Could Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react to new video evidence — straight from the horse’s mouth.

Could Dr. Umar&rsquo;s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react to new video evidence &mdash; straight from the horse&rsquo;s mouth.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)

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Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams may carry. Then, they listen to a voicemail about whether dinosaurs really went extinct...or simply evolved. Finally, they explore the veracity of Steve Harvey's hair during his early career.

Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams may carry. Then, they listen to a voicemail about whether dinosaurs really went extinct...or simply evolved. Finally, they explore the veracity of Steve Harvey's hair during his early career.

Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)

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We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart.  Langston and David take your pre-recorded calls to answer the most important questions of the day: Does being a good R&B singer make you a scumbag? Could killing your sex drive be a good thing? It's been a fun ride. Hang around to hear what's next.

We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart.&nbsp; Langston and David take your pre-recorded calls to answer the most important questions of the day: Does being a good R&amp;B singer make you a scumbag? Could killing your sex drive be a good thing? It's been a fun ride. Hang around to hear what's next.

All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)

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Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it's devastating. For some reason people love the music beat. This episode gets out of hand and might be our most controversial one yet.

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir &amp; Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it's devastating. For some reason people love the music beat. This episode gets out of hand and might be our most controversial one yet.
CALL US &amp; LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - <a href="https://www.cobbscomedy.com//EventDetail?tmeventid=G5vYZboKJL71B&amp;offerid=0">Cobb's Comedy Club</a>
DENVER, CO - 12/5 <a href="https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/">Cervantes' Masterpiece</a>
SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757">Laugh's Comedy Club</a>
PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - <a href="https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182">Helium Comedy Club</a>
Tickets can be purchased at <a href="https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod">My Momma Told Me's Linktree</a>
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

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Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)

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