Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever-changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!?

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Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever-changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyonc&eacute;?!?
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me

Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/e7541fd0-ed76-49c7-8c93-b2e5000e3a7b/transcript

Is the Mandela Effect real? Langston and David discuss with Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites, Star Trek: Lower Decks) about this conspiracy theory that has driven everyone on this earth insane. Did our childhood lie to us? Does the media have much influence to confuse the masses? How many dimensions are we in? We talk Jamie Foxx's freckles, Sinbad vs. Shaq, The Bernstein Bears, and much more - especially butt naked basketball games. 

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO:mymommapod@gmail.com

LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

Is the Mandela Effect real? Langston and David discuss with Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites, Star Trek: Lower Decks) about this conspiracy theory that has driven everyone on this earth insane. Did our childhood lie to us? Does the media have much influence to confuse the masses? How many dimensions are we in? We talk Jamie Foxx's freckles, Sinbad vs. Shaq, The Bernstein Bears, and much more - especially butt naked basketball games.&nbsp;
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

The Mandela Effect Got Us! (with Garrick Bernard) RE-RELEASE

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/ba323bd0-fc14-4925-a912-b42000027578/transcript

Y'all are getting a sneak peek of the magic that is our Patreon. Langston and David take three fan voice mails, and our drunk lil mommas never disappoint. Is big gay keeping athelete in the closet so that the hyper visibly queer community can continue to thrive? Is AI confusing real humans with fake reality? Does messing with old men give you worms?! Why are you asking us? We don't know anything. But we'll try to answer your questions anyway. 

Y'all are getting a sneak peek of the magic that is our Patreon. Langston and David take three fan voice mails, and our drunk lil mommas never disappoint. Is big gay keeping athelete in the closet so that the hyper visibly queer community can continue to thrive? Is AI confusing real humans with fake reality? Does messing with old men give you worms?! Why are you asking us? We don't know anything. But we'll try to answer your questions anyway.&nbsp;

Old Men Give You Worms (with Langston and David)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/102dec71-9d03-448c-9b07-b41e003dd45a/transcript

Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby. 

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby.&nbsp;
Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
We are now on YouTube! Listen &amp; Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@MyMommaToldMe">here!</a>

Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger) RE-RELEASE

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/9598a0a6-492b-42f9-8a65-b419001e31b6/transcript

Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

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