Lil' Mommas and Gentiles A Like! We are re-releasing this episode of My Momma Told Me, predicting the current media circus around Diddy. We had such a great time with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams. Let's run it back - bye, b*tch!
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Is Diddy turning our hip-hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David discuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy.
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Yep, yep, yep, there it is there. It is okay. As you can tell, it's not Langston, it's not David, it's Olivia introing the episode. And we figured this week we will do a re release specifically around the most talked about person in the news at the moment. Yes, we're talking about Diddy p Diddy Puff Daddy, and we just wanted to re release this episode where basically Langston and David and our guests of that episode, Area Lady and Justin Williams from Fraudsters pretty much discussed what is being reported right now on news outlets about the scandal behind Diddy and his parties and the celebrity rumors and basically what this conspiracy theory got all for them talking about. You know, there's some pretty crazy rumors that are discussed throughout. Enjoy the episode. Email us at Mymama pod at gmail dot com. And also, I'm gonna plug you got to go to the start the Steel Tour. We are going to so many cities this fall that you will not want to miss Langston and David. They have book special guests, They're going to have some special games happening. You will not want to miss any of this tour, So go to the show Instagram page, follow and go to our link tree where we list all our cities. There again, enjoy the episode.
Bye bitch, would you let fabulous with that chip tooth?
Yes, it hurts a little.
He'll send you home with a with a jersey he doesn't wear anymore. Nice time you were.
You went home in a game gateboard in the back of an Uber romantic.
And the uber knows. The uber is like you cast right.
I know many girls I pick up on this corner, the old lady.
There's only one man with that bob coozy jersey and.
Carl shaking.
It doesn't chips and your kala bears racists, money, turny stuff.
I can't tell me. Come on and talk to me. Then this is welcome to another episode. O. My mama told.
Me the Fine gas when we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.
And we worked to prove that the term posterized was not invented by the NBA. It was in fact invented by the white CEOs at Big Milk in an effort to get what black people to drink more milk. Think about it, brother, posterized, pasteurized. I'm gonna get a glass of the Devil's juice. It works perfect, but it did not work on us.
I am David, I'm like stink Herman, and I'm following. I'm listening. It's it's you're saying that this is this is just that the small tweaking language to make us comfortable with what Big Milk wants us to do.
They were like, we put it in the basketball, they'll never have a chance. Fuck, they knew it and it didn't work.
No, it didn't get us. I think too many black people are lactose, intolerant and proud of it, you know what I mean. Like, if there was no screen.
If there was no such thing as breakfast cereal, we wouldn't know what milk is.
Yeah, that's sure. Breakfast Cereal and mac and Cheese are the only things keeping us connected to milk at this point.
And I think Mac and cheese, the cheese is doing the heavy lifting for sure.
I think there's a pretty deep connection between cheese and milk. Though I think they're I think they're still.
Sort of doing that, but they're not the same.
I got you, I got you. Well, Well, I wonder what our guests think of this conspiracy. I'm not sure that they're obligated to have a thought on this. I think they're welcome to offer thoughts or not. But we're very excited to have them. They they are the host two of the hosts. We couldn't invite the third and you'll know why. Uh. They are two of the hosts of the Fraud Strips podcast on the Last Podcast Network. They are hilarious, so funny, comedians, talented. You'll love them. Please give it up for Old Lady and Justin Williams. Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Thank you, Oh good, good, thank you so much having the show.
We're pleased this punch to have you here. I'm gonna bring that back. That's gonna be a black people phrase. Now you know.
You can steal.
Yeah, we're gonna steal one, niggas. Please this punch now.
Because sometimes I am whyan uh huh.
In it?
I don't know.
Well, we're happy to have you here. And more importantly, you came. I think you came spicy. I would I would dare say you all showed up. Yeah, you you really showed up with some some edgy ship here that that I think. I'm I'm very excited to dig into it, and I can't wait to hear your thoughts. You said, my mama told me Diddy is turning down heroes into six slaves. Why are you good, you uggy? Please tell us everything?
Justin? Please?
Yeah, Justin really came up with us. So he's the brain child behind this operation.
Justin?
Why don't you tell us?
So?
I don't know whether everybody's algorithm is showing them what like it keeps showing me. But for like the last like four years, I've been getting like weird stuff, Like one was that Dave Chappelle was a clone. It's like it's like black Internet that Dave Chappelle was actually cloning in Africa. And then the other one I've been consistently getting is that Diddy is like part of the Illuminati and his whole thing is he performed sex rituals on rappers in exchange for like their souls.
Can I ask you a specific question then? Because this popped up into my YouTube algorithm, I want to find it and see if it's still there. It's a video that's clearly a bunch of photoshops of Diddy kissing rappers, and it's like like clearly photoshop and it just says like the strange world of Diddy or something. I'm afraid to click on it.
I think if the FBI I get you via Diddy kissing rappers video you was meant to get got you know what I mean?
Algorithm is so crazy, like what's what's the Diddy kissing other rappers?
Click?
What is that going to do? What's going to change? Your algorithm.
Changes it changes it. Yeah, it goes into the deepest, blackest, craziest.
Conspiracy because you all know it only takes one time. You click one time just because you've heard of Andrew Taate and then you shi it's not un fucked forever.
Yeah.
Yeah, now you're never gonna You're never gonna see Peppa Pig again. Yeah that's that's I like that.
Yeah funny.
Actually, Yeah, The very Weird as it.
Four hundred twenty nine views in the month.
Wow, Yeah, most of them are mad.
The very weird world of Dity.
The very weird world of Ditty.
I love that.
I love the title. I love everything about it because it's it's probably a super homophobic person who one, but they're aware enough to know that, Like they can't be like this Nigga Diddy is gross. They have to be like they have to be like he's being weird.
Yell, that's the word ritual. Yeah, it's never like did he likes to party and sometimes like a guy always like it's like some kind of eyes wide shut thing that they're like inferring.
I mean, if you do it that many times, though, it does become a ritual. Sure, I argue that a ritual is just the thing because it's repeated time after time. Yeah.
I stretch every day and that's sort of ritualistic.
You know, you stretch every day.
In most days.
That's ry.
Yeah, but I can't touch my toes, so.
It ain't working.
I'm not getting better.
I would have thought you were a total toucher from way back.
Well, I don't like the way you said that.
David said, you're being weird, Like I thought that he seems mobile.
Weird for that phrasing at all, like that, and maybe that's something I got to unpacking me.
You know, that's what it is. You feel upset about you stretching.
Everything, But on the video, then click on the video if.
You're with it, you mean the video I posted.
Yeah, I.
Pretty proud of the numbers. So so justin this is this is something that you've been tracking in your sort of YouTube of it all? How much of it are you bought into? Do you read this and then go hell yeah I believe? Or are you anti diddy all of it?
Now? Well?
So I was like, I want to see the explanation because the videos are extremely long. Some of them are like thirty eight minutes. Yeah, and I'm like, I want to see the case that gets built in this thirty eight minute. A lot of it is just clips of other people's like lad TV things and being like I was at a party at Ditty's house and then it cuts like right there, and then it'd be like and then other people said, and the it's like and the party went and then it cuts and then and then they're like and then Shine said, you know, did he like to smoke blunts? And then it cuts and then so he's partying late with Shine and smoking blunts. Why does Shine have to go to the Israel? What did he see?
Right?
Yeah?
Yeah, and then it leaves the rest to kind of program.
Why does did he not have a bedtime? Other questions? Yeah, Ariel, where do you fall in all of this. Are you Are you a believer in the ritualistic sex of it all? Or are you are you not?
Why can't we just be gay without calling it a ritual?
You know what I mean?
I think this is just on the lgbt qya specstrum. He's a little a little queer and that's okay, and we love that for you. And it doesn't have to be a thirty eight minute YouTube video to talk about it.
That's fair. But Bory, are you are you feeling similar? Are you like, no, this this nigga's doing the Devil's work?
No, I don't think there it's the devil. I think that did he? Yeah, I think he's like, uh, you know that you know that book The Sun also Risis.
I I know the title.
It's just about all these like people are all drunk all the time after the World War One, like they just didn't know what to do and they're like just wasted all the time and their debaucher's and there. I think that's Diddy. I think he just goes around getting wasted and I think he fucks everybody. I don't think it's even like, I don't think it's.
Crazy transcends queerness.
I think he's I think he's debaucherous. Like I think he just has like a lot of weird sex and like parties and stuff like that.
Yeah, I I've long believed and I think Diddy is maybe the most like perfect example of the ship of a nigga that got too much pussy and then just needed to go do other stuff where he's like, I fucked every woman in every way possible, and so to be with another gorgeous woman would not satiate any needs. It wouldn't get me hard no more. I need to be able to like be inside of something different, exotic, whatever, something inside of you exotic.
Yeah, I love what you guys think. Dicks are exotic for.
All. That's I'm saying comparatively.
They're they're pretty exotic for me. I there there's sort of a rare find. You remember Amazon Trail where you would you would ride the Amazon and sort of look for those those rare birds. It's a rare bird for me.
Yeah, that's would you do it?
Fort Like based on the context of hip hop, could you do something that was so gay that it was street credibility? Like what if I like, what if I fuck fab believe?
I think I was, but that's that's what work.
Wrapped about it.
Fabulous and just like that would be amazing.
I think that would be amazing.
I think it would be cool to see you start the Brooklyn Riots.
Bro' you're the hardest rapper in the game. If you can definitively say you fucked fabulous and then jerked off fifty cent, Come on, man.
I think jerking our fifty cent would be a much worse experience. Oh he's gonna he's going to be real sassy about it, and.
He's gonna look at you, and it's gonna be in a car.
Also, he's upside down for some reason.
What are you doing?
But I feel like he would like admit it. He would be like, yeah, I did that.
You would tell us fabulous, would not tell us us has too many women to hit to keep us updated on who's on the case.
But also if some if one of those guys was going to make love to you, it would be fabulous.
Yeah that's true, that's true.
That's true.
He had a lot of he was sort of like the sexy rapper for a long time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I think I think I think with fifty it would be it would be very patriarchal sex. It would be based in domination. Yeah that's not great.
Yeah, fifty fifty feels like in order to it would have to be a conquest with fifty in a way that I know is not correct to say, but that feels like the only way you get fifty to participate.
I also feel like it'd be boring. It'd be very vanilla, for sure. I don't do any weird shit.
You don't think, No, I don't.
I think he is a I think he is a side. He's a mathematician, not an artist, you know what I mean. I don't think he exists in like the really soft interesting parts of what that could be. I think he's a technician, right, you think he gets a job done. But yeah, I think that would be engineered for sure.
Sure, that's what I mean. Like it would be very vanilla. Then that would be engineered and it would be over.
Yeah yeah yeah. And So in that way, are we saying we wouldn't fuck fifty cent or are we saying that that we would still smash We just don't expect romance out of this.
I would still fuck fifty cent credibility, thank you so much. But what I expect the romance to be there when I expect him to be going above and beyond.
Absolutely not.
Oh yeah, I don't think you could expect him to go down below either. Yeah.
No, that's not his vibe, not his vibe at all.
I think fifty.
I think I've never once pictured fifty and pussy, and I pictured a lot of people eating pussy.
And fifty I'm pictured. I've pictured fifty A lot of scenarios.
Always upside down for whatever reason.
Yeah, you know, I think almost exclusively eats pussy. Is Germaine dupri I think yes, Oh yeah, I think Germaine knows a pussy fronting back with his man mouth.
You know, that's true.
I think that if you're under six foot you regularly that's true.
That's I've I've tested this theory, and it is true. I believe it's true as a tall woman that's gotten with short man. It's true.
Under six ft isn't short. It's a national average as.
A woman whatever, whatever, I give you all a chance.
Yeah, yeah, but to be fair, we are we are. Yeah.
So it sounds like across the board we all believe in Diddy's queerness if nothing else. Oh yeah, we are all subscribers to the possibility that Diddy is in fact queer, and and do we think that his our reflection on us us acknowledging it is a reflection of his openness about it or is this just a best kept secret that is no longer kept if that makes sense?
Is that isn't that kept? I feel like it's not. I think always talking about it.
Yeah, that's what makes it so like weird ritual. Like, that's what makes it that because there's no acknowledgment of it, and it's like a secret. So we're just kind of like, what's going on back there?
Just butt stuff? It's really nothing.
Yes, you know, I do think that that that for me has been one of the bigger challenges of getting older, where like as a kid, I well, no, yeah, you know how anti butt stuff I am.
Uh, I don't know where you are are.
Personally, I've never I've never done but stuff. But but I'm not anti. I don't think I sit in a space where I'm like, hey, don't don't nobody do that. I'm like, yeah, whatever, I don't. Yeah, I'm they're not for me. But yeah, I'm a coward.
I know that.
But but those of you that are braver than me, I'm happy for you.
Oh you coward.
Yeah, I'm a butt cowardy, is what I'm saying.
It's a weird book coward world of Leangston Currents.
I like that because the video is still implying I'm gay. It's just, uh, it's just that i won't do it in the butt because I'm a coward.
That means your top.
Yeah, I'm the top.
They found a way, they found a way around it that that video is still forty minutes.
But yeah, I think what I what, what has sort of been an evolution as I've gotten older, is that, like all the dirty, nasty secrets of Hollywood is just homosexuality and not like these these erotic sexual positions. I could never imagine. It's just men fucking men, and nobody really wanting to have an honest conversation about why that is. Other than you know, a secret.
Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot more boring.
Yeah, and not acknowledging like the social class like you said length and it's like what it's like to have like five hundred million dollars. Yeah, it's like you if you live in like Caligula you're gonna have some Roman Empire type stuff because that's the only way you can entertain yourself. It's like like what he's gonna do missionary with Like it's like it's like side ships for like models.
Yeah, what Leonardo DiCaprio does. They say, he does it like he just puts on headphones and she lays there and then he just comes in the room. Does it? And you never heard about who? Yeah, they say that's what he does. It's like you go up to the room and you're laying there and he comes in with headphones and just like and then he's out. I mean, I think it's more than one.
Yeah, my boy, My boy takes a while. That's why he puts the headphone.
So, yeah, got to concentrate.
He's got to make question is what's he listening to?
And he's got to make it through the entire week of the Daily that he hasn't caught up on a.
Whole episode of The Joe Rogan.
I was thinking, you're listening to motivational phrases and stuff.
Come on.
Yeah, the reponent was great.
He did a lot of great work.
He just says more so.
I guess the final question and we have to go to break. The final question is with this this sort of being a knowledge that did he is in fact probably queer and he is probably having sex with these these people, do you then expect that it is our responsibility to continue to talk about this or is this something that we should just let fall to the wayside and be like go crazy? Who cares?
But they don't say he's a predator. It's always like the stories is always you're having the most fun at your life, and it's like it's like six am, and then they're like and then I chose to go home. Yeah, And I'm like, okay, that sounds good. You had a great party than the part that you weren't there for then you broke out. Might try to keep you there. Nobody drugged you or anything, but if there is predatory behavior, that's something different. But like, yeah, everybody's just talking about I wasn't down with that and I left, and I'm like, well.
Let's part Yeah, nobody's saying that, uh that that fabulous was chained up in his basement. It truly was just like I partied for a really long time, things got weird and I decided to go elsewhere.
It was just now most parties in Yeah, yeah, you just weird. Yeah you're just like, Oh, no, I don't. I don't do that after midnight. Yeah, I'm a good dude, but I don't like to eat that.
Oh y'all are lighting another blunt and yeah, I'm a I think I'm good man.
I got it.
Yeah, I did get it right before you leave. Yeah, you're asking if we should still talk about it. I think that we should talk about it in barbershops, and I think you guys can.
Do it, bring it up. Oh you've already started. Okay, Okay, that's my bad.
Yeah, I don't know that I've been in a barbershop where Diddy being gay hasn't been a conversation.
Yeah.
If I go to a barbershop and they're not talking about Diddy being gay, I think I'm gonna get a bad haircut. I think that's gonna be kind of ship cut.
If they're not talking about it, I'll bring it up.
But we all agree Diddy gay, right, Okay, no.
Shadow fade, but also.
Even super cuts. Just talking about it.
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We are back checking, not wrecking, getting into this ditty conspiracy. I do want to say this is I believe. I do believe this one.
You believe. Okay, let's make sure we're unpacking which parts specifically because we agree on the queerness. You believe in the alumini, the element of it, you believe in that part.
Oh no, I believe that the whole heart is something different to you.
I guess, yeah, I guess. We were talking so much about the Diddy quickness of it, I forgot that there was the whole other.
The argument is that that the there is a sort of Illuminati chokehold that he's creating through this queer sex.
Well, I just get here's what I think about the illuminati part. I just get sick of like, bro, nobody's signing you because you're bad at rapping. It's not because you don't want to jerk off Diddy, like shut up that whole like, oh no, no, no, no, they're just better and you're kind of bad at rapping. Yeah, it sucks that you quit selling drugs to start rapping and that you're bad at it, but that's what happened. There's no like industry not let you in because you don't wanna You don't wanna kiss Germaine Dupris. Yeah, you going off.
You just don't got the it factor. And and I'm sorry that you had to just wait until you were thirty eight to discover that. But but you ain't got it baby.
But it was kiss.
Maybe maybe a kiss or too could have gotten you a record.
If you're not good a little kiss.
What I'm seen of show business. There's tons of dudes who did do that and it still didn't. They got a three quarters summer. They got a three quarters hit like I hit for three quarters of a summer. Ye, that was it. You still can't even like nobody just straight up fucked.
You would have had nothing at all. So why not suck a little dick, a little airplay for the summer.
Yeah, I guess if you want to keep doing you know, you could do county fairs for the rest of your life. It's not a bad life.
It's that or nothing.
Let's talk about it, all right. Well, I did a little bit of research on your conspiracy.
I'm so curious that you had const.
Well, Frankly, frankly, you guys knew exactly where I was going with this. It was the only place worth going to, which is YouTube, to talk about this. And I found a video called Diddy Exposed exposed us all Caps for manipulating his artists to get sex with men. There's a it's a near ten minute video talking about Diddy's sort of seductive and or manipulative behavior. And while it's centers on Diddy and I'm curious to hear your thoughts on this. While the video centers on Ditty, the first half of it actually focuses on record producer Clive Davis. Clive Davis is supposedly the the source that leads Ditty into this life of sexual exploitation and manipulation in general, or just the with men part, specifically with men. It seems I think Diddy knew how to fuck fuck bitches before this, and then Clive comes in and Clive, it's worth noting, is a super producer, whatever, executive guy, but he ends up coming out as bisexual very late in life. He has two marriages to two women, has children with them, and then ultimately comes out later as like a dude who's down to fuck other dudes, and he did. He and Clive Davis have maintained a very tight relationship over the years. Specifically, or rather, they party a lot together, despite the fact that Clive Davis is ninety one and did he is fifty three, So I don't look I don't party with my name.
You need a house mother.
Clive Davis is the house mother.
I love it.
It's also it's also super convenient that Clive Davis is Jewish. Yeah, so it's like, let's find a way.
We should have opened with that.
Yeah, yeah, did He couldn't have fucked him without a Jew tricking him.
I want to note that Langston said that, not me, Yeah, but.
David believed it, and I speak for both. Yes, So essentially Clive Davis and And this is the part that I think becomes especially edgy inside of this because Jaguar Wright former artists. I guess now just a lady who'll be telling everybody's business. Jaguar Wright apparently has been extremely outspoken about Clive davis Is tendency for specifically using his black female artists in order to seduce their black boyfriends and husbands, and specifically at a party, Jaguar Wright claims that Clive Davis tried to fuck her husband in front of her and there was I guess nothing she could do about or she did do something about it. And now that's why we don't know much from Jaguar right ever since.
Is it that or is it that you weren't Maybe you have that hard maybe the factor?
What was what was the hit Jaguar Right single We're missing out on?
I think we got that song and then and then never again, if I'm gonna look at it correctly.
And also tried to fuck my husband at a party. What does that even mean? Who? Among? That's such a that's such a wild thing. What do you mean he came up and like walked up behind him and kissed him on the neck and started, what do you mean he tried to fuck your husband in front? That's like such a crazy thing to say without specifics.
I feel like when you're a Clive Davis type character, you're just going up to people and be like, hey, you want to fuck. I don't think there's a cute kiss on the neck. I don't think there's any seduction. I think it's like, Yo, you're trying to fuck.
Which I know your wife's right there in the interview is sort of the implication that Jaguar Right is making. It isn't sort of like a flirty I bought him a drink and told him he had a nice shirt. It was much more of like set what's up? Yeah?
Yeah, A lot of you have tried to fuck me? After I think kinda yeah, and lots of funny shirt. You want to be.
Stupid me, You're getting proposition left and right.
Yeah, I had no idea.
So one of the things that the video goes on to claim is that Diddy had a sexual encounter with Clive Davis in nineteen ninety four, and that sexual encounter was the sort of spark that Bad Boy Entertainment needed to get on its feet. That essentially he fucked off the knees off the feet.
Signing one of the most prolific rappers of all time. I had nothing.
He needed seed money back to back and I'll tell you where you get seeds from.
Mason Craig Mack and Mary J. Blies.
Yeah, no, they had nothing.
What's the four one?
One? Was just a bad album?
My fault?
Yeah, because did he sucked off Clive Davis in seventy one? You hear that?
Total?
Yeah, ladies, you just didn't have it, but Clive Davis did and did He got it out.
There saying he wasn't gonna ask who smashed the eat class. That's because it was Clive Davis driving to suck did he off? Yeah?
Well that I'm saying, do I think that that didn't tip over the scales. Perhaps I'm with it.
You do buy into the possibility that did he did suck off Clive Davis. You just don't buy that this is all it took to get Bad Boy where it would.
I think it helped, Sure, I think it helped. Yeah, what's a little dick sucking amongst friends?
Do you think it's like? Do you think it's like golf where it's like you don't have to know how to play golf to be a great business man, but it definitely helps.
It's the willing and dealing you do, the what's it called the after glow after sex. Y'all laying there and you're like, you think about Bad Boy.
Everybody knows the coal distribution.
And I will say that if I am a person who fucks in private a a different group than I I sort of show publicly I am at my loosest after I fuck a man.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's true, because if I'm fucking bitches that that ain't necessarily what I want the world. You know what I mean, I'm presenting. I'm always still posturing in that way.
If I'm.
Yeah, my shoulders are all the way down.
Right, I would be relaxed to Clive Davis because even in nineteen ninety four, he's still sick. Yeah, I just break this old man. I'm like a young.
That's why I'm thinking with mouth. I don't think I think did he gave it? I don't think.
Yeah, Jimmy was a college I'm just saying, yeah, he ran the city. He did run the city, and he's in good shape. He made a real big deal about running a marathon one time.
I mean, he's a big accomplishment. You really stepped over that.
It's a big accomplishment that we all know at least ten people who have done. And then Diddy was like, run or die. It is the only thing that matters. It's like, relax, big dog. Relax. That said that, the video goes on to sort of break down Diddy's then life after sucking off Clive davis where he has multiple encounters with multiple other artists. Fifty Cent has. As you pointed out, David been extremely outspoken about Diddy trying to hit on him. One time, he said, didd, he told him you wanted to take him shopping, and they did not care for that at all.
And here's the thing, also though we got it showing that hyper masculinity ship I think did. He probably did want to take him shop. He was like, Hey, you're wearing those g unit tank tops. They look like sports brass. Let me take you out to the galleria one day. We'll get you some stuff that fits good. Like, I get it. He's like, I can't.
You're in great shape. You don't have to dress like this. And the fifty did not care for the shopping request.
Uh.
There are also claims that they point out to a They point out a video where Diddy is on drink Champs and repeatedly is calling Nori Daddy and tells him that he likes when he gets frisky and sort of like fights back the way.
That he does.
And it is a little that was weird. It is a little weird that I've never seen.
But now I really want Diddy to rebrand into like a little NASAs type character.
I watched the Gay Rebrand.
If it was hardcore gay at the end, it would be yeah, because I think you'd be really good at it. I think I do.
I do fully expect and maybe this is speculative, but I do fully expect him to make a Quincy Jones turn right at the end, like, I think he's gonna be very open about like all the people who he used to fuck and who used to fuck each other in front of him.
Oh my god, ready for to imagine that would that would end the world.
I used to I used to clap Kevin Hart's butt cheeks every night. Yeah, coold, Yeah, that's cool. You start breaking down those specials. It's starting to feel like Diddy was there.
I saw it. I saw Dave Chappelle go in the room with every member of Next Closer about Dave Chappelle.
And it does little known facts.
Black rob WOA was about what he saw in the room.
Whoa, that's why you didn't last song, and that's why he died.
He knew too much.
We had to get him sick. He was gonna tell our business. I'm sorry for all our black rock fans.
Yes, I was a black fan. I like that. I love that one song.
I couldn't tell you a single other thing he did.
He talks about steal cars a lot on that. I can see that.
There's also the now very infamous video of Meek Mill in the pool where Diddy is standing over him giving him a number of sexually suggestive compliments. He's again calling him daddy and telling him how proud of him he is, while Meek Mill is sort of sitting poolside in a way that feels like a captive. It does feel a little bit like a man unable to fight back because of his caretaker, you know, demanding that he just received it and not do anything.
Wow, the video you watched was hot Langston. Jesus, this is not as good as Justine. Justin was like, yeah, jirty eight venis and shit is cut up. This is like there's a man by the pool, he's being called daddy and he can't go anywhere.
Yeah.
No, it's the meek male one I think is maybe the most sort of like yeah, bloody glove in the backyard type situation. And then there's also a video of Ditty's former bodyguard who claims to have seen Diddy and Jah Rule running out of a hotel room together naked butt naked, he puts it and covering themselves with towels. It was just Joe Rule and Diddy. This is a young joh Rule before Joe Rule is fully at his most rural baby and was apparently fucking Diddy before he made it to the top.
And look at him. Well he got famous for a little while.
Dinny, I mean's got a good life.
He had a great run. He actually he actually is one of those He's deceptively one of the best selling rappers of those two thousands.
Who are you telling? I saw Jo Rule like six months ago in concert?
Whoa how was that concert?
Did I not tell you about that?
No? I don't think so.
Oh man, I saw it was one of those old people concert It was Joe Rule and Ashanti Fat.
Joe was there, saw that concert.
Lloyd opened it up. Well, John was there for a little bit. It was amazing.
I did call those old head concerts.
Oh my god, is everybody who graduated from two to seven? Wow?
Yeah.
There was a lot of baby fat in the building, like people would dusted off the baby bat.
Jackets.
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was all happy. I was going to get a sweatband, but everybody was like relaxed.
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Okay, that is damning though.
Wait yeah, so now wait a minute with Usher.
That's right.
I think this conspiracy is real.
They're saying, yes, Usher, Usher was a part of the sexual manipulation. That's not necessarily suggesting Usher carried the torch forward, but it is saying that Usher was one of the many Diddy victims.
Hmmmm, yeah that No, you should never be in a bed with a fourteenth. It's like, even if you think Michael Jackson is innocent of everything, the story is alone or so inappropriate that it's enough to Yeah, it's like to even be put in the position.
Yeah, but he grew up weird, You still don't get to Yeah.
Yeah, somebody I didn't go sink has to stop at a certain hour and just to let him go to a different bed.
The door is open and unlocked.
It's also like, would you do that with your kid? Would you be like, no, he's a cool guy. I let my kids. Of course, somebody in your family, of course, not so Like why am I gonna give Michael Jackson more leeway? Yeah?
But but this this also led me to believe and I'd be curious to hear your thoughts, because it got me thinking about some of the other incidents that Diddy has been a part of, specifically all of the fights that he's gotten into with other rappers that we've never gotten a very clear explanation as to why these fights occurred. Specifically Drake. He has a very sort of like legendary they got in a fight in the club. He supposedly beat up Drake. Jay Cole and him have been very open about having fought each other, and I wonder, I wonder if some of those fights were spawned from Diddy sort of doing a ditty thing and being like, I'll fuck you and then being like, Nigga, I'll punch you in the head, and then it going the way it went.
That hops possible.
It could be that it could also be like they did fuck and the argument is about please don't tell anybody we fucked whoa but who?
Like if it's him and Drake, who's gonna tell some buddy.
Everybody about past lovers.
I would love to hear the market room. That's just Diddy.
Daddy voicemail.
Didd he left right.
Right now, Daddy, you said, Daddy, you you well.
I also think though that Diddy gets some advice with people because he's just sassy, like he's like, that's what.
Like.
I heard an interview with the Locks and they said like right after they signed with Diddy, they were in the club with him, and you know, the Locks were like street rap and like did he Like they looked over and Diddy had hit somebody with a bottle and was like, what I'm in here with the Locks and they were like, whoa what. I think that's like his get down.
Anyways, I think Diddy is a niggah who has not had back up for a long time, and so he fights like he cannot lose.
Like that.
There is not a single person he comes across that he he got in that fight or almost got in that fight this past year on the street when he was dressed like the joker.
Do y'all remember this? That was crazy? I remember?
Or was it just a slap?
No, it wasn't no physical like uh, transferrent Like they didn't fight each other, but it was reaching a point where like they were about to fight each other. And the dude, who was like an actor on power didn't realize he was like I think fighting with Diddy, he was just like there's a maniac on the street, dressed like the Joker, talking all kinds of crazy to me, and then they they sort of have it out and then they they squashed it. And the whole time they're squashing it, did he's like, you lucky because I was gonna murder you. Oh you're just gonna die tonight because you don't know, you didn't know who I was. I'll kill you. And it's like, whoa, this dude's scary.
But I don't think Diddy's killing anybody. He just got his gooms. I think that's why he's so sassy and flamboyant.
I think he's down to get the trigger pulled.
Listen, I'm not brave enough to even make the phone call. And I think video make the phone call before he's even sure why he would why he's calling.
Right, he'll kill you or he'll exile you. Yeah, I get You'll get sent to his real real quick, real quick.
Yeah you're going back to Belize baby, because listen, though he's got a good life. No, he's got a good life, and he wasn't supposed to keep rapping. It was too much trouble to him. I just mean for his mental health.
It was bad for him.
I think, yeah, well that's all.
The but that's on board. I'm like, you convinced me.
At first, I was like, this doesn't seem true, but now I'm like, oh, he's definitely been fucking and sucking for getting people.
Joh Rule and the Usher thing got me.
That's there's a level.
Of coercion that I think we have to acknowledge. And I do think if I were to make an argument, I think a lot of it seems to be rooted in him being a very rich maniac more than it is some like sinister gay plot. I I don't believe in sort of like the the queer illuminati of it all.
But I do think.
I do think if you give a a very wealthy man too much rope, he will do some wild ship with that rope.
Yeah, like making the bands a cheesecake or whatever.
And that's why they didn't make it. They didn't suck enough to think about it, none of them.
Damn.
Now you really thought he could break Freddy p And he's like naak Freddy.
That guy was like he wasn't used to having nice clothes.
Even fred Freddy was like, I got to wear a shirt every day.
People that weren't ready to be a corporate product ever.
Right now that said, I'm from the dirty. We don't even know the price is soap. But I was like this guy, Bro, they're not going to be able to keep this sky on TV.
Right.
You gotta learn the prices so you can't be that dirty. You gotta learn the prices up a dirty dude.
Don't get me wrong. I was pulling for Fred, but I also knew that.
He was my favorite of the band.
But that's personality. Yeah, he was like Scooby Doo.
He beat the ship out of the net like times.
It was that big.
Yeahs had some weight on him and he worked. That's out.
God man, good show.
Damn well. Ariel Justin, could you tell the people where they could find you and what cool ship you have going on?
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