Bill rambles about robot patrol, 'sell-by' dates, and the barber shop.

SimpliSafe:  SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about robot patrol, 'sell-by' dates, and the barber shop.
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SimpliSafe: &nbsp;SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at <a href="https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR">www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR</a>&nbsp;

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati. 

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about whatever is bothering, exciting, or confusing him that day.

Bill Burr rants about whatever is bothering, exciting, or confusing him that day.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-24

Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along.
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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Mitch Murder - Intertia
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SimpliSafe:  Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Policy Genius:  Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage.  Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR 

TRUEWERK:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR 

Fast Growing Trees:  Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants.  Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.  http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR

Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along. ----------------------------------------- (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude:&nbsp; Mitch Murder - Intertia ----------------------------------------- SimpliSafe: &nbsp;Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR&nbsp;
Policy Genius: &nbsp;Protect the life you&rsquo;ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. &nbsp;Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR&nbsp;
TRUEWERK: &nbsp;Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR&nbsp;
Fast Growing Trees: &nbsp;Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. &nbsp;Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout. &nbsp;http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR

Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26

Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'.

SimpliSafe:  Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Policy Genius:  Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage.  Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR 

TRUEWERK:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR 

Fast Growing Trees:  Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants.  Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.  http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR

Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand &amp; Blondie'.
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SimpliSafe: &nbsp;Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting <a href="http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR">http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR</a>&nbsp;
Policy Genius: &nbsp;Protect the life you&rsquo;ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage.&nbsp; Head to <a href="http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR">http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR</a>&nbsp;
TRUEWERK: &nbsp;Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters.&nbsp;Get 15% off your first order at <a href="http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR">http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR</a>&nbsp;
Fast Growing Trees:&nbsp; Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants.&nbsp; Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com">http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com</a> and use the code BURR

'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26

Bill rambles about being sick, Why A.I.?, and H.O.A.’s.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-12-18- Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Elvis Presley - Frankfort Special 

Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR 

Hims:  To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about being sick, Why A.I.?, and H.O.A.&rsquo;s.
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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(39:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-12-18- Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: &nbsp;Elvis Presley - Frankfort Special&nbsp;
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Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to <a href="http://www.Quo.com/BURR">http://www.Quo.com/BURR</a>&nbsp;
Hims: &nbsp;To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit <a href="http://www.Hims.com/BURR">http://www.Hims.com/BURR</a>&nbsp;

Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-24

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