exactly what you said.

Baby girl figured out how to get a feed and she's she's listening to her exactly what you said.

Yeah, she's listening. I'll call you back on I'm sorry.

Yeah, she's listening. I'll call you back on I'm sorry.

I have a question for you guys, yes, specifically to this because this because this one is big for me.

I have a question for you guys, yes, specifically to this because this because this one is big for me.

How afraid of electricity were you as a child? Though?

How afraid of electricity were you as a child? Though?

Oh man, I have a funny story about this that I haven't thought about in a long time. I was a bright kid, but also not the brightest at all. So upon learning about conducting electricity and metal and stuff and how you shouldn't put forks in sockets, I went home immediately one day and was like, nah, ain't no way. And I promise y'all, as God is my witness, this happened for real. Oh no, went home for school that day. Take a fork, mediate sock, go to my room, close hers socket.

Oh man, I have a funny story about this that I haven't thought about in a long time. I was a bright kid, but also not the brightest at all. So upon learning about conducting electricity and metal and stuff and how you shouldn't put forks in sockets, I went home immediately one day and was like, nah, ain't no way. And I promise y'all, as God is my witness, this happened for real. Oh no, went home for school that day. Take a fork, mediate sock, go to my room, close hers socket.

That.

That.

I love that. First of all, I love that you needed privacy for.

I love that. First of all, I love that you needed privacy for.

The he turned the lights down, candle, put that little rolls on that they were talking about earlier.

The he turned the lights down, candle, put that little rolls on that they were talking about earlier.

And now it's forking socket time.

And now it's forking socket time.

Com please.

Com please.

You'll never find a fork like.

You'll never find a fork like.

So yeah, close the door, take this fork immediately, go to the socket and no, no, no condom, no foreplay jam it in on the socket, right, and I promise you. I saw a bubble like I got shocked immediately, and I saw what felt like a bubble the size of like you remember those little like twenty five things you buy a toy, you take them, so probably like half of that.

So yeah, close the door, take this fork immediately, go to the socket and no, no, no condom, no foreplay jam it in on the socket, right, and I promise you. I saw a bubble like I got shocked immediately, and I saw what felt like a bubble the size of like you remember those little like twenty five things you buy a toy, you take them, so probably like half of that.

Bubble go up my forearm. Oh no, all the way up here.

Bubble go up my forearm. Oh no, all the way up here.

Immediately I knew I was a superhero. I he said that. I was like, oh my god, this is my because you know, we watching X Men and Spider Man, they all have that like event. And I spent the rest of the day trying to, like, you know, kind of like a Toby Maguire Spider Man like. I was like, how do I get the electricity? I don't realize I nearly probably killed myself.

Immediately I knew I was a superhero. I he said that. I was like, oh my god, this is my because you know, we watching X Men and Spider Man, they all have that like event. And I spent the rest of the day trying to, like, you know, kind of like a Toby Maguire Spider Man like. I was like, how do I get the electricity? I don't realize I nearly probably killed myself.

I am like, you're like, no, I know it's in me. I just know how to.

I am like, you're like, no, I know it's in me. I just know how to.

Active figured out how to activate this electric like I should be flying, the electron should be flowing through me. I'm a science experiment now, my hero or villain, it depends. I don't know, it's too early to tell. The first thing I gotta do is get these powers under control. Spent like the whole afternoon doing that, and initially I just was like, man, I'm kind of hungry, and I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and never revisited that moment.

Active figured out how to activate this electric like I should be flying, the electron should be flowing through me. I'm a science experiment now, my hero or villain, it depends. I don't know, it's too early to tell. The first thing I gotta do is get these powers under control. Spent like the whole afternoon doing that, and initially I just was like, man, I'm kind of hungry, and I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and never revisited that moment.

First of all, I'm sorry that that happened to you. I was hopeful too. I was hopeful that that story ended with you having electric powers.

First of all, I'm sorry that that happened to you. I was hopeful too. I was hopeful that that story ended with you having electric powers.

No, it feels like an origin story for sure.

No, it feels like an origin story for sure.

Yeah, I was right there, man, the Spider bit me.

Yeah, I was right there, man, the Spider bit me.

I fell into the vat of science liquid and I just no powers.

I fell into the vat of science liquid and I just no powers.

Man.

Man.

Yeah you did all right, though it's you did alright for yourself. I too as a child, I wasn't as afraid of it as much as I wanted to be able to access some powers. And so many of like great superheroes tend to come from like weird accidents like that. Yeah, Like the Flash was my favorite growing up, Like I wanted to be the Yeah. I was like, I'm a run fast and so there would be times I wasn't brave enough to stick a fork in a socket. But there were times, and I remember this specifically, where like we moved to this neighborhood called Bellwood, which is like outside of Chicago. It's like a more black neighborhood than I was living in at the previous to that, and I would go outside and race cars. Like I would sit like in front of my house and wait till cars were passing, and then I would just run full speed next to cars, being like, yeah, I'm a fucking beat this car. And then at one point it was like a weird hour of the day where I'm racing a car and a dude yelled out, the fuck are you doing it? I was like, I can't I guess I ain't got no powers, and I don't think I'm a race cars no more.

Yeah you did all right, though it's you did alright for yourself. I too as a child, I wasn't as afraid of it as much as I wanted to be able to access some powers. And so many of like great superheroes tend to come from like weird accidents like that. Yeah, Like the Flash was my favorite growing up, Like I wanted to be the Yeah. I was like, I'm a run fast and so there would be times I wasn't brave enough to stick a fork in a socket. But there were times, and I remember this specifically, where like we moved to this neighborhood called Bellwood, which is like outside of Chicago. It's like a more black neighborhood than I was living in at the previous to that, and I would go outside and race cars. Like I would sit like in front of my house and wait till cars were passing, and then I would just run full speed next to cars, being like, yeah, I'm a fucking beat this car. And then at one point it was like a weird hour of the day where I'm racing a car and a dude yelled out, the fuck are you doing it? I was like, I can't I guess I ain't got no powers, and I don't think I'm a race cars no more.

Cuz I took was one random outburst for you to stop your dream.

Cuz I took was one random outburst for you to stop your dream.

I was like, this ain't superpowers. This is this is accountability, and I'm meeting it.

I was like, this ain't superpowers. This is this is accountability, and I'm meeting it.

I was afraid. I didn't think I could get a superpowers. But I have a very specific reason. I was afraid of electricity. I was a big latch key kid, right, and if you were a latchkey kid, it was don't cook, was like the big thing, right, do not cook. Don't fucking cook. So mom was gone, I cook immediately because we didn't have anything good in the house. Because after school we didn't have anything good. I was like, I'm gonna make a tuna fish sandwich. But I was like, let me church this up a bit. You know, it's you know, it's better than a tuna's fish sandwich, A hot tune of melt right, So.

I was afraid. I didn't think I could get a superpowers. But I have a very specific reason. I was afraid of electricity. I was a big latch key kid, right, and if you were a latchkey kid, it was don't cook, was like the big thing, right, do not cook. Don't fucking cook. So mom was gone, I cook immediately because we didn't have anything good in the house. Because after school we didn't have anything good. I was like, I'm gonna make a tuna fish sandwich. But I was like, let me church this up a bit. You know, it's you know, it's better than a tuna's fish sandwich, A hot tune of melt right, So.

I'm saying I'm saying it turned out smart.

I'm saying I'm saying it turned out smart.

So I fucking I took the can off, I drained the juice, and then I was like, I'll just throw the can in the microwave. Oh no, Like, I just throw the can in the microwave to heat it up right, Oh god no, And I put it in there and I'm sitting because I'm I could have been more than eight or nine. I'm sitting about three inches away from that bitch. And there was like four seconds and maybe there was like a lightning bolt that went from the top of the can to the side of the can and it was like oh bright, and it hurt my eyes and I backed up. And ever since then, I've been so afraid of like I fucking because I thought the whole house is going to bring down. And ever she said, I've been so afraid of electricity.

So I fucking I took the can off, I drained the juice, and then I was like, I'll just throw the can in the microwave. Oh no, Like, I just throw the can in the microwave to heat it up right, Oh god no, And I put it in there and I'm sitting because I'm I could have been more than eight or nine. I'm sitting about three inches away from that bitch. And there was like four seconds and maybe there was like a lightning bolt that went from the top of the can to the side of the can and it was like oh bright, and it hurt my eyes and I backed up. And ever since then, I've been so afraid of like I fucking because I thought the whole house is going to bring down. And ever she said, I've been so afraid of electricity.

I've even say, you be afraid of tuna.

I've even say, you be afraid of tuna.

Like you know what, man, I've been nowhere near tuna ever since. Get that album away from me.

Like you know what, man, I've been nowhere near tuna ever since. Get that album away from me.

If anything, I doubled down.

If anything, I doubled down.

Anything that day or were you know, I just.

Anything that day or were you know, I just.

Pulled it out and made it a cold tunis Oh man.

Pulled it out and made it a cold tunis Oh man.

Not deter You're like, Okay, that's out.

Not deter You're like, Okay, that's out.

I'm just going yeah, you ate that radiated tuna. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

I'm just going yeah, you ate that radiated tuna. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

It wasn't like we had a bunch to just like throw around, you know what I mean, I already had a plan.

It wasn't like we had a bunch to just like throw around, you know what I mean, I already had a plan.

You took a big swing. You could you could just skip it.

You took a big swing. You could you could just skip it.

Hilarious, man, man, I remember how I scared the ship out of me.

Hilarious, man, man, I remember how I scared the ship out of me.

That's great.

That's great.

So you didn't get the lightning powers that you dreamt of. You don't believe necessarily that that your mom was correcting all of this. Where where do you stand now in all of this? What are you telling your children? Your father? What are you telling your children as it relates to lightning and experimentation with forks and sockets and whatnot?

So you didn't get the lightning powers that you dreamt of. You don't believe necessarily that that your mom was correcting all of this. Where where do you stand now in all of this? What are you telling your children? Your father? What are you telling your children as it relates to lightning and experimentation with forks and sockets and whatnot?

You know what? I shoot, My kids are seventeen and fifteen.

You know what? I shoot, My kids are seventeen and fifteen.

I realized I've never had a conversation with them about any of the safety of lightning period.

I realized I've never had a conversation with them about any of the safety of lightning period.

Man.

Man.

I think also because like my their generation didn't grow up outside as much as we did, so they're never like I can't even say they've ever been outdoors in a lightning storm, thunder lightning storm when they weren't like in a car or something. Yeah, so I never had to pass that along. It's so interesting how the thing about parenthood that really messes with my mind is like the money, but in addition to that, it's like, for better for worse, you really are responsible for somebody's worldview, like how they start off seeing the world then they either have to accept that change it. Like my mom was like, this is the thing about lightning, kids, you know what I'm saying. And I had to reject that. But at least she put us, you know, she puts something out there. And I feel like that's the wildest thing about parenthood is like, bro, I don't even know what's happening in the world.

I think also because like my their generation didn't grow up outside as much as we did, so they're never like I can't even say they've ever been outdoors in a lightning storm, thunder lightning storm when they weren't like in a car or something. Yeah, so I never had to pass that along. It's so interesting how the thing about parenthood that really messes with my mind is like the money, but in addition to that, it's like, for better for worse, you really are responsible for somebody's worldview, like how they start off seeing the world then they either have to accept that change it. Like my mom was like, this is the thing about lightning, kids, you know what I'm saying. And I had to reject that. But at least she put us, you know, she puts something out there. And I feel like that's the wildest thing about parenthood is like, bro, I don't even know what's happening in the world.

Dude, don't listen to me. I don't know.

Dude, don't listen to me. I don't know.

I don't even know how good I'm doing it as a parent. Just just I remember one time it was really funny. I messed with my kids about this. We had like a what does an animal sound?

I don't even know how good I'm doing it as a parent. Just just I remember one time it was really funny. I messed with my kids about this. We had like a what does an animal sound?

You know?

You know?

We were doing that like it was like a little picture boss. No, no, it was like a picture book.

We were doing that like it was like a little picture boss. No, no, it was like a picture book.

It was like cow ca.

It was like cow ca.

You're like teaching them and I would be like cow, the cow says, move right. And I remember getting to like giraffe and I was like, you know, the draft does it make a sound that we noticed? And I remember thinking, and I did this. I was like, I'm gonna make up a draft now, and I hope my kids go to school and fight to the nail because they're gonna believe me. So I was like, and the draft says, And I did that all the time. I made up like alligators, any animal that didn't have a sound.

You're like teaching them and I would be like cow, the cow says, move right. And I remember getting to like giraffe and I was like, you know, the draft does it make a sound that we noticed? And I remember thinking, and I did this. I was like, I'm gonna make up a draft now, and I hope my kids go to school and fight to the nail because they're gonna believe me. So I was like, and the draft says, And I did that all the time. I made up like alligators, any animal that didn't have a sound.

For sure.

For sure.

I was just like and the crocodile says. And I wanted them to just go to school or daycare and be like, no, man, my dad said, and he's right. He was running about cows. He was running about birds and ducks.

I was just like and the crocodile says. And I wanted them to just go to school or daycare and be like, no, man, my dad said, and he's right. He was running about cows. He was running about birds and ducks.

You know, say like, why would he lie tell me that it couldn't possibly be because of his insecurity? Isn't mean because he don't know nothing.

You know, say like, why would he lie tell me that it couldn't possibly be because of his insecurity? Isn't mean because he don't know nothing.

As one member of this panel who's not a father, I think you did the right thing. I believe I want him to not respect you. Think you don't know anything about nature. My dad doesn't even know what a giraffe sounds like. He's supposed to keep me safe in the world. You don't even know about a giraffe noise.

As one member of this panel who's not a father, I think you did the right thing. I believe I want him to not respect you. Think you don't know anything about nature. My dad doesn't even know what a giraffe sounds like. He's supposed to keep me safe in the world. You don't even know about a giraffe noise.

If you want to run my household, you better know what a giraffe.

If you want to run my household, you better know what a giraffe.

Better make it up, man, until we see one and we're proven otherwise. And I remember we went to the zoo one time and they were like, they're not doing the sound. I was like, man, they're maybe tired or something.

Better make it up, man, until we see one and we're proven otherwise. And I remember we went to the zoo one time and they were like, they're not doing the sound. I was like, man, they're maybe tired or something.

Oh'sick.

Oh'sick.

This is just a problem with zoos sedate the animals. They're not themselves here. We got to see the nature.

This is just a problem with zoos sedate the animals. They're not themselves here. We got to see the nature.

When we go to Africa, these are in captivity. Man, I don't even know this is true. But did y'all watch Blackfish, the documentary about World. Oh yeah, so you know, I went to see World all the time as a kid, and I remember that. I remember the dorsal finn thing specifically, it's like flapped over in SeaWorld and we were you know, the kids always asked and they will say, oh, you know, they made up something like, oh yeah, this happens a lot with these type of whales. And then in Blackfish they were like, that never happens. Ever, it only happened that SeaWorld, being like, oh my god, I just I believe these people because they work with the well, it never crossed my mind that they could be its bias and propaganda. It's big, big sea. World wants to frame little children's behind and like that's what parents like, Like somebody just says something and goes with it so confidently you try to question him.

When we go to Africa, these are in captivity. Man, I don't even know this is true. But did y'all watch Blackfish, the documentary about World. Oh yeah, so you know, I went to see World all the time as a kid, and I remember that. I remember the dorsal finn thing specifically, it's like flapped over in SeaWorld and we were you know, the kids always asked and they will say, oh, you know, they made up something like, oh yeah, this happens a lot with these type of whales. And then in Blackfish they were like, that never happens. Ever, it only happened that SeaWorld, being like, oh my god, I just I believe these people because they work with the well, it never crossed my mind that they could be its bias and propaganda. It's big, big sea. World wants to frame little children's behind and like that's what parents like, Like somebody just says something and goes with it so confidently you try to question him.

Listen, kids, his dorsal fin has flipped that way because he's having too much fun.

Listen, kids, his dorsal fin has flipped that way because he's having too much fun.

He's doubled over.

He's doubled over.

You ever had too many Skittles kids. That's what he feels like.

You ever had too many Skittles kids. That's what he feels like.

And we don't know enough to challenge them. Man, they have to know them and be with them all day.

And we don't know enough to challenge them. Man, they have to know them and be with them all day.

I mean they were beating this ship out the whales, honestly struggling to keep his fin up.

I mean they were beating this ship out the whales, honestly struggling to keep his fin up.

I'm not pro that, but they did a good job because SeaWorld was funny. Shit Broz to go manin the Dolphins showed SeaWorld is one of the top five experiences of my whole life.

I'm not pro that, but they did a good job because SeaWorld was funny. Shit Broz to go manin the Dolphins showed SeaWorld is one of the top five experiences of my whole life.

All right, guys, I shouldn't do this. I should not do this. We're already having a great time. I watched that documentary with my wife and I was like, if I never knew this, I would never know this. So we went to vacation in Florida, like I don't two years ago and they were like, we got tickets to Sea Worm, Man, we should go. And I was just like, yes, I'm not gonna rob my children. At least a chance to watch black Fish and know them. Lie. But they gotta see a well do you have to? Man, I'm sorry, see world is still open. The documentary didn't do enough damage.

All right, guys, I shouldn't do this. I should not do this. We're already having a great time. I watched that documentary with my wife and I was like, if I never knew this, I would never know this. So we went to vacation in Florida, like I don't two years ago and they were like, we got tickets to Sea Worm, Man, we should go. And I was just like, yes, I'm not gonna rob my children. At least a chance to watch black Fish and know them. Lie. But they gotta see a well do you have to? Man, I'm sorry, see world is still open. The documentary didn't do enough damage.

Man.

Man.

People were like, oh, that's crazy, but it's still doing well.

People were like, oh, that's crazy, but it's still doing well.

And you gotta know the steaks. You gotta know the steaks you got. Then you gotta choose. You have to know how much fun you had. But then you have to be like, all right, now, I choose because otherwise you never even got to have that fun.

And you gotta know the steaks. You gotta know the steaks you got. Then you gotta choose. You have to know how much fun you had. But then you have to be like, all right, now, I choose because otherwise you never even got to have that fun.

And that's probably my issue, is I've I've chosen not to do it. But it's only because I've never tried that sweet Sea World cocaine, you know what I mean, Like I've never sweet gotten a taste.

And that's probably my issue, is I've I've chosen not to do it. But it's only because I've never tried that sweet Sea World cocaine, you know what I mean, Like I've never sweet gotten a taste.

It's good.

It's good.

It seems like it's I feel so bad, but I'm like, man, man, it is cool. Though I'm sorry, man, there's we just gotta be honest with ourselves. Man, we are we are not perfect people. We're flawed individuals. And I let capitalism get the best of me. And I was all in for like years when I saw that. It was like years I didn't take my kids to see world. But you know, I was weak in that moment and I had We had the best time. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Maybe feel more guilty, like if it was terrible, I have been like, man, this is man, I shouldn't even but because it was so good, I was. I mean, the food was good, the rides.

It seems like it's I feel so bad, but I'm like, man, man, it is cool. Though I'm sorry, man, there's we just gotta be honest with ourselves. Man, we are we are not perfect people. We're flawed individuals. And I let capitalism get the best of me. And I was all in for like years when I saw that. It was like years I didn't take my kids to see world. But you know, I was weak in that moment and I had We had the best time. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Maybe feel more guilty, like if it was terrible, I have been like, man, this is man, I shouldn't even but because it was so good, I was. I mean, the food was good, the rides.

We watched, the show, we ate, well, it was. It was a hell of a time.

We watched, the show, we ate, well, it was. It was a hell of a time.

But listen, here's what I argue. It's that not the mark of a truly great father. You took the burden of that on you, and you internalized it. You didn't catch down generational blackfish trauma. You said, no, I'm gonna let these little kids enjoy it. I know the evil that works with them.

But listen, here's what I argue. It's that not the mark of a truly great father. You took the burden of that on you, and you internalized it. You didn't catch down generational blackfish trauma. You said, no, I'm gonna let these little kids enjoy it. I know the evil that works with them.

That's nice.

That's nice.

I'm a hero. Yeah, I don't think.

I'm a hero. Yeah, I don't think.

I don't think our listeners are going to agree. But that's.

I don't think our listeners are going to agree. But that's.

All right.

All right.

We have to take a break. We'll be back with more Kevil on stage and more. My mama told me.

We have to take a break. We'll be back with more Kevil on stage and more. My mama told me.

It was due to a feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and a stunk.

It was due to a feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and a stunk.

We are back with stage Michael Jackson. Of course it was Michael was a real clip. Of course it was a real clip.

We are back with stage Michael Jackson. Of course it was Michael was a real clip. Of course it was a real clip.

I've never heard that wasn't a or something already.

I've never heard that wasn't a or something already.

If I'm not mistaken, it was something relating to the Second Trial. I feel like it has something to do with with the Second Trial, because that was the that was the era. If we if I'm remembering correctly, where Michael Jackson had linked up with Johnny cochrane and they were sort of playing him heavy as a black artist being mistreated.

If I'm not mistaken, it was something relating to the Second Trial. I feel like it has something to do with with the Second Trial, because that was the that was the era. If we if I'm remembering correctly, where Michael Jackson had linked up with Johnny cochrane and they were sort of playing him heavy as a black artist being mistreated.

Uh.

Uh.

They did the same OJ ship where they're like, this is a racial issue, and I think it had something to do with people like abusing him or mistreating him and and like giving him a shitty booboo room.

They did the same OJ ship where they're like, this is a racial issue, and I think it had something to do with people like abusing him or mistreating him and and like giving him a shitty booboo room.

Or something like that. Play it one more time.

Or something like that. Play it one more time.

I was hoping you would say that, yeah.

I was hoping you would say that, yeah.

There was doo dooo feces thrown all over the walls, the floor of the ceiling in a stunk.

There was doo dooo feces thrown all over the walls, the floor of the ceiling in a stunk.

That I've never heard.

That I've never heard.

What I like.

What I like.

What I like most is that he says there was doo dooo feces as if they are some sort of conjunction, that it is a that to say one, you cannot say one without the other. It was due do feis.

What I like most is that he says there was doo dooo feces as if they are some sort of conjunction, that it is a that to say one, you cannot say one without the other. It was due do feis.

I mean, I think there's levels and we can all agree that sometimes you do these, sometimes you feces.

I mean, I think there's levels and we can all agree that sometimes you do these, sometimes you feces.

I feel like it's only used in medical terms. But it's so black that Michael Jackson says doodoo.

I feel like it's only used in medical terms. But it's so black that Michael Jackson says doodoo.

Like, hey, he's a black man.

Like, hey, he's a black man.

I imagine him not in character like man, there's doodoo everywhere and there man's going on Michael Jackson, Man, you'll got doodoo, you got feces over here? Come on, you sold eighty million albums? I do and fe You think Prince got dooty owners?

I imagine him not in character like man, there's doodoo everywhere and there man's going on Michael Jackson, Man, you'll got doodoo, you got feces over here? Come on, you sold eighty million albums? I do and fe You think Prince got dooty owners?

Wall on the fucking Beatles catalog? What is brong with y'all?

Wall on the fucking Beatles catalog? What is brong with y'all?

I got a monkey, nigga monkey, don't no doodle? He no better than don't do it at me. I wish brothers one. Don't doodle at me. I kill him dead. I don't you do like that?

I got a monkey, nigga monkey, don't no doodle? He no better than don't do it at me. I wish brothers one. Don't doodle at me. I kill him dead. I don't you do like that?

He ships in a toilet like an adult?

He ships in a toilet like an adult?

What a while? We were talking about Sea World earlier. What a wild time where we were just letting regular citizens' own exotic animals take them to award shows.

What a while? We were talking about Sea World earlier. What a wild time where we were just letting regular citizens' own exotic animals take them to award shows.

And it's such a dangerous practice because I grew up thinking like I thought that as a kid, I was like, yeah, I fucked around, I can get a monkey.

And it's such a dangerous practice because I grew up thinking like I thought that as a kid, I was like, yeah, I fucked around, I can get a monkey.

That was my dream.

That was my dream.

I was gonna get a monkey, Yeah, one hundred percent. I was going to get a spider monkey when I grew up.

I was gonna get a monkey, Yeah, one hundred percent. I was going to get a spider monkey when I grew up.

See this is fucked up.

See this is fucked up.

In hindsight, I think I wanted a chimp, which is the danger most one that kills you.

In hindsight, I think I wanted a chimp, which is the danger most one that kills you.

Yeah, yeah, I seen a chimp rip some dudes head. He ripped the scalp Off. You seen it, not in real life, it was it was on the internet. He was like, you know those places, but we're gonna pet the monkeys, and the monkey like grabbed his head and just rip fuck and it was like white meat.

Yeah, yeah, I seen a chimp rip some dudes head. He ripped the scalp Off. You seen it, not in real life, it was it was on the internet. He was like, you know those places, but we're gonna pet the monkeys, and the monkey like grabbed his head and just rip fuck and it was like white meat.

And I was like, I'm not doing that no more.

And I was like, I'm not doing that no more.

I used to want to go to Thailand and do that, and now I'm like, I'm unaware of monkey strength. And I've seen Planet of the Apes, but I ain't seen head to the white meat and one fell swoop.

I used to want to go to Thailand and do that, and now I'm like, I'm unaware of monkey strength. And I've seen Planet of the Apes, but I ain't seen head to the white meat and one fell swoop.

Yeah, And I mean because Plant of the Apes is more about their mental strength. Yeah, Physically that's a worthy opponent.

Yeah, And I mean because Plant of the Apes is more about their mental strength. Yeah, Physically that's a worthy opponent.

They're formidable in many ways.

They're formidable in many ways.

This is great. It's a good time perform It's like, can you imagine somebody hopping into this podcast at this moment in here? You know, physically they're a formative poet Jim bar anyway.

This is great. It's a good time perform It's like, can you imagine somebody hopping into this podcast at this moment in here? You know, physically they're a formative poet Jim bar anyway.

And then they get off and they're like, what is that podcast about? It like black conspiracy theories. I think it's black people in conspiracy theories, but sometimes they talk about strong ass monkeys.

And then they get off and they're like, what is that podcast about? It like black conspiracy theories. I think it's black people in conspiracy theories, but sometimes they talk about strong ass monkeys.

And Michael Jackson saying Dodo, man, it all makes sense if you heard the whole episode. You can't skip around you gotta from around.

And Michael Jackson saying Dodo, man, it all makes sense if you heard the whole episode. You can't skip around you gotta from around.

Enjoy the thing.

Enjoy the thing.

No, you gotta buckle, and we're not a dalliance.

No, you gotta buckle, and we're not a dalliance.

Yeah, keV, I did some research on your conspiracy theory that I would love to unpack with you. I went to the National Weather Service website to review some of the songs admits about lightning, and they do feel a lot of weird questions, including if crouching down or lying down in the center of a field during a storm will keep you safe. Uh, And I assure you all it does not. It in fact, just makes you dumb and looks silly. They said, lying down especially is dangerous because if lightning strikes nearby, the electric current that moves through the ground, it's just like has a better chance of spreading through your whole body.

Yeah, keV, I did some research on your conspiracy theory that I would love to unpack with you. I went to the National Weather Service website to review some of the songs admits about lightning, and they do feel a lot of weird questions, including if crouching down or lying down in the center of a field during a storm will keep you safe. Uh, And I assure you all it does not. It in fact, just makes you dumb and looks silly. They said, lying down especially is dangerous because if lightning strikes nearby, the electric current that moves through the ground, it's just like has a better chance of spreading through your whole body.

Oh that's dope, I have some more to be scared of.

Oh that's dope, I have some more to be scared of.

That's good, that's what.

That's good, that's what.

Yeah, So don't lie down.

Yeah, So don't lie down.

Thinking up that's a good question.

Thinking up that's a good question.

That is a good question.

That is a good question.

You're weighing like I'm jumping, so I'm closer to the lightning. But if it misses me and hits the ground, I'm not part of the conducted electricity.